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2025-06-22 08:04:55 +0000 UTC
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Welcome Mathewson takes on Zack Snyder’s 4-hour superhero “masterpiece”—except he’s forced to watch it on a tiny TV at home. $400 million dollars, an IMAX-worthy runtime, and somehow… this is the result? Welcome’s not impressed. Find out why Snyder’s cut might just be the biggest waste of time (and money) in superhero history.
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2025-06-22 08:01:58 +0000 UTC
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Welcome Mathewson opens up about his deepest, darkest, most disturbing fear—dolls. But not just any dolls… specific ones. (You’ll know them when you see them.) Welcome invites you to share your own twisted phobias and discover why these lifeless little freaks might just be the scariest thing on Earth. Happy Halloween!
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2025-06-22 07:57:47 +0000 UTC
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Welcome Mathewson revisits the 2015 Goosebumps movie—and it’s not pretty. Jack Black plays R.L. Stine in this disgraceful attempt to cash in on childhood nostalgia. But is the real problem the movie… or the fact that we let our kids grow up this soft? Welcome’s got thoughts—and they aren’t pretty.
-from the Movie Slob Archives: FILM ZONE 2.0 - originally posted on October 16, 2015.
2025-06-22 07:55:24 +0000 UTC
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Welcome Mathewson returns to the theater for the first time in six months—only to be greeted by Christopher Nolan’s latest abortion. Backward dialogue, reversed action scenes, and a plot that’s somehow more confusing than Inception—is Tenet genius filmmaking or just a $200 million headache?
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2025-06-22 07:51:13 +0000 UTC
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In this 3rd ever standalone episode of Movie Warz, Welcome breaks down why the beloved Disney talking rat movie is actually a monument to toxic masculinity and how we must fight cancel culture with cancel culture. Movie theaters may be slowly starting to reopen, but the war is far from over.
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2025-06-22 07:48:46 +0000 UTC
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Christopher Nolan may be a terrible filmmaker—but he saved the movie theaters. Welcome Mathewson reflects on how Nolan’s obsessive need to screen Tenet in theaters might have single-handedly brought cinemas back from the dead. Maybe Nolan’s not so bad after all?
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2025-06-22 07:46:39 +0000 UTC
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Welcome Mathewson weighs in on the 2020 presidential race the only way he knows how—through movies. What are Trump and Biden’s favorite films? And more importantly, what do those choices say about their ability to lead the free world? Welcome breaks down the cinematic tastes of our two Presidential hopefuls—and somehow ends up more confused than ever.
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2025-06-22 07:43:58 +0000 UTC
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Welcome Mathewson gets some life-changing news that would make any Star Wars fan green with envy. But does this mean he’s destined for greatness—or just destined to pack on a few more pounds? Welcome might be the first person to ever experience the Force… at a buffet.
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2025-06-22 07:41:12 +0000 UTC
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Welcome Mathewson takes on The Invisible Man—but isn’t this just Sleeping with the Enemy with an extra coat of invisible paint? Julia Roberts and Patrick Bergin aren’t in this movie, but they basically should be. Welcome dives into this psychological thriller ripoff and wonders—if you can’t see the monster, does it even count as horror?
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2025-06-22 07:38:21 +0000 UTC
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In the second-ever standalone episode of Movie Warz, Welcome tackles Gone with the Wind, the so-called “classic” that’s been hidden behind invisible racist walls built by corporate overlords. Welcome breaks it all down in layman's terms—why the film is a product of its time, but also why we’re all victims of a larger system. As America celebrates its “declaration of independence,” Welcome reminds us that we must protect our freedoms—especially when it comes to speech, love, an...
2025-06-22 07:35:43 +0000 UTC
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In this lost Movie Slob archive gem, Welcome Mathewson dives deep into the Star Wars sequel trilogy, exploring the mystery that is Rey Skywalker. But wait—this isn’t just about Star Wars. Somehow, it turns into a wild rant about the NFL, titty conspiracies, and how everything connects back to Welcome’s unique world view. From livestream rants to galactic breakdowns, Welcome unpacks it all—whether you’re ready or not.
➡️from the Movie Slob Archives: THE FORCE AWAKENS LIVE-...
2025-06-22 07:32:45 +0000 UTC
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Straight from the classic Movie Slob archive, Welcome Mathewson takes you on a wild ride—Join him as he breaks down the complexities of Star Wars character Dexter Jettster, but also gets a little distracted by some memories of late-night Applebee’s encounters. Who knew Star Wars could lead to such culinary conspiracies?
➡️from the Movie Slob Archives: THE FORCE AWAKENS LIVE-STREAM - originally posted on December 20, 2015.
2025-06-22 07:30:41 +0000 UTC
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Welcome Mathewson takes on Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood—and spoiler alert, it’s actually Tarantino’s worst film. Is it a nostalgic love letter to Tinseltown or just a long, drawn-out exercise in indulgence? Welcome cuts through the noise and dives deep into why this movie missed the mark, while still offering a few weirdly charming moments. Why did the guy who gave us Pulp Fiction end up making this nostalgia-fueled mess? Spoiler: Turns out, nostalgia alone can't ...
2025-06-22 07:26:55 +0000 UTC
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In this short, DIY episode, Movie Slob shows you how to make a face mask from a couple of household items, including a Cheetos bag. Sure, it’s not going to protect you like an N-95, but it’ll certainly make you look like you’ve got a sense of humor while protecting your face from the other dangers out there. Whether you’re in a pinch or just looking for a weird craft project, this one’s for you. And no, it’s not a sponsored video—just a snacky solution from Movie Slob.
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2025-06-22 07:07:26 +0000 UTC
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Welcome Mathewson is back with a hot take on the 2016 all-female Ghostbusters—and he’s got 5 solid reasons why it’s superior to the 1984 original. Sure, people lost their minds about the all-female cast, but Movie Slob isn’t here for the haters. In this throwback to Film Zone 2.0, Welcome explains why this version of Ghostbusters is the better movie and why you might’ve been wrong about it. Spoiler: It’s more than just an excuse to point out the flaws in the 1984 sausage-fest.
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2025-06-22 06:56:14 +0000 UTC
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Welcome Mathewson breaks down why The Irishman is the worst movie of 2019. With a star-studded cast, including Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, and Joe Pesci, this film was supposed to be a masterpiece. But instead, it’s a bloated, drawn-out tale of mobsters that fails to live up to its legacy. Movie Slob cuts through the excessive runtime and outdated storytelling to explain why this film didn’t deliver what fans were hoping for. The Irishman is a historic disappointment, and Welcome’s got t...
2025-06-22 06:44:21 +0000 UTC
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This is the end... friends. Welcome Mathewson bids farewell to American Film Journal with an unforgettable, epic review of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. From a broken theater chair to a metaphorical pain in the ass, Welcome dives into the final Skywalker saga installment in classic Movie Slob fashion. The movie might be the final nail in the coffin of a once-beloved franchise, but this review is a triumph of chaos, pain, and pure frustration. Strap in, because The Rise of Scar Wars delive...
2025-06-22 06:26:36 +0000 UTC
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Goodbye YouTube… thanks for nothing. Movie Slob faces a harsh reality as new government YouTube laws force him to quit YouTube and head back home to Mississippi. The fear of fines and losing everything is real, and despite the love and support from his fans, the risk is too great. In this emotional final episode, Welcome plays a heart-wrenching phone call from his mom begging him to come home. It’s the end of an era, but not the end of Movie Slob. We may not be done yet, but for now, it...
2025-06-22 06:13:07 +0000 UTC
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In the final installment of this epic debate, Movie Slob and the brainwashed Star Wars nerd dig into a massive Rise of Skywalker leak—Emperor Palpatine's return from the dead and Kylo Ren’s ultimate death at the hands of his former master. The two dive deep into Kylo’s place in the sequel trilogy and what his death means for the franchise. Was it an appropriate end to a divisive villain, or another missed opportunity for Star Wars? Grab your popcorn—this one's going out with a bang!
2025-06-22 06:10:19 +0000 UTC
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In Part 5 of this fiery debate series, Movie Slob and the brainwashed Star Wars nerd discuss an explosive new Rise of Skywalker leak—could Luke Skywalker actually be Rey’s father? Welcome explores the implications of this earth-shattering revelation and whether this supposed twist would’ve salvaged the Skywalker saga or made it even worse. With tensions running high, both nerds weigh in on this game-changing leak and whether it could have been the franchise’s last chance at redemption...
2025-06-22 06:08:41 +0000 UTC
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In Part 4 of this ongoing debate, Movie Slob and the brainwashed Star Wars nerd dive into the latest Rise of Skywalker rumor—could Star Wars creator and living God George Lucas be coming back to fix the disaster? The two discuss whether Lucas returning to the franchise could save Rise of Skywalker and fix Disney’s mistakes. Will this be the redemption Star Wars desperately needs, or just another attempt to slap a Band-Aid on a gaping wound? Find out as tensions rise.
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2025-06-22 06:06:51 +0000 UTC
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In Part 3 of this debate series, Movie Slob and the brainwashed Star Wars nerd dive deep into the Rise of Skywalker rumors, including the shocking return of Hayden Christensen. But the conversation takes an unexpected turn when Welcome explores whether Hayden could qualify as an incel. Tensions rise as the two discuss Christensen's character arc and the bizarre ways Disney has mishandled iconic characters in their Star Wars sequels. Prepare for a heated discussion with no holds barred.
2025-06-22 06:04:29 +0000 UTC
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In Part 2 of this epic debate, Movie Slob continues his battle with the brainwashed Star Wars nerd, diving into even more controversial issues surrounding Disney’s disastrous Star Wars sequels. Welcome explores leaked information, recent Rise of Skywalker test screenings, and why audiences are laughing instead of being impressed. As the debate heats up, Movie Slob rips apart the myth of Disney’s "revitalization" of the Star Wars franchise.
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2025-06-22 06:01:50 +0000 UTC
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Debating The Star Wars Nerd - PART 1 (of 6) In the first part of this epic 6-part series, Movie Slob takes on a brainwashed Star Wars nerd in a heated, no-holds-barred debate about Disney’s disastrous handling of the Star Wars franchise. Welcome dives deep into Disney’s inability to create a decent Star Wars movie, all while attempting (and failing) to have a civil conversation with this misguided fan. From the sequels to the spinoffs, no part of the Star Wars saga is safe from the Slob...
2025-06-22 05:55:53 +0000 UTC
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It Chapter Two is a shadow of its predecessor, lacking the scares, laughs, and even the charm of the first film. Welcome Mathewson breaks down why this sequel falls flat—less scary, less funny, and somehow, even less sexy (sorry, Beverly Marsh). Welcome explains why It Chapter Two is such a massive disappointment and reveals how he’d rather sit through Avengers: Endgame than revisit this dumpster fire. With a sad 5.9 out of 10, don’t bother until it hits Netflix.
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2025-06-22 04:37:46 +0000 UTC
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In IT: Chapter 2, a particular scene from the original novel was cut for reasons of good taste and decency. But where others fear to tread, Welcome Mathewson steps in, with an uncensored, totally unhinged reading from Stephen King’s IT. Buckle up for a hilarious, off-the-wall exploration of the twisted things King left out of the final cut. You might just be glad they kept it on the page, but Welcome isn’t one to shy away from the ridiculous, no matter how absurd it gets.
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2025-06-22 04:30:33 +0000 UTC
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In the double-dipped second episode of American Film Journal, Welcome takes on Disney's attempt to cover up their peppered past, celebrates the long-awaited teaser trailer for IT: Chapter 2, and rips into Sonic the Hedgehog fans and their spinning rodent’s legacy of disappointment. Plus, an unboxing video and reviews for Aladdin and John Wick 3. The real question: will Disney’s latest remake soar or flop? Find out in this loaded episode of American Film Journal!
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2025-06-22 04:19:17 +0000 UTC
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After a year of living under contractual secrecy, Movie Slob is finally back! Kicking off the new year with his all-new Movie News & Reviews Show, Movie Slob dives into the hottest film topics, reviews, and more. In this premiere episode, he answers all of your burning questions while showcasing the new face of movie reviews on YouTube. Get ready for the unfiltered, uncut commentary that only Welcome Mathewson can deliver.
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2025-06-22 04:12:53 +0000 UTC
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