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CLUB LANG SYNE - JANUARY 4, 2026

Hello. It's saturday somewhere. Well, being in a podcast is what we do here. 100% professional podcast. And that means topics and segments. And here you will find both ha ha ha ha ha, no question about it! Fan favorite segment FIRESIDE CONFESSIONS, retooled slightly for the special occasion: New Year's. What are your "resolutions"? Ha ha ha! And then of course there are some calls — homophobia at work, things that have been lost and are missed, and the state of gay pornography today. Every...

END OF THE YEAR CLUB LIVE — STREAMING NOW!!!!!

We are LIVE on the air, streaming for all of you, so get your COMPUTERS/PHONES out, and be sure to listen/watch — and of course COMMENT in the chat....we will not read it!! but it will be helpful for your typing and reading skills — which suck.

Sniffies Podcast

oh fuck to life...

CLUB HOLIDAY XTRAVAGANZA!!!! - 21 DECEMBER, 2025

IT'S A HOLIDAY MIRACLE!!! Theda had a minor surgery but is healing beautifully. In her stead we have some lovely guests, gal! We're joined by one of the hosts of Sloppy Seconds, MEATBALL; Innovative playwright and hot author on the scene, MAYA MARTINEZ; and the Straight Culture Scientist with the comedy special of th...

CALL HEAVY SUNDAY EPISODE THIS WEEK

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DECEMBER 2025 PLAYLIST

I listened to Madhuri Vijay's story "Lara's Theme" on The New Yorker podcast and it was a good seed for this playlist. It's about a kid whose father is learning to play "Lara's Theme" from Doctor Zhivago on the saxophone (?) but can never quite get it right. That sort of lilting, blue, ornamental feeling is so winter, as are discordant notes, strange chords and odd pairings. Winter is full of discomfort. Holidays are pure pain. There is always a chill you can't escape, a conversation you can'...

CLUB PUKE - 14 DECEMBER, 2025

We talk pop culture scandals, millennial actress vs gen z actress, Sniffies HQ, and more! We are also joined by edible ass paint legend and accomplished musician MAGDA to celebrate the release of her new video for "PUKE" (WATCH HERE!)!!!!

CLUB SWEEP - 7 DECEMBER, 2025

Shark Tank / Beckinsale Egg / Millie Bon Bon / T4T Film of the week / Rachel Reid author of "Heated Rivalry" and a new series "CLEAN SWEEP" / Amy Poehler T-Girl / Old Man Cock / Cyprus / Should I do porn? / A call from Hamnet's Mom, and MUCH MORE!!!

END OF THE MONTH POST THANKSGIVING CLUB LIVE STREAM - AUDIO *RE-UPLOADED*

SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE THIS SHOULD BE WORKING NOW SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE>>>>>DECEMBER WILL BE A GREAT MONTH

END OF MONTH CLUB LIVE LINK

you've heard of PAST lifes? well, celine song is back at it...with CLUB life, streaming life at this link. they call it you tube but don't be fooled. it's no tube but rather a stream...a LIFE stream.

LIVE CLUB TOMORROW, NOON EST

two streams in a row...stay tuned for link...what a great show it will be...they're calling it cock friday

MERCH VOTE

OK! We are getting dangerously close to a merch drop but I'm wondering: What should we do for a shirt? Do you like Murder on the Stupid Bitch Express? Club Ellen? Both? If one doesn't get chosen we'll do...

THANKSGIVING CLUB LIVE - 23 NOVEMBER 2025

Uploaded audio from yesterday's LIVE stream for everyone who is loving to be living the podcast life.

THANKSGIVING CLUB LIVE LINK - STARTING SOON

We'll be starting at NOON EST. That's 12 for all you number lovers out there. 12 cocks.

CLUB LIVE WILL BE TOMORROW (SUNDAY 11/23) AT NOON EST

WE LOVE YOU!!!!

NOVEMBER 2025 PLAYLIST

"Order a croissant - it's Paris for Christ's sake!" Mom yelled at me from the idling cab. "And hurry the fuck up, our Louvre tickets are for 11:30!" When I got to the end of the line, I ordered two croissants and a baguette. I brought the goods out to the cab. "I have to go to the bathroom, be right back." Mom was screaming so loud, the cabby had to shush her in French. I walked to the back of the bakery, where there was no bathroom and discreetly exited through the door on the other side of ...

AUDIO FIXED - CLUB ELLEN - NOVEMBER 15, 2025

KATY PERRY HAS BANDAIDS ON HER BROKEN HEART, LISBOA, BLANCHE!, NEW YORK VS EUROPE, ARE YOU HE OR SHE?, GOING ON A BENDER, THE WINDY CITY, AND SOME INCREDIBLE CALLS INCLUDING A FEW FROM RYAN CUMMINGS PARAMOURS!!!

CLUB ELLEN - NOVEMBER 8, 2025

Self Suck chat and more "Sex Talk" if you know what I mean. Everybody loves it, and nobody doesn't. Big week in electoral politics — Eleanor knocked on doors for Zohran, and Ashley knocked on cocks. And everybody had a big "CUMMO." It was my penis, begging for mercy. Walking out of movies. Everybody living life. A new era in trans guy names. Rosalia. Mitski explains, and more!

For our next Nymphowars Merch Drop

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CLUB MUNTENDROP - NOVEMBER 2, 2025

Happy November! Today on the show, whatever happened to Halloween? Has there been a REFORMATION of it? No candy, no problem: we've got stick. Bread stick to be exact, on a holiday all their own. We speak to the experts and learn which way is best: hard or soft. Speaking of candy...don't spend it all in one place...it's "Muntendrops" (theda can't remember what they're called). An all new installment of Who's She Hangin' With with (what else?) some sweet reminiscences about SNL. We love it! And...

SCALD MERCH IS HERE

MERCH ALERT! We have a new merch store at HELLOMERCH! Right now it's all SCALD, but soon we'll have Nymphowars Merch on there soon!

END OF THE MONTH CLUB - 26 OCTOBER, 2025 - AUDIO ONLY

Topics include — Estrogen Levels, Gooner Harpers, Halloween Movie favorites, After The Hunt, and more.......

END OF MONTH CLUB - ARCHIVED STREAM

Here's the Youtube link for the show today, and an audio only file will be here in a moment for those who would rather listen on podcast app!! Happy Halloweens.

OCTOBER 2025 PLAYLIST

HaPpY hAlLoWeEn!!!!!!

APPLE MUSIC

SPOTIFY

The warehouse in Maspeth was already unlocked when they arrived. Scratch and Pump couldn't believe how easy it'd been to get all their gear in and set up a makeshift stage. As they wer...

JENNA'S JOURNEY INTO MOVIES EPISODE 01

join us to streaming Babysitter Killer Queen on Netflix....starting now 1:50pm EST.......only on youtubecom

*ALERT: END OF MONTH CLUB PUSHED TO SUNDAY OCTOBER 26*

UPDATE hello so sorry to promise and then change promise but we have to push the stream back just one day until tomorrow SUNDAY october 26 2PM EST — we are all over the map in terms of time zones....

BOOK CLUB IN ONE HOUR!

CLUB CANVAS - 18 OCTOBER, 2025

IT'S SATURDAY SOMEWHERE! Thanks for waiting. On today's show: a check in with Mister Cuckoo himself....Robert Galbriath...Intern Halloween Costume Contest...New Drops...Makeup Minute with friends old and new..."Friends" minute...can a man have long hair...would you accept a boob job from a Swiftie Surgeon? AND MORE!

CLUB ELLEN - OCTOBER 11, 2025

At time of publishing: SCALD IS NOW ON SPOTIFY WOO!!! We talk the devastating failure of AI corporations, SCALD, Trans Lesbians, Taylor is everywhere from Seth MacFarlane's late night show to the Club Ellen comments section, a little poop on the copy machine. WE LOVE YOU!!!!

LIBRARIANS! WRITER'S WORKSHOP TOMORROW WOO!