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Friday Prompt Poll - 26/05/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

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Human Resources Expert

In the training dojo where Tanya beat her mistress' harem to shape on the regular, an unusual situation was developing.

"A petition."

The sheer disbelief in Prince Geordo Stuart's voice was only matched by the jaw of Prince Alan dropping in even greater disbelief.

"Ah, I see, you're going through official channels then?" 

The only one who understood what was going on was Nicol Ascart, who was being groomed to inherit the job of his father to become the next Prime ...

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Wednesday Poll 24/05/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

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Anything But Saintly 5

Once upon a time, I dreamed of being picked up in Albrecht's big, manly, strong arms... to bask in the security of his warm embrace, and simply be comforted by the thought that he loved me, and only me, and we would be happy for the rest of our lives. 

But that was a route closed off to me forever, never existed in the first place. The person he wanted was someone else.

But in my dreams, like this, it felt so nice, to once again return to the life I'd lived, and maybe, just m...

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Monday Poll - 22/05/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was I Completed My Quest And Became An NPC! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

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Hotel Chaldea - 21/05/2023 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Jeanne Alter & Musashi

"This is a reference to something but I'm entirely too exhausted to put a name to it," you said as you looked at the glass with a tag that read "drink me" tied to it with a ribbon. "Well, down the rabbithole we go!"

You took the glass, brought it closer to your face and swirled the amber liquid, looking at it, fizzy bubbles coming up to the surface. 

Surely, you wouldn't be getting yourself in any trouble, right? Ritsuka had sent you here, and apparently, your services had be...

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Friday Prompt Poll - 19/05/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

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Endurance Match

The coolness of an armored knight standing on the peak of a mountain, arms crossed, long red ponytail gently swaying in the breeze? It could not possibly be understated. That said, admiring the undeniable coolness of the scene did distract the challenger from the words the Knight was speaking, muffled and tinny as they were spoken from within the fancy helmet with a badass shape.

Undyne had turned around, standing menacingly. "-when you're about to die!?!?"

Oh, right, that. That w...

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Wednesday Poll 17/05/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

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Anything But Saintly 4

Serious time was over! 

Festival time was a go!

"Dad, look! It's one of those street clowns!" I called out, pointing at a man dressed like a jester from my era, sitting on a weird wheeled device, juggling wooden balls with his hands, at the same time as he held a spoon with a white egg on his mouth, which he was periodically launching in the air, and catching back with the same spoon, using only lip movements.

I was fascinated by the equilibrium and dexterity on display...

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Monday Poll - 15/05/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers...

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Hotel Chaldea - 14/05/2023 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Merlin & Merlin

"Did anyone ever tell you that you guys sound kinda similar?"

"I've been told."

Merlin was a devilishly handsome man. Quite literally so, in fact - he explained that it was from his incubus side. His smile was said to be able to charm the panties off of even the most uptight of nuns. Even before panties were even a thing that nuns wore! "It's a privilege to share a voice with at least one version of my King," he said, bowing slightly.

"What he means is that he has pretended ...

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Friday Prompt Poll - 12/05/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

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Orcs, Elves and Beastmen, oh my! - By Tooth and Nail

The Beastman chieftain was a beaver woman, with all that it entailed. She had a large flat tail, dark brown hair, cut short down to her cheeks, very neatly at that, and front teeth that I could tell were larger and more forward than the rest of her mouth. Her nose was what helped me understand what a 'button nose' is and her big, round glasses were almost entirely white from her own hot breath fogging them up.

She was also wearing only a loincloth, her bare breasts exposed for me to see...

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Wednesday Poll 10/05/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

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Red the Conqueror 7

After a few minutes of waiting outside his room, Red was ready to just waltz in and show the two women that his patience had its limits, when he heard the voices call from within, one confident and loud, the other a bit quieter and slightly shaky, telling him to "Come in!!" from behind the door.

Red turned the knob and pushed the door, opening it and entering the hotel room, in which the celebration for earning the Pewter City Badge was awaiting him. The first thing that struck him was ...

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Monday Poll - 08/05/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was I Completed My Quest And Became An NPC! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

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Hotel Chaldea - 07/05/2023 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Koyanskaya of Light & Darkness

"So there's actually another one of you?"

Well, it wasn't really something that was so shocking. Ritsuka had confirmed that it was not impossible for others to summon servants, same as she did, and that technically, a servant was a sort of individually instanced copy of an original, in almost every way unique, yes, but there could exist another copy of the same original.

The foxy eared and tailed Koyanskaya introduced herself properly, this time. "You can call me Koyanskaya of Lig...

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Friday Prompt Poll - 05/05/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

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In Shining Armor

Every attempt was rebuffed at every turn. Sane people would have given up a long time ago. Sane people don't put on a technologically suspect armor and go out to fight crime. Dean Stansfield was not sane people. They say the definition of insanity was doing the exact same thing repeatedly expecting different results.

Dean preferred to call it insistence, persistence and perseverance. It sounded nicer to himself when he thought about it like that. 

It was the only way he could...

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Wednesday Poll 03/05/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

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Understanding Hentai Logic Through Questionable Psychology 24

Life was good.

And then your phone rang.

Not that it stopped Yukiko, her head bobbing up and down on your lap, a bottle held on her right hand, its cap on her left, while she was giving you a perfect, hands free blowjob. You hummed, patted her head softly, and grabbed your ringing cellphone.

You saw the caller ID was Mizuho, so you answered the call, resting your hand on top of Yukiko's head and guiding her gently while using the other to raise your phone to your ear. "'ello...

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Monday Poll - 01/05/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was I Completed My Quest And Became An NPC! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update today!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

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Hotel Chaldea - 30/04/2023 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Raikou & Tiamat

"A man with a baby on each arm fears nothing more than synchronized pooping!"

How had you wound up in this situation, caught with a baby on each arm?

Well, Ritsuka had come in and asked you to babysit the babies, handed you two bundled up baby burritos and then disappeared. You protested, saying that it's not babysitting, but she only cackled and left, a spring to her step.

And that was two days ago. At this point, it was a matter of pride. These were your babies. Even if Ri...

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Friday Prompt Poll - 28/04/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

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Gray Goo Domination Armor

Michelle was a highly attractive woman normally, but needless to say, the nanomachines that took over her body had made her into a work of art that transcended humanity, and reached into the realm of the impossible, whether it be the perfection of her physical form or the way that her spacesuit had changed.

Even if she'd always been partial to skintight bodysuits, nowadays, her outfit was almost literally painted on, and left anothing to the imagination, especially not the perfect smoot...

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