For about three million years, my grocery store gave out free bags.
I realize that the bag wasn't free. I realize that the price of the
bag was just figured into the price of whatever I was buying. Everything
I bought was just a little bit more expensive because the grocery store
knew that, when I left, I was gonna TAKE A BAG.
Then the grocery store started charging 5 cents a bag. This was
annoying, but okay.
Then the grocery store started charging 25 cents a bag "due to
local ordinance." Annoying but okay.
Then the grocery store announced "due to local ordinance we will no
longer be supplying single-use bags."
That was it. No explanation. So the next time I went to the store, I told them I wanted a bag.
The bag they offered me was $1.39.
I said okay.
They assured me that it was worth $1.39 because it could be reused.
I said, "It can only be reused if I carry a bag around with me all
the time, and I will never do that so it will never be reused."
The next time I went to the store the bags were still $1.39.
Today I put about forty $1.39 grocery bags in the dumpster.
Here's a better use of resources: Put a $1.39 surcharge on me every
time I go to the grocery store and GIVE ME A CHEAP FREE BAG.
Thomas Backman
2022-08-23 06:45:19 +0000 UTCMoviegique
2022-08-22 15:45:39 +0000 UTCJoshua Sherwood
2022-08-22 14:59:31 +0000 UTCJoe Schiro
2022-08-22 13:16:44 +0000 UTC