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Teal Independents: The Mask is Off

[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,

Today we've got another one that will be out later in the afternoon. Recently we've had a lot of vids where we want to get them out ASAP while the topics are still hot. This one is about the push coming from the Teal independents to raise the GST.

We thought this was as good a time as any to showcase other examples of how incredibly "not-shit" the teals have been. Everything from voting against worker's rights to keeping money in politics. Every...

The Antisemitism Envoy

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,
This video will be released later in the day with a few alterations but we wanted to give you an early look on Patreon.

We're taking a look at the new antisemitism envoy, Jillian Segal. It doesn't affect the content of the video but just a note, we filmed this one just before Albanese announced that Australia will be rcognising Palestine next month. Let us know what you think of the video!

Thank you for your support,
The FJ Crew

"Nothing is being done about Housing"

[Very early access]
Hello Patrons,
This is a video we were planning to put out on Wednesday but we're seeing a lot of groundswell about people wanting us to cover the social media U16s ban so we're going to release a quick video about that next instead. We'll also be talking about the recognition of Palestine and, at the end of the week, releasing a detailed scripted video about the antisemitism envoy. Pretty stacked week. We've also got another video filmed about the teals and GST.
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The Future of the Liberals, Tasmania, and the Greens

[Exclusive Video]

Hello Patrons,
After a few delays due to Jordan's nonstop touring we've got the next patreon higher-tier exclusive video. This one covers a lot of different topics, why we're happy with the longer explainer/ history format videos we've been doing recently. The future of the Liberal party, the Tasmanian election, and the Greens exodus. The second half has a bit of behind-closed-doors gossip too which is why we can't do a video like this on the main channel publicly....

The A.I Ragebait Slop Situation

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,
Have you noticed channels like these popping up? They use A.I voiceovers and mainly consist of news clips strung together with one purpose in mind: to piss off your uncle on Facebook so he complains about the government and share the video.

While it isn't the only example, we're taking a look at one of these channels which sprung up as the federal election was on the horizon. Let's dispel a few myths and have a few laughs along the way.

J...

The Decline of the United States

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,
We didn't end up getting a chance to put out last week's early video but we've got another early one for you today. This video takes a look at the decline, or perceived decline, of the United States.

We've been going through a few different countries: New Zealand, the UK, now we've reached America, let us know if there are any other countries you'd like us to take a look at.

Between these explainer videos, the touring, and Jordan's new Eps...

John Howard: Australia's Worst Prime Minister

[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
Yes, there have been a lot of quick, on-the-spot videos over the last week while Jordan has been obsessed with covering the Epstein news. But we've still been hard at work on the regular content, this video is an in-depth look at John Howard. For a huge number of the current woes this country is facing, you can pin a lot of them on Howard.

We've made a lot of them already but we're trying to make as many explainers like this video as possible. Focusi...

Can We Escape From the U.S?

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,

We're talking bout AUKUS again. With everything going on in the world right now this could be the best possible moment for us to get out of a bum deal with the United States. This video takes a look at how we even ended up in AUKUS and what our relationship with the United States looks like these days.

We've got a few videos in the works about Australia's relationship with the U.S, this one is just an appetiser. Look forward to more in the fu...

Why Australia is Better than the UK

[Early Access]
Hello All,
Here's the extra video we've been talking about, a look at Nigel Farage's Reform Party in the UK and why a similar thing is unlikely to happen in Australia. Why? Well, it's simple: Australia is just better then the UK. Ok, there's more to it than that, so watch the video to find out more reasons.

This video is available early to anyone on our Patreon as a one-off event, we'll have more exclusive content for the full members next week. This video will be ...

Patreon Poll July

Hello All,

We've collected some of the popular suggestions from the suggestion post the other day. We'll be producing the winning option but will also be taking other popular choices into account.

One of the popular choices was to compare UK Labour to AUS Labor. Well, we've actually already produced a video about this and Nigel Farage's Reform party. That video will be coming out as an extra for all Patreon members shortly. It will then be released as a regular video on Youtube ...

Shane Wars Episode IV: A New Cope

Hello Patrons,
Usually we like to get you these videos at least a day early but this one will be out to the public in a few hours. However, when it comes out we'll be giving you another early video and opening up the video suggestion poll. These will be open to all Patreon members as a special one-off event. Don't worry, we've got plenty of stuff for the full members coming out soon, we've been working on some big videos we know you'll like.

Let's get onto this video though, Shane ...

Video Suggestion Thread

Hello Patrons,
We're looking for video suggestions to put into a poll soon, you'll be able to vote on what video(s) we make. We're still working on the winner of last month's poll, it was on Future Made in Australia and if we made something straight away it would be very similar to our recent video on FMIA.

So we're looking at making something more comprehensive down the line on that topic, instead we've already produced and released a bunch of videos that received a lot of votes in...

Why Australia has the Best Democracy in the World

[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
In the last poll we got a lot of responses saying you want an explainer on how the Australian senate works, so here it is. Since the election there have been some loud voices talking about how we need a proportional voting system like the one we have for the senate in the lower house as well. We use this video as an opportunity to show how our current system is the best.

We've gone through a large chunk of the popular topics from the last patreon su...

The Greens are REALLY Screwed After the Election

[Higher tier exclusive video]
Hello Patrons,
In the Patreon exclusive video last month we mentioned this was happening; an exclusive video for the higher tiers. We're not just paywalling content we could normally release though, these videos will have insider info and stuff we heard off the grape-vine that can't be fully verified. So you know what that means, it's gonna be saucy and you need to take it with a grain of salt. If you know more about this topic let us know in the comments! ...

Why the Liberal Party are DOOMED

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,
This is our final election wrap-up video, and it's a meaty one. We've decided to take a deep dive on people in the media who think they have the election all figured out and the future of the Liberal party. Spoiler alert: They are doomed.

This will be coming out on Monday but we wanted to give it to you early. Additionally, the first video for the higher patreon tiers has been filmed and will be released in the next few days. It's based on things...

Australia's Secret History

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,

This week we're taking a look into how Australia's union history helped shape us into the country we are today. It's also worth noting that certain actors in our recent history have tried to suppress this.

We've got a few long explainers like this in the works, we took note of the popular topics from the last Patreon poll. Look forward to an in-depth look of how the Senate works next week! Speaking of the Patreon poll, it's usually our polic...

Now that the dust has settled...

[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
Now that the dust has settled after the election, let's do a review of how each party faired. This is the first of two videos we've produced that deeply dissect the election result. We hop you enjoy it!

Note: there will be a few more sources added into this video for the public release and the Tshirt we're making will also be revealed.

Thank you for your support!
The FJ Crew

Labor has gone TOO FAR this time

Didn't you hear? It's the apocalypse. Labor has started closing loopholes that affect only the most wealthy people in the country, and even then only slightly.

Yes, we're doing a video on the super tax media storm. Many people have really shown their true face with their reaction to these reforms. The independent "good guys" have once again shown they are just Liberals who are too embarrassed to say they're Liberals at dinner parties with blatant anti-worker stances.

We worked h...

Boomer "Journalist" Exposes Me

[Early Access] [uncensored]
Just a quick heads up; the public release for this video will have a little extra part on the end. If you'd like to see the full thing we recommend waiting until the public release either tomorrow or on Wednesday. The public video will also be followed by a stream immediately afterwards.

But what is the video about? Well, fugitive journalist Shane Dowling has launched a full on assault against friendlyjordies. Video after video accusing Jordan of corrupt ...

Patreon Exclusive Cost of Living Video

[Patreon Exclusive]

Hello Patrons,
Something a bit different this week. This is a fully scripted and edited video that was slated to come out before the election. However, we were releasing too much content at the time and there was no place for this video to come out. We think it turned out well though and we're giving to you exclusively, it will never be released to the public. We hope you enjoy!

Also, from now on we'll be aiming to put out one exclusive Patreon video e...

Post-Election Video Poll

There were a HUGE amount of suggestions so we've got a few more options here than usual. Also, you can vote for multiple topics. Some of these are already on our radar but we're keen to see what's popular.

Patreon Suggestion Thread May

Hello Patrons,
Now that the election is over we're keen to hear some video topics about what we should cover next. Put your ideas in the replies below and we'll create a poll with some of the popular suggestions tomorrow!

Make sure to like ideas you want to see as well, that will help us choose.

Liberal AND Greens Wipeout

Hello Patrons,
We hope you've had as good of a week as Jordan has. A few days out from the election let's have a quick autopsy on what went so wrong for the Liberals and the Greens. We wanted to get this to you earlier but we need to get it out asap.

We've already recorded some new, long, scripted videos that are in the editing pipeline. Yep, we're already hard at work on what comes next and we think you're going to like it. Stay tuned for those because you'll definitely get early a...

Labor Wins

Hello Patrons,
It was a long road to get here but Labor has won the election in a landslide victory. We'll be back shortly with a more detailed breakdown but here's Jordan's immediate response after hearing the news. We'll be putting this video up ASAP.

Stay tuned Patrons, we've got some other content we've had cooking in the background coming out soon! Also, there a few juicy little stories that we put aside so we could focus on the election. Don't worry, things will remain excitin...

peter dutton

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,
Here we are, the final week before the election. We're going to be uploading a main channel vid every single day until the end, some of them are pretty damn hefty. We're kicking things off with the last patreon poll winner. A look through Dutton's scandals and just an all-around assessment of his character.

As stated at the end, this will be followed by a rerelease of our video from a few years back "Peter Dutton: The Baddest MP" (alongside rerel...

How Australia is Becoming America

[Early Access]

Hello Patrons,
Less than 2 weeks to go until the election. We've got a boatload of videos set to come out before then and we'll keep giving you early access to a lot of them because we always like to hear what you all think.

This video is about how the Australian political landscape is becoming Americanized- sorry, Americanised. We particularly focus on Dutton's Gina simping in this video so we think you're gonna like it.

Thank you all for your ongoing ...

I did a Political Ad

[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
In the leadup to the election we're going to give you early access to even more videos than usual. We're always keen to hear your thoughts on the vids. This one is a particularly funny situation.

Advance Australia started running paid ads using one of our videos from last year in order to attack Labor. Now that we're aware of what they're doing, it's time to have a little fun.

The shirts mentioned at the end will be on the website tomorrow jus...

Pre-Election Patreon Poll (multiple choice)

Hello Patrons,

We're letting you vote for multiple options here again. Let us know if you prefer that or everyone only having one option.

If you missed our post yesterday we had a list of videos we were talking about in the suggestion thread. These are vids we already have in the works which is why they're not on the list here.

We'll definitely make the winning option into a video but we'll be taking other popular topics into consideration as well.

Dutton: Weak on Immigration?

[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
We'll be putting up the poll from your suggestions tomorrow but we should have been more clear. The topics listed in the description were videos we already had in the works. This was one of them, looking at Dutton's migration track record. Are the coalition really the "tough on migration" party as they say?

We'll be putting this out on Monday with a little extra bit on the end talking about their recently announced targets but we hope you enjoy this ...

Patreon Suggestion Thread

Hello Patrons,
Use the replies in this post to let us know what videos you'd like to see. We're aiming to get at least one more video out suggested by you before the election.

To help you choose here are a few of the video topics we've already got in the works, a little sneak preview for you all:
-Dutton's disingenuous immigration platform
-Donation reform deep dive
-Dutton's oligarch links
-Think tanks and the election
-Forestry NSW losing in the high-court

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