Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Crypto Edition
Added 2022-11-26 01:39:08 +0000 UTCI have a question for the people who lost $40 billion in cryptocurrency investments because some guy partyed with their money: Isn't the term "crypto" kind of a hint?
It reminds me of all the guys who lost their money investing in "junk bonds" in the eighties. Guys, excuse me, uh, "junk" is in the name.
“Crypto" sounds like a magician working a lounge in Reno. COME SEE DOCTOR CRYPTO SAW A HUNDRED-DOLLAR-BILL IN HALF AND THEN RESTORE IT TO .
. . WHOOPS!
Comments
This is funny to me. I lazily urge you to cut attempts at almost anything.
2022-11-26 16:05:33 +0000 UTCI don't need some stranger to lose my money for me. I think I'm perfectly able to do that myself.
2022-11-26 14:56:32 +0000 UTCComedic genius.
2022-11-26 03:12:39 +0000 UTCPerhaps I could interest y'all in my much better new currency: I call it "Vaporcoin".
Moviegique
2022-11-26 02:37:46 +0000 UTCI've been in one religious cult. I'm not doing another pyramid scheme. Your funeral, zoomers.
GeddyLeeRoth
2022-11-26 02:19:54 +0000 UTCYou can add NFT”s to all that craziness as well 🤷♂️😂
Joshua Sherwood
2022-11-26 01:50:21 +0000 UTCIn March, Venmo had a “buy bitcoin without a fee” to introduce their crypto buying service. Out of curiosity I bought $40 worth. Right now it’s worth $16.67 😂. Should’ve known as soon as *I* get into it it would crash like every other trend I finally get into. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Btw- that photo makes my brain vacillate between oh he’s hot! and oh, Joe Bob is the next human butcher on the midnight meat train 😁
2022-11-26 01:47:04 +0000 UTCThe only good Krypto is Superman's dog.
AFCombat
2022-11-26 01:46:48 +0000 UTC
