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From The Desk of Nerd³ - September 2024 Edition

Dearest Patreons,

This week I, alongside many of you, watched as Clarkson, Hammond and May drove off into the sunset, concluding an era of unparalleled television adventure not seen since Michael Palin’s Around the World in 80 Days back in 1989. Sure, Clarkson’s a colossal twat, Hammond is irritating, and May is better on his own taking apart lawnmowers, but I can’t deny that watching these three boob their way across the planet has been a structural pylon of my television ...

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 193 - Mucking Out

It's a noisy one, you were warned.

We're back with tiny Barbies | Nerd³ Toys - Patreon Version

Knocked cameras, dodgy audio and constant focus loss. It’s like we never left.

Link: https://youtu.be/LQRzw8zW6K4

Nerd³ Plays... Food Truck Simulator (Patreon Version)

Here’s a video where I burn burgers, murder people with a van, and argue with a radio. It’s Food Truck Simulator!

Link: https://youtu.be/FT58uuuC5p4

The Raptor Royal Rumble | Jurassic World Evolution 2 | Nerd³ Challenges (Patreon Version)

Holy fucking shit, it's a dinosaur, jesus christ, what the fuck.

Link: https://youtu.be/UYWcIod9CVc

Nerd³ Plays... The Crush House (Patreon Version)

🎥🍑

Link: https://youtu.be/Rlm2yezKoMk

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 192 - Play-doh and Dinosaurs

Nerd³ Plays... Tactical Breach Wizards (Patreon Version)

You’re a marine Harry…

Link: https://youtu.be/Z27SHSSusEc

P.S. This video is a few hours late as it was only just finished.

Nerd³ Plays... Bodycam (Patreon Version)

Fun fact. In this video, my audio levels were raised by 20dB, and the game audio was lowered by 10dB. It’s REALLY loud.

Link: https://youtu.be/nHiRQfyZoUc

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 191 - Another Wingey One (Sorry)

The Best PS1 Game You Never Played | Tomba! Special Edition | Nerd³ Live Highlights (Patreon Version))

The best 2D/3D Platformer/RPG/Action/Adventure game ever made.

Link: https://youtu.be/U3s0_rBWpDg

From The Desk of Nerd³ - August 2024 Edition

Dearest Patreons,

I spent just over 80 hours last week, almost 12 hours a day, putting the finishing touches to the typeset version of The Paradox Paradox, resulting in 235 changes to the text, roughly one every seven hundred words. These ranged from mistakes to the layout (a speech mark separated from its intended line by a space) to small plot holes (REDACTED still had a REDACTED in a single line, a relic from a previous draft). Editing at this level is like doin...

Nerd³ Plays... Hydroneer (Patreon Version)

Part 2 of my “games that don’t know how to spell engineer” series.

Link: https://youtu.be/TypdR4gO2ho

P.S. Sorry this video is so late, Daniel didn't actually finish it until this morning.

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 190 - Speaking of Deserving Eyes...

Thank Goodness You're Here! | Nerd³ Live Highlights (Patreon Version)

Eyup

Link: https://youtu.be/6hFDFNDU12M

Nerd³ Plays... The Enjenir - (Patreon Version)

This video is almost a day late due to issues getting the Patreon names for the opening/ending credits, but WE HAVE THEM ALL NOW AND THEY'RE UP TO DATE.

Link: https://youtu.be/YlCiOpp2lNk

Join the Official Nerd³ Marvel Snap Alliance!

UPDATE: The Alliance is now full! I'll let you know if people leave/the size increases!

Hello you lovely lot!

Are you a fan of Marvel Snap AND me? Well good news, because I've just launched the official Marvel Snap Alliance! Come work with Ashens, Matt and I as we hammer away at bounties, share cool decks, and work as the greatest team since that guy with the shield and that guy with the robot suit met the guy with the eye patch and the crap TV show.

Th...

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 189 - Guess What's Under My Phone

Nerd³ Plays... Peaks of Yore (Patreon Version)

Can you spot all 5 Yetis?

Link: https://youtu.be/BxW0GboE3B0

P.S. Sorry this one is up late, Daniel finished it late and it took till now for me to be able to upload it!

Portal: Revolution | Nerd³ Live Highlights (Patreon Version)

Oh, it's you.

Link: https://youtu.be/BmGua5UyGPM

Print Updates with Matt

Wowie, it's another print update!

So, everyone who backed the print tier in September, October, or November 2023 should have now received those very late prints (Please send a DM if you've not had yours arrive yet). I'm currently packaging up the December 23 and January 24 prints ready to ship out by the end of this month (Probably much earlier). Then the February, March, and April 24 prints are currently in the late stage of their design production and should be getting packaged up dur...

Nerd³ Plays... Indika (Patreon Version)

There was a little man…

Link: https://youtu.be/0fAE8-AHL9k

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 188 - Post Road Trip Ramble

Every State Road Trip - Nerd³ Live Highlights (Patreon Version)

There and absolutely not back again.

Link: https://youtu.be/CSTMrd17jb4

Nerd³ Plays... Supermarket Simulator (Patreon Version)

Beep, beep, beep.

https://youtu.be/Wcd9nacUsfs

The Paradox Paradox Release Date Reveal... With Matilda!

Come for the book reveal date. Stay for the cool dog.

Daniel xx

From The Desk of Nerd³ - July 2024 Edition

Dearest Patreons,

While I’m not an expert on cars, I do understand the basics. The wheel inside makes the wheels outside turn, the pedals on the floor tilt the rudder, and when Rebecca is driving I can expect to listen to ‘Pink Pony Club’ on a loop for the entire journey.

Then there are the gears. Most cars don’t have them anymore, neither do they need to be pulled by horses, yet in what Jeremy Clarkson and his kind would call ‘proper’ cars, they st...

Nerd³ Plays... Taskmaster VR - (Patreon Version)

Shid!

Link: https://youtu.be/QgNzxmKXLq0

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 187 - Rebecca vs IKEA

Nerd³ Plays... Carnal Instinct (Patreon Version)

Putting the ‘Ass’ in Assassin’s Creed. Twice.

Link: https://youtu.be/J0FyMesFk40