Trick or Tits!

"Really? You're going out trick-or-treating?" said Ess. The buxom skunkette had crossed her arms over her chest, but when she reached for the remote, her ample breasts nearly spilled out from under a torn black tank top.

"It's free...CANDY!" said Uschi, gesturing with her hands, moving them from here-to-there to emphasize her point. Clearly, despite being nineteen, Uschi felt there was no reason why she couldn't go out.

The Creepy Creature channel was running a marathon of 80's monster movies, and Ess wanted to end this conversation before the sixth commercial for a reverse mortgage ended. She didn't want to ask, but she had to. The words crawled up her throat, begging to be said.

"And what are you supposed to be?" she asked, glancing way, just enough, from the TV to see her catgirl roommate decked out in hastily applied face makeup, a pink thong, green fishnet gloves, magenta boots, and body painted flowers on her nipples.

"I'm a clown!" beamed the catgirl.

Ess smiled. "That's for sure," she said.

The commercial was ending and Uschi picked up her plastic jack-o-lantern candy bucket. She was almost out the door when Ess' head pricked up. "Hey!" she shouted. "Are those my fishnet gloves?!"

"What? Can't hear you!" said Uschi over the roar of a cheap Hollywood zombie biting into the flesh of a nude co-ed on the other side of the TV screen.

Ess lunged over the side of the couch, her massive tits hanging over the arm rest. "Uschi!" she shouted after her. But the catgirl was already down the steps and out into the night. Ess mumbled something under her breath and returned to the show. The zombie was lurching through the abandoned lecture hall. "Great! I missed it!" she said.

The air was brisk, but the warmth of the day still clung to the pavement, radiating its heat back up to the catgirl who hummed a nonsense song as she skipped along. Her unfettered painted jugs bounced and sloshed over her chest. Despite leaving the house late, all the dads, and some of the moms, were super happy to give her as much candy as she wanted. She turned a corner and-

"OOMPH!" she gasped. She had skipped into a very tall man in a very convincing, to Uschi, werewolf costume. The fur was black, almost as black as the night sky, but his eyes glowed with a weird yellow glow.

"WOW!" said Uschi. "That is a really cool trick! How do you get your eyes to glow like that?" She reached a hand up to touch what she assumed was a mask.

"RARRRRRR!" roared the wolfman.

"Grrrrrrr!" growled Uschi, her teeth clenched and barred. She was loving this! Everyone else had gone inside, and there wasn't anyone else to play ghosts and goblins with on Halloween.

"Oh no! Where's your candy?" said Uschi. Here concern was genuine. "C'mon", she said taking the wolfman by the hand. "I know a place where the lady always gives out great candy! Oh, and my name is Uschi. Uschi Mjolkatit."

Down the road the catgirl and the wolfman went, one skipping and dropping excess candy, the other leaving deep slashes in the pavement from its claws as it loped along, trying to keep up.

A few blocks away, Uschi came to a stop a few feet before her tits did. "This is the place. My friend Ess' mom lives her. I think you'll like her." The wolfman stopped panting. It was surprised at how energetic this creature was. That's when the scent came to it. He lifted his great skull and sniffed more of the air. He had been here before. This night would be full of surprises.

Uschi skipped up the stairs, holding out her overflowing bucket. "TRICK-OR-TITS!" she shouted as she shook her melons.

On the other side of the frosted glass she could see the hourglass shape of Mrs. Boobalickski in a witch hat walking towards the door, her curvy hips swinging side to side. She was carrying a whole lot of treats against her chest, and in her hands, some candy.

The wolfman sneered in delight. He could already smell the milk in the woman's breasts. There would be enough sweets for the strange feline creature and himself this night.

Congratulations to TINHY for coming in second place, and becoming your Titty Tuesday Exclusive pinup winner! Uschi, Mrs. Boobalickski, and a wolfman. What's not to love?!