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Quinton Reviews x Oddheader collab (Attack of the Toybots compilation)

So this is the THIRD collab I have filmed for this video. This one I was able to actually film in my own home - for I finally got a YouTuber to come to me! This is my collab with Oddheader, one of my favorite video game journalists. We've been good friends for years and this was the first time we've been able to hang out in person. Out of all the collabs I filmed, this was probably the one where I came out of my shell the most. This 49 edit is pretty close to the amount of stuff I want to use...

Quinton / Billiam collab (Battle for Valcano Island compilation)

So many of you know that I'm working on a big video about Nicktoons Unite. Here are basically all the clips of us together that I plan to use in the video. As you'll hear, I had some technical issues with the audio. BUT I think this is a really fun feature and I'm hoping people will love this video once it comes together.

There's a specific edgy joke I make in this video that I might cut - it all comes down to if anyone REALLY defends it. It's the one we discuss cutting in the video its...

Henningverse 1964B

So this is a very specific edit right here. This is the full edit of the second half of episodes of the 1964 run of the Henningverse (which is Beverly Hillbillies season 3 and Petticoat Junction season 2). This is the final run of episodes that are in black-and-white - because of that, the joke here is meant to be that *everything* at this point of the video is in black-and-white. There will be a few exceptions, such as the pinboard infinity gag. But I'm proud of the jokes we do here, not to ...

Petticoat Junction train intermission script

So this is a script I've been trying to finish for eight months now. All the gray parts have long been recorded and edited. It's Part 4, pertaining to the model stuff, that is brand new and VERY long and detailed. I'm shopping this around to people to review for errors because it's a lot of stuff I didn't know about before researching further. But mostly I'm hoping it's just as interesting a story as I hope - this intermission is meant to be a century of film and TV history and I'm really pro...

Discord invite (Feb 2024)

New Pinboard segment: THE EVIL PINBOARD

THis is a segment I recorded with Dad today. It was one of our more recent ideas. Things are coming along really well behind-the-scenes right now, about four videos are coming along at about the same page... But I really think I can get them all out! Seriously! Imagine me posting four videos in one month.

This one will be contentious I think - it's kind of designed to test your patience. But I'm hoping for a small percentage of those who finish this one, it's the highlight of the video....

Brand new lore scene

So I am currently working on a very special video I've had on the back burner since 2021 - a remake of all of my Fairly Oddparents reviews from 2016-2017. This was originally meant to be a 5-year anniversary special, but obviously, with the iCarly mini-series taking off I missed that deadline.

I've had this in the works so long that it's gone from a video celebrating 5 years and 400k subscribers to a video celebrating 8 years and 850k subscribers! It's wild.

So what is this scene ...

New Discord Invite

Grow Up Timmy Turner script (finished)

I hope to record this tomorrow - this is the COMPLETED script of my remake of my original 2016 Grow Up Timmy Turner review. I think I've managed to cram as many jokes and as much analysis into this as is humanly possible. Tell me what you think, and if you think we're ready to go! (Note: If you try to correct "Tommy" to "Timmy" you're a poser)

April Fools - 1964A (finished?)

Well, it's almost time, yet again, for April Fools Day. Last year, I had a massive video planned to release but sadly I wasn't able to finish all the material in time. But with a year of extra prep work behind me, I'm starting to try and wrap up all the individual segments. Right now, the full video is about 35 hours long. I easily have another couple hours of material to write and add in. The goal, right now, is to try and brute force YouTube into letting me upload everything at once (things...

We Don't Talk About Dan Schneider - Intro and Outro (incomplete)

So, it's finally coming. This is the intro and outro to We Don't Talk About Dan Schneider.

The intro is completely finished up to the moment HotC ends. After that, the visuals are not done (obviously). The Outro is completely done outside of the credits. We are really quickly approaching the end.

Are you tired of seeing this yet?

A little preview of what's to come. Been cooking this one for a while you might say!

I managed to maintain some copy of the raw footage for this skit, so I'm able to redo this whenever I have a chance. This skit was filmed on a T1i in 2016 and it looks quite bad... But I hope that adds to the charm somewhat. Hope this is new to some of you!

I'm hoping this video will be a big hit, I always hear people mention the first Timmy Turner video as their earliest memories with my channel....

McDonald's documentary map

Okay, so I made this a moment ago because I was honestly bored. Pictured here is a map of every state in America color coded by their role in the final McDonald's documentary project. Orange states I have filmed in already (and might revisit some time), yellow states I am almost certain I will film McDonald's* locations in at some point, grey states I am leaving out, black states are non-continental.

This is an ambitious project I know, but it's gotten to the point that I don't want to ...

New Discord link

I've had quite a few requests for this, so I'll post the Discord invite a little early!

Fairly Odd Remake script

This is a little thing I've been working on occasionally for a few years - I'm thinking I'll work to get this out in February or March! It should go by pretty quick! :)

2024 Status Report

Hey, so I thought I'd celebrate two weeks of the new year by giving you all a big ol' update as per where I'm at right now and what my plans are for the immediate future.

So as many of you know, my life is currently being consumed by the orbit of three massive stars, one currently collapsing. These are: the iCarly mini-series, the McDonald's documentary, and the April Fools project. At the moment, the iCarly series only has one video left: me discussing the life, controversy, and legacy...

McDonald's Vibe Edit #1: Long Island New York

So as I'll explain in the video, this is my little attempt to start going back and editing down all the material I have collected from McDonald's in various places since I started this project. This one will be the shortest and the most ragged - I really expect I'll have to go back and get more stock footage later. But please, enjoy!

McDonald's Documentary preview

Okay so I know I haven’t posted a lot of previews of the McDonald’s video. The main reason is that I’ve been much more focused on filming rather than writing and editing. But last night I did edit this important moment - just to make sure all the pieces fit (and also because I hope it will be one of the best sequences in the film).

For context, this will go at the end of my Arizona road trip. The point here is to transition to the topic of space Americana. Right before this will b...

New invite link!

This one expires in a week!

Lil' Sam & Cat Show 2 - Secret Review

If anyone's got far into the new video, they'll know that I did the ol' "Speed up a huge chunk of analysis to annoy people" gag. Well, here's the entire segment played normal speed! So today, with this included, I have released over 10 hours of content! Hope to have even more next year.

Lil Sam & Cat Review 2 (Early edit)

This is what I'm working on tonight. As soon as I have filmed and recorded reviews of all of the Lil Sam & Cat Show, the next video is done. What you see here is not quite complete, as I am not even halfway through the remaining episodes yet. I'd love to hear what everyone thinks! I know this is a cheeky segment, but I will not be faking it. ;)

Sam & Cat bonus segment

This is something I'm working on. This will be a little bonus segent in the middle of the video. Please enjoy!

Jennette McCurdy book, full review

So this is not 95% done. All it needs is a few revisions, a couple notes, and a plot description of Beyond.

I'd love to know what you all think of this material. My goal is to record as much of this as I can tonight. If I can just record an ungodly amount of material in 24 hours, I'll be able to get the entire video RECORDED before I leave on my trip out of town. But I'm really hoping people think I managed to talk about this material without limiting its impact OR just stealing the boo...

Sam & Cat 3 - First 7 Hours

I uploaded this expecting a million copyright claims, so far none. So if there's a brief blip where you can't see the video, that's why.

This is the first seven hours of my next video, and the first new milestone for this specific material in a good 8 months. I really want to finish this video this month, but with me going out of town for a week on the 9th I'm not sure it's possible. Please enjoy and tell me what you think.

Reanalyzing iCarly from a new perspective

Disclaimer: Do not leave commented on the greyed out portions, especially if it's just minor irrelevant typos. The grey sections mean I've already recorded all that.

So I'm posting this same script again because I'm 90% done with a new section and I wanted to get some eyes on it. This is the part most people are going to be excited to hear me discuss iCarly from this one angle I didn't really tackle in the first two videos.

I'm feeling a little uneasy about this one, and again it ...

Jennette McCurdy book analysis, part one

So here we go. This is the segment I've been avoiding writing for over a year. Maybe two. This is the analysis of Jennette McCurdy's book, I'm Glad My Mom Died, part one.

The idea is this is everything I want to say *before* Jennette joins the cast of iCarly. I am considering recording all of this, by itself, immediately; that way by the time I've written more, an editor can be pretty far ahead on this material.

I'm trying my best to make this analysis appropriate and fitting. If ...

Full(ish) Nicktoons Unite Playthrough w/ Keyan Carlile

So here is a compilation of the segment I recorded with Keyan Carlile. The idea is that it's us beating the first quarter of this game, and I might use highlights of our banter in a full video.

At this phase, I'm looking for feedback on if y'all think this is interesting, what parts you think are funny, what parts you'd insist on seeing in a video, etc. I am starting to get really excited about this one, imagining it as a big multi-collab if possible. Basically, to channel Keyan, I want...

Preview of collab project

This is a brief clip that I might never actually use anywhere!

I want to do a video on Nicktoons Unite and the brand synergy sequels, and I specifically want it to be the last video I do before April Fools. But when we actually recorded the let's play, we were kind of burnt the whole time and didn't say a whole lot of funny stuff. But I'm thinking I'll still use parts of the play through + this clip, the gag of me doing a crossover for this crossover review is just too juicy.

Woul...

McDonald's update

Okay, so those of you who were here before iCarly or have gone through my backlog will know that I have long promised a long video analyzing McDonald's and specifically weird McDonald's in America. In fact, it was once a stretch goal on this very Patreon... Except, for some reason, stretch goals no longer exist.

Anyways. I think you will all be very happy to learn that the project has officially begun! Although quite quietly in terms of my online life, my friends will tell you that this...

Theoretical Garfield Movies video (poll)

Okay, so I am toying with the idea of working on a video reviewing Garfield movies. This video would specifically make the goal of reviewing every single Garfield TV movie, theatrical film, straight-to-video film, and even a few unofficial movies.

With this in mind, I have a conundrum. Basically, my Dad will be starring in two videos next year: one for April Fools and one for Father's Day. These videos will form a narrative of sorts, where I (Quinton) will be missing while Dad takes ove...