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I Told You to Create Cards, Not to Slay Gods. [2]

The guide looked at Shen Sui with visible shock.

Continent of Dawn!

No one had chosen this Soul Card world in years.

Once, someone had summed up the reputation of this world: “Followers drawn from the Continent of Dawn either die instantly or are on the path to death.”

On the Cardmaster duel stage, almost no one used Soul Cards from the Continent of Dawn.

Countless aspiring Cardmasters, eager to summon powerful and invincible Soul Card followers from...

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I Told You to Create Cards, Not to Slay Gods. [1]

Chapter 1: Duelist World

May 30, 2023.

The playground of Fourth High School in Li City was packed with students. These were the ones giving up on the traditional college entrance exams, opting instead to take the Duelist Exam. They were lining up to draw their Soul Cards—cards that would be crucial for their future careers as Cardmasters and determine their fate in the duel exam just a week away.

In this world, being a Cardmaster was ...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [25]

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Entering Mondstadt, a city known for its windmills and free spirit, Lu Shiyuan found it in an unusually desolate state due to the ongoing dragonstorm crisis. The streets were dotted with members of the Knights of Favonius rushing about, keeping a close watch on their surroundings.

As soon as he stepped into the city, Lu Shiyuan was stopped by a Knight for questioning. I...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [24]

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The Gnosis is a powerful, higher-level external magical organ granted by Celestia to the Seven Archons, the rulers of the seven nations in this world. It resonates with Celestia, allowing the Archons to wield tremendous power without needing a Vision, the more basic external organ used by mortals. In addition to this, the Gnosis holds certain special abi...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [23]

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After a lengthy explanation, Draff finally gave up on asking Xiangling to promote Springvale's meat products.

Soon after, Xiangling caught the smell of roasting meat wafting through the air, and she couldn’t help but follow it, drawn by the mouthwatering aroma. In the courtyard, they spotted a plump woman grilling meat. The rich scent rivaled even that of Wanmin Resta...

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HSR: Getting Chased! [25]

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Knock knock knock... "Hey? Anyone home? Hellooooo! Mooooom!!"

Outside, Sampo clutched a "priceless" fake antique in his arms and knocked once more on the door where Cava and the others were staying. Just as he finished knocking, the door swung open, and a large hand grabbed him, dragging him inside.

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HSR: Getting Chased! [24]

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Seeing Cocolia's demeanor, Cava immediately sensed trouble.

The woman before them seemed to have lost part of her sanity under the influence of the Stellaron. Otherwise, as the Supreme Guardian, she would never speak so harshly to her daughter in front of outsiders. This situation was more complicated than he had anticipated.

Subtly touching the container in his j...

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HSR: Getting Chased! [23]

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Players were still discussing the significant changes in the plot, but it was the storyline triggered after the conversation with Bronya that truly left everyone in a somber mood.

Such brutal sacrifices, all just to hold a single defensive line—and yet they still had to constantly guard against another invasion by the Fragmentum monsters… These Silvermane Guards had...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [65]

Squelch!

As expected, the moment Xia Luo’s fingers locked onto Steve’s spine, the piercing, high-frequency sound waves abruptly stopped. Steve’s entire body went limp, unable to summon his octopus tentacles any longer.

“Oh, my back…”

With a weak groan from Steve, Xia Luo’s arm muscles tensed, and with a powerful yank, he tore out Steve’s spine.

Rippp!

“Arghhh!!”

Steve’s scream was bloodcurdling as his spine was ripped...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [64]

“There it is!”

“Hurry!”

Cars screeched to a halt as a large group of reporters rushed toward the coastline, eager to capture footage of the scene. Amidst the crowd, Betty was pushed over by the surge of people.

“Betty! What are you doing? Get up! The Daily Bugle can’t fall behind The Globe!”

Standing by the roadside, J. Jonah Jameson shouted impatiently, a cigar clenched between his teeth.

Betty glared at him. “Boss, I just ...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [63]

The shield rolled across the floor as Steve locked Xia Luo’s body with both his hands and legs, showcasing his exceptional combat skills.

"Spider-Man, you've lost," Steve said coldly.

Even though his entire body was immobilized, Xia Luo smiled instead of panicking. "Impressive, Captain. Now this is getting interesting."

With those words, Xia Luo stopped struggling. After all, this level of restraint couldn’t truly harm him. Slowly, he extended two fingers and waved them ...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [62]

In an instant, the sound of blades slicing through flesh echoed repeatedly as the swarm of cyborgs rushing forward were torn apart by the web trap. Blood splattered across the ground, and the gruesome scene caused even Steve to shudder in fear.

“How is this possible!”

He couldn't hide his terror as a metal arm rolled to his feet. The next moment, he heard the sharp whistling of a shield cutting through the air, causing his heart to race.

“No!!”

In a desperate m...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [61]

"Spider-Man! It turns out he's a member of Hydra!"

Steve suddenly shouted in alarm and quickly hurled his shield toward Xia Luo.

Bang!

The shield shot forward, but Xia Luo raised his hand and caught it by the edge. The sharp metal cut through the nanometal covering his hand but failed to even scratch his skin.

He released the shield, letting it fall to the ground. The triangular shape of his eyes glowed faintly blue in the rising firelight.

In the tense ...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [75]

Vulpix and Grovyle nodded enthusiastically, ready to dive into their training.

"Vulpix!"
"Grovyle!"

Lu Cheng smiled as he watched his two Pokémon throw themselves into the practice, feeling a bit grateful for his luck. Some trainers’ starter Pokémon, due to their personalities, don’t enjoy training. Getting those Pokémon to engage in battles often requires significantly more effort. However, according to Pokémon Association regulations, each owned Pok...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [74]

Date A Live—An Amusement Park Trip with Mu Mei!

Typing out such a dramatic title on Word, Lu Cheng quickly hit enter and sheepishly changed it to Shadow Clone Training Plan. If I don’t win the championship, even a trip to the amusement park with Mu Mei will feel tasteless! But if I do win... then it’ll be a double victory! Probably. This thought only strengthened Lu Cheng’s resolve to increase his strength, and he immediately began working...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [73]

"Come in!" Gao Lu was in her room researching training methods for "Ice Punch" when she saw that the visitor was none other than her father, Gao Minglang, whom she hadn’t seen for a while.

“Dad!” Gao Lu exclaimed in surprise, “Aren’t you going to work at the company?”

“Nah,” Gao Minglang smiled as he sat on the edge of her bed and patted her head. “The company can’t pay wages these days, so I’m taking a break at home.”

"Dad," Gao Lu pouted with a kitt...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [72]

Although Lu Cheng didn't quite understand why Gao Lu made such a strange request, he scratched his head and still agreed. Looking at Gao Lu's dejected face, Lu Cheng hesitated for a moment before asking, "Can you tell me why you wanted to back out at the last minute? If the reason makes sense, I might reconsider."

Gao Lu was stunned. This guy is way too nice. But could she really tell him the truth? Because you’re my brother's opponent in the finals, and I don’t wa...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [71]

"Want to trade the TMs for Brick Break and Ice Punch?" Lu Cheng typed. "Both are Fighting-type moves."

Seeing the message from the user with the ID “Has Ninetales Won the Championship Today,” Gao Lu’s eyes lit up. She quickly replied, "Of course! Are you looking to trade both?"

"You have two Double Team TMs?"

"Yes, if you're willing, I'll trade both Double Team TMs for your two moves!"

Lu Cheng was a bit surprise...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [70]

"This isn't work; this is just skipping out on work to go adventuring with friends."

"And yet, you’re well aware that I’m skipping out," Gu Sanqiu chuckled. "Come on, let's head back for a feast. We’ve been stuck at sea with no warm meals. You two better treat me to something good when we get back."

"No problem." Chongyun stood up and patted his chest. "I’ve saved up enough for a meal. How about I treat you both at the finest restaurant in Liyue?"

"Why not just go to...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [69]

"What the heck, why do only some of the Hilichurls have Geo elemental energy on them?"

Gu Sanqiu squinted as he focused, finally spotting a solidified cluster of Geo energy on a Hilichurl Berserker’s shoulder.

In simple terms, it looked like chunks of rock or earth.

"What is this? Did the Hilichurls invent some kind of new exoskeleton combat armor?"

Gu Sanqiu was puzzled, but the next second, his eyes nearly popped out of his head.

A Hilichurl Berserker wieldin...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [68]

"Heh, Xingqiu, shouldn’t we go help Gu Sanqiu? Leaving him to face so many monsters alone... is that really okay?"

"You don’t know him that well yet, so there are some things you probably aren’t aware of."

Xingqiu tightened his grip on the talisman in his hand. "If you were to ask who’s the most talented in Liyue Harbor, if Gu Sanqiu claimed to be second, no one would dare claim to be first."

"That guy is incredibly strong. He’s just been held back by too many rest...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [67]

"Heh, the problem is, do we even have what it takes to be this third party?"

Xingqiu's lips twitched. "Don’t you think if we stay here any longer, those monsters will just finish us off?"

"What else can we do? Even if we charge out right now, we’d only make it easier for those creatures to find us."

Gu Sanqiu shrugged. "We’ll wait for Chongyun. Once he finishes examining the metal and sees if it works, then we’ll figure something else out."

"What are you waitin...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [66]

The Abyss Mage, whose shield had just been broken, couldn’t escape the clutches of Gu Sanqiu and his group. Or rather, those dozens of talismans had already ensured that both the Abyss Mage and its shield were sent packing.

“Quick, take a look! Abyss Mages usually carry some valuable loot. That’s where the real treasures lie,”

Xingqiu rubbed his hands together excitedly. “We’ve had pretty good luck today, haven’t we? Hopefully, we’ll score some rare treasures. This...

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HSR: Getting Chased! [22]

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"This photo is of our planet…"

Bronya remained silent, staring at the white planet in the picture.

"We are not from this world; we are nameless passengers aboard the Astral Express…"

Cava paused for a moment as he noticed the flicker of surprise on Bronya's face, then continued.

"A thousand years ago, we opened the star rail for your people, for th...

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HSR: Getting Chased! [21]

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After ensuring that the Rift creatures wouldn't launch another attack, the Trailblazers made their way toward the Silvermane Guards' defense line.

"Rift creatures spotted! Open fire!"

Before they could get close, a shout rang out from the trenches, and a group of Silvermane Guards emerged, pointing their rifles directly at them!

"Are you kidding me?! How do ...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [22]

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"Come on, help us out. It’d be such a waste to let all these boars get away," Xiangling pleaded, her eyes wide with hope. "Once we’re done, I’ll cook something delicious for you!"

"Delicious food?" Paimon’s eyes sparkled with excitement. "Deal! Lumine is great at this sort of thing."

"You really have no resolve, Paimon," Lumine sighed, pressing a hand to h...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [21]

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“Dandelions! Look, it's dandelions!” Xiangling exclaimed with delight, pointing ahead.

Lu Shiyuan pulled himself out of his phone, following her gaze. Sure enough, he saw a field full of lush, vibrant dandelions. These flowers, which only bloom in Mondstadt, were undeniable proof that they had entered its territory.

Mondstadt, one of the seven nations, was und...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [65]

"Alright then, seems like there’s nothing wrong with this place," Xingqiu said, dusting himself off. "I finally understand why you’re not allowed to go all out in Liyue Harbor. If you did, Keqing and the others would beat you to death."

"Not death, probably not. But they’d definitely make me pay to repair the whole harbor, and then lock me up for three to five years," Gu Sanqiu replied, grinning.

Chongyun stared at Gu Sanqiu, his face filled with disbelief. The words "existe...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [64]

“Ah, I see. I thought you might know, Old Gu,” Chongyun said, scratching his head. “My family’s records mentioned several exorcist families. Even though each one had different methods, they all shared the same purpose, so we could communicate.”

“When Xingqiu and I traveled around Liyue, I took the time to visit the old residences of these exorcists,” he continued. “But they were either abandoned, or their lineage had been lost. Some even mistook me for a con artist and t...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [63]

Night fell, and the three of them sat around the fire. Gu Sanqiu, with a skewer of grilled meat between his lips, handed out food to Xingqiu and Chongyun.

"Eat something healthy. The last thing we need is a stomachache or diarrhea out here—that would be a disaster."

"You saying that with a skewer in your mouth doesn't really add to your credibility."

"What, are you doubting Wanmin Restaurant’s hygiene and craftsmanship? Be careful, when Xiangling returns, I’ll bring Gu...

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