Ohh, crap; here he comes.
Unimpressed Dog is unimpressed.
Been enjoying "The Orville" since it came to Disney +.
Have you been picked to be a SECRET SANTA?
Until next week!
2022-12-19 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
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A new video feature in which we take a look at the impact of conscription on one of pop & hip-hops biggest stars.
I was wondering why no one commented on my WIP Wednesday post, and I guess the answer was, "You have to actually post it, doofus!" I thought I had posted it Tuesday night and set it to auto-post but imagine my surprise when it didn't happen.
Anyhow, I finally got home from work and posted it.
I'm doing one of those things where I don't draw lines for my background, but just us...
2022-12-15 01:50:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Doodles about not smoking? Doodles about the dangers of smoking? Don't roll the doodles up and smoke them? Whatevs.
Someone is unimpressed. NOT the same guy as "moisturizer man" a week ago!
The Douglas A-8 Skyraider, an excellent close-air-support plane. If we redesigned one of these today ...
2022-12-12 17:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally!
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Don't worry, we are nearing the end!
2022-12-06 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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...the continuation continues!
2022-12-05 17:00:10 +0000 UTC
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What? Me. go back and re-do (or touch up) old art? Never! Unless it is a good idea of course.
A long, long time ago, as a youngster early in High School, I made a corny, over-the-top "super-spy" character called Kelly G. Brannon ("K.G.B.") who worked for the American C.I.A. His nemesis was a Soviet agent called Christov Ivanovich Andropov ("C.I.A.") who worked for the Soviet K.G.B.
The series was goofy, cheesy, and ridiculous on purpose-- a parody of the "super spy" genre in general and the Roger Moore James Bond era in particular, with insane science-fiction gadgets and campy d...
2022-11-25 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This covers three bases: it is a WIP, and it is going to be a Patreon-Only Original Comic (POOC), and it is also an Empires original comic!
So I guess it is a WIPOOCEmp. Or an EmpPOOCWIP.
"Empoocwip" sounds like some sort of cryptid beast that lives in the far north of Yukon territory or something.
But yes, I am finally going to do a Patreon-only comic; it'll be a short (4-panel) Empires comedy piece, and it is in progress.
You might be better off with some moisturizer, sir.
A Little Old Automobile. I loved that story.
Now, a futuristic automobile! I actually had a Matchbox toy that looked like this. Shiny red with a laser gun on top. Pew-pew!
2022-11-21 17:00:08 +0000 UTC
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So... now you know what the Thanksgiving Cowboy Special was about!
The idea of course was, "what the heck are a bunch of cowboys doing using modern infantry platoon tactics from the book to plan a stage heist?" and now you know.
I got the video game "Red Dead Redemption quite awhile ago and was thinking that this was exactly the kind of thing that the characters would play. Not onl...
2022-11-16 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Doodles uplift us all.
A car drawing I did for some reason.
Hey, what's my old supervisor doing here? She joined the Fun Police.
Ohhh, boy, someone's all tapped out of patience. Run!
Until la...
2022-11-14 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Yup! BOHICA Blues has a cowboy episode. How? Stay tuned!
If you ever crash in the Andes with a rugby team, just... sleep with one eye open.
Charlie Brown, can you *try* to stay out of trouble?
You tell 'im, Sheriff!
You don't want Angry Gorilla to ...
2022-11-07 17:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Ohhh, boy, my favorite time of year!
I guess for some people, it is a work day.
Ohhh, crap! Not Murder Clown! That's scary!
Try not to party too hard.
Later!
2022-10-31 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Wise advice.
Smelly Farmer is smelly.
A series of face studies.
Oy, vey, indeed. Until later!
2022-10-24 16:46:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I haven't done one of these for awhile... so it is long past time to share updates with the world!
For one, we have a bunch of new subscribers-- welcome to the secret society of something-something-or-other. Decoder rings and secret handshakes for everyone! Let's get caught up on recent news and announcements:
BOHICA Blues: The BOHICA Blues comic, started in November of 2013, continues to go on strong. November of 2023 will be the 10-year anniversar...
2022-10-21 15:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Fair question.
Someone's not ready for what comes next.
It's a bird! It's a Superman! It's a Kamov Ka-52 hiding here so it isn't shot down in Ukraine!
Stalwart Farmer's tractor is ready for anythin...
2022-10-17 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I am penciling the Empires reboot! Yes, the long-put-off reboot is finally underway, as "Empires: Blood Sun". As of this writing I have 3 and a half pages done already and making progress on more. By the time you read this, I will have a lot more in the bag. Penciling may even be done by now (not betting the farm on that, but...).
Here is a sneak peek/WIP of one half of one page, in which one of my big assault cruisers makes its first appearance, pulli...
2022-10-12 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
An upcoming comic will feature... ear fat.
Ol' Jar-Jar's been getting into the "wacky tobaccy".
♫ "All we are is dogs in the wind..." ♪
Ohh, man, now you probably feel like you need...
2022-10-10 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
We all know that gaining rank & authority really just means that now you are someone who can be Held Responsible for things that go catastrophically wrong.
And soon after realizing that, you also realize that, as the junior-most person on the downslope of the responsibility chain, you will be the first one under the bus when that catastrophe happens!
When you're younger, getting in "youthful trouble" might have seemed daunting at the time (depending on the trouble you we...
2022-10-07 15:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
There actually is some, but I make it a point not to go out of my way to make it a point. The only exception was Mirav Mizrachi, whose background is so "Heinz-57" that she stood out, and she was once quoted --rolleyes and everything-- how she was "trotted out every time" the subject came up.
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