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Restart, Spider-Man! [71]

"Since 3 PM today, we've received five reports of Spider-Man deaths. Their true identities are gradually being uncovered, but as for who the real Spider-Man is... we still have no leads."

In the low-rise residential area...

Next to the water tank on the rooftop, Mary Jane, wearing a homemade red-and-black Spider suit, stood up and stretched, the tight fabric highlighting her curves. She switched off the portable radio beside her and took in the city's distant skyline.

"If I ...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [86]

During the three days Lu Cheng spent recovering at home, visitors came in a steady stream. First, A-Le showed up with a box of Sitrus Berry Juice, insisting it was good for a patient’s recovery. Then Ding Chong arrived with some homemade tea leaves and a bundle of paper cranes he had folded with his younger siblings.

Every time someone visited, Lu Cheng’s mom would insist they stay for a meal, and his dad would put on a show in the kitchen, with his Magmar expertly handling the cook...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [85]

“What exactly is the Security Division?” Lu Cheng asked.

“The Security Division is a branch under the Pokémon Association,” Guo Zhang explained. “In C Country, the Association is divided into the Security Division, Criminal Investigation Division, Research Division, Logistics Division, and the Events Division. The role of the Security Division is to handle conflicts involving Pokémon and any combat situations.”

“Even today, small-scale conflicts continue to flare u...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [84]

The scarred man sat silently, staring at the report in front of him. Liu Shengnan knew that whenever this superior was silent, it meant he was at his most furious. Slowly, the man put down the report, massaging his brow, and asked in a low voice, “How did Team Galactic get into the arena?”

Liu Shengnan lowered her head, reporting, “At the time, everyone's attention was focused on the award ceremony, which led to lapses in security. Also, we found suspicious transactions in the ban...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [83]

Damn it.

Wang Yingjie’s body tilted as the flames licked his arm, but he couldn’t let go. If he did, it would be his death!

At that moment, his Wartortle leaped onto Honchkrow’s back, the sudden weight causing the bird to cry out in pain. The Wartortle aimed at the Flamethrower and countered with a Water Gun, but the water was instantly evaporated by the fire. Seeing his trainer in danger, Wartortle let out a desperate cry, launching a powerful torrent of water.

Hydro ...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [82]

"What’s going on?" Gao Lu asked, confused, as she followed her brother Gao Chi's gaze. Her eyes widened in shock as she saw what was happening. These people were openly commanding their Pokémon to attack the crowd!

A Grimer, oozing with purple sludge, had a young girl's leg trapped in its body, laughing as the parents desperately tried to pull her free, powerless against the Grimer’s grip. Meanwhile, a Beedrill, eyes glowing with malice, aimed its toxic needles at the panicked crow...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [81]

“Ding—Major mission 'U20 Youth Trainer Tournament!' complete.”

Mission Objective: Achieve at least a Top 16 placement in the tournament.
Completion: Perfect (Champion)
Rewards: 1 Commemorative Poké Ball, ¥100,000 cash, 30 potential points.

The generous rewards made Lu Cheng burst out laughing before he could stop himself. I have to control myself—there’s still a ¥200,000 prize...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [80]

"Mr. Gu, I wonder if you would be willing to part with this weapon?"

"Mr. Zhongli, you've taken a liking to my rifle, haven't you?"

...

Should I say ‘I expected this’ at this point? Gu Sanqiu’s face remained expressionless. He’d seen this coming the moment Zhongli started enjoying himself. It felt like he was caught in some strange light novel adaptation, where every new gadget he pulled out existed solely to increase the Geo Lord’s favor.

A...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [79]

"Oh? Mondstadt intel? It seems Mr. Gu has an interest in the land ruled by the Anemo Archon?"

Gu Sanqiu froze.

Oops, he’d let that slip.

"Yes, I'm quite interested. Mondstadt has many unique goods, and they’re always sold at exorbitant prices here in Liyue. If we could import directly from the source, it would significantly cut down costs."

"Ah, approaching it from a merchant's perspective. A sentiment that aligns well with us Liyueans."

Gu Sanqiu forced a sm...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [78]

"Just thinking about it gets my blood pumping!"

Gu Sanqiu slapped his palm with excitement. "Alright, it’s decided! I’ll pass that bullet enchantment technique to Old Man Zhong when we get there."

With the sniper rifle strapped to his back, Gu Sanqiu gathered a few other potentially useful items and emerged from the underground storage.

"Apologies for the wait, Mr. Zhongli. Shall we head out?"

“No rush,” Zhongli replied. “I find the trees in your courtyard ra...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [77]

In the courtyard, Gu Sanqiu stopped Xingqiu from testing his newly enhanced sword on a giant boar tree. He then casually helped him evaluate the weapon’s durability.

“Hmm, as long as you don’t go hacking at a Stonehide Lawachurl’s shield, this sword shouldn’t get any nicks.”

“As for Chongyun, you should coat your claymore with talismans first. Then, reinforce it with the power of your Vision. You’ll be able to cut through anything.”

“Old Gu, where did you...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [76]

"Alright, I might not fully get what you’re saying, but I suppose it’s a vision of the future worth considering."

The two parted ways, and Gu Sanqiu pulled his Vision from his waist, casually holding it in his mouth, causing his words to sound a bit muffled.

“The future... it’s quite an intriguing word.”

The next morning, the front gate of the Gu family was knocked on.

“Mmm, I knew you’d be here.”

Gu Sanqiu was munching on some crystal shrimp dump...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [70]

"Look! It’s Spider-Man!"

"He's dead."

"Spider-Man jumped off a building..."

"No, that’s just pajamas. He’s not the real Spider-Man."

"He must’ve been a crazed fan of Spider-Man."

As a crowd gathered around, Carter knelt beside the body, inspecting it closely.

"There’s residue of webbing on his wrist. He was bitten by a mutated spider," she said, turning to Xia Luo.

Xia Luo shook his head. "He thought he’d turned into Spider-Man. He was des...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [69]

Wait a second... this guy’s strength is no different from a regular person.

He only had the ability to shoot webs.

In a split second, Xia Luo’s mind was made up.

He pointed dramatically at Jenny, who was still sprawled out on the ground.

"Oh my god, it’s Spider-Man!!"

His voice was loud, instantly drawing everyone's attention.

"What?"

"Spider-Man?"

"No way!"

"Did Spider-Man come to our school?"

As curious students quic...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [68]

"When are you planning to move out?" Ben Parker shifted the topic.

Xia Luo snapped back to reality. "Right now. I already found an apartment before I got here."

"Looks like you're in a rush."

"Yeah, the longer I stay, the less I know what's going to happen next."

As he spoke, Xia Luo headed to his room and began packing his belongings.

"I’ll help you." Aunt May followed him in.

At the edge of the bed, Aunt May’s attention was caught by a long object wra...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [67]

After the doctor left, Xia Luo approached Harry.

"What happened?" he asked.

Harry glanced at Barton in the next bed. "Nothing, just a minor issue."

"He injured himself with a pumpkin bomb," Barton chimed in.

"I did not! I was trying to blow up the plane!" Harry became agitated.

Barton smirked sarcastically. "Yeah, but you ended up more hurt than me."

"You were just lucky."

"Have you thought about how you’re going to explain this to the Commander lat...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [66]

The headless body lay before him, and for a moment, Carter couldn’t quite react.

"You—"

"Don't look at me like that. He did the same thing to me last time," Xia Luo said, glancing at the notification that had popped up.

[Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man successfully avenged America's Ass. +8 reset chances.]

"But..." Carter started, still wanting to say something.

"Alright, alright. To be fair, I was probably worse than he was."

"No, tha...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [80]

On the other side of the arena, Gao Lu and Gao Minglang watched with growing tension.

“Dad, that Extrasensory really did a number on Machop. Look at how its face is changing color!” Gao Lu observed nervously.

Gao Minglang frowned. “I thought this kid would have Vulpix use Protect, giving Gao Chi a chance to strike. But no, his instincts are sharper than I expected.”

The fierce exchange had already prompted a wave of exclamations from the crowd. Veteran commentator Di...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [79]

“Hello, everyone! Welcome to the U20 Championship Finals!” Ding Lei, now a senior commentator, flashed his signature smile. “We are bringing you the live coverage of the U20 Finals!”

Beside him was a fresh new face—An Tongxin, who had been fast-tracked to the main commentary booth after her outstanding performance in the preliminary venues. The young woman with her sharp short haircut, dressed in a crisp suit, spoke confidently, “Today’s match is between Gao Chi from Yixin...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [78]

Oh great, this is just perfect—a case of the Dragon King’s temple flooding! No, wait... it’s more like a case of a narrow escape from a fated encounter. Well, neither feels exactly right. It’s not like Lu Cheng had any particular grudge against Gao Chi.

But thinking about how his opponent’s father had ended up teaching him a new move left Lu Cheng feeling... odd. He quickly waved goodbye to Gao Minglang.

"My mom’s calling me home for dinner!"

As...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [77]

Despite the lack of mastery over the moves, Machamp's sheer muscle strength gave its punches a fierce momentum. Lu Cheng felt a wave of frustration and quickly ordered Grovyle to dodge using Quick Attack. Machamp's fists flew from every direction, relentless in their assault. The natural speed of Bullet Punch, combined with the rapid follow-ups from Comet Punch, created a barrage that came at Grovyle like an unending series of waves. There was barely any room to cou...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [76]

“Battle? Real combat training?” Lu Cheng looked at Gao Minglang suspiciously. “If we can't even get it right in regular training, how will it work in a real battle? Is this old man trying to trick me?”

"Of course!" Gao Minglang said cheerfully. "It's because regular training doesn't push a Pokémon like this to its limits. A normal setting can't achieve the speed needed for Double Team. But in high-intensity battles, a Pokémon's potential gets unleashed, using its spee...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [75]

"Money, attractive people—whether men or women—and all the desires that stem from wealth. Is that what you’re getting at?"

Childe settled next to Gu Sanqiu. “These things aren’t exactly rare in Snezhnaya either. But if the Three Secrets Society is so determined to get rid of you, there must be something more to it.”

"Well, they think that if they kill me, they’ll get everything they want."

Gu Sanqiu yawned and sat up. “Like secrets to longevity, cultivation t...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [74]

“You lot, make sure to live properly once you get out. I don’t want to see you back in this place again.”

“You're the future of Liyue Harbor. One day, you'll be people of importance—names that everyone knows. If someone digs up the fact that you’ve been to jail, it’s going to be a stain on your reputation.”

After making the three men loudly recite the “Liyue People's Code of Morality” at the prison gate, Fang Pan kindly gave them a few words of advice.

Bu...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [73]

“Ah, so she’s angry after all.”

Gu Sanqiu adjusted his posture, sitting cross-legged, arms folded, as he continued his free fall.

“But at least this way, I’m not stuck in the Jade Chamber, dealing with paperwork.”

He clenched his fists. “The Three Secrets Society... just wait until I get the chance to take you all down.”

The Three Secrets Society—an organization that had emerged in Liyue, mysterious and influential. Its members, methods, and secrecy m...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [72]

Watching the newfound confidence in Gu Sanqiu, Ningguang suddenly smiled—a gentle, warm smile, like that of an older sister next door, rather than the Tianquan of Liyue or the socialite Ningguang was known to be.

She stood up and walked behind Gu Sanqiu, gently cupping his cheeks with both hands, kneading them as if he were a ball of dough.

"Not bad. My cute little brother is finally making some progress in this area. I'm very pleased."

"Sis, I’m already this old. Can yo...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [71]

"Why are we turning back? We're on the right path, aren't we? Isn't Liyue Harbor just ahead?"

Xingqiu looked at Gu Sanqiu with confusion. "What's gotten into you?"

"I'm feeling the northwest wind."

Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes. "The problem is, the people up at the harbor seem... off. Are you sure you want to go up there?"

"Who?"

"Oh, right. You weren't there last time when I fought Childe."

Gu Sanqiu suddenly understood. "I just took a look. Those Millelith s...

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I Told You to Create Cards, Not to Slay Gods. [5]

[Alice decided to head to the City of Sin to rescue Anna.]

[She gathered her belongings and departed, digging out her hidden savings from the ruins and purchasing a horse from a woman preparing to flee the village.]

Ding! You obtained the Follower Card: Alice’s Mare.

City of Sin?

Just the name alone hinted at trouble.

Curious, Shen Sui pulled out the documents Lin Ke'er had given him, flipping to the s...

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I Told You to Create Cards, Not to Slay Gods. [4]

[However, I am willing to make a deal with you.]

[Alice knew in her heart that it was you who saved her life, so she was willing to accept your offer, even if it meant losing everything. For the sake of gratitude and revenge, the girl was ready to sacrifice it all.]

[Will you take over my body? she asked curiously.]

[No, I’m a man. I wouldn’t invade a woman’s body like that.]

<...

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I Told You to Create Cards, Not to Slay Gods. [3]

Lin Ke'er anxiously waited at the entrance to the schoolyard. Most of the students from her class who participated in the Soul Card draw had already come out. Only Shen Sui was nowhere to be seen.

Did something go wrong?

The thought of Shen Sui insisting on choosing the Continent of Dawn filled her with a deep sense of unease.

Could it be that his follower has already died?

In the Continent of Dawn, such a thing was entirely possible. There was once a...

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