Rick brings up his cousin, Judy Garland and it puts me in a mood. Second half, Rick reads two erotic tales featuring little people. Yum yum. Enjoy!
2020-04-21 08:27:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope to see you all! I’ll be taking questions and discussing future plans for Patreon Exclusives.
2020-04-19 22:20:36 +0000 UTC View PostRick and I discuss my apprehension in releasing the rest of LOVE, LIQUOR & LIES. I share my anxiety about reopening the US and my constant worry for my immunosuppressed loved ones.
Second half, Rick reads Crouching Rocket Man Hidden Dotard, a hot story about our President and Kim Jong Un fucking in a private sauna. (Grab your vomit bag!) *thank you Ethel Bouvier-Snodgrass for sending us the story!
Enjoy!
2020-04-19 19:45:55 +0000 UTC View Post
On this episode, we travel together using Google Maps to see some of the locations and backstories of my videos made in Baltimore.
If you have any suggestions for future QUIET TIME videos, please post them in the comments OR send me a message here directly. Enjoy the video!
2020-04-19 11:51:42 +0000 UTC View Post
A map view of my killer bee experience. Enjoy!
2020-04-18 11:10:20 +0000 UTC View Post
hello my wonderful Patrons. quiet time is coming out tonight and tomorrow. i have my topic tonight and i think you’ll get some nice goosebumps and those asmr feels. what should be my topic tomorrow? i want you guys to decide. comment below! remember, stay safe and stay healthy!
2020-04-17 21:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostWe discuss the whole backstory to my infamous 2008 viral video hit, TAPS LIES.
Rick reads two immoral tales on Rick’s Erotica.
Welcome to all the new Patrons! Enjoy!
2020-04-17 05:07:31 +0000 UTC View Post
If you want to hear the whole story behind this video, tune into THE PODCAST Ep. 108. I’m going to go into great detail about how this came about and what happened after the video was released..(and all the pointless misery it caused.) (Podcast comes out 4/16 evening time.)
2020-04-16 07:51:35 +0000 UTC View Post
On this episode of Love, Liquor & Lies...
Dina makes love to her shitty friend, Binky. Mike returns from Hollywood and becomes aroused by Dina using a cat box. Shannon mails Dina’s colon back to her and Dina eats a lab rat in hopes of getting cancer.
What a plot. Hahahaha.
2020-04-15 22:09:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Enjoy!
2020-04-15 03:20:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is video one of the EVPs. Enjoy!
2020-04-15 03:14:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a total embarrassment for me to release but what the hell. Here it is. Enjoy?
2020-04-14 01:06:46 +0000 UTC View PostOn this episode, Rick and I listen to some newly unearthed EVP’s we recorded in 2009 and Rich reads the most revolting, unbelievable erotica story to date. LOL!!!!
Enjoy!
2020-04-14 00:53:19 +0000 UTC View PostI’m sure you guys have to go to confession every sunday and say, “forgive me father for i have sinned. I listened to granny porn on dan bell’s podcast.”
I like to think Jesus has a good sense of humor. happy easter everyone!
stay safe and stay healthy.
dan
2020-04-12 14:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve decided to release some more of our trashy movie Love, Liquor & Lies (2010). Watch for part three next week. Have a great weekend everyone. Stay safe and stay healthy!
2020-04-11 23:05:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Rick and I discuss his horrible facebook friend, Bob who’s nose hairs are vomit inducing. We listen to Rick’s EVP’s from the cemetery in Florida.
Second half, Romancing the Turd. Enjoy!
2020-04-11 04:13:49 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode, I talk about my strange 9/11 dream and hearing a “ghost cat” the day of the 9/11 terrorist attack. Enjoy.
(Please leave me suggestions!)
2020-04-11 01:09:33 +0000 UTC View Post
As talked about in episode #105 of THE PODCAST, one of the most abhorrent pieces of trash from my illustrious past - a clip from our 2010 “comedy film” “Love, Liquor & Lies” aka “Cancer Schmancer.” Enjoy?
2020-04-09 07:28:35 +0000 UTC View PostI want to welcome ALL of our new Patrons and say hello to all of our not so new Patrons.
First half of the podcast, Rick and I discuss the origins of our unseen film, “Love, Liquor & Lies.”
After the break I read the abusive, tacky comments from YouTube over QUIET TIME moving to Patreon and give my thoughts. Not pretty.
Enjoy everyone!
2020-04-09 06:45:09 +0000 UTC View Post
This video is public at the moment. The next episode will be released later this week and will be exclusive to Patreon, (without a Patreon sales point.)
Please give me suggestions on topics you’d like me to discuss on Quiet Time.
Enjoy!
2020-04-08 04:43:31 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone. So what’s Vimeo? For those who don’t already know, it’s a video sharing site that’s aimed at business. Anyway, none of that matters. What does matter, I have a lot of video material to release exclusively to Patreon and will be using Vimeo as the platform for release. I’m really excited about this. I can finally start putting out the Quiet Time videos, ($5 tier and above) Margie and Scott and my 2001 epic underground stripper film, Go-Go Motel. One thing at a tim...
2020-04-06 18:06:42 +0000 UTC View Post(NSFW)
Hello everyone! We want to welcome all of our new Patrons and we hope everyone is enjoying the podcasts through this difficult time.
Tonight Rick starts to read “The Adventures of FAG PIG” but we can’t stand it so we move onto a lovely story of a son in law having sex with his end stage dementia mother in law. (Get ready to curl your toes in disgust. What a horrible story!!! Haha)
Love you guys! Enjoy!
2020-04-06 05:25:58 +0000 UTC View Post(NSFW)
First half, Rick chooses a president. Second half, I read Rick’s facebook. No erotica on this episode. Rick dropped the ball....again. ENJOY!
2020-04-03 06:31:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello Patrons!
Hope you’re all keeping yourselves safe and healthy! The first half of the show, Rick and I talk about the COVID-19 pandemic and how it’s been affecting the world. Second half of the show is (NSFW) but you’re probably home so listen away. One of the most twisted yet hilarious Erotica’s yet. We hope you get a good laugh out of this one! We love you all. Enjoy!
2020-03-31 06:07:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone. This is a building that I’ve been trying to get into for years. I finally succeeded! One of my favorite episodes thus far. I hope you enjoy. Podcast later tonight.
2020-03-30 00:04:20 +0000 UTC View PostHello Patreon family. I wanted to drop a line saying thank you for your continued support through this unprecedented pandemic. As I said on the latest Podcast, I am gearing up to work from home until my lease is up in mid-July. At that point and with regards to control of the virus, I will decide if it’s the right time for my temporary relocation to Guayaquil, Ecuador.
Like most of you, (except for those of you on the frontlines, God Bless your hearts) I've been holed up in my a...
2020-03-26 02:51:46 +0000 UTC View PostJust me on this podcast. I discuss my failed trip to Ecuador. A total nightmare but a lot of positives came out of it. Listen!
Second half, I discuss our government and the response to the coronavirus. A fucking nightmare for all of us. Enjoy!
2020-03-24 13:46:03 +0000 UTC View PostCochise Brooks and Jaden Petrucci join Dan Bell to discuss the coronavirus response.
Dan shares his struggles with moving to South America and the future of his works.
Enjoy!
2020-03-12 07:29:39 +0000 UTC View Posthey everyone. we had planned to record the 100th episode of the podcast on monday with Rick, Brennen and Jake but i had to pass. i had a horrible sore throat that is now half as bad but w/added cold symptoms. i need rest. rick left for florida and my canadian children went on a cruise.
next week is a new adr. i am sorry for the lack of posts. gotta get my health back and head on straight. hope you’re all having a better week than me. i’m so nervous about moving to another country a...
2020-02-20 04:18:45 +0000 UTC View Post