Stanley Sharpe

Weekly Update - 26th of May

Hey friends,

So, the going is sadly still slower than I'd like but on the bright side, I am beginning to function outside of my writing and that can only have a positive effect.

With any luck, I'll have the next part of Adventuring with Three Futas out this weekend, otherwise early next week - the writing, at least, should be done or almost done by the end of today.

Bunny-Girl is almost ready. The holdup now has been that I've wanted to do the anal finale justice, s...

Post-Irina Story

Hey friends!

Poll time again. As I said, I'll include all the options (sans Irina, and Kyln as I am working on those two.) This'll be, obviously, the story I work on after I get chapter nine of Irina to you (hopefully before the end of May, or in early June!)

Have a great day,

xoxox

Weekly Update - 19th of May

Hey friends!

So I forget if I said, but I'm doing these on Friday mornings now, so that I can ensure I make time for them and make them routine - the word of my life right now, and the bane of it - so as to always keep you updated on what is happening.

Which at the moment has unfortunately been consistently slowed. To give some insight: I am currently trying to tame the belligerent toddler that is my ADHD brain into accepting a routine that includes such - shock-horror - marvels a...

Monthly Exclusive: Three's a Crowd

Hey friends,

Another draw, so I'll alternate and we'll catch up with Mike's adventures with Talia!

Thanks for voting, and have a great day,

xoxox

Monthly Exclusive: May

Hey friends,

Second poll: what story should I write for May?

As noted, if "new story" is picked, I will do a set of scenarios like I've just done with the seasonal poll, as I've sadly left it a bit late this month to be quite so granular as the last time!

I'll run this for 24 hours as, again, I am hoist by my own petard time-wise, hah.

Have a great day,

xoxox

Poll: Summer Special

Hey friends!

Two polls today, this is the first.

I'm going to do four "seasonal" specials (spring, summer, autumn, winter) and then a few holiday ones (Easter, Halloween, Christmas). They'll largely be tropey and whatever but it seems fun, plus mixing things up with some one-shots (or potentially stumbling on good future series) is enjoyable for me.

I'm sure I'll refine the themes going forwards, but for now I'm just going to throw out a few possibilities. I'll have these ru...

My Hung Futa Big Sister, Part 2

Hey friends,

Last update for the day and week, that much-belated second part of the big sister futa story on Smashwords.

I have a decision to make with this one, in that because of how it's going, I might end up going for five or six parts - I should, where possible, take advantage of Smashword's leniency with prices, because where on Amazon I'd have to do two bundles (and likely, always aim for six parts) I can price as I like on beautiful Smashwords, hahaha.

I'll decide ov...

Sissified by the Orc Warrior, Part 4

Hey friends!

It's finally here, at long bloody last. For a change, I'm linking the fancy new drive, which has both versions in place (the hairier and less so), but let me know if you run into problems and I will sort an alternative means!

I'll get some polls up on Monday, and we shall move forwards. I'm a deal more optimistic about my productivity this week, so let's hope that stays the case...

Anyway, have a great weekend, and enjoy!

(Big Sister is about to be uploade...

The Grand Smut Archive (+Patron Codes)

Updating this for reasons!

The sum total of my (free, and Patreon - this is only for you, my beloved Patrons) works, sorted by series, on my Google drive. All of them uploaded, in word format - more in this a moment - for you to read at your leisure, without having to go through any other links or whatever.

Get in touch if you can't get it to work or whatever, I shall sort it out as promptly as I can.

Also, to keep them readily available, as and when I have codes for Smashwo...

Mother-Daughter Futas (Vol. 2) + An Update!

Hey friends,

Alas, I am bogged down in editing and this was the easy thing to get out today while also avoiding a "delay" message, lel.

Unfortunately due to my backlog of shit, things aren't edited! Brigkha is finished (text-wise), but I've not got the time today, so it'll be out tomorrow. As will Big Sister (which is in a similar boat - I thought I'd edited more of it incrementally, but alas.)

Regardless, there's at least a release, hahah.

Sorry again for the...

Weekly Update - 10th of May

Hey friends!

Brigkha will be with you tomorrow, hopefully reasonably early. It'll also see the release of the Smashwords things that have been so bloody delayed, and then Friday will have the Easter Bunny story (much fucking belated, hah.)

Then next week will have polls and such, and we will finally be moving out of this recent funk of mine. Wonderful.

I will allow a new story for this month, if that ends up being picked, but I'm going to experiment again with the p...

No Pills (Fuck's Sake)

Hey friends,

Alas this mistake is mine and I won't be repeating it but it's delayed everything.

I take ritalin for my ADHD. Without it, I am...well, a fraction of my productivity! And in my infinite wisdom, despite the state of the UK right now (read: not good) I thought it'd be fine to leave it until my last pill before picking up the repeat prescription. I even ordered it last week, but there's staffing issues and all sorts right now, so...earliest I can get them is midday Frida...

Weekly Update - 2nd of May

Hey friends!

So, this week has actually started off very nicely. I'm going to have Brigkha out in the next few days (sitting at about 8k right now, and I'm aiming for 10-11.) It's perhaps the longest anal sex scene I've written - I realise I need to do more such things as I tend to put more of a focus on cocksucking, hahaha - and I'm very happy with it. I've not got much left to do.

After that, I'm optimistic that I can get the Bunny-girl tale out by the end of the week or early n...

Weekly Update - 28th of April

Hey friends,

As may have been somewhat obvious I am going through a bit of a chaotic state right now, and I am hoping it's just a wee dip. Thankfully I am overall positive, but my concentration is at war with me and it's cost me a lot of progress. I am something like 60% done with both the Easter Bunny story and Brigkha, but haven't been able to progress this week. Big Sister is like 80% of the way but again, same issue. Human brains, eh?

I'm going to chill and relax this weekend,...

The New Girl, Ch. 14

Hey friends!

Sorry for the lack of release yesterday, but here it is at long bloody last. As far as I'm aware it's the longest chapter I've written for a free thing, which I suppose makes sense as it's a pretty packed double-feature scene with the two Venyabildt sisters and the perennially lucky Tom.

Enjoy!

I'll have the Futa Big Sister thing done as soon as I can, and both the Easter Bunny story and the next part of Brigkha and Lucy should be out around Friday.

My con...

Slight Delay: Freya on Monday

Hey friends,

Alas, I didn't quite finish it up yesterday, and for the sake of preserving my weekend, I'm going to have it out on Monday. The same also applies to the Big Sister part 2, and with any luck I'll have the third part of Three Hot Futas out by the end of the week all the same!

Ah, blessed ADHD and temporal mismanagement!

Have a lovely weekend!

xoxox

Weekly Update - 18th of April

Hey friends,

I am optimistic that I will have The New Girl's fourteenth chapter with you by the end of the week. As noted, it's a chonk, so hopefully all shall be happy with the time it has taken, haha!

The second big sister story should be out on Friday, as well. And then next week (but I'll obviously do another update then) should have the Easter special and the fourth part of Lucy + Brigkha.

Honestly I'm going to plan way ahead for the next seasonal special, and start mon...

Weekly Update - 12th of April

Hey friends!

Slight delay on this, as I've had a somewhat scattered week. Things are moving forwards but not quite as quickly as they were last week, alas. Whatever the reason, I'll push on, hahah.

Sorry about the slowness with Freya! It's simply a pretty hefty chapter, and the last two days have been a decrease from what I'd like them to be, so it's taking longer than I'd hoped. It will be out when it's out, hopefully no later than next week. On top of that, work on the monthly e...

Adventuring with Three Hot Futas (Part 2)

Hey friends,

You want some dommy-mommy paladin dickgirl? Here you go, enjoy!

It's Easter Friday and while I am irreligious as fuck (all respect to people who are, of course, but we are united by our love of dickgirls), I have taken the day off and had far too many craft beers. (Or not enough, arguably!)

Have a lovely weekend, and enjoy yourselves whatever you do and believe. I will get Freya and Tom out as soon as I can next week, and my Easter Bunny project will likely also...

Mother-Daughter Futanari Seductresses (+A Small Progress Update)

Hey friends!

So the sixth part of this one is out, for anyone who follows the series. It's got some futa-on-futa action and I realise that lots of the series now doesn't actually have the main futas in it, but hey it's a commission and I get paid to write it so c'est la vie! I'm proud of it all the same, vast as it is.

Also: I've uploaded the second "Adventuring with Three Hot Futas" story to Amazon, it might well be up later today or sometime tomorrow, I'll make ...

Her Royal Pet, Ch. 5

Hey friends,

So this is finally here! It's, uh, experimental. Weird.

I recommend if you're not completely open to all sorts of strangeness, maybe skip this one. Wait for the next part.

I ended up doing the whole unbirthing weirdness. First attempt at any such thing, but it's been a lot of fun. While I won't often be going down quite such extreme avenues, I do want to try out more surprising and imaginative routes in my stories, going forwards. (In a much more traditional sen...

April Monthly Exclusive - Update!

Hey friends,

So it's a tie, and in this case I'm going to make an executive decision and go with a fourth chapter of Brigkha and Lucy, just because it's been a while and I've got a hankering to write about some fat orc cock.

While I am here: there WILL be a seasonal special for Easter, but not "for" Easter. In future I'll plan ahead, but this time last month I was still kind of spooling up, so c'est la vie.

Anyway, there's going to be a normal-length "one-of...

Monthly Exclusive - April

Hey friends!

That time of month again. Continue an existing story, or begin a new one?

I'll run this for 48 hours. I should probably time these things anyway - I see that the last one, after I began work, equalised, for instance. We'll see how this works out, in case it ends up being new and I need to do more polls.

Have a great day,

xoxox

Weekly Update - 3rd of April

Hey friends,

So, new month, positivity going strong.

In the next few days I will have both The New Girl and Her Royal Pet with you, ninth and fifth chapters respectively. 

After that, I will start work on Irina Blackwell's ninth chapter, and run a poll to determine the next story to follow Irina. I've also decided to start work on the long-belated fifth chapter of Coach Kyln, so that'll come out later this month alongside Irina. If I get round to any such things, there ...

My Hung Futa Big Sister, Part 1

Hey friends,

This is out now, link should hopefully work. Though with a paid month starting (at long last) I am sure many of the $2.50 peeps may want to cash in their voucher.

I am hopefully going to be getting a paid story out each week going forwards, this was mostly written this week for instance!

This one is more "futa and male" than the last incest one, it has a bit of a versatile/switch feel to it. So expect both dude on futa and futa on dude.

Enjoy, and have a g...

March Monthly Exclusive - Three's a Crowd, Part 4

Hey friends!

Alas this is all I have for you today as I may or may not have ADHD hyperfocussed on some utter nonsense but c'est la vie, all is otherwise well.

I aim to have the other two freebies done early next week. I'll also run a poll on Monday for April's monthly exclusive!

Paid thing on Smashwords will be out tomorrow morning, I just need to make the cover and put up the page and all that jazz. Oh, how easily time is lost into the time toilet.

Anwyays, enjoy! I'm...

Weekly Update, 29th of March

Hey friends!

So, things are hopefully on track. Worst-case scenario one or two might be out either on Saturday or on Monday, but I'm optimistic it'll be Friday for a three-feature release.

Plus I'm also aiming to get that sister incest one out on Smashwords then, right in time to have no effect at all this month's sales figures, but hey-ho, there's always next month.

I am going to unpause for April, and hopefully not need to pause again. Honestly, if I had started this pace ...

Weekly Update, 24th of March

Hey friends!

I meant to do this earlier in the week, whoops. Slipped my mind, alas.

Work is going on, and while I've been unfortunately delayed on the Smashwords story (which will be out next week) I will at least have a few free releases with you before the end of the month, unless the worst occurs!

So expect those probably next Friday - Three's a Crowd, The New Girl, and Her Royal Pet.

Have a great weekend,

xoxox

Release: Adventuring with Three Hot Futas (Part 1)

Hey friends!

So the first part of this four-parter is out, titled "Freyja the Valkyrie." (Yeah I know, two Frey(j)as now, but hey, hot name hot ladies.)

You can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYPW81K6

The plan for this series is to have the first three parts be one-on-one, and then the fourth part a big ol three-futa-one-dude fuckfest. So that'll be cool. I want to write more multi-dickgi...

Two (Belated) Smashwords Releases

Hey friends!

While I've yet to finish the first of the sister futa story, I will be uploading the first of the Amazon fantasy one up this morning!

I also have two belated releases, both commission pieces. 

I previously posted the Baphomet story here, for everyone to read, but there's now a Smashwords version also, which doesn't have the piss scene (the anal felching I felt wasn't so bad, given it's just more of her jizz, but I suppose I am a terrible judge of these thin...