Santa’s Slay Drive-In Totals
Added 2022-11-27 02:44:23 +0000 UTCThank you so much to everyone who joined me for my favorite (or tied for favorite…I can’t decide!! 😋) Christmas movie tonight! ❤️
As promised, here are the Drive-In Totals for ya, both in video form (live from our screening at The Music Box in Chicago last year) and written out fer ya. If these totals don’t entice you to watch it, nothing will! 😉🎅❤️❤️
We have:
41 dead bodies.
12 breasts.
1 dead dog.
Three motor vehicle chases, with crash and burn.
Neck-breaking.
Multiple axed carolers.
Skeet-shooter bowling.
Fire-breathing.
Pipe-bomb Christmas presents.
Exploding fireplace.
Turkey forks through the hands.
Sledgehammer to the cranium.
Stripper-pole electrocution.
Valet parker eaten by a reindeer.
Face burned off.
Punch-bowl drowning.
Christmas-tree throwing-star to the back.
Turkey-dinner suffocation.
Gratuitous medieval drawings.
Gratuitous Fran Drescher.
Gratuitous Christmas rap.
Gratuitous stop-motion animation.
Gratuitous Orthodox Jews.
Heads roll.
Kung Fu.
Stripper-pole Fu.
Curling Fu.
Menorah Fu.
Ice pick Fu.
Zamboni Fu.
Bazooka Fu.
Drive-In Academy Award nominations for:
Bill Goldberg as Santa, who says “Just spreading a little yuletide fear”;
James Caan, as the family patriarch at Christmas dinner who says “I don’t wanna screw the bird, I wanna eat it”;
Saul Rubinek as the Jewish deli owner who tries to fend off Santa by shining a Star of David on his forehead;
Robert Culp, as the crazed inventor grandpa who reads in Norse from the Book of Claus and dons a leprechaun jacket in the final faceoff;
Emilie de Ravin as the understanding girlfriend who says “Are you fucking retarded?”;
Dave Thomas as the stripper-loving preacher;
Tiny Lister as the goofy gas station attendant; and
David Steiman, the writer/director, for doing things the drive-in way.
Four stars, Joe Bob says check it out
(And so does Darcy! 😉❤️❤️)
Comments
That is the only appropriate response to hearing "One dead dog".
2022-12-03 16:08:12 +0000 UTCThank you for doing this Darcy, it was super fun!
NB
2022-11-30 15:10:04 +0000 UTCLOVED the vid, LOVED the flick!!!! :)
Thomas Backman
2022-11-30 08:34:33 +0000 UTCOh wow! That event looked like so much fun. And I’m always amazed at all the little tidbits JB knows. 😊Thanks for sharing!
2022-11-30 03:25:07 +0000 UTCIt was super funnn!!! And I agree. Grrrrrrr. Favorite? Silent Night Deadly Night or Santa’s Slay?!?! 🤯
2022-11-30 03:11:48 +0000 UTCMusic Box... DAMN I miss Hollywood... :(
Thomas Backman
2022-11-29 07:40:56 +0000 UTCLol aww. Thanks, Joe! ❤️❤️
2022-11-28 21:54:48 +0000 UTCThanks so much for being there! 🥰
2022-11-28 21:54:32 +0000 UTCThis was an awesome watch a long, Darcy's picks never miss!!
Joe Schiro
2022-11-28 16:28:25 +0000 UTCThis was such a fun watchalong. Thanks Darcy!
2022-11-28 04:04:08 +0000 UTCGreat flick!
2022-11-27 07:17:29 +0000 UTCThanks I missed the watch along tonight but I thoroughly enjoyed this
2022-11-27 05:13:06 +0000 UTCI don't think I have seen this one in ages and help boost flu drained morale the drive in way. ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤘🏻
2022-11-27 04:31:50 +0000 UTCisn't most Fran Drescher "Gratuitous Fran Drescher." ? Sorry, but her acting accent is 5 boroughs + New Jersey worth of pain (and I'm from Long Island).
Chris Kalley
2022-11-27 03:03:20 +0000 UTC
