After You
Added 2025-01-15 03:28:20 +0000 UTC"Damn, boy...I don't know what I expected when you told me over the phone you'd turned yourself into a bull. Partly I thought it was...metaphorical? But here you are...hairy, hairLESS, bulky, ugly, half fuckin' animal...and hung as hell.
And you said it's contagious? Transmitted through fluids? What does that mean, I turn into a bull too, or do I go cow, get a big floppy udder dribbling milk everywhere I go? The latter? That's good, that's kind of a relief...not entirely an unpleasant thought...
Alright, go for it. Dig in, let's get this thing started. You and I, nothing but cattle, rutting in the barnyard..."
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