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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [20]

Kaelar frowned at Artoria’s words. “If even you feel that way, then something truly must have happened among the Anglo-Saxons.”

If it were anyone else speaking about their intuition, Kaelar would dismiss it. But this was Artoria, the future King of Knights, a hero of the Age of Gods with A-Rank Instinct.

“Kael, do you have any idea what’s going on?” Artoria hesitated for a moment, then added, “Well, if you don’t know, then my feeling wouldn’t be so faint.”

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [19]

You are considering proposing to King Uther—perhaps it's time to initiate a full-scale war with the Anglo-Saxons. Whatever Hengist is plotting, a war would force his hand and disrupt his schemes. This is the ultimate strategy of the military art: using the orthodox to conquer the unorthodox.

If you can’t negotiate trade, then force them to trade through military might.

Capital always chases profit—this is a fundamental law, impervious to any individual...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [18]

Vortigern, despite his terrifying reputation, was a remarkably straightforward ruler. He spoke whatever crossed his mind and never bothered with pretenses, even when threatening death.

Such a person rarely broke his word.

Even after being humiliated by Vortigern, Hengist's expression remained impassive, his flattery flawless and precise. No one else on the island of Britain could so effortlessly embody that groveling demeanor, enduring insults with an unbroken, sycophantic poise.<...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [13]

Kaelar looked over the assembled Saxons and declared, “Those who are willing to lay down their weapons, and who have not killed, may leave.”

“Murderers will face death, and those who wounded others will be punished. This seems fair, doesn’t it?”

This time, the Celtic response was far less volatile. After all, Kaelar had already done something similar in the past.

While some of them had reservations, several knights began to wonder why this battle had ended so easil...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [17]

Upon the throne sat an imposing elder, his figure exuding a terrifying presence that enveloped the room. Though the castle was well-lit, a sense of inescapable darkness seemed to lurk around him, like the encroaching shadow of a calamity.

Despite his appearance as an old man, observing him sitting upon the throne gave the distinct impression of a coiled dragon—an aura that spoke of suppressed power and latent threat.

“A follower of the Red Dragon?” The elder chuckled, a cond...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [15]

Previously, Morgan had agreed to teach Kaelar magic for ten days. In reality, however, Kaelar managed to extend this to a full month...

After all, who would willingly abandon such a talented student? No matter the type of magic, Kaelar picked it up instantly. Morgan tried to challenge him by starting with the more difficult spells, but Kaelar’s talent for magic was astonishing. He mastered nearly every branch with ease, except for a few specialized spells.

Here, Morgan’s contr...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [14]

“You truly are a man of virtue, Lord Kaelar.” One of the Saxons hesitated before asking, “Will you... will you forgive me?”

This was part of the Saxon culture—their tradition of confession under the teachings of the Cross. Kaelar wasn’t surprised, though he found it odd that these Saxons were confessing to him.

Shouldn't they be repenting to their God?

Kaelar's answer remained consistent: “As long as you did not come to Maple Ridge of your own free wil...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [12]

"Lord Kaelar, thank you for your mercy. I, Powell, will forever remember your kindness!"

After realizing that Kaelar truly intended to release them, Powell was not only surprised but filled with genuine admiration.

After all, Kaelar was a Celtic lord.

Yes, what made the Saxons so grateful was, in large part, due to Kaelar’s status as a Celtic leader.

For other lords, captured prisoners were as good as dead—cut down and sacrificed...

Prisoners? What are those?...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [11]

In the end, it was only Arthur who accompanied Kaelar to subdue the Saxons.

By now, the Saxons had been driven into a corner by Kaelar’s tactics. Especially with the encirclement order and no immediate attack, their minds raced with dread, remembering the brutal Celtic massacres of the past and the forest fire from years ago.

The pressure mounted on them every second.

Desperation hung over the Saxons like a thick fog, and they began to regret ever setting foot on the land ...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [10]

Of course, the first step in enlightening the Saxon pirates was not to simply walk up and start preaching to them.

The first step had to be breaking their spirit—using force to subdue their violence, but doing so without excessive bloodshed. Otherwise, strength would become mere brutality.

There’s a saying that rings true: “We study to reason with the barbarians calmly, but maintain our power so the barbarians will listen to reason.”

"I can't go about this recklessly...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [16]

Hengist knelt in prayer.

Though he was seen by the Romans as a barbarian—a pirate chieftain from the Germanic tribes—Hengist’s people, the Anglo-Saxons, were more advanced in culture and civilization than the Celts.

After all, most of the Anglo-Saxons had converted to Christianity.

Christianity was truly the world’s greatest religion, and by adopting it as the cornerstone of their culture, the Anglo-Saxons had surpassed many native tribes worldwide in terms of enligh...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [9]

Thinking about both Ector and Morgan, who completely failed to understand him, Kaelar couldn't help but shake his head and sigh. "What a pity... You're both Celts, barbarians, who no longer understand such refined and simple truths."

The righteous person has no enemies.

Righteousness isn't mere naive kindness or foolishness.

It's when the good say you're good, and the bad say you're bad.

True invincibility comes from being so righteous that even your enemies are compel...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [8]

What do Merlin and Uther know about educating the next generation?

Uther, that old bastard, had Arthur training for over twenty hours a day in meaningless sword drills. Was that any way to treat a five-year-old?

Even slaves would shake their heads at that.

Kaelar believed in nurturing from a young age, developing potential early.

But he endorsed a truly systematic approach, an elite education akin to the Six Arts of the gentleman—focusing on a well-rounded developmen...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [7]

The forest where Morgan lived was some distance from Kaelar’s castle. By the time he returned, night was beginning to fall, but he managed to make it back just in time for dinner.

Thank goodness. Any later, and he’d be in serious trouble...

Absolutely, definitely, he wouldn’t have had any dinner left (seriously)!

Though Kaelar’s family was known as a "house of knights," they were, in truth, a prestigious military noble family, a ruling lordship. His estate included a...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [6]

"Morgan, are you saying you can place a Geis on others?"

Kaelar’s eyes widened slightly as he glanced at Morgan, surprised that this alluring witch knew so much.

Then he remembered who Morgan was, and it all made sense. Nodding in understanding, he said, "Of course, with your status, Morgan, you’re certainly capable of imposing a Geis on someone."

Kaelar, being only a casual fan of Type-Moon, didn’t know that Morgan was actually the ruler of the British L...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [5]

Kaelar was destined to become one of the Knights of the Round Table, a future enemy of the witch. Yet here was Morgan, the witch herself, willing to impart all her magical knowledge to him.

Can you believe it? My dear witch sister!

Perhaps, in this classical Age of Gods, promises and oaths were sacred to all. It wasn’t a time when one could casually break their word without consequence.

The magic Morgan taught wasn’t like the forbidden knowledge of Cthulhu—where just k...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator. [4]

"My dear sister, my witch sister, are you truly afraid of that little Red Dragon?" Kaelar’s words were sweet, his expression serious as he continued, "The greatest Lady Morgan in the world—don’t you have any confidence in yourself?"

"Hmph, the same old flattery—I’m immune to it!"

Morgan was unmoved. She had heard these words before, and without a fresh reason, she wouldn’t teach him anything. Absolutely not. Even if he said "Morgan is the cutest in the world," she stil...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [3]

"Kaelar! You idiot, I hate you... I hate you the most!"

Kaelar had a knack for pushing Arthur’s buttons, making her so upset she’d lose her appetite. After giving him a hard shove, the small ‘Arthur’ spun around and ran off.

Caught off guard, Kaelar staggered back a step. Though unprepared, his solid footing saved him from falling—a relief, as that would have been quite humiliating.

"Still just a little girl, easy to read," Kaelar mused with a shrug. ...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator. [2]

The Unfallen City, the Pure White Holy City—Camelot...

Merlin awoke from her slumber. Being a half-blood of human and otherworldly lineage, her eyes gleamed a peculiar shade of pink—an eerie hue that, instead of diminishing her beauty, only enhanced her otherworldly allure.

This was the woman known as the Flower Mage, Merlin, a powerful sorceress who had served as advisor to three generations of Celtic kings and would go on to guide the future King Arthur.

On th...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator. [1]

“Why... Why does it have to be Type-Moon? I’m completely doomed now!”

After spending a few days exploring his surroundings, Su Kai learned that the city he was in was called Fuyuki. In that instant, his face was filled with despair.

It was currently the year 1990, in Fuyuki City...

Of course, that's not the main point, and neither is the Fourth Holy Grail War that would occur four years later.

The real issue was this tiny planet—according to the scraps...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [85]

The twin hammers descended in unison, heavy Geo energy coalescing around the weapons and forming an enormous shell—just enough to close the gap between a human and a colossal dragon!

BOOM!

Both hammers struck the base of Azhdaha’s neck, and even that titanic form staggered under the force of Gu Sanqiu’s monstrous strength.

Rippp—

Muscles bulged across Gu Sanqiu’s body, his shirt shredding apart from the sudden expansion. Luckily, thanks to s...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [84]

The explosion rippled outward, a swirl of smoke and chaotic elemental energy forming a miniature storm, scattering the Geovishaps' rolling formation.

Sensing the shift, the Hilichurls, urged on by the pain and the crackling whips of the Abyss Mages, regained their composure. Protected by the mages’ shields and boosted by their dark enchantments, they advanced steadily behind the lumbering Hilichurl Berserkers.

"Hold the line! Keep up the assault!"

Gu Sanqiu slung the snipe...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [83]

"Brother Zhongli, when you say that the creatures and spirit beasts will be drawn here... you're not just talking about Geovishaps, right?"

"Indeed. But it might not stop there. Guarding this place will be your responsibility."

Zhongli sat cross-legged atop the Dragonfall Tree. "I need to make some adjustments using the secret technique passed down by the Lord of Geo. I will let you know before I begin."

"Understood. A little preparation before the battle, right?"

Gu S...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [82]

The countryside at night was unusually serene. The chirping of insects under the moonlight was like a splash of color on a delicate painting, blending seamlessly with the scene without feeling intrusive.

Gu Sanqiu and Zhongli sat on a large stone, each holding an oversized burger and leisurely taking bites. The buns, toasted over the campfire, had a distinct aroma, showcasing the quality of the ingredients. Each bite brought the freshness of crisp vegetables and the juiciness of the pat...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [81]

"Master Gu, Master Zhongli, this is as far as I can take you. The rest of the mountain path is up to you."

"Understood. Take care on your way back. Here, take this talisman. If you encounter any danger you can't escape from, just throw it," Gu Sanqiu said, handing the driver a protective talisman. During the long journey, he and Zhongli had kept each other entertained, but the driver had been constantly working under high stress.

And, after all, the driver was a staff member of Wa...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [75]

"You guys are too slow!"

"Damn it! Kaelyn is mine!"

"Move it!!"

In the abandoned factory, a swarm of mutants shot out webs, swinging wildly between the low buildings. Amid the chaos, some fell to the ground due to poor technique.

The location was chosen specifically so that mistakes during web-swinging wouldn’t be fatal.

"Burr, Fao, and Sadie—you guys hit the ground. You're out!" Freckles, who was doubling as the referee, shouted.

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Restart, Spider-Man! [74]

"Oh, I know you! You're Xia Luo Parker!"

The "Spider-Man" pulled off his mask, revealing a freckled face lit with excitement. "This is amazing! Your name is also Xia Luo. You’d fit right in with us! Would you like to join?"

"Does the name of your club have some kind of special meaning?" Xia Luo asked.

"Of course! It’s inspired by the story Charlotte's Web. You’ve heard of it, right? In the story, Charlotte was a spider, and in our club, we’re all Spider-Men!...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [73]

In the dead of night, Xia Luo returned home. After washing up, he sank into his bed.

【You played the Friendly Neighborhood Hero and saved the Butt-Webbing Spider-Man. Restart Chances +1】

Staring at the notification, Xia Luo was beyond words.

Beep!

His phone buzzed with a video call. Xia Luo swiped to accept.

"Hey, Xia Luo. Have you made contact with the mutants? What’s the situation?" Carter asked.

Sitting on the bed, mirroring Carter’s pos...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [72]

"They're coming. What do we do?" Mary Jane asked nervously, stepping back.

Gwen clenched her fists, assuming a fighting stance.

"You guys go ahead. I’ll hold them off," she said calmly.

"Are you sure you can handle it?"

"I’ve trained in combat with my dad."

But before Gwen could make her move, Xia Luo launched himself forward like a cannonball, streaking toward the shadowy figures.

"What the—?"

In their stunned silence, Xia Luo used his web as a...

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