Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! JB is getting ready to start his Redneck Show here in Nashville, and it often runs pretty late, so I wanted to post this week’s MV before we got started! I love that JB manages to work Mannix into this episode!
I also wanted to let you know that Ben has some great Easter movies reviews for ya'll to check out on JB's site! Here are the links, and the time codes are at the bottom of the post.
Hope you are having a wonderful Easter weeke...
2022-04-17 00:50:54 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday, Patreon Pals!
Here’s your fix of Friday Fun for this week. JB thinks I should be releasing these one by one, the way they originally came out, but I feel like they are so short that would be a lil anti-climactic. So I post all the ones that are together on one tape. (Don’t worry…I have LOTS of tapes. We won’t run out of them any time soon. 😋)
Hope y’all enjoy my policy on it, and I hope you’re having a wonderful weekend! ❤
2022-04-16 02:31:01 +0000 UTC
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Bridge 5:33
Outro 9:08
Happy Humpday, Homies! This one’s gonna be a quickie bc I’m deadass tired but also soooo happy bc I got to go see AEW live tonight! It was a very last minute thing, but I figured I’d stop by on my way to meet JB in Nashville tomw, and I’m so glad I did!!
Have a wonderful rest of the night, and I will get all caught up here (including announcing last month’s prize winner & this month’s giveaway!) after a nice ...
2022-04-14 03:47:07 +0000 UTC
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(MUCH more info on this coming soon, but wanted to be sure y’all saw it first!! 🤠❤️)
**MEDIA ALERT**
JOE BOB’S JAMBOREE MOVES TO MEMPHIS, JULY 8-10
The second annual Joe Bob’s Jamboree, a three-day genre-film celebration that includes the World Drive-In Movie Festival, a fan convention with celebrity guests from the genre film world, and two nights of “Joe ...
2022-04-11 17:03:09 +0000 UTC
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Happy Sunday (back in El Lay, even though I’m still in AC. 😋) Here‘s your belated bit i’Random Radness, since I missed it on Friday.
I didn’t get a lot of great convention BTS this time,, so I just did my own lil’ #AskJoeBob and had him tell the take off The Banner That Would Not Be Tamed. 😋
Here are pics for reference…Thanks so much to everyone who dropped by to see us (and this monstrosit! 😋) this weekend. 🥰
2022-04-11 06:37:38 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday Night (in El Lay time), Patreon Pals! Welcome to JB’s 3574th showing off Carrie on Monstervision. (Rough estimate, but he dang sure showed it A LOT! 😋) This is the Summer School Edition, though, so you know this one’s the best! 😉
As usual on con weekends he’s got me working after the actual con closes, so I’m pooped and don’t have a whole lotta down time. I know I forgot your ”Friday Fun” (I didn’t even think about what day it was! ...
2022-04-10 05:10:13 +0000 UTC
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Here’s whats going on for us this month outside of Patreon…I will let you know -through posts, audio messages, Discord posts, and emails- our Discord watchalong date when he settles on it. 🥰❤️
I will be at all these events with him. Hope to see y’all there! ❤️
MEETJOE BOB AT THE FOLLOWING EVENTS!
2022-04-07 02:36:39 +0000 UTC
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(Bridge 3:33, Outro at 8:40)
Happy Humpday, Homies!
I‘m packing up to join JB in Atlantic City tomorrow for New Jersey Horror Con. Hope we will be seeing some of you there!
i actually haven’t seen All American Murder, but I’m a huge Demonic Toys fan, so I was stoked to hear his thoughts on that one. I’d be super happy if we get to show ANYTHING Full Moon this season! 🥰
Have a great night,..I’ll try to post some silliness from our AC trip f...
2022-04-07 02:34:05 +0000 UTC
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Joe Bob’s America: MoSex for me
NEW YORK, Oct. 25, 2002 -- The first thing I saw at the Museum of Sex was a solid white sculpture of a dead hooker crumpled up on her bed. Okay, obviously this is gonna get kinky.
It was the body of Helen Jewett, the most famous dead prostitute in New York history, dispatched in April 1836 by a young dandy named Richard P. Robinson who was attempting to retrieve his love letters so he could get married to a debutante. Things got ugly that night; h...
2022-04-06 00:47:31 +0000 UTC
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Here’s another ep of the lil’ pod JB co-hosts with me. 😉 We get lots of mail asking about how to deal with trolls and even just your own self-doubt. He helps me through that A LOT. Hopefully something we talk about here might be able to help if it’s something you find yourself dealing with, too. ❤️
AMAZING UPDATE!!!
Our homie, Ben, sent me the article JB was talking about in this pod. Proof that you can't let negativity stop you. If JB had l...
2022-04-03 21:44:21 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday & welcome to “Animal Rights Night”! (😋) JB and I have had virtually the same convo he has with Rusty in this one more times than I can count! ‘Cept now he’s back to snakeskin boots instead of sharkskin, and he’s quite proud of ‘em. (Mine are always pleather, if you’re wondering… 😉👍)
I hope we get to do a Howling night sometime on TLDI, but till then I reckon this’ll do. 😉 I’m going to try to post a lil vid from our Pioneertown visit ...
2022-04-03 03:09:53 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday, homies! 🥰❤️
For your Friday Fun this week, I have another bit of footage that isn’t great quality, but the content was just too awesome not to post. It’s a look at journalists from various news outlets of yesteryear investigating what looked like the beginning of the end of Drive-Ins, but instead turned out to be the beginning of things for our favorite Drive-In critic. It shows how JB’s been proving folks wrong for the past 30+ years…and almost makes hi...
2022-04-02 03:36:44 +0000 UTC
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This is gonna be a repeat for our amazing Patreon Pals, but I wanted to do a special lil April Fool’s Day celebration, even for our non-members. Slaughter High is my fave April Fool’s Day flick, and I wanted to give everyone the chance to see it the Joe Bob way.
It’s free on Tubi & Roku rn, so if you want to check it out with these Classic Monstervision segments, here are those time codes for you:
Predator
Start the ...
First segment: Before t...
2022-04-01 21:26:06 +0000 UTC
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Happy Humpday, homies!
Tonight marks the final night of my insanely busy/no time to breathe sched, and hopefully I’ll be able to start catching you up on everything very soon.
In the meantime, here’s JB introducing two total classics. (He even mentions my next door neighbor, Perry, in the Child’s Play 3 episode, which is so funny to me now! 😋)
I hope you’re having a wonderful week, and hopefully I’ll be able to post some neat lil goodies over the next couple day...
2022-03-31 01:17:29 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals!
If you joined in for our Q&A tonight, THANK YOU! Y‘all are sincerely just so awesome & JB and I super appreciate you understanding about our heinous work sched. Watchalongs back next month fo sho!!
Here are the time codes for this week’s ep…Hope you’re having a safe/happy/wonderful (or at least not completely terrible 😉) weekend. Sending you tons of ❤️❤️❤️ From both of us! 🥰
Rosemary...
2022-03-27 03:40:35 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday, Patreon Pals! I’m dog-ass tired and have to be up ass-crack early in the AM, but I had to be sure y’all got your weekly dose of Random Radness! 🥰
This one’s a lil weird bc it was on a really messes up tape, and parts of it literally disappeared at points. However, I felt this one was unique enough that it was worth fidgeting with, so I called upon by old pal Siri to fill in the gaps for us (so to speak 😉).
Hope you enjoy, and I hope you have a kille...
2022-03-26 04:04:35 +0000 UTC
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Happy Hump Day, Patreon Pals!
Here’s a new/old Drive-In Theater for your viewing pleasure tonight. (That thumbnail is gold!!! 😋)
This Saturday night will be our watchalong with JB at 10pm ET. A lil later than normal bc it’s a crazy busy week for both of us, but hope you can join us! More deets in the Discord…If you need help navigating that just leave a comment and we will help you figure it out. ❤️
Have a great night! I should have a lil check in message fr...
2022-03-24 02:31:26 +0000 UTC
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Well nail my dick to a tree, bc this is just not my day for tech stuff!!!
Not only did this ep take FOREVER to get to the point it’s at now (it’s still not perfect, but after the very beginning I think it’s watchable, at least. 😋) But on top of that, I’d written a long post about it, which Patreon now “automatically saves”. 😏 Welp, guess what? It didn’t save. Shocking, I know!!! 😋
I‘m just gonna go ahead and post this now before things go even c...
2022-03-20 21:15:35 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday Night, homies! 🥰
The Monstervision I’d planned to post tonight ended up having some major sound issues. I’ve been tinkering with it most of today and *thought* I had it all fixed…Till I uploaded it to Vimeo then some other issues reared their fugly heads.
I still think this one is salvageable, but it’s gonna take a lil more tinkering. I will post ASAP, but it’s gonna be really late for you non-West Coasters. I’m super sorry about that, and hope you...
2022-03-20 03:28:15 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday, Patreon Pals!
For your listening pleasure tonight, here’s another sampling from ”Joe Bob’s Drive-In Review”. This was a 90 second segment he used to do five times a week for the morning drive shows of rock stations back in the 90s.
Enjoy the totally timely tidbits (😉), and I’ll be back tomw to help ya Year the ❤️ outta Saturday night with a new/old ep of Monstervision for ya! 🥰
2022-03-19 02:51:00 +0000 UTC
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(Outro 5:31)
Happy #AEW night, Patreon Pals! 🥰
Here‘s your midweek JB fix…He’s once again trying to sell us on that 5 second workout in this one. I think he needs to finally market this for real & make a workout video like Linnea’s! 😋
Also, if you haven’t heard the news, Season 4 is officially starting April 29th!!
2022-03-17 03:11:14 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals!
Here’s a Double Feature from the early days of JB’s time on Monstervision, when it was still on Friday nights! 🥰 It has some really minor glitches in the first 20 secs or so, but it’s smooth sailing after that.
Here are those time codes fer ya…Hope they help ya properly tear the ❤️ outta this shorter than normal Splatterday Night! (Don’t forget to turn your clocks ahead! 😉❤️)
Deadly ...
2022-03-13 04:38:59 +0000 UTC
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Happy Frightday, Patreon Pals!
For tonight’s Random Radness, I present the 1988 Hubbie Awards in it’s entirety. (Back when Honey was named “Trudy”.)
You’ll be getting some news on this year’s awards (being presented at the Jamboree in July) very soon. My goal is to get him to include categories like these this time in addition to the awards for our Film Fest winners. 🤞
Have a great night, and I’ll see you tomw with some new/old Monstervision good...
2022-03-12 04:34:34 +0000 UTC
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This is a lil’ #TBT post that goes along with the #AskJoeBob video I just posted. Folks always want to know where JB gets his bolos, so here he is further explaining that, on location in Gallup, New Mexico. (He made us take a detour there on one of our road trips so he could spend about 6 hours jewelry shopping. 😋)
2022-03-11 01:55:45 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, homies! Here’s another edition of #AskJoeBob for your viewing pleasure. 🥰
If you have a burning question for our HMiC, hit me up at TheLostDriveIn@gmail.com, and remember to include your name & where you’re from with it. (He’s so dang picky about that for some reason! 😉❤️)
2022-03-11 01:47:15 +0000 UTC
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(Bridge: 4:27, Outro: 11:02)
Happy Humpday, homies!
Here‘s your Drive-In Theater fix for this week. Coinkidinkily, as I was posting this I got a text from Honey herself! We are cooking up a surprise or 2 I can’t wait to share with you…and JB. 😉
Hope you’re having an amazing week, my fabulous fright fiends. Back tomw, Friday, and Saturday with some more Lost Drive-In goodies fer ya! 🥰❤️❤️
2022-03-10 04:02:27 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals!
Tonight we have a super cute Summer School ep for you (complete with gratuitous Eugene Levy! 😋) . I’ve been trying to get JB to do these again since I met him, but he never has enough time. This year I vow that if he says he can’t do them, I’m gonna do ‘em myself!! Summer School was too much fun to not be a thing anymore…We need diplomas to go along with those Iron Mutant Citations! 😉
I hope you are having a wonderful week...
2022-03-06 01:35:58 +0000 UTC
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Just wanted to give all ya'll your lil’ dose of Friday Fun. This is a clip of Joe Bob doing Drive-In News from 1989. He pretends to not know what C.H.U.D. stands for even though we all know he LOVES it!! 😋
For those of you who are already Patrons, you're probably tired of hearing about this and can ignore the rest of this post, but I have been getting questions from people everywhere about the Patreon/Jamboree, so just wanted to make one more post for anyone who's curious.
2022-03-05 03:15:37 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, Patreon Pals! Here‘s some of what’s going on in our little world right now.
First off, a new month means we have a winner for last month‘s giveaway and a new bit o’schwag to give away this month.
Once again I forgot that I’m supposed to video the random drawing process (it just doesn’t seem interesting, but I want y’all to know it’s fair! ❤️), but since I got a winner before I remembered, I gotta go ahead and just award that Patron their priz...
2022-03-04 03:17:04 +0000 UTC
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(Here’s another Retro Review for ya…Enjoy! 🥰)
Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In: July 11, 2001
Lou Vockell is the kind of guy who photographs a dog peeing in the woods to establish that the next scene takes place in the wilderness.
He's the kind of guy who, in the middle of shooting a gorgeous blonde nude in the shower, pans over to a picture of Jesus on the wall and overdubs it with five seconds of the "Hallelujah Chorus."
And Lou Vockell is the kin...
2022-03-04 01:52:45 +0000 UTC
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