The Patreon Podcast - Episode 93 - Stop High-Fiving Your Penis
Episode title is a direct quote from the episode. It's one of those...
- Dam
2020-09-26 08:03:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... World of Contraptions
Hello!
Matt fought a bear to get me a code for this game. Dunno why, it's on Steam...
- Dan
2020-09-24 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Toys - I Was Sent an Arcade...
Hello!
Wait hang on, a toys video?!
- Dan
2020-09-22 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³'s Hell... WWE 2K Battlegrounds
Hello!
You know, we've changed how we record the Hell series. They used to be games that I could tell would be shite, but now they're Play's videos that we re-title if they're bad. This is bad. This is so, so bad. 14 male wrestlers ONLY unlocked at the start, many of which I've never heard of. Everything, or at least a part of everything, is locked behind a grind/paywall. Ugh. UGH. Get in the bin so I can vomit on you.
- Dan
2020-09-21 19:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Patreon Podcast - Episode 92 - Not That Episode 92
A 5am Podcast! Hooray!
- Dan
2020-09-19 13:38:08 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Crusader Kings III
Hello!
I have no idea what I'm doing, but goddamn am I doing things.
- Dan
2020-09-15 22:31:10 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Lonely Mountains: Downhill
Hello!
Here's Lonely Mountains: Downhill. A casual-but-not-really game about throwing a poor bastard down a mountain on less wheels than makes sense. I quite like it.
- Dan
2020-09-10 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2
Hello!
Here is the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2 video. It's a video where I make no jokes, laugh a lot anyway, and fall in love. I hope you enjoy it.
- Dan
P.S. Sorry if you get ads on this video, it got copyright claimed to shiiiiiiiiit so anything like that is out of our control wheeeee.
2020-09-07 18:56:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe Patreon Podcast - Episode 90 - Bob
Hello!
Here is a picture of lovely Bob. Good luck Bob. <3
- Dan
P.S. For some reason Patreon thinks this podcast is 'Infinity:NaN:NaN' long, when it is actually only 44 minutes. The MP3 is fine so it's something borked with Patreon. I'd recommend downloading the MP3 and listening to that directly! - Matt
2020-09-04 18:41:40 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Radical Relocation
Hello!
They say that moving is the most stressful time of your life. In this video, I add to that stress.
- Dan
2020-09-03 19:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostA Quick Thank You From Matt
Hello all!
The Nerd³ Patreon hit a bit of a milestone this month - it is doing the best it has ever done! So I just wanted to thank you all for your incredible generosity, because without all your support we wouldn't be able to keep doing this.
Turning ads off the videos at the start of the year was a big risk, but it has proven to be decently sustainable and that's mainly down to Patreon! I also think the videos are way better lately due to the fact we'...
2020-09-01 14:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ (and Jon and Matt) Plays... Grounded
Hello!
*Sees the spiders*
Goodbye!
- Dan
2020-08-31 21:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Train Sim World 2
Hello!
So why the fuck does this game have three identical tutorials? Was it three games in one? What is happening?! AHHHHHHHHHH.
- Dan
2020-08-28 20:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... AI Dungeon
Hello!
There's a fine line between telling a riveting story, and just being a bit of a tit. This is nowhere near that line.
- Dan
P.S. Sorry this video is a little late, the video that was supposed to be out today had to be fully scrapped for various NDA related reasons - then I spent far to long doing sound design for this video. :D
I've also published a Patreon Exclusive version without any of the SFX, for those who prefer that, or want to make something w...
PATREON (1hour) EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Surgeon Simulator 2
Hello!
AT 9pm last night a code for Surgeon Simulator 2 came through. Who needs sleep?!
(Also, who needs a Show video? Nobody? Good, because this is replacing that this week.)
- Dan
2020-08-22 18:39:26 +0000 UTC View PostThe Patreon Podcast - Episode 89 - Three Thousand Copies
Note to self. Stop recording podcasts after midnight, especially after a very long day of work.
- Dan
2020-08-22 18:27:40 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Disneyland Adventures
Hello!
Welcome to the world of virtual tourism! A lovely idea attacked by one of the worst cameras I've ever had the misfortune to suffer through in modern games. Also, someone needs to take Pluto to the vet.
- Dan
2020-08-20 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... theHunter: Call of the Wild
Hello!
If you like hunting you miiiiight want to give this one a miss. Lots of high powered insults aimed right for your head with no way for you to fight back.
Actually... wait a second you might like that after all.
-Dan
2020-08-17 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe Patreon Podcast - Episode 88 - The Podcats talk Hitman (and only Hitman)
After a trillion years of waiting, we're BACK with a podcast that we recorded after 8 hours of video recording together. We're tired. Also, we only talk about Hitman. Probably best to skip this and wait for the videos really...
- Dan
2020-08-15 12:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³'s Hell... Raid: Shadows Legends
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Who has a massive marketing budget and zero gameplay? This guy.
- Dan
2020-08-13 19:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Death Stranding
Hello!
Anyone fancy a walk?
- Dan
2020-08-10 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Patreon Podcast - Episode 87 - The Original Flavour Podcast
In which I melt, Rebecca does their nails, and my past unravels because of a crisp flavour.
- Dan
2020-08-08 08:04:00 +0000 UTC View PostYou Can Now Pledge in British Pounds (£), Euros (€), or U.S. Dollars ($)
Hello!
Patreon has done some changes, and there's a nice new feature (finally). Everyone in the UK, EU and U.S. can now pledge to this Patreon in their local currency of British Pounds (£), Euros (€) or U.S. Dollars ($), rather than just U.S. Dollars like before! Not only is this cleaner looking, but also means you shouldn't have to pay any currency conversion fees if your local currency is £ or €. If you're already a Patreon, this is something you have to change in your acc...
2020-08-07 12:33:09 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Hitman 2
Hello!
Hitman 2 is good.
I was wrong.
Matt and Jon were right.
I'm going to go and get drunk.
- Dan
2020-08-04 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020
Hello!
Halo isn't Microsoft's flagship title. I know they like to pretend it is, but it's not. It's Microsoft Flight Simulator, the most Microsoft game ever made. It's boring, solid and contains more tools and tweaks than you'll ever need, or even know exist. However, it's for everyone. If you want to pick up a controller and piss about in a Cessna above your house, you can. If you want to convert the spare bedroom into the most realistic flight simulator for miles and fly massive...
2020-08-01 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe Patreon Podcast - Episode 86 - The One With the Guinea Pig Bundle
Don't click this until the podcast gives it context. Even then, probably don't click this link.
https://v.redd.it/5ige1ztz13e51
- Dan
2020-07-31 22:19:00 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Cube World (Again)
Hello!
Well after eight years Cube World is here. Well, it was here last year but I'M A BUSY MAN GOD DAMMIT. Anyway, it's a bit shit. It's vague, boring and far too goddamn hard. Everything hates you and will bee line at you the second it can, proboscis flailing in the wind. It somehow feels worse than the Alpha, despite having way more stuff to do. It's rubbish, but in the video a squirrel kicks the shit out of me, so at least I now know how that feels.
- Dan
2020-07-30 19:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostPATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Star Wars Battlefront II (2)
Hello!
So in the past week, someone informed me that Star Wars Battlefront II has dropped it's microtransactions and so I thought , what the hell, let's give it a go. (The glory of the steam sale means I can stock up on year old PC games for half the price. Score!) Here is my attempts at playing it, having not played a PC online shooter for several years. It doesn't show. (It does.)
- Dan
P.S. Sorry this video is so late. Turns out the macOS Big Sur beta is a Big Bitch...
2020-07-29 00:35:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Patreon Podcast - Episode 85 - The Strand Type Episode
Welcome to the only podcast on the internet made by me, for me.
- Dan
2020-07-25 17:17:29 +0000 UTC View Post