Stanley Sharpe

Weekly Update - 3rd of May

Hey friends!

Still no release this week, sorry about that. I've got a wedding tomorrow (not mine thank fuck) and it's been more stressful than I imagined, sheer autism moment I guess, lel.

Anyway the chapter is sitting at 13k words, it'll be out next week almost certainly. I am otherwise doing well, just still not as quick as I'd like. But I shall get there. It really does feel at this point in time that I can either be a mindless worker and burnout or have work-life balance and b...

Weekly Update - 26th of April

Hey friends!

No goth ladies this week, but very soon. I've had a slight bit of unnecessary stress around my pill supply again (yay, so necessary) and it's eaten some of my energy in thought and deed towards getting it fixed. But I've made some good progress and I'm writing the sex scene of the chapter, and with any luck it'll be ready next week. Ideally before the end of the month but I'm not gonna put pressure on myself, regardless.

I'm going to pause billing, as this was not the...

Weekly Update - 19th of April

Hey friends!

So, some (slight) bad news - I'm probably not going to get Sephalla out this month. But I will not be charging for May as a result. This energy level stuff is a learning process and apparently, I am a little too fragile at the moment, because I had a very enjoyable sociable weekend and the result has been that I have been low as fuck on energy this week, hahahah.

I am almost certainly going to have goth cougar coven ting out next week though, or by the end of the mont...

Weekly Update - 13th of April (Well, not UK time)

Yo homies!

Soz, I meant to do this earlier but I was a silly boy on Wednesday and got drunk with a friend and overestimated my intellectual capacity and then Thursday was a nothing day and Friday (yesterday in my time) was about catching up!

Anyway, Goth Coven story is getting done. Maybe next week? It's at about 9k now. So we're getting there! But worst-case scenario, week after. I'm not meant to drink alcohol on week days but I am also flawed and human, so it is what is. C'est l...

Weekly Update - 5th of April

Hey friends!

So obviously, got a release out, yay. Progress. Thankfully that's not all that's been happening this week though it's been my predominant focus.

My energy levels are doing a lot better and where a few weeks/months ago doing even a tiny amount of writing would result in me almost nodding off, this whole week I've averaged about 6k words per day and not felt tired despite having my healthy routine remain a constant. So shit's good, basically, and I'm super optimistic fo...

A Suckslave for Anubis, Part 1!

Yo homies,

FINALLY. Fuck. I have had a baller week, shit's going great, I will describe this tomorrow.

BUT here is some horsecock Anubis cum-eating horniness for y'all. Enjoy.

It's "part 1" because I have a vision for more of it, and I couldn't fit it in. It was like 16.5k words just for the intro, the long first scene (you know me and my blowjobs lel) and I will work out how to continue this - maybe as a monthly thing, maybe as a backburner, we'll see - at a later date.

Weekly Update - 29th of March

Hey friends!

Alas, still no releases. This week has felt very much like more recovery, my energy levels just aren't cutting it. I can't seem to manage getting more than my bare minimum stuff done for the moment, but I'm not letting it bother me. I did manage to get 1k words done for the Anubis story the other day, but I've been bogged down by a tiredness this whole week, and it's been obnoxious to work through.

I'm pretty aware of the fact that my ADHD burnout might take a while t...

Weekly Update - 22nd of March

Hey friends!

No release this week unfortunately, but on the brighter side my illness is mostly passed (longest fucking sickness I've had ever, dayum - 2+ weeks!) and now my energy levels are recovering and I've had a productive week.

It's looking like May might (gotta avoid May may heh) be the month that shit gets properly back to normal, with any luck! I'm hoping that next week I'll be managing my bare minimum level plus some of the other stories each day, so that you'll be seein...

Weekly Update - 13th of March (Early Bad Sad)

Hey friends,

Unfortunately that illness I've mentioned is not chilling out and if it were just some cough or something I'd be doing aight but it's clogged my eustachian tubes up (those annoying corridors behind the ears connecting to the sinuses) and basically half my head is deaf and numb and tinnitus-ey and it is making wakefulness fucking awful.

Rather than power on I'm just gonna drop out today and with any luck the rest will get me nice and fixed up for next week. I bet it's ...

Weekly Update - 8th of March

Hey friends,

I was really optimistic last Friday not because it's beyond me now to get the work done - I'm in the right place mentally and all that as I said, and my work process is extremely effective - but because for some reason I assumed winter illnesses were done with and they weren't.

So I managed about 2k words this week of the Anubis story, fucking shite. I'm not out of the illness yet either, it seems to have gone bad day, good day, bad day, good day (well, "better" day r...

Weekly Update - 1st of March

Hey friends!

Alas, no release this week. (Getting that out of the way.) But, good news generally as I am doing much better and things seem to finally be working for me.

I doubt I'm ever going to get quite back to my prior pace, but I'll probably get somewhere close to it. With the boundaries around work (probably all the more important given that my workspace is also my relaxation space, largely) I've been getting better at accepting what I get done and otherwise not worrying abou...

Mini Update (Soz Again)

Hey friends,

I ended up having a bad week last week so I took the latter half off and then didn't post an update, so sorry about that. I'll have one on Friday as normal.

I'm pausing March payments, naturally. But with any luck this week might see something finally released!

I hope you're all doing well, and have a great week

xoxox

Weekly Update - 17th of February

Hey friends,

This would've been posted yesterday but I took the day off, post-therapy I was knackered and pre-therapy I was chilling so the productivity amounted to nothing.

BUT things are looking brighter. It's slow-going right now, but I'm optimistic that I'll have a release (at least one) out before the end of the month. I'm in a state of recuperation but part of that is writing as well, it's just not as quick as it'll be when I'm feeling better. My energy levels have definitel...

Weekly Update - 10th of February

Hey friends,

Sorry again, didn't get round to posting this update yesterday!

To be very blunt, things haven't gotten better. I get fits and starts and then it just tumbles again, but so far my approach has been to establish a good healthy "nourishing" routine for the mind and I don't think that's entirely enough.

I've come to realise, through some research into this whole situation, that I've probably got ADHD burnout. I think I'm prone to getting positive and excitable and ...

Mini Update

Hey friends!

Sorry I just remembered that I didn't update last Friday. I ended up taking the week off to help with my energy levels and such, but it completely slipped my mind to post here.

I'll have an update on Friday as usual!

Have a great week,

xoxox

Weekly Update - 26th of January

Hey friends!

First thing's first, I'm going to pause February. I was really optimistic but this month didn't start great, and then the one week of productivity promptly fell off a cliff and I've not been able to get back there. Not entirely sure why, but I'll try and explain a bit about my mental state in this message.

As it stands, no further progress on anything. This week I've been trying to establish a healthy routine in my mornings, but then it hits like 3pm and I'm exhausted...

Weekly Update - 20th of January

Hey friends,

This week hasn't been productive, unfortunately! I've had a combination of some energy/focus issues on account of yet another bout of sickness and some out-of-my-control life events, but I'm still optimistic for some releases by the end of the month. If not, I'll pause again, c'est la vie, but this week should just be an outlier.

I'd have updated yesterday but that was one of the more chaotic days, alas! But I'm doing a half-day's work today to catch-up a little, and ...

Weekly Update - 12th of January

Hey friends!

I actually have some fucking numbers to share with you today, so that's nice. This week has been good, not ideal - some weird mood thing on Monday, and I had a bit of an upset stomach on Wednesday that gimped my productivity - but overall, good. A sign of things to come, I hope, and on Tuesday I managed 7.5k words which dwarfs anything I was putting out for the months before Christmas.

Roughly in order of current linguistic volume and likelihood of nearness to release...

Happy New Year + Update

Hey friends,

Happy New Year to you all!

But alas I over-holidayed and this week I've been a chaotic mess of myself. Thankfully very well, but going from 2am bedtimes and days that blur together to the regimented reality of smut writing has been challenging, so I've done fuck-all this week. A bit of everything, but nothing super major.

I'm optimistic that next week will be back to normal, however, and I'm positive that the Anubis story will either be out then or else very alm...

Weekly Update - 15th of December

Hey friends!

Sadly I didn't get anything finished in time for release before my break, so sorry for that. I am doing well though, and I'm optimistic that January will be a great month, and a return to form.

I'm going to be on holiday for two weeks now, until the 2nd of Jan, and then I shall re-engage the smut engines with full force. I may write some things for myself over the holiday, and if I manage to finish any of these - I tend to get ADHD on them and jump between sh...

Weekly Update - 8th of December

Hey friends!

Finally some fucking progress, God yes.

Now, I add the caveat here that I've not managed to get up to quite my former pace, and I'm still finishing up that much-belated commission I'm doing, but I'm hoping to get more productive as the days go by - and with any luck, succeed in some of that today!

This week, which has been the best in a long time, my main focus has been the Anubis story because it's simply been the one that has appealed the most. I want...

Weekly Update - 1st of December

Hey friends,

Alas, another nothing update. I ended last week feeling better and then got really ill on Monday, and it's all-but ruined my week. I am feeling better today, at least, so hopefully I won't be ill AGAIN next week, but apparently there's lots of viruses going around the UK at the moment. I don't think it would ordinarily be so detrimental but I'm a little too fragile on the focus front lately so it's had a nastier impact than I'd have liked.

All the same, December was p...

Weekly Update - 24th of November

Hey friends,

Unfortunately because the universe has a bone to pick with me, I've managed to be ill most of this week - because what I needed was extra bloody difficulties, hahaha - and it's only really today that I've been on better form. I'm hoping to get a chunk of the Anubis and goth coven stories done later, and optimistic that I'll either have them out next week or be very close to doing so!

Ear infections suck, man. Also I am in the difficult position where I live with a tea...

Weekly Update - 17th of November

Hey friends,

So things are continuing to function, not quite as quick as I'd like but hey that's a fuck-tonne better than "ooh maybe I'll write 500 words somehow." The brain is obeying and the hands do the reflexive "draw from the parallel smutverse" typing so all is well.

I've gotten a good start on both the goth coven second chapter and the Anubis story (which should be very fun!) but both are in the few thousands in terms of word count right now. I'm still feeling optimistic fo...

Weekly Update - 10th of November (+ A Story)

Hey friends,

Forgive me for being disorganised and poor at communicating lately, it's been one of those things that seems low on the cognitive agenda so I end up putting it off in favour of trying to write (and then, when failing at that, not bothering to write informative words, hahaha.)

Things should be getting better now, though - I've had the best week in months and managed a good chunk of writing each day. Like I've said, the focus is on the backlog stuff, so no paid things f...

Summer Special: The Wardrobe Malfunction

Only took me like, to the middle-end of Autumn, but c'est la vie, hahaha.

I've put "Chapter 1?" because as I said a few times I haven't actually finished the whole story despite the chonkiness of this particular part of it. I didn't want to rush, and it's got a slightly low-key corruption/surrendering vibe to it, which certainly is not something to hurry through!

There's two versions because I had to give her ball hair on one of them, it just felt appropriate. So avoid th...

Mini-Update

Hey friends,

Just a quick thing. I know I've been shite for these, alas. But there'll be a normal one on Friday.

Anyway the important thing is this: the summer special will be out tomorrow. And I might have an extra bonus thing soon as well.

I'll say more about progress on Friday, but things are finally looking up. I'm very optimistic!

But that's all for now. Have a great day,

xoxox

Belated Weekly Update - 30th of October

Hey friends!

This was meant to be with you on Friday, and then Saturday, and then Sunday, but here it is at least, better than never, on Monday. Phew.

Unfortunately last week was spent dealing with my doctor and the NHS and such to get my bloody pills due to what might have been a system problem or something else or I don't know. It's fixed now, so I'll have no more interruptions on that front, but it cost me most of a week's work because of the stress and annoyance of it.

I...

Weekly Update - 20th of October

Hey friends!

So first of all, I'm gonna pause November because I'm not quite there.

BUT the good news is that I am getting closer and closer. I was hoping to have the Summer Special (perennial lel) out today but I've gotta do it justice (well, do this part of it justice, but I will explain that when it's done) and so it's going to be a little bit longer. Once that's done, I'll move onto the Anubis ting.

I am upping my workload a bit day by day, and so gradually getting onto ...

Weekly Update - 13th of October (ooh Friday 13th wooo)

Hey friends!

Bad news is because, as you all know, I was at peak performance and writing oodles of smut every day...I managed to get ill with the worst cold/flu of my life last Friday, with a sore throat that felt somewhat like razor wire. So, that's great. And it has mostly fucked this week up, so the return to form I hoped for didn't not occur.

I'm going to focus on getting the Wardrobe Malfunction/Summer Special out ASAP, as it's just a little ways until it's done, and then nex...