Gif: PRONOUN TURNAROUND
"All this talk about 'pronouns' nowadays, it's BS. A man's a man and a woman's a woman... and nothing's gonna change that!"
2025-06-13 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
"All this talk about 'pronouns' nowadays, it's BS. A man's a man and a woman's a woman... and nothing's gonna change that!"
2025-06-13 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This isn't funny, Candice! You know how much I hate it when you turn me into a girl! Come on, change me back, right now!
What? No, I'm not gonna sing that stupid song again! I won't!
Sigh...
Oh, the boys love to see me flounce in
They swoon as they watch me skip and twirl
Dressed in pretty frills, and bouncin'
I just adore being a girl!

Come on, Becky! I swear, I didn't cheat on you! This is all just a big misunderstanding! Turn me back into a man, please?
Wait... where are you going? Becky, come back!
Come on, at least change me back into a man before you leave! Don't leave me stuck like this! Please!
Becky?
Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, June's password might just be a color that rhymes with clue, and also happens to be the color of the sky. All lower case.
And, if such a site even existed, there might just be a...
2025-06-07 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
TAD: So, did the spell work? Am I huge and hot and super-manly, now?
BILL: Er... two out of three.
TAD: I definitely feel different. It's like I can feel the power, that manly essence, coursing through my loins!
BILL: You sure that's not just cramps?
TAD: I bet guys'll be so intimidat...
2025-06-06 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR. OFFICE. DAY.
BOB is sitting down for a meeting with his BOSS.
BOB: You wanted to see me, sir?
BOSS: Yes, Bob. I needed to talk to you about...
BOB suddenly turns into a blonde, female version of himself. The BOSS sighs.
BOSS: ... about that. I'm sorry, but I'm gon...

"What the hell? When I wished I could be big and sexy, I didn't mean like this! With this butt, I can hardly turn around without knocking over the furniture! What kind of fairy godmother are you?"
"I'm not a fairy godmother, silly... I'm a fairy glam-mother! I use my magic to transform sad, drab little guys into big, curvy glamazons!"
"Well, this sure wasn't what I ask...
Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be a pretty red flower that rhymes with pose. All lower case.
And, if such a site even existed, there might just be an insanely hot new...
2025-05-31 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostAnother silly boy catcalls a witch, and pays for it with his manhood!

Craziest thing happened on the way over here. I saw this total babe bouncing down the street, so I slowed down and yelled, "Dang, girl! I’d love to get my hands on a body like that!"
She just laughed and said, "Sorry, this body's spoken for... but here's one just like it, all for you!"
Weird, right?...
2025-05-30 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
It's supposed to be ladies' night at this club, but the place is packed with dudes! It's kinda cool that the bartender gave us all a round of free drinks, but I came here to meet some hot chicks, and...
Hey, suddenly there are lots of girls here! We're almost the only dudes left. It's kinda weird. There were so many other guys, and then... then...
(Hang on, what was I saying? Oh,...
2025-05-28 22:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"Jeez, chicks have no idea how good they've got it! A guy like me can't get a date, but all a girl's gotta do is flash some cleavage and toss her hair, and BOOM, she's got all the attention from the opposite sex she could ever want! I sure wish it was that easy for me..."
POOF!
"Hey, what the..?!"
2025-05-26 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh my! How did this guy turn into a sexy lady, and what does (s)he do next? Well, there's a much longer, much naughtier version of this gif, and a scandalous little caption story to go with it, but I'm afraid I can't share it with you here. Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. Sorry!
But, speaking...
2025-05-24 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
When he heard the familiar clunk of the mailbox he hurried to the front hall, snatching up the envelope before his wife or kids could see it. He locked himself in his man-cave and tore open the letter with trembling hands. As he read the results he felt hot all over, a dull, heavy weight pressing on his chest. The news was just as he’d feared.
He’d tested positive for bimbo. 2025-05-23 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post

COLLEGE CLASSROOM – DAY
A gorgeous BLONDE GIRL in a frilly pink dress sits at her desk, chewing gum and scrolling on her phone. A NERD in a blue T-shirt and thick black glasses sits a row behind her, sneering at the back of her head. We hear his thoughts in voice over.
NERD (V.O.)
God, look at her. Little Miss Perfect. I spent weeks workin...
Okay guys, in today's video I'm gonna show you a spell to get the ultimate beach bod! Watch, I'll cast it on myself, and then I'll open my coat here to reveal my powerful, manly physique! Check out my bulging biceps, my chiseled chest, my... my...
Oh, my.
2025-05-19 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostUsually I have more requests for custom gifs than I can handle, but somehow this month I haven't had a single one. If you want a custom, hit me up ASAP! It's late enough in the month that I don't think I could take on the usual two, but I could still do a custom for at least one of you.
2025-05-18 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh my! How did this guy turn into a sexy lady, and what does he do next? Well, there's a much longer, much naughtier version of this gif, and a scandalous little caption story to go with it, but I'm afraid I can't share it with you here. Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. Sorry!
But, speaking hyp...
2025-05-17 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
"Come on, baby," he said, blocking her way. "Give me a chance. I've got what women want!"
She smiled and looked him up and down, a playful glint in her eyes as his silhouette rippled and his chest swelled.
"Yeah," she said. "In fact, you've got so much of what women want, you're one bounce away from busting the zipper on that sweater!"
2025-05-16 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
[INTERIOR - BRIGHT TV STUDIO – INFOMERCIAL SET]
Two overly enthusiastic hosts - HOST 1 and HOST 2 - stand in front of a cheesy display booth piled with stacks of blue boxes labeled MS. NEW BOOTY.
HOST 1: Fellas, are you tired of dating girls with boring, average butts? Wish your girl had a little more bounce in the back?

"Mother, what you're saying sounds insane!"
"I know it does... but it's true. The men of our family share a curse. When we turn 21, we transform into women. It happened to me, years ago. I was a man, like you, but then suddenly my body changed... and my mind changed with it. I became a woman, body and soul. I met your father, we fell in love... and I had you. And today, on the day you turn 21, ...
2025-05-12 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be a pretty red flower that rhymes with pose. All lower case.
And, if such a site even existed, there might just be an insanely hot new...
2025-05-11 00:25:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Trevor was an anime fanatic who tried to cast a spell to help him meet a girl just like Yumi Yummy, his all-time favorite sexy anime babe. Unfortunately something went wrong, and instead of meeting a girl just like Yumi, he became one! And the worst part? Now Trevor can't help acting like Yumi too, and whenever he meets a cute boy he swoons and gets a nosebleed while little pink car...
2025-05-09 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be a pretty red flower that rhymes with pose. All lower case.
And, if such a site even existed, there might just be a fun new gif waiti...
2025-05-07 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t get it… I was dominating Steve on the court, just absolutely humiliating him like I do every Saturday. Breaking ankles, draining shots, talking relentless smack.
Then we took a break, and I figured I’d try a sip of that fancy new sports drink he brought. Tasted weirdly good. Kinda fruity. Kinda... tingly.
Now we’re back in the game and everything feels off....
2025-05-05 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Scene: A nervous young man wearing a suit sits across a desk from an elegant but rather smirky blonde woman.
Blonde Woman: Welcome to Sweet Beginnings, sir. How may I help you today?
Young Man: I saw your ad about how you help singles who want to start a family, and that’s exactly what I need.
Blonde Woman: 2025-05-03 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, so of course I'd never do such a thing. But, speaking hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be a pretty red flower that rhymes with pose. All lower case.
2025-05-02 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
"What the hell, genie?! Why did you change me into a girl? I never wished for this!"
"Not out loud. But I'm the kind of genie who can read your mind, and I grant wishes based on what you really want. Saves a lot of time."
"What? But I don't want... I never... um..."
"You can keep trying to pretend you don't love this, or you can go spend the afternoon trying on some of t...

"Bunnygirl Fever is just a hoax! There's no way some virus could ever change a real man like me into some busty blonde wearing a corset, bunny ears and a cute little cotton tail!"
(Achoo!)
"Ugh. Stupid allergies, I've been sneezing all day. Anyway, like I was saying, there's no such thing as Bunnygirl Fever! Now, how about I hop off and mix up a nice cocktail for you, ha...
2025-04-28 16:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
This Tight Leather-tier patron returns for a blonde bikini babe-ification!
2025-04-27 16:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Crossing against the light, he was almost run down by a curvy blonde in a pink sports car.
"Hey, you dumb bimbo," he hollered. "No wonder you can't drive straight, with those big fake bazoombas of yours blocking the view!"
Big mistake. It turned out she was a witch, packing a wand. One little zap later and she sent him tottering down the street on nine-inch heels, his own all-too-real ...