Mami's "Just Desserts" (script + raw audio)
[blueberry, bursting]
Script, written by FruitFrakker
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Reminder.
Just fuck me up, fam.
To any content creators who still haven't opened a page of their own: you've got a little less than 72 hours before Patreon reems you with Ethical, Unbiased Business Practice™.
2019-05-03 22:28:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe Hungry Games [pt. 1/2]
i am never putting a ~30 page comic in the polls again lol
Next part coming in May probably. Current plan is to upload another audio story or 2 and then start editing part 2.
2019-05-01 01:04:42 +0000 UTC View Post100k Sunny and Messy Storyboard
We'll be providing voicework for RidiculousCake's upcoming 100,000 subscriber special.
It's surprising to think that an inflation-based YouTube channel's about to get a silver play button. 🤔
Featuring Dorn as Sunny (stringbean ponytail gal) and Brookasaurus as Messy (fat balloon nerd)
2019-04-28 00:13:22 +0000 UTC View PostCountry-Style Laughing Gas
[self-stuffing]
In which Harley Quinn builds up gas for 12 hours. But first, let's talk about parallel universes...
Narration - Monstrassa
Harley Quinn - Monstrassa
Written by ya boy nametaken, with art by johnwham
2019-04-26 22:29:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe Hungry Games pt. 1/2 [Early Ver.]
2long, 2big for one video. As usual, will be making a couple of touchups before it goes public next week.
Raw recordings will be posted while I'm editing the 2nd part.
2019-04-23 03:23:42 +0000 UTC View PostWaifu Warz! Poll #1
5 characters have been provided by our $15+ patrons, vote for your favorite in the poll below. You may vote for more than one.
Voting will remain open for about 48 hours. Good luck!
2019-04-22 02:34:28 +0000 UTC View PostCountry-Style Laughing Gas pt. 1 (script + raw audio)
[self-stuffing]
Here's what I'm working on editing now. I'll post a progress update on something for the less brap-inclined early next week.
2019-04-20 04:46:11 +0000 UTC View PostWaifu Warz! FAQ
- Waifu Wars? What? Why is there a Z? I don't get it.
The Z makes it sound cooler.
(It also means we don't get mixed in with anime Youtubers and Saltybet when you search the term "waifu wars".)
Waifu Warz are short audio stories whose main character is decided from regularly held character polls.
- How to participate
There are two roles in Waifu Warz: voters and nominators...
2019-04-18 06:09:58 +0000 UTC View PostStory Suggestion FAQ
Those in the $15 patron tier or higher may be able to submit stories for dubbing!
- How do I submit a story?
You can submit stories either through messaging me on Patreon, Discord, or deviantArt. As long as the story reaches me somehow.
- What will you dub? 2019-04-18 06:09:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Old, Busted Hotness
With the poll now closed, I'm glad to say that we will be enacting the proposed changes. Thank you to all who voted in the poll, I had imagined that the reception would have been more divided than it turned out to be.
Here are my current, short term plans:
- Expect some info posts regarding Waifu Warz and how to get your story of choice dubbed later this week.
- There's a considerable amount of stories that were dubbed but never made their way onto ... 2019-04-17 05:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The Poll
MAKE SURE TO READ THIS POST BEFORE VOTING KTHXBAI
Here's the rough of it: I want to eliminate story dubs that do not have SFX in favor of exclusively posting higher-end productions. Progress updates, WIP materials and early access would be patron-exclusive, while all finished projects would be public.
Pros:
- Far higher quality content
- More cons... 2019-04-15 12:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Monday's "Matters of Monetary-Management" Musings
I think it's important to start this post off by saying that THE PROPOSED CHANGES BELOW ARE NOT SET IN STONE. This will be quickly followed up by an interest poll including a TL;DR version of what's below.
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[Stories without SFX] won't be gone entirely, or even be phased out all that much to begin with. I just have to make room in the schedule for SFX stories and comic dubs.
The more I think about it, the more enticing abandoning SFX-less stories b...
2019-04-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostBlue Lagoon [ft. Purpleback Jane]
[berry, immobile, mild lactation]
Well shit, a story with multiple VAs? When's the last time I uploaded one of those? Consider this a sample of what I have to announce on Monday.
Story written by Fruitfrakker and thumbnail made by 2019-04-13 06:45:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Expansion Pack [pt. 1/2]
[drinking, liquid breast/butt/belly inflation, part 2 may or may not contain popping]
headset: on
knuckles: cracked
belly: swollen
Yep, it's inflation time.
Story written by RiddleAugust: http://orig02.deviantart.net/bf55/f/2011/149/6/f/expansion_pack_by_aellinea-d3hke48.html
2019-04-06 09:27:36 +0000 UTC View PostInterrog-flation
[spies, world domination, inflation]
I didn't do much in the way of April fool's here or on YouTube, but I did install communism into the Discord server for a day:
So that was fun. I guess that's tangentially related to the busty Russian vixen in this story.
Written by astral0blaze.
2019-04-02 07:15:06 +0000 UTC View PostAsuna's Forced Meal [pt. 2/2]
Gonna aim to post a SFX'd story sometime next week.
2019-03-30 08:13:14 +0000 UTC View PostCongratulations, you got your feedback. What's the next step of your master plan?
Or: "Crashing this page (with no survivors)".
Here's the general consensus I got from the results:
- SFX'd stories > everything else.
- Stories based off of images/sequences are pretty cool.
- More audio stuff overall.
- More public content, though this one I was already intent on.
And here's the changes I plan on making:
More SFX stories
I'm going to focus on getting a SFX story up more often than once every 2-o...
2019-03-28 19:53:03 +0000 UTC View PostSurvey Overview
A day's passed and responses have slowed down, most likely meaning that anyone who wanted to submit a response has done so already. I'll go through this question by question and provide what I interpret from the results.
Are you subscribed to the Swell Reads Patreon? If so, why? If not, do you feel anything is currently "missing" anything that would entice you to subscribe?
There were a lot of "Yes, because X and Y" (mostly "I want to support the actresses" ...
2019-03-28 19:46:19 +0000 UTC View Postsurvey weeeeee
Consider filling it out and letting me know what content you would like to see in the future.
2019-03-27 19:54:57 +0000 UTC View PostAsuna's Forced Meal [pt. 1/2]
Ahh, finally. A Jojo's Bizarre Adventure[tm] story.
Link: https://www.deviantart.com/caker19/art/Request-Asuna-s-forced-meal-558939751
2019-03-26 01:21:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe First Experience [pt. 2/?]
still don't know if this is going to end up being 6 or 7 parts, lol
2019-03-23 08:57:32 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon did an oopsie
I don't usually post takes on here, but what in the unholy hell is this?
Yep, that's a 60% relative increase just to have all the features you currently get on Patreon for only 5%. Oh, but don't worry, current creators get to keep their current features. Who knows how long that will last, though. BTW, the rates listed in the post are before they subtract an additional fe...
2019-03-20 05:22:29 +0000 UTC View PostZoe's Antics [pt. 2/2]
wacky LoL gnomes gain uncharacteristic amounts of weight
2019-03-19 03:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post$5+ patrons, would you like to see more frequent comic dub updates?
Title. If "yea" is chosen, I will post raw voice files and WIP versions of comic dubs in addition to the near-finished early access version.
edit: closed poll early because it was looking to be a total landslide, lol
2019-03-18 07:05:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe First Experience [pt. 1/?]
Slime psuedo-pregnancy lesgo
It's [1/?] because this thing's so long, I don't even know how many parts it'll come out to. Probably like 6 tbh.
Link to story: https://www.deviantart.com/feldusk/art/The-First-Experience-Part-1-779765658
2019-03-16 07:01:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Zoe's Antics [pt. 1/2]
wacky LoL gnomes do uncharacteristic thing
Link to story: https://www.deviantart.com/thewizahd/art/Zoe-s-Antics-789245114
Wizahd also has a Patreon. Consider supporting him there as well: https://www.patreon.com/Wizahd
2019-03-12 02:37:29 +0000 UTC View PostStar Attraction [Early Version]
Here's a something-something to tide people over while I work on the behemoth that is Hungry Games.
Like the last comic, I'll be touching up a couple sections before it goes public next week.
Link to comic: https://www.deviantart.com/shishiworks/gallery/66401321/2013-Star-Atraction
2019-03-09 02:03:52 +0000 UTC View Post