Fantasy Island Review | The Terrible Tubes
Added 2021-05-23 04:24:46 +0000 UTCDid you know that 'Tentacolino' spawned a TELEVISION SERIES??
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Also where are they getting new clothes, make up, hair products, baby supplies, and other necessities on a DESERTED ISLAND?!
Christine Taylor
2021-05-23 21:12:57 +0000 UTCJust when I thought it couldn't get any worse. Awful voice acting, awful pacing, awful writing, inconsistent animation, and of course the whole tap dancing on the graves of victims of a terrible tragedy thing. At least the thing with the kids probably could have been fixed if they just established the kids being born during a time skip between the movies and the series thus avoiding the weird rapid aging thing but beyond that I'm at a loss.
Christine Taylor
2021-05-23 21:10:51 +0000 UTCSide note: I did came across your work via your review of Tentacalino. It was Liked by a YouTube Channel that was uploading episodes of Duckman (we have come SO far since those days)...
SilverZeo
2021-05-23 18:26:14 +0000 UTCAlso, I remain strong in my belief that the king of Atlantis... sorry, AtlanTIDE is probably Nyarlathothep. Remove that weird cloak and hood and you'd see eldritch horrors that'd make Smile scratch his eyes out.
BB Shockwave
2021-05-23 17:30:16 +0000 UTCIs it me or the human villain from Tentacolino was basically Phil Ken Sebben? "Ha-ha-ha! Dangly bits."
BB Shockwave
2021-05-23 17:17:04 +0000 UTCSooo glad you discovered this too. As far as I know, written in Italy, animated in North Korea, a perfect mix of awful . Btw Bob, I notice more and more as you age, you look a lot like Elijah C. Skuggs, the mad freakshow running scientist from Freaked! You should cosplay as him someday. :D Also, if you liked this show (hahah, just kidding) check out the Lion King and Jungle Book knockoffs as well the one with the kid prince and his superheros, elemental beings and dinosaur warriors, and Winner and the Golden Child which is not kidding, a sort of crossover of all of these horrible properties into one giant mix.
BB Shockwave
2021-05-23 17:04:47 +0000 UTCyou know if Atlanteans can erase memories then detaining Elizabeth and Don Juan in Atlantis was entirely pointless.
Kim Carter
2021-05-23 15:46:43 +0000 UTCactually I did know I saw the media hunter's and the hero of tomorrow's review of it also why does this show even exist
Jack Sullivan
2021-05-23 15:06:46 +0000 UTCI wasn't so keen on the LQ TV screen format (trying to get around YT bots?)... but after seeing the worst of this show's animation, maybe it is for the best... and WOW... the studio that made this had NOTHING else to do? I mean... it surprising that in ALOT of things that get overdue sequels/reboots... THIS movie franchise gets one?
SilverZeo
2021-05-23 14:18:46 +0000 UTCA lot of people blame Italy for this mess. Common misconception! While Italy and Spain do shoulder the blame for Titanic: The Legend Goes On, that one is of course unrelated to the rest of the animated Titanic "trilogy". The Tentacolino franchise? Italy helped, clearly they helped a lot judging by the opening credits, but it was outsourced to them. By whom? North Korea. Not even kidding. That's why it's so freakin' CRAZY. North Korea has a ton of animated series like this, and they all operate on exactly this level of insanity in their storytelling, like children at play trying to one-up each other with constant new power-ups. And if you think about it, you really can't blame them at all, because, well... North Koreans, to put it lightly and through no fault of their own... they don't get out much.
Sage Mann
2021-05-23 14:12:42 +0000 UTCI'm not convinced this isn't some kind of Producers-esque plan to swindle money
Curtis Rogahn
2021-05-23 14:11:20 +0000 UTCIt amazes me how deep this animated Titanic rabbithole goes.
Matt R
2021-05-23 12:56:18 +0000 UTCAll this animated Titanic stuff is quote Mel Brooks’ The Producers “Well talk about bad taste.”
A.T. M
2021-05-23 10:53:31 +0000 UTCBack to the horror of the animated Titanic franchise!
Daniel J
2021-05-23 09:23:24 +0000 UTC"The horror... The horror..."
Patrick Buscher
2021-05-23 05:35:30 +0000 UTCChrist, and I thought the animation from Tentacolino was bad, the obvious tweening is atrocious. There even some parts where they literally left production notes visible
Albastruna
2021-05-23 05:10:06 +0000 UTCThe fact that the kids' animation is horrendously outside the designs of the original characters...suddenly the last 2 Swan Princess movies doesn't even look as bad. Yall go through so much for us! Yall are too awesome!! ❤❤❤
Sethunya
2021-05-23 05:05:26 +0000 UTCThe TV show drags you back in!
Raven Fox
2021-05-23 04:40:17 +0000 UTCjust when i thought those movies were dead and buried...
Alice Delgado
2021-05-23 04:29:23 +0000 UTCYes! You’re finally reviewing the madness!!! 🐙🐙🐙 And oh no! Y’all are stuck in TV! It’s gonna take a big story line to get y’all out! Lol
Grace Starkes
2021-05-23 04:26:45 +0000 UTC
