Little Dog vs. The Margarita Frogs
A fine sunset over the End Times in Paradise.
2021-03-09 00:16:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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Probing the Mystery of Florida "Sand Hills"
Sometimes it's best just to leave mysteries as you found them.
2021-03-08 01:08:34 +0000 UTC View PostChronicling the Collapse -- and the Future -- in Florida as "Resurrection Ferns" Emerge
Nothing brings more joy to the heart of a Depressed Collapsitarian more than the sight of Mother Nature taking over an old machine shed.
2021-03-08 01:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostEco-Nazi Enjoying a FINE DAY in the End Times
Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
2021-03-05 22:27:37 +0000 UTC View PostRush Limbaugh, RIH (Roast in Hell) While St. Anthony Fauci Pockets One Million Dollars
P.S.: The ballpark estimate on my truck was three grand.
2021-02-17 20:33:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhy Doomerchicks Never Come to Visit Hambone in the Point Lonesome Swamp
I never said hanging out with this Doomsday Lonely Heart does not pose certain challenges for Doomerchicks.
2021-02-17 01:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostRumplestiltskin Goes to Work on Hambone's Smashed-up Gas-Suckin' Truck
Now I feel just a wee bit guilty about cutting down that tree...
2021-02-17 01:52:15 +0000 UTC View PostBewildered: Why Do I Hate My Fucking Life, Hate the Fucking World, and Everything About It?
In this video, I enjoy an End Times margarita while a tornado rolls in, while I reflect on my life.
2021-02-16 03:18:09 +0000 UTC View PostA Depressed Collapsitarian Drives to the Body Shop to be Told to Come Back in a Week
I am still waiting for a good Samaritan to put a bullet through my head and get it over with. After driving 30 miles to the body shop the insurance company sent me to, I was told to come back next week.
2021-02-15 22:32:17 +0000 UTC View PostClueless Fucking Moron Spends $500 Driving Out of His Driveway
Would somebody just please shoot me now and get this shit OVER with???
2021-02-15 20:19:37 +0000 UTC View PostA Depressed Doomsday Lonely Heart Prepares His Single Most Depressing Meal of 2021
In this episode of Cooking With Hambone, I think we will fry up some tilapia for the single most depressing meal of my entire year.
2021-02-15 01:20:10 +0000 UTC View PostDoomsday Lonely Heart Still Waiting for His Anti-Masker Doomerchick in the Point Lonesome Swamp
Another year down. How long must I wait?
2021-02-14 17:20:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe Best Thing About Living in Florida (Besides the Weather)
n this hazy undercover video, I show why living in (some parts of) Florida is the only way to live.
2021-02-14 00:28:27 +0000 UTC View PostAn Eco-Nazi Is Saved by Palm Oil Again
If it were not for palm oil, I would weigh about 400 pounds.
2021-02-14 00:26:25 +0000 UTC View Post"I Don't Worry Much About Collapse Anymore; I've Moved On to Other Things to Worry About"
I am so relieved to hear that my teen-aged tribesmembers have moved on to other things to worry about after wasting enough time worrying about how completely fucked they are.
2021-02-13 21:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostA Depressed Collapsitarian Takes a Stroll Through an Oak Grove on a Gorgeous Day in the End Times
So much for getting out there and enjoying it while we still can. WASF!
2021-02-13 00:25:56 +0000 UTC View PostPolar Vortex? WHAT "Polar Vortex?"
Just another 92-degree February day here in the Point Lonesome Swamp...
2021-02-13 00:01:30 +0000 UTC View PostA Depressed Youtuber Looks at His Numbers to Depress Himself Even More on a Beautiful Day
Would somebody please explain to this depressed clueless fucking moron why I keep doing this shit with my "life?"
2021-02-11 17:37:41 +0000 UTC View PostGearing Up For the Last Sunset Over the End Times
As long as we are kissing blue skies good-bye, we may as well say adios to sunsets, sunrises, clouds, the moon, and stars.
2021-02-11 01:31:59 +0000 UTC View PostBye-Bye, Blue Skies
In this rant, I kiss good-bye blue skies as I await the wackjob mad scientists.
2021-02-11 01:18:00 +0000 UTC View PostFrogs Welcome Spring to Florida in February While Rest of Country in Deep Freeze
A fine lullaby for the End Times...
2021-02-10 16:21:08 +0000 UTC View PostBattling the Real "Pandemic" One Step at a Time
In this rant, I look at one of the REAL pandemics that you will never hear one word about on the fearstream media: the epidemic of fat clueless morons being too lazy to walk farther than from their refrigerators to their beds.
2021-02-10 00:11:09 +0000 UTC View PostClueless Fucking Morons Running Over Paradise
To every action there is a reaction...
2021-02-08 23:38:44 +0000 UTC View PostCoping With Collapse Vol. 2: Finding Your Power Spot
In Chapter Two of my "Coping With Collapse" advice columns, we look at "power spots." Get out there and find your own power spot while you still can.
2021-02-08 01:37:50 +0000 UTC View PostClueless Fucking Morons Evicted From Paradise
I do not believe it, Guys... miracles do still happen here in the End Times.
2021-02-08 01:19:37 +0000 UTC View PostA Depressed Collapsitarian Gives Advice on How to Cope With Collapse, Extinction, and Loss
Epilogue: My Pile of Fish Date blew me off. Here was her text: "Sorry going to have to take a rain check. I went across the state to a childhood friend guy for Super Bowl.
2021-02-08 01:05:31 +0000 UTC View PostA Depressed Collapsitarian Suits Up in a "Neck Gaiter" to Visit the Local Public Library
Jesus, the shit we put up with to check a fucking book out of a library...
2021-02-06 00:08:35 +0000 UTC View PostClueless Apocaloptimists Wrestle With Decision to Have Kids As Planet Burns Around Them
In this rant, we check in with the number one story on the planet, where the New York Times wrestles with the question of whether people who understand how screwed they are should choose to have children or to keep their peckers in their pants.
2021-02-05 18:54:04 +0000 UTC View PostHumptydumptytribe Welcomes Our Youngest Member, Who Predicts "World Will Get Stranger"
I THINK it's cool that 13-year-olds are now joining Humptydumptytribe...
2021-02-05 15:16:49 +0000 UTC View PostBad-Ass Little Dog Ready to Kick Monster Gator's Ass: Taking All Bets
I was wondering when Sancho Panza was going to figure out what those big logs were lying on the beach where he likes to hunt for frogs. I think I need to learn how to use this fancy camera...
2021-02-05 00:24:48 +0000 UTC View Post