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About the next release

Hi, I hope you're doing well. I've been struggling with a migrane today so I'm not feeling very productive, but aside from that progress has been going fairly well in the last week or so.

The next release is going to center on an event chain where an impregnator asks the PC to help him get another woman pregnant. Obviously that's similar to the Tanya chain, but this one will play out quite differently.

With Tanya, the focus is on the interaction between the PC and the may. This ne...

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Newlife 0.5.3b

Hi all, here's an updated version which I believe should fix the "blank screen" error in the last build.

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Newlife 0.5.3

Hi all, here's version 0.5.3. This one implements the gameplay changes around giving female NPCs their own fertility cycles and the ability to get pregnant and give birth, along with key updates to existing scenes. 

I'll be building on this over the next few releases with scenes that focus on NPC pregnancy, both for general female NPCs and for some special ones who I feel deserve special treatment.

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Newlife 0.5.2

Hi all, this release contains a scene I commissioned from the writer Elizabeth King that I've had sitting around waiting for final polish & integration for a little while now. 

I've also included scene submissions from Secondarian and Lost Trouting - it'll be good to put the Velocity/YAML away and get back to Java for 0.5.3!

The next release will be the first proper one in the improved pregnancy update. In the meantime, enjoy and let me know if you find any bugs - althoug...

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Major update vote results

Hi all,


I've just finished counting up the results of the major update vote, and it's a decisive victory for Improved Pregnancy. The results were:

1: Improved Pregnancy

2: Lesbian Content

2: Work and Career

2: Homes and Money


That isn't a typo by the way. The 3 options that didn't win all tied for second on the exact same vote-count.

I'd like to thank the voter patrons for having their say and helping me see what options were mor...

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Newlife 0.5.1

Hi all! Here's version 0.5.1 of Newlife.


The main change here is an overhaul of the career framework. The PC now starts unemployed, has to interview for her job, and can quit to be unemployed again or to become a housewife.

The reason I decided to do this now instead of waiting for the work & careers update to win a vote was because I'd had some messages from someone who wanted to work on content for a new career and I felt it would be useful if the game supported c...

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July update

Hi all, hope you're having a great start to the week.

I'll keep this one short because I'm a little tipsy - I'm rewarding myself with a drink. Specifically, Hooper's alcholoic dandelion and burdock - not one that appears in Newlife. And yes, I am indeed an utter lightweight who gets tipsy from just one drink.

The reason for this little celebration is because for once things are going really well come end-of-month and I'm actually ahead of schedule. I normally have a frantic, not t...

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Major update vote for 0.6

Hi all,


With the relationships update finished, it's time to vote on the next major update. This will be the 0.5.x updates, finishing with version 0.6.0.


I'm going to make a bit of a change with how this vote works. Previously, I've filled the major update plans with as many ideas as I can come up with, but this has the downside that each one takes a long time to implement.

This time I'm going to specify just a minimum set of changes for each update. In...

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Newlife 0.5.0 updated again (sorry)

Sorry all, there was a bug in my fix for the savegame issue that meant it wasn't actually solved in 0.5.0b. This version should have it sorted.

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Newlife 0.5.0 updated

Hi all, here's an updated version with some bug fixes and the office harassment scene submitted by stochastic:


Major changes & additions:

Added the Office Harassment scene submitted by stochastic.


Bugfixes:

Fixed a bug reported by ks where the club scene could error when setting up walkhomealone.

Fixed a serious bug that could make saves unable to be loaded.

Fixed the serious “blank screen” bug reported by a number of people. Spe...

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Newlife 0.5.0

Hi all!

Newlife 0.5.0 is here - the last release in the relationships update. I'll be running a vote soon to decide what to do for the next one.

Please let me know if there's any bugs - I had to make changes throughout the code to support the new options to inform your partner of pregnancy and lie to him about being the father, so I'm a bit worried about any unforseen consequences!

I also have a backlog of user-submitted scenes that you can expect to see in the next release,...

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Another update

Hi all, turns out that "last little thing" of letting the PC lie to her partner about her baby being his is a tad more fiddly than I'd planned. Sorry for the additional delay. Release tomorrow probably, or the day after if testing goes badly.

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Slight delay

Hi all,

I'm going to take a slight delay in releasing the next version of Newlife - probably just by a day or so.

It might in theory be possible to put together a release tonight, but I don't think it would be a very satisfying one - there wouldn't be time for more than the most cursory testing and some of the more fiddly aspects of certain scenes wouldn't have been handled very effectively.

Such a release would definitely require a bugfix update soon after and it'd probably...

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June update

Hi all!


So, I've been suffering from some bad anxiety lately, and so I've been avoiding interacting with people - I don't think I've replied anywhere for the last few weeks. Not Patreon, not discord, not the blog.

However, work continues Ok. As supporters of Newlife, I know you expect a certain level of project management expertise, and that level is "very bad".

As such, I've decided to add an additional scene to the next release, even though it's midway through d...

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A Pause

Hi all,

I've been struggling with illness for most of the month and haven't made very much progress. At this point, I don't consider it realistic to get an acceptably-sized update out this month.


As such, I've paused the patreon campaign which means that you will not be charged on June 1st.


I expect development to be back to normal next month.


I'm currently putting together a smaller update which will mainly focus on adding some scenes ...

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Another Update

Hi all,

I'm still feeling pretty bad - I've basically no energy at all and I haven't been able to do much productive work at all since my last post.

We'll see how things develop. If I don't recover soon then I may not be able to do a worthwhile release in May - if that happens then I'll pause the Patreon campaign so people won't be charged for the month.

I've no other news, but I thought I'd keep you updated with my latest woes. Hope you're all having a better month than I a...

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May update

Hi, hope you're all doing well.

I seem to be coming down with some sort of a cold - I've no energy this week, been sleeping way longer than usual and my mouth is weirdly dry. So, illness :(

It's bad timing for Newlife's work because I'm at the early stage where I have to figure out how the main new scene will fit together and that's the sort of thing I normally prefer to do when I'm fully alert.

Instead, I took a little time out to go over some purely programming tasks. It m...

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Cooking class typo fix

Hi all, there was a typo in the cooking class file .vm file that could cause an error during the scene.

To fix this, download the attached file and move it to newlife/additional_scenes/official_content, overwriting the existing file of the same name.

Sorry for any annoyance this error has caused.

Edit (14th May): I've updated this file with another fix to an issue reported by Blargan in the comments which could show up for characters with the cute trait cooking with an NPC w...

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Newlife 0.4.30c

Hi all!

A few people reported an issue with the porn-shoot erroring if your friend was the male star - thanks Dunan Rayne and Taemmy! I've put together another bugfix version. There's also a bunch more fixes & changes here, most notably:

- A cheating option during the couples dance competition wasn't being made available to the player: it can now be chosen if you have the cunning trait.

- Multiple porn actor and prostitution clients can now be loaded if you have >1 cu...

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Newlife 0.4.30b

Hi all, there were some bugs in the last release, notably one that could break save-files. Please use this version instead.

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Newlife 0.4.30

Hi all! Here's the new version of Newlife. Enjoy, and let me know if you spot any bugs!



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Next steps to game 2

Hi all!

I've been cracking on with the latest Newlife update, working to convert the playable porn-shoot scene into output that I can pipe into the porn-theater you can visit on dates.

Today though, I've taken a bit of time off from Newlife to finally take that key next step towards getting game2 under serious production.

Game Two will make heavy use of artwork - that's essential to let me easily share the load of content-creation with other people as it'd be flat-out imposs...

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Newlife 0.4.29b - bugfix version

Hi all, I had an anonymous tip-off about some situations where the porn scene would error. I've fixed these: here's a bugfix version 0.4.29b and I've also update the file on the previous post.

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Newlife 0.4.29

Hi all,


This is the PMW release. It includes an event chain where a sleazy friend or partner will contact you about shooting a porno.


This consists of 3 scenes - in hindsight I should probably have cut it down to 2 and implemented the first-person pornoshoot scene similarly to how the third-person one (when a female NPC is starring) is handled.


There's some refinements I'd like to make at some point... and as I could say the same about the co...

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Inner Circle update

Hi all,


So, I'm working on the PMW release right now and it should be out fairly soon. This has been a challenging one because of its scope: it requires multiple separate scenes, none of which is entirely trivial.


As such, the initial release will be limited in some ways - there'd otherwise be too much for one release. Ideally there'd be 2 large, detailed sex scenes (for first-person and female NPC as the porn star), plus the 2 smaller setup scenes, plus impa...

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Newlife 0.4.28 updated

Hi all,

Here's an updated version of 0.4.28. I'd anticipated a flood of bug reports for the new content, but apparently it hasn't been so bad - which means I've been able to seriously catch up on minor change-requests from various forums and so on. Next up will be the PMW release.

Changelog:

https://splendidostrich.blogspot.com/?zx=d9fa28983ba69f4d

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Newlife 0.4.28

Hi all,

So, I woke up this morning and suddenly remembered that there's just 28 days in February.

Fortunately both the main additions for the next release were largely ready for release: a near-complete rework of the town-date and a new scene submitted by Secondarian.

Less fortunately, I still have bugfixing to catch up on and the new content really could use more testing.

So, I'm releasing this as 0.4.28a but I expect it to be buggier than usual due to the lack of tes...

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Newlife 0.4.27c (more bugfixes)

Hi all, here's a quick update with a fix for the low-cooking-skill error when making breakfast.

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Newlife 0.4.27b (bugfix version)

Hi all,

Here's an updated version with fixes to some bugs that were reported in 0.4.27. It isn't especially thoroughly tested as that'd mean delaying the release to tomorrow, but hopefully I won't have mucked up any of the fixes.

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Newlife 0.4.27

Hi all, here's version 0.4.27 of Newlife.

I'd been planning a big replacement of the town date scene but it isn't quite ready yet (maybe 80% or so). Instead I'm putting out a smaller release here with new cooking content and you'll get the date rework in maybe a week or so. 

This release contains the first commissioned scene - a cooking class. There's also a second that'll be ready soon so you can probably expect two releases by mid-February. 

I'll be interested to...

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