Hello Employees!
Goodness Gracious!
We did not expect our first YouTube video to be so successful. Thank you so much for watching it and subscribing to the channel if you have, but thank you also for allowing us to make that video by supporting us here on Patreon.
May is a big month of Patreon releases, we have prepared some fun stuff for you all.
On top of the lovely Adam VS Patrons episode which dropped yesterday, you can expect:
Greetings employees!
You might remember that a few weeks ago we held a competition, kindly sponsored by ace patron Intimate Ink. Whomsoever trash-talked Adam the best would receive a free gaming session, and a chance to publicly beat the boss at board games!
We received a number of fantastic entries, and so now we present to you the results, including runners-up, winners and the resulting games!
Enjoy this brief aspirational window into what it looks like to mingle with your...
2025-05-06 15:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, employees!
The poll is back. All glory to The Options.
In April we didn't give you a choice as to what we live-streamed; it was WrestleMania 41 Night 2 or the highway.
However, the poll is back and this time you get to choose what Adam will be watching with his special guest (drumroll) JON GRACEY!
The talks-a-lot boys are back in the habit and the date for the next Patreon watch-party has been set:
Sunday May 18 7pm UK | 2pm ET | 11am PT
The onl...
2025-05-01 13:30:03 +0000 UTC
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whistle from the start of The Flintstones intro
BlampCo! Lovely BlampCo!
We're a company, or so they say!
Launching on the YouTube
And the launch is happening today!
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A mere 3 months after launching this Patreon, we're ready to debut BlampCo on YT, a fully-formed channel, with a studio, two flagship shows, and brand-new formats in our pocket! Thank you so much...
2025-04-29 11:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, employees!
Welcome to our monthly meeting where we outline where all your kindly donated funds have been spent over the past four weeks, in the name of transparency, friendship and documented tax write-offs.
First of all, if you haven’t already please check out this survey about potential BlampCo merchandise:
2025-04-23 18:00:26 +0000 UTC
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Edit: re-uploaded the video as the audio was not levelled properly. This is what happens when your CEO Teri takes a holiday. HER FAULT! BOO! BOOOOO!
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Pay attention, your boss has THOUGHTS about WrestleMania!
Attend his WrestleThoughts.
The highs were high, but the lows were so goddamn low, Adam breaks down the entire card, and clarifies the all-important LEGO situation. Enjoy!
Then get back to work
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2025-04-22 16:00:48 +0000 UTC
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Greetings employees!
It's time for our AGM, as the showcase of the immortals, WrestleMania 41 hits our screens tonight and tomorrow!
PeteyPops Quinnell and I will be watching Night 1 privately with a bunch of truly EXCELLENT pals. However, for Sunday's Night 2, we'll be live-streaming our reactions and we hope you join us by clicking the video link above at 23:45 UK | 18:45 ET | 15:45 PT
Have a wonderful Mania weekend everyone. For one time only this year, DON'T get back to ...
2025-04-19 15:00:20 +0000 UTC
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Greetings employees!!
Ahead of our annual work outing to WrestleMania, your lord, saviour and boss has graced you with his impressive and beautiful predictions for this weekend's supershow!
What are your predictions for the big event? Let us know in the comments!
Then get back to work.
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2025-04-16 17:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Hello employees,
Just a little reminder of our CEO's seemingly innumerable talents, ahead of this Sunday's WrestleMania Watchalong!
Pete and I will be going live 15 minutes before Mania Night 2 kicks off, in a stream for all our patrons on the £10+ tiers!
ALSO for anyone subbed to those tiers, keep your eyes peeled for Adam's Mania Predictions video, which will be going live sometime within the next 24 hours!
Happy Mania Season, employees!
Get back to work
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2025-04-16 12:00:17 +0000 UTC
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Just a small update to say - LOOK HOW NICE OUR NEW BANNER IS.
Geoff, Dir of Kiosks, you've done it again.
Praise Geoff.
In rare non-Geoff news, WrestleMania is this weekend (non-wrestling employees, feel free to go back to praising Geoff while I cover this next bit) and we've got some lovely plans.
A predictions/fantasy booking/wishful thinking video will be released the middle of this week, followed by Night 2 Live Reactions featuring the one and only Pete Quinnell!
2025-04-14 13:00:57 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back to mandatory team-building!
The Board Room returns with Jon "Juan Grundy" Gracey, Teri "Why So CEOus" Limongi, and Holly "Nickname" Musgrave. All compete to wrest the title of Employee Of The Month away from the only one who deserves it, Adam "The Only One Who Deserves It" Blampied.
This month we're playing Can't Stop, a terrifyingly addictive game of pushing your luck and failing miserably!
Enjoy, then get back to work
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2025-04-10 15:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Top 10 Simpsons Episodes vs Top 10 Stephen King Stories
We felt a little bad that the last episode with Holly Musgrave ran long, but you made the grave error of reassuring us that you didn't mind how long we talked for. Well, we listened and this month Adam and Jon talk about their favourite things for nearly Five. Hours.
You are welcome.
Adam and Jon swapping Simpsons quotes, Teri telling us her favourite vomit story, and if you listen hard enough you might just hear a litt...
2025-04-06 15:00:06 +0000 UTC
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THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS. THIS IS REAL.
Kane aka Eric Storm has committed two terrible crimes. First, he commissioned me to reunite 3MB, the jobber squad to end all jobber squads. Second, he's allowing me to share it with all of you.
Jesus wept.
As much as this is some sort of terrible treason, I actually think I've spent 26 human minutes making this sort of work. So yeah ... sorry? You're welcome? I don't know.
I don't know anymore.
Get back to work
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2025-04-01 15:00:20 +0000 UTC
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List + Challenge = COMPETITION TIME
It's an extra special list this week, going live to ALL members of BlampCo (yup, including free members) for a one-time-only treat!
Awesome patron, Intimate Ink has commissioned another list, this time counting down 10 BoardGameArena games that I could absolutely destroy you at. Not only that, but Intimate Ink is pledging to sponsor a Board Game Session for April and is planning on donating it to one of YOU, so we're going to have ourse...
2025-03-27 16:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, employees! Thank you for your mandatory attendance at this regularly scheduled meeting, where I let you know exactly how we’ve been spending your money this past month, and give you a sneaky peek at what we have planned for the weeks ahead! Transparency, yay!
Personnel:
A BIG CHANGE, THEN.
We have another full-time employee here at BlampCo! Teri Limongi, the editor extraordinaire, the honking nightmare, the CEO, is All In for the foreseeable, and the company is ...
2025-03-24 18:00:14 +0000 UTC
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BOARD GAME CONTENT: ASSEMBLE
We're adding a new series to BlampCo, and it's called The Board Room, where we assemble some of our closest employees, and compete to see who will become Employee Of The Month!
The first game we'll be playing is that eternal kaiju classic, King Of Tokyo. Thank god it's Friday!
GET BACK TO WORK
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2025-03-21 18:00:25 +0000 UTC
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Hello employees!
Many thanks to Liath The Squirrel for commissioning this Fantasy Booking, what a lovely thing for a person to do!
This time letting Mrs Foley's Baby Boy ride off into the sunset on his terms, and a horse made of barbed wire.
Hope you enjoy, and get back to work!!
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2025-03-20 12:00:17 +0000 UTC
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Hello employees!
Time for some more wonderful BOARD GAME CONTENT.
Trust us, we're working on some super fun gaming stuff (inc a series we're planning on launching later this month 👀) but until then enjoy this brand new Top 10!
We love love LOVE Legacy games, and if you asked us which IPs we most want to be given the legacy treatment, there's so many that we'd really struggle. Thankfully BlampCo's wonderful patron Bryan commissioned this list and FORCED us to do it! Etern...
2025-03-15 15:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Top 10 Indie Comics vs Top 10 Studio Ghibli Movies
Hello hello! We're back for another episode of the Rad Time podcast, where Teri and I talk to a very special guest and we prepare two different top 10s of things that we LOVE!
This time around, it's Horrible Holly Musgrave waxing poetic about her favourite Ghibli movies, while Adam shares his most beloved indie comics, all for THREE HUMAN HOURS. Quality is debatable, but quantity is undeniable
Enjoy!
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2025-03-12 15:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone,
An update primarily for the US patrons. Daylight savings has kicked in, which means that the 7pm UK start time for today's Watchalong translates into 3pm ET and 12noon PT, not the previously advertised start times
Stoopid damn farmers
See you tonight!
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2025-03-09 14:00:17 +0000 UTC
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Hello employees!
Hot dog! It's time for our monthly team-building exercise, as we gather together to watch SOMETHING. This time around, we're watching some infamously shit professional wrestling, the stagnant rainwater of a PPV that was so horrendous that it lead to the #CancelWWENetwork movement.
Ten years after the show (which was also the first ever PPV reviewed in my guise of The Posh Guy Who Likes Wrestling) we return to the nadir of WWE's relationship with...
2025-03-08 19:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
This month's watchalong is scheduled for this Sunday (9th) at 7pm UK Time | 2pm ET | 11am PT!
We'll be watching the 2015 Royal Rumble and oh boy it's gonna be some hot garbage! If you missed last month's watchalong, here's a little snippet of some of the silliness you can come to expect, as I make a bet to try and remember every royal rumble entrant in the correct order.
It didn't go great.
Check back to the Patreon tomorrow when we'll be putting the watch...
2025-03-07 16:00:18 +0000 UTC
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Hello employees!
Honestly, I didn't think I'd get any takers for this Patreon's top tier, but Brett Klaczyk is a madlad and I'm deeply indebted to him for his support. When I asked him what he'd like his story to be about, he said baseball, so I can only hope that I did my research properly, cos I knew nothing about the US' National Game.
Brett was kind enough to allow me to share the story with all of you, so please feel free to take a SMALL work break to enjoy the latest work o...
2025-03-06 15:00:13 +0000 UTC
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WHAT A GODDAMN YEAR
Here's my review of last Saturday's Elimination Chamber, and hecky nora, some STUFF went down
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2025-03-04 16:00:14 +0000 UTC
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Well, goodness.
The next watchalong is just around the corner, and it's official - the PPV we'll be watching is the Royal Rumble 2015. Good/awful/appropriate/horrible choice!
How will I be dressed? Well, that's up to you. With time a little short, and the costume needing to be sourced, this poll will be VERY short, closing at midnight UK time TONIGHT, so vote while you can!
(stop pu...
2025-03-04 10:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday, everyone! It's the best day of the week!
Exciting times here at BlampCo, we have added our next full-time employee of the company.
Watch the video, then scroll down for more!
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It's ONLY BLOODY TERI LIMONGI!!!
Terrie is going to be a huge addition to the team, taking the lead on all things admin and producti...
2025-03-03 14:00:20 +0000 UTC
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Without going into spoilers in case you haven't seen it yet, but BLOODY HELL for one of those chamber matches I was SO DAMN CLOSE.
Alas, I did not manage to predict the correct order of eliminations for either chamber match, so here we are again, it's always such a pleasure, time for you to pick the choices for my Watchalong costume.
Respond to this with a suggestion if you have one and in a day or two, I'll pick the ones with the most likes (unless they're, like, racist or someth...
2025-03-02 14:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Hello hello!
Everyone looking forward to the weekend? Trick question! When you work for BlampCo, there's NO SUCH THING!
Elimination Chamber is on Saturday and here are my predictions for the final stop on the Road To WrestleMania. Let me know your predictions in the comments section!
Get back to work!
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2025-02-27 18:00:16 +0000 UTC
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Well, I should have seen this coming, shouldn’t I? After watching something nice, this month we’ll be watching a famously BAD show, and I’ve put together seven absolute stinkers for you to pick from.
The poll closes in three days time, Sunday 2nd March at Midnight UK time, and this time everyone only gets ONE pick, so choose carefully!
Hours of misery GUARANTEED! Whichever “PPV” “wins”, we’ll be watching it on Sunday March 9th at 7pm UK | 2pm ET | 11am PT<...
2025-02-27 12:29:52 +0000 UTC
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Good day, employees. At BlampCo, we love Mondays!
The last Watchalong stream was a big success, if you don't count me desperately trying to obscure my spandexed junk, and Test repeatedly trying to ruin my day.
Looking ahead to March's stream and I've decided, in my infinite benevolence, to give you even more options to choose from! Because there's so many to pick from, you can select multiple options this time around, and the poll will be open for roughly two days, closing mi...
2025-02-24 14:06:11 +0000 UTC
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