All the men of Travis' family were afflicted with a strange curse: whenever they got wet, they turned into mermaids! Travis had managed to live a mostly-normal life and nobody at college knew his secret... until a girl sneezed at just the wrong moment and splashed him with an entire Aquafina. How aq-ward!
2025-11-12 17:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m telling you, this tradwife thing is the best idea anyone’s had in years! The problem with girls today is that they’ve forgotten how to be girls. Always whining about equal rights, when they should be focused on looking pretty and keeping their men happy! A man wants a good old-fashioned girl, a soft, sweet little thing who knows her place, and... and...
Huh? What...
2025-11-10 17:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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2025-11-07 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR – LIVING ROOM – EVENING
A small apartment. LUCY, a pretty blond, is stirring a mug of fizzing pink liquid. Her big, macho husband HOWIE is looking crabby.
HOWIE: That stupid doctor doesn't know what he's talking about. There's nothing wrong with me! Nothing!
LUCY: Relax, honey. Just because you might be havi...
My roommate told me to never go in her room, but I just had to snoop around and see what she was hiding...
I was reaching for a high shelf when a pink wand fell down and bonked me right on the head. I saw stars, and when I opened my eyes... I was a girl! Then the wand started sparkling, and suddenly my pajamas changed into a ridiculous little sailor outfit with a pink miniskirt, a giant pi...
2025-11-03 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR – COSTUME SHOP – EVENING
A young couple is sitting on a couch in a costume shop, waiting to get served. The BOYFRIEND is dressed normally and he looks grouchy, and his sad, fidgety GIRLFRIEND is wearing a cute little costume with denim overalls and rainbow knee socks. A pink neon sign in the shop window reads “Moona's Magical Makeovers.” The curtain beh...
2025-10-31 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh, no! When I wished I had what it takes to be sexy and popular, I didn't mean THIS!"
NOTE: This is remake of a gif I originally posted two years ago, using everything I've learned since then. If there's an older gif you'd like to see re-done, let me know!
2025-10-29 16:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post
"Ouchie! What was that?!"
"You idiot! I told you not to touch my magical artifact!"
"Omigod, relax! I only touched your stupid magic thingie for a second, and that little zap I felt was probably just static shock from the carpet or something. Like, magic's not even real, you big dum-dum!"
2025-10-27 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be the recyclable aluminum thing that soda comes in, a word that rhymes with man. All lower case.
A...
2025-10-25 19:44:00 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR. BEDROOM. NIGHT.
A macho HUSBAND sits on a bed stool beside his curvy blonde WIFE.
WIFE: Honey, we need to talk about something. You know what you were saying, about... um... opening things up?
HUSBAND: Yeah. I hope you're not feeling jealous, babe. You've been a fine little wife, but I just don't think monogamy is f...
Jerry had always been a terrible dancer. Just the thought of moving in front of people made him panic. You’ve got to loosen up, his friends would say. Just relax, feel the music, and let yourself go. What’s the worst that could happen?
So one afternoon, alone in his apartment, Jerry put on some sexy, thumping tunes and tried to "feel the music" and dance. The first fe...
"I used to joke that it was a shame we didn’t have our girls serving martinis around the office, like in the good old days. I was just being funny, but my assistant Doris didn't get the joke. She started reading a book called How to Get Ahead in Business Using Dark Magic, and next thing I know she’s the CEO and I’m the one getting ogled by the boys. I thought things couldn’t get ...
2025-10-20 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
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2025-10-18 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
EXT. APARTMENT COURTYARD. DAY.
A cocky NERD is standing with a casually-dressed and rather condescending GENIE.
NERD: So, can I make my three wishes now?
GENIE: Sorry, just one. There have been some cutbacks.
NERD: That's okay, I only need one. Make me super sexy, with a great body so I'll attract...
2025-10-16 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostI accidentally posted Wednesday's gif a day early, so this week I'll be shufflin' the schedule around a bit and Friday's gif will post on Thursday instead. The hypothetical weekend gif on my hypothetical external site will post as usual.
2025-10-15 22:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post
INTERIOR. COLLEGE CLASSROOM. DAY.
DUKE, a cocky football player in a red and blue jersey, is teasing LILA, a blonde student who is writing weird, magical symbols in a pink notebook. Other students are milling about in the background.
DUKE: Busy doodling in your "spell book" thing again, huh? I don't get it. Why do you wanna waste your time wi...
2025-10-14 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
When Albert ducked into the Cupcake Cutie Café during his Tokyo vacation, he was delighted by the tasty snacks... and even more delighted by the waitresses in their frilly uniforms. All hopped up on sugar (plus the sake he'd downed at a bar earlier,) he made a clumsy pass at one of the waitresses. She giggled, twirled her skirt and handed him a pink, glittering card.
“I'm afraid not, sir...
2025-10-13 16:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostThe hypothetical password for my hypothetical website somehow got borked up. It's fixed now. Thanks to those who alerted me!
2025-10-12 21:10:43 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be the recyclable aluminum thing that soda comes in, a word that rhymes with man. All lower case.
A...
2025-10-12 05:36:11 +0000 UTC View Post
LOU: How's the magic coming along?
DREW: Pretty good, actually. I've been working on shape-shifter spells. Watch, I can turn myself into a girl... Ta-da! What do you think?
LOU: Wow! You're... so... wow.
DREW: I look better as a girl than I expected. I mean, check out this bod! Kind of amazing, right? 2025-10-10 16:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
EXTERIOR. HOTEL POOLSIDE. DAY.
Two buddies lounge in deck chairs. A gorgeous, curvy Asian WOMAN wearing a bikini walks over to a nearby chair and begins gathering up her towel and sun umbrella to leave. The GUYS sit up, leering at her.
GUY #1: Damn, babe. You're so hot, you could be one of those k-pop girls!
The WOMAN turns her back...
2025-10-08 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"When Sebastien the Fashion Wizard asked me to join him onstage for a 'magical makeover,' I had no idea just how magical it would be..."
2025-10-06 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be the thing with fingers at the end of your arm, a word that rhymes with band. All lower case.
And...
2025-10-04 16:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The market was out of his regular vitamin water, so he grabbed a bottle of something called Bikini Bounce. The label showed a picture of a sexy girl in a skimpy swimsuit, and the slogan was, "A bikini bod in every bottle!" He figured that was just hype, something a bunch of ad guys had cooked up to fool desperate, gullible girls.
It wasn't just hype.
2025-10-03 16:00:40 +0000 UTC View Post
[EXT. CITY STREET – NIGHT]
Police sirens wail, red-and-blue lights reflecting across the wet asphalt. A line of squad cars blocks the street. Officers crouch behind doors, guns drawn, facing off against a sexy lady MAGICIAN who wears a top hat and carries a sparkling wand. OFFICER HARDIGAN (square-jawed, broad-shouldered and bris...
INTERIOR. LIVING ROOM. DAY.
As we FADE IN we hear corny old sitcom music. The living room is decorated for a baby shower. A pregnant WIFE is struggling to blow up an orange party balloon, while her HUSBAND sits nearby. The WIFE gasps and gives up.
WIFE: Honey, can you help me with this? I just can't do it!
He smirks, gives her belly...
2025-09-29 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has strict policies forbidding me from linking to NSFW content, and of course I'd never do such a thing. Perish the thought!
But, speaking strictly hypothetically, if I did have a patrons-only external site where I posted stuff that was too scandalous for Patreon, and that site's URL was my name plus a dot com, this month's password might just be the recyclable aluminum thing that soda comes in, a word that rhymes with man. All lower case.
A...
2025-09-28 20:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
I discovered the magic word by accident. If I said it I'd transform into a gorgeous blonde woman, and if I said it backwards I'd change back into myself. I was always just a regular guy, I wasn't really into girly stuff or anything. But being a girl, seeing that pretty face in the mirror... I gotta admit, it felt good. Too good.
Of course I couldn't tell my wife about it, so I started going...
2025-09-26 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
EXTERIOR. FIELD. DAY.
Two gruff male soldiers are standing outside of a tent.
SOLDIER 1: You heard the rumors going 'round about some new weapon? Supposedly it can transform men into sexy babes wearing bikinis.
SOLDIER 2: What?! That's the most ridiculous thing I ever -
Suddenly a bomb drops with an earth-shat...
2025-09-24 16:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post