#292: Elon Musk: Fake Gamer
Added 2025-01-20 05:23:22 +0000 UTC
it's okay to suck at video games. no one needs to be good at everything.
ITYSL fan here, that shit is fucking goated
EmmaThrowinBigBucks
2025-02-01 05:12:21 +0000 UTC
That whole segment had me fucking dying
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2025-01-25 15:25:59 +0000 UTC
Damnit I changed my name to the answer
One Woman Roving Band of Raiders.
2025-01-25 06:36:53 +0000 UTC
Not gonna lie, when Chris mentioned Markiplier in his brazzein story i got worried. I love Mark and it would've been a real downer to hear Chris had a weird experience with him
The Albino That Lives In Your Walls
2025-01-24 08:51:58 +0000 UTC
Not a scientist but the biggest theorized 'asteroid' that may have impacted us would be the Theia impact. They say it was mars sized and is how the moon got formed. You can look up animations of the impact and its fucking wild.
Jordan Carter
2025-01-24 01:49:05 +0000 UTC
Yeah that one hurt to hear đ
Aaron Fontanella
2025-01-23 13:19:13 +0000 UTC
Of course!
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-23 08:04:51 +0000 UTC
Are you suggesting Lord of the Rings ass tree Ent slow daddy style speak occurs in this dime of a cosmos?
Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.
2025-01-23 07:43:45 +0000 UTC
We get like 1 extra ammo a month nowadays
kweermo
2025-01-23 04:32:29 +0000 UTC
yeah like give me a reason to keep paying here
Eric the human
2025-01-23 02:34:31 +0000 UTC
Yeah it'd be nice to know what I'm paying for tbh
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2025-01-23 01:03:47 +0000 UTC
âthe bleach guyâ
âkishimoto?â
mongrel intruder
2025-01-22 19:10:00 +0000 UTC
So are we back to one episode a week and no patreon exclusive content? It's now been over a month since the last extra ammo. Not to be gay or whatever but what are we doing here?
Eric the human
2025-01-22 17:43:15 +0000 UTC
Fare I'm still upset I wasn't there for the live show
The homeless person in between Sweenys teeth
2025-01-22 12:10:00 +0000 UTC
Nah, I mean they are grinding for sure, but my OCD ass is irritated that I donât know exactly when to expect it. Spoiled by LSM at noon EST everyday, I guess.
Also, Iâm never gonna let go of them doing basically the opposite of what they said. At some point they said the idea is that when an episode is posted on YT, the newest episode will be up on Patreon as an incentive to sign up. Now we are at ep goes up on Patreon, then YT a day later. lol
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-22 12:09:00 +0000 UTC
I see that answer why there 300 episodes and nothing special
The homeless person in between Sweenys teeth
2025-01-22 11:36:32 +0000 UTC
lol.
lmao, even.
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-22 10:41:35 +0000 UTC
Total Megger Deth
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-22 10:22:11 +0000 UTC
What is the upload schedule again?
The homeless person in between Sweenys teeth
2025-01-22 05:20:15 +0000 UTC
Chris check out Graham Handcockâs work, his theories are basically what youâre describing when it comes to ancient civilizations
Dylbun
2025-01-22 01:22:53 +0000 UTC
Ramstein is fake and gay listen to real metal
ZestyDonger
2025-01-21 19:59:53 +0000 UTC
Youre loss man, but i respect the hater energy
The artist formerly known as Semenem (8=D)
2025-01-21 19:51:53 +0000 UTC
unless the character is black haha
The Sheen of Sween's peen is green from banging Colleen last Halloween.
2025-01-21 19:11:30 +0000 UTC
Tbh man i donât care if itâs the best film in existence im not going to watch a film about a shit brit pop singer who wants to be portrayed as a cgi monkey. Especially with the Britâs reactions to this, fuck that noise
Clark
2025-01-21 18:33:34 +0000 UTC
It's getting really frustrating getting lumped in with conservatives just because I dislike "popular media"
Don't fall into the same trappings as those folks who thought Chris was right wing just because he's opinionated.
Rat Pobertson
2025-01-21 18:06:18 +0000 UTC
I just think it being live action limited the scope of what the original had going for it.
I'm cool with there being a diverse cast, but if the show was animated rather than live action, each of The Endless could have been voiced by several people of different backgrounds; like I'd like to see both African and Roman Morpheus portrayed in an art style reminiscent of the original comic art and acted by someone from their respective cultures.
I just think live action was the wrong way to handle it.
Rat Pobertson
2025-01-21 18:00:01 +0000 UTC
Isnt that show only hated by grifters and consevatives for diversity casting? Its apparently an incredibley faithful adaptation of the award winning critically aclaimed graphic novel I also havent read
The Demolisher
2025-01-21 17:28:47 +0000 UTC
I mean with or without musk were definitely going to attempt to leave this rock actually
The Demolisher
2025-01-21 17:18:35 +0000 UTC
Elon Musk is a narccassist whos so stupid he can never actually be superior
The Demolisher
2025-01-21 17:16:54 +0000 UTC
So we got Lily pointing a shotgun at Sweeney
Also Sweeney with clown make up I have to draw now
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2025-01-21 14:28:49 +0000 UTC
I love how every time the guys talk about a universally loved character (Han Solo, Kraven, etc.) Sween always goes âI actually think theyâre a really stupid characterâ itâs like clockwork
Aaron Fontanella
2025-01-21 13:59:56 +0000 UTC
The monkey man aspect intrigued me,but that movie will bring you yo tears. You get over the monkey thing 5-10 minutes in
The artist formerly known as Semenem (8=D)
2025-01-21 12:52:26 +0000 UTC
I wonât lie when I saw that trailer at the movie theater everyoneâs reaction to that trailer was appalled and grossed out and I was like I might check this out soon
One of these days Kingston, one of these days! Bang! Zoom! Out Your Colon.
2025-01-21 12:13:17 +0000 UTC
I wonder if Derrick knows the line from Megadeth's rust in peace "rotten egg air"
46 Fucks
2025-01-21 09:35:55 +0000 UTC
Another 4 hour banger lesgo
Steve Urkel Viciously Raping Sweens Tooth Gap
2025-01-21 04:37:32 +0000 UTC
They also have complex minute long giant handshakes
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-21 04:12:18 +0000 UTC
LYLE TURNED IT INTO A GAG OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO RIP GUITARMASTERX7
getting pantsed while soft
2025-01-21 03:55:47 +0000 UTC
DIGITAL FEAR YOURE TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW DEUS EX MACHINA
getting pantsed while soft
2025-01-21 03:54:59 +0000 UTC
Really hope Derrick went back to Rammstein. They are so iconic in the metal scene and the riffs they have are killer
Schadenfreudian Slip
2025-01-21 03:44:20 +0000 UTC
my bigga
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-21 03:28:32 +0000 UTC
The only person Elon was fooling was himself. What he did is the gaming equivalent of stolen valor and I propose we torch him for it. That way our species will never leave this godforsaken rock
Nightseye9
2025-01-21 01:30:23 +0000 UTC
Giants are often called "biggers", but they call each other "bigga"
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-21 01:13:42 +0000 UTC
Mundian To Bach Ke goes so hard tbh
Smitchy The Kidd
2025-01-20 21:33:18 +0000 UTC
One day our dumb bullshit will be recognized. One day...
Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.
2025-01-20 20:08:50 +0000 UTC
Sucks, dude. Chris lowtalked mine while Derrick and Sweeney were laughing. I feel your pain.
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-20 19:55:31 +0000 UTC
The gay DK Rap flew over your head and my disappointment is immeasurable
Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.
2025-01-20 19:03:51 +0000 UTC
Nah, these rich Hollywood liberal elites can afford it themselves.
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-20 19:00:26 +0000 UTC
I love how Chris referred to Dustinâs Japan trip as âpeopleâ
Noah Friscopp
2025-01-20 18:08:23 +0000 UTC
How the FUCK are you guys already near 300 episodes INSANE and glad I'm part of it
Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp
2025-01-20 16:54:25 +0000 UTC
Are the Village People fake and gay?
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-20 16:26:14 +0000 UTC
Four fucking hours, boys.
Staingo Jenkins
2025-01-20 15:41:46 +0000 UTC
I need to noteâŠI saw Better Man, the Robbie Williams monkey man movieâŠthat is one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life. I am dead serious, I am not joking, this is not hyperbole or ironic in any way. I loved that movie so god damn much
The artist formerly known as Semenem (8=D)
2025-01-20 15:28:43 +0000 UTC
People donât get cold and wear layers anymore is, an unfathomable deduction.
Noah Friscopp
2025-01-20 15:05:48 +0000 UTC
YOU DICKHEAD DERRICK!
I WAS GONNA RECORD "THATS THE GAY IT IS"!
... you want the lyrics
âȘ I fell in love with a homeless gay âȘ
2025-01-20 15:03:06 +0000 UTC
WE HIT 4 HOURSâŠ..SEND IT TO THE HOMELESS AGAIN
Tankis The Trash Man
2025-01-20 14:48:12 +0000 UTC
I second this decision! Letâs do a go fund me! Lmao!
Mateo Giles
2025-01-20 14:20:54 +0000 UTC
You guys should buy the Breaking Bad house.
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-20 14:07:05 +0000 UTC
Sweeney what the fuck are you talking about. Itâs currently -25° with wind chill here in Iowa, do you honestly believe a good chunk of people arenât wearing long johns/thermals?
Chrisâs Secret 3rd Ball
2025-01-20 13:44:59 +0000 UTC
Wait... did people actually like that terrible live-action Sandman adaptation?
Ewww
Rat Pobertson
2025-01-20 13:05:40 +0000 UTC
Already listened to this pod 6 times, my favourite part was when Kingston said the nword
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2025-01-20 12:27:17 +0000 UTC
Chris is the only other person I know who doesn't feel comfortable with using a mouse and keyboard. Part of the problem for me is I have a desk job and I cannot break the association with mouse/keyboard with just typing and working. A controller actually feels like I'm going to sit down and play a game.
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-01-20 11:57:36 +0000 UTC
Well I'm no "guy" but sure as shit am queer! And homeless.
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-01-20 10:09:16 +0000 UTC
I need to feel a dick in my mouth
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-01-20 09:16:52 +0000 UTC
Iâm dying of laughter to âI beat my wife, she wonât get up, sheâs never gonna call the copsâ I love Lyle heâs so fucking funny
Clark
2025-01-20 09:00:48 +0000 UTC
4 hours we are so back
Clark
2025-01-20 08:48:08 +0000 UTC
I fucking love I think you should leave, I rewatch that shit constantly. Itâs the type of humor thatâs on this show.
Lizurd
2025-01-20 07:23:27 +0000 UTC
4 hours?! This is gonna be good
I got 2 poles, one in my ass and one in my throat
2025-01-20 07:18:27 +0000 UTC
4 HOURS AT LING LAST WE'VE REACHED THE PROMISED LAND
(C.R.E.A.M. by Wu Tang) GAY rules everything around me, CUM in my booty, suckin on a DICK yaaaaall
2025-01-20 06:53:58 +0000 UTC
Literally stfu it's cold as fuck here I'm wearing long Johns i got for Christmas
Pelvis Cocktello and the Same Sex Attractions
2025-01-20 06:01:30 +0000 UTC
Four hours Jesus christ
Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.
2025-01-20 05:26:49 +0000 UTC
COCK
getting pantsed while soft
2025-01-20 05:24:49 +0000 UTC
So yeah you're gay
Cum the DNA of the soul
2025-01-20 05:24:41 +0000 UTC