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GITJ Tangent Story: SheVantage PR, by AgeoftheGiantess - Chapter 1

As our story at For Horizons continues in 'the modern day', we're going to take a step of indeterminate time backwards to look again at some of the behind-the-scenes machinations that led us to the world of 'Growing into the Job'. We here at theBasic are excited to give to you "SheVantage PR", which will be released in five planned posts over the next couple weeks here and at AgeoftheGiantess' DeviantArt<...

PSA: How Do I Read This Thing?

Good question. Growing into the Job is a bit of a beast, and we here at theBasic appreciate the viewers who have stuck with it over the years. For new readers, the best thing to do is start with "Book One" - attached here - which starts from the our very first, adorable little post, when GITJ was just a series of glorified captions on Tumblr. If you dig it, maybe - even if just for a month - subscribe to the 'Underwire-Support Class' tier to get access to download the rest of th...

Growing into the Job, Post 485: Lunch Meeting, p3

<<<Get a look at Melissa's new contract HERE>>

“Omigod yes where do I sign?!?!” I squealed, so so so excited to finally, officially, have that huge promotion they’d been talking about for, like, ages. Or at least the last few weeks, I dunno. I reached out across the table b-

“Shhh shhh shh hold on, hot stuff,” Ra...

Growing into the Job, Post 484: Lunch Meeting, p2

Melissa and Randi, each tall girls but still graceful, shifted in the bench seats they’d taken across from me at the restaurant. Both women were gorgeous, and the two of them together were a stunning sight…

…with enough cleavage to keep me utterly speechless. I think that was part of their plan.

Honestly, I tried my best not to stare, not to be the predictable, boob-monkey that I w...

Growing into the Job Post 483: Lunch Meeting, p1

The soft whir of my, uh, new car’s automated systems hummed to a stop, and I heard the gentle click of the driver’s side door unlocking, automatically for me. I thanked the AI - “she” and I had had a bit of a conversation on our way here - and my fingers lingered on the weirdly shrunken, simplified steering wheel. Did I really want to get out? Have this “lunch meeting” with Randi and Mel...

Growing into the Job, Post 482: People Are Still Weird

So, yeah, that was my conversation with Josie that Sunday. So much for a relaxing morning with coffee and porn at home….more fires to put out. Whatever it was that Marisela and Stephanie got into last night was totally above my pay grade but I figured I should do something about this group of people that just couldn’t f-in stay away from Melissa and were gathering outside the office. Anyway, aft...

Growing into the Job, Book Sixteen

We squeaked it in before the end of our fiscal year, before our printers go off on holiday, and before anyone got too snarly. Here she is, Book Sixteen of Growing into the Job aka Posts 389-403 assembled for ease of use. Please enjoy responsibly.

Coming Soon: Book Sixteen

Hopefully before year's end - our next collection of posts, for higher-level patrons.

Growing into the Job, Post 481: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, p4

The air inside Red Dog’s Bar was heavy with the aftermath of destruction and carnage. What had begun as a regular Saturday night for Kurt and his friends to prey upon unsuspecting young women had become a nightmare for them. Stephanie Wojcik, once a victim early in their careers as serial rapists, had grown into a towering nine-foot blonde behemoth with musculature and strength far beyond that of human and had unleashed her long-buried fury upon each of her former assailants - with a terrib...

Growing into the Job, Post 480: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, p3

Red Dog lay behind the bar moaning and bleeding, about ready to pass out. He’d just had his lower jaw blown off by his own revolver, courtesy of the gorgeous young woman who now stood on the bar with the entirety of her 12’ wingspan unfurled behind her. His mostly college-aged patrons scrambled around in a frenzied panic beneath her, looking for the exits like screaming children. In t...

Growing into the Job, Post 479: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, p2

<Trigger warning: fried pickles, gunfire, and female-on-male violence>

At the door to the bar, In the chill of the November night, the two young women stood alone. Voices of people enjoying their drunken Saturday rolled from inside.  

"I don’t know if I can do this, Marisela..." the tall, fit, busty blonde nervously repeated. Her hand was already on the k...

Melissssy Says: "The Perrrrfect Gift!"

Ooooo did u know u can now give Patreon memberships to friends, family, coworkers? Invite them here - I'd soo love to meet them.

<seriously - a gift would help support my work and grow our community. And, yes, Melissa would love it>

just go to https://www.patreon.com/stevebasic/gift a...

Growing into the Job, Post 478: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, p1

“What if he’s…not here?” Stephanie Wojcik asked her pale, darkly-mannered friend as the two walked the long path that led from the dirt parking area they’d found in the woods. They’d been hiking about a half-mile across the moonlit fields to get to the country bar, which had recently appeared up on the hill. Stephanie was dressed casual but nervous, on edge, her pulse matching the...

GITJ Post 477: SCRIPT

Wanna follow along with PSP's magnificent portrayal of FHMA's new Office Manager in a seminal moment for her relationship with her shrinking suitor? Here's our script, for higher-level patrons:

Link to the Original Audio Post

LEGEND:

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Growing into the Job, Post 477: What Did You Just Call Me..?

Something special from our Desk of Audio Productions here at theBasic, a turn in our story momentous enough to warrant more than just some copy. PosionSugarPill, our resident Voice Artist and incarnation of Melissa, has been kind enough to tackle the moment, and we have it here for you.

The script is still in post-production; we'll post it for the reading pleasure of higher-level patrons soon.

Enjoyyyyyyy and please visit PSP's 2024-12-09 15:25:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Growing into the Job, Post 476: A New Career Opportunity, p1

“Dear Ms. Monroe: I am Ms. Inviata Delseno, and I represent Lucia Antonucci…”

Jeez Louise I got a lot of DMs those days. Like, a LOT. I’d honestly started letting Randi handle them but the poor girl had haha a lot on her plate with everything I kept asking her to do and with, like, our social media blowing up. So, since I had a few free minutes after putting Jay down for his...

Growing into the Job Post 475: Sharpening the Weapons: Stephanie, Prologue, p.2

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Growing into the Job, Post 474: A New Valkyrie, Epilogue

Melissa’s new XX Behemoth was impossibly quiet for something so large, the workings of the electric motor just a low hum and its mighty wheels on the pavement sibilant. As we cruised down the road, its purr was admittedly soothing, but I couldn’t shake the feeling of how being in something so massive made me feel. The sheer size of her new SUV made everything else seem less significant, less real in comparison. And not just other cars, but the world around us - small houses, parked trucks...

Growing into the Job, Post 473: A New Valkyrie, p5

The glossy sheen of the paperwork had long faded into the background, the details handled with pleasantly mechanical efficiency by Elina, Sigrid and Inga. For an hour, the Valkyries led Melissa through the final touches of the sale: legal documents, app registrations, syncing the Frea 3.2 AI to her devices, and running through a checklist of features on Melissa’s new Valkyrie Motors ...

Growing into the Job, Post 472: A New Valkyrie, p4 (Elina's POV)

I had to admit, these two girls had really done a good job handling this customer so far. The task our Shield Maiden/branch manager/Marjorie had put in our laps seemed pretty simple: handoff the products while building and promoting the Valkyrie Motors’ brand. Sig, the gear-geek that she was, had been doing well introducing our new flagship car with all its crazy features and technology...

Your Valkyrie Sales Team in Motion

From the left: Inga, Elina and Sigrid. Say Hi!

Growing into the Job, Post 471: A New Valkyrie, p3: (Sigrid's POV)

“Are you ready?” I asked Melissa Monroe, our day’s most important customer. I made sure my voice was at it’s most melodic and teasing, though I already knew the answer; this girl has been preparing for moments like this all her life. 

We were all in position. The showroom was quiet except for th...

Growing into the Job, Post 470: A New Valkyrie, p2 (Inga's POV)

I stood as straight as I could as soon as I saw her, instinctively adjusting my posture to the Valkyrie Pose: chin up, shoulders back, twisted at the hips just so - and of course chest out! Even from a distance, she was impossible to miss. Melissa Monroe - the woman whose custom order had not only caused so much bizz-buzz around the dealership, but who was getting to be, like, a mini celebrity...

Growing into the Job, Post 469: A New Valkyrie, p1

“Oh my god, that was awesome. I just sold an XX Fury to one of my old professors,” said Elina Koskinen, chuckling as she came to stand alongside her two fellow “Valkyries” - the company moniker for the ladies on the sales team here at the new downtown Valkyrie Motors dealership. “And she got an XY Hjalmer for her husband. We actually had them both on the lot.”

“Nice discount,” ...

Growing into the Job, Post 468: As Seen in Forbes

Forbes Feature: 

Driving the Future Forward: The Rise of Astrid Nilsen and Valkyrie Motors

By Jenna Collins

In the span of just four short years, Valkyrie Motors has gone from a little-known EV (electric vehicle) startup based in the heart of Oslo, Norway, to a budding giant poised to challen...

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Growing into the Job, Post 467: Inspiring the New Generation

so, what we have here is a raw, down-n-dirty draft of what will be a final draft after RiF helps us here at the copy desk pretty up the product. The final draft won't look different for content, but might read a bit cleaner after it's run through for grammar and etc. Basically, it's a big post and we weren't done with edits, but we wanted all y'all to be able to see it. Enjoy, and we'll send out a notice when it's edited into its Final Form.

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Growing into the Job, Post 466: Inspiring the New Generation, Intro

I wasn’t exactly sure what Melissa had in mind when she told me we were going shopping. It wasn’t really something I would have normally volunteered for, given how things have been going for me lately, but, like any smart boyfriend, I knew better than to protest when she gave me that look. Though calm and playful on the surface, there was just enough edge to her demeanor that I knew it wasn’t ...

Growing into the Job, Post 465: Gifts

He’d been showered, he’d been shaved. He’d been clothed and brushed and fed. Now, thought his newly 6’9” girlfriend, he was ready for the day.

Him? What did he think? He wasn’t so sure.

Since his shrinking had begun in earnest, every hour seemed to bring with it some new flavor of humiliation, and each day brought something new that he could no longer do. Being mollyco...

Growing into the Job, Post 464: A Morning Together, p5

Melissa finished flushing the toilet, wistfully watching her boyfriend’s mix of pee and come swirl away down the whirlpool to…wherever that stuff went. Without missing a beat, though, and without giving Dr. J time to react, she immediately grabbed his toothbrush. She was still intent on helping him through his morning routine in the most Melissa-y way possible. Still wrapped in a towel, she smirked as she applied toothpaste to the brush, her large hands dwarfing both the brush and tube of...