Workout Parable Susan
Added 2020-02-24 04:01:00 +0000 UTCSusan didn't know if she actually needed to maintain her fitness in any way that didn't involve experience points and potions while in the game world, but she thought it might be a fun experience to do some heavy lifting either way.
This was voted on before Parable Susan went all "evil", but I figured plenty of people would also want to see evil Susan in color and working out, so I made an alternative version of it.
Comments
Do not quote me on this, but I assume it comes from how having cloven hooves is one of the qualifiers for "unclean" animals that you're not supposed to eat.
Fenrir
2020-02-26 23:31:50 +0000 UTCI really wish it were somehow possible to find out how that whole thing got started. Sheep vs. Goats. I feel like there must have been two nations of herdsmen, one of which were sheep nomads, the other of which were goat nomads. They fought bitterly for generations over grazing and water rights in a common range, until the sheep nomads won, increased in population until they had little choice but to settle down, and retained an ancestral memory of the goat as the symbol of "the bad guys." Totally made that up, of course. Wish I could know the actual truth.
Daryl Sawyer
2020-02-26 00:45:11 +0000 UTCHoo! I missed this update somehow. ... wow. <3
Daryl Sawyer
2020-02-26 00:41:48 +0000 UTCJames, that's a thing you can do in Goat Simulator.
Brandon Allendorf
2020-02-25 14:05:29 +0000 UTCFantastic pics
Matt R
2020-02-25 13:59:58 +0000 UTCGoats. Just... Goats. People think that Geese are bad, but "Untitled Goat Game" would have had you summoning Baphomet to devour innocent and guilty alike within the first level.
James C
2020-02-25 13:21:35 +0000 UTC's weird how horns got associated with "evil". Considering species that grow them are vegetarian.
Ardent Slacker
2020-02-25 10:15:52 +0000 UTC*extremely gay for this..*
The Sunroses
2020-02-25 07:45:00 +0000 UTCmmmmmm, very nice.
Servo Kamen
2020-02-25 05:23:26 +0000 UTCHnnnngggggg.... (I am totally quoting Susan's own workout grunts, and not at all anything else)
coredumperror
2020-02-25 04:59:41 +0000 UTCFor me, this is about as hot as Susan gets. The non-evil version, I mean.
Stephen Gilberg
2020-02-25 04:09:19 +0000 UTCSusan abs and Canon color for the hair and horns - delights all around!
McZed
2020-02-25 04:07:41 +0000 UTC
