Item Picker
I have just plumbed each of the 4000+ items in a random item picker for you guys, enjoy!
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The Kleptogoblicon – Now Free to Loot
I’ve got some big news for you guys today. I am opening the doors to the treasure vault to absolutely everyone … for free!
The May version of The Kleptogoblicon has been set to public access and so will all future book updates going forward.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/kleptogoblicon-105227588
I’ve been seeing a lot of people that use TTRPG’s as a tool for learning and he...
2024-06-20 09:11:25 +0000 UTC View PostMay Update: Introducing The Kleptocatalogue.
Hello fellow Kleptogoblins!
This month's update is a particularly exciting one. I've added a new section to the book called 'The Kleptocatalogue'. I have enjoyed making the rules-lite d100 lists but there is only so much creativity you can pack into a maximum of 64 characters per item. So, I am adding a new section to the book for much more detailed items with descriptions and effects. I hope you enjoy them, I've got lots more ideas to populate The Kleptocatalogue scrawled in notebooks ...
2024-05-30 12:33:28 +0000 UTC View PostCatacombs, Carnivals & Cattails
Time to grab your loot bags, it’s book update day once again!
A big welcome to our new patrons and a huge thank you to those of you supporting the project. I hope you guys have had a fantastic month and you have found lots of new items.
If you are already a paid member, I will be updating the Patreon shortly and you will receive an updated version of The Kleptogoblicon with these additions ...
· Clotte The Catacombs Looter Kleptogoblin ...
2024-04-30 08:29:05 +0000 UTC View PostAims & Ambitions #001 - #042
Which two goals would you choose?
This is a page from the full version of The Kleptogoblicon. If you are not already a member, please consider joining.
2024-04-22 12:40:09 +0000 UTC View PostIntelligent Immortal Snail Generator
One of my favourite generators to create so far. (S)Nailed it!
A huge thank you to those of you supporting this book, I hope this generator & the rest of The Kleptogoblicon is bringing you much fun & chaos.
If you are not a paid supporter, please check out the subscription page for access to the entire Kleptogoblicon for just £2!
Menagerie Maestro's, Scrapheap Scavengers & Intelligent Immortal Snails
Loot bags at the ready, it's that time again. Book update day!
Wow, what a month. Lots of new items and lots of new faces, I can't thank you guys enough for the support you've shown. This month brings a couple of my favourite pages created so far, a way to add pets into your game (much like how you find pets in Diablo or Runescape) and a page dedicated to generating a novel slimy shelled BBEG.
If you are not already a paid member, the £1 per month slots have all been looted and t...
2024-03-28 09:35:52 +0000 UTC View PostBehind The Scenes: 19.03.2024
Firstly, I'd like to say an absolutely massive thank you. The book has just passed 100 paid patrons and continues to grow thanks to epic supporters like yourselves.
Here's a little teaser for an upcoming BBEG generator in this month's update. If my calculations are correct, it can create 8,000 slimy-shelled adversaries to give your adventurers a run for their money. Well, maybe a brisk walk.
2024-03-19 11:31:33 +0000 UTC View PostTavern Speciality Drink Name Generator
Which drink did you create & what does it do?
2024-03-18 11:22:39 +0000 UTC View PostVolatile Vials: #001 - #008
A pilfered page from February's book update. Volatile Vial's are dodgy potions that are a bit on the unpredictable side. I created these so I can add some items into the game that have a risk & reward element but the choice is put onto the player. Nothing like some self-inflicted chaos.
A big thank you to all of the paid supporters, you make this all possible.
If you're not already supporting the book, check out the membership page, those £1 slots are going fast and onc...
2024-03-12 11:06:25 +0000 UTC View PostBehind The Scenes: 06.03.24
A little teaser for one of the loot bags being released at the end of the month. I'm having great fun writing it & can't wait to release it into the wild.
2024-03-06 10:51:08 +0000 UTC View PostShadow Stalkers, Kitchen Clearers & Goblin Grab Bags
Well, there goes another month, it's time to leave February behind and march on forwards. But first, how about a big pile of loot to play with. It's book update day!
As always, thank you so much for supporting this book. Be that by being a paid patron or by telling your friends about it & releasing these items into the wild to cause some chaos.
A heads up for those of you thinking of becoming a paid patron, there are still £1 per month slots left but they are going quick. Onc...
2024-02-28 10:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostGoblin Grab Bag #001
A sneak peek at a new loot list format I am adding to the book this month. 90 randomly-themed pieces of loot and 10 cursed items. Do you dare to reach inside the bag?
If you're not already a patron, please consider supporting the book. Patrons get brand new loot lists, pilfered pages and much more every month.
2024-02-26 13:18:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Village Idiot Name Generator
One of the generators from the latest book update.
2024-02-01 10:55:04 +0000 UTC View PostHexed Hats, Permanent Potions & Desert Delving
I look around, I look around. I see a lot of new faces. Which means you guys have been pilfering polymorph potions again, or we have some new members to welcome!
As always, thank you so much for supporting this book. Be that by being a paid patron or by telling your friends about it & releasing these items into the wild to cause some chaos.
If you are a paid member, I will be updating the Patreon shortly and you will receive an updated version of The Klep...
2024-01-31 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostPrint-Friendly January Compendium Now Available
Good news everyone! After a little experiment involving a bucket of bleach, I've managed to transform the compendium into a sleek, colour-free masterpiece. The result? A print-friendly version that's now conveniently attached to the original post.
I hope you have some fun releasing those Kleptogoblins into your world. If you're not already a Patron and want to support the project even more, please consider becoming a Patron or telling 3 of your favourite loot hoarding friends about this...
2024-01-24 09:13:39 +0000 UTC View PostThe Kleptogoblicon Free Compendium January 2024
A free compendium containing 1,000 pieces of loot. Ready to use as 1D100 loot lists or easily print off and cut out into individual item cards.
2024-01-22 10:08:28 +0000 UTC View PostOoze Generator
A sneak peek at one of the generators in this months update.
2024-01-19 14:31:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The Kleptogoblicon - December 2023 pt.2
I hope you have all had a fantastic break and gave/received some epic loot. To see us into the new year, I introduce to you 6 new Kleptogoblins & their 600 items.
· Jogglegrit The Jar Thief
· Jelx The Jewellery Juggler
· Cluttawik The Curio Collector
· Tusslewrench The Tool Tinkerer
· Curdlegrin The Challenge Connoisseur
· Sjipp The Snack Swindler
As always, thank you so much for your support & I'll see you all in 2024 with lots more ite...
2023-12-30 15:38:43 +0000 UTC View Post