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In The Name of God and Country

"Oh goddess, I beseech you! Hear my plea and bless me with your infinite wisdom!"

Natalya was a paladin. A strong paladin! A warrior for her Goddess! She had made an Oath as a young child, and had upheld it ever since! To live for her Goddess, to slay the enemies of her goddess and to defend her allies, to uphold the tenets of goodness, charity, kindness and strength of character! Her goddess made her swear that she would defend the weak, protect the innocent and punish the wicked guilt...

Wednesday Poll 23/08/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

A Licensed Breeder in a Hentai Logic World 3

Getting to the point in a sandbox simulator where there's just that not much stuff left to do could in some ways be considered the "end state", where you've done everything that you can, achieved as much as you could, expanded as far as you were allowed to, and optimized everything to its highest possible performance... I find myself agreeing with this.

If for no other reason than it was the point at which I was considering scraping the entire thing and starting over from scratch, but t...

Monday Poll - 21/08/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was I Completed My Quest And Became An NPC! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Hotel Chaldea - 20/08/2023 poll

We're back to regularly scheduled Hotel Chaldea, so once again...

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Barghest

190 CM tall and with a build that put even the most yolked of bodybuilders to shame, Barghest cut a ridiculously impressive figure. In her armor she was even more frightening, a scowl could send an entire army running for the hills. She looked like she could bend an average man like a Pretzel, and for anyone who knew what she could actually do, that was a severe understatement of her power. 

It was hard to remember absolutely any of that in the face of her choosing to arrive at a p...

Friday Prompt Poll - 18/08/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Natural Advantages - Blondes Have More Fun (Naruto)

If you had told Ino, six years ago when she first started her journey into a ninja career that one day she'd find the act of giving a handjob to be fun, relaxing and comfortable, she would have slapped you. Three years after that, she would've stabbed you with a Kunai and made your body disappear.

It's only now in her adult years, after experiencing the horrors of a ninja career and what it truly means to be a human weapon at the disposal of her village that she can truly recognize the ...

Wednesday Poll 16/08/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

Red the Conqueror 13

Waking up to the sensation of getting your dick sucked is the way Red wanted to wake up every single day of his life.

Waking up to a double blowjob? Now that was just a bonus. As if by purely automatic processes, as Red came into the world of the living, his hands moved, and he grasped the heads of the two women between his legs. The familiar soft, straight hair that he could tread his fingers along like it was water immediately gave away Johana's presence.

The less familiar, slig...

Monday Poll - 14/08/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was I Completed My Quest And Became An NPC! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Hotel Chaldea - 13/08/2023 poll

We're back to regularly scheduled Hotel Chaldea, so once again...

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Ereshkigal & Ishtar 2

It felt like a relief to finally get to Ritsuka's office at the appointed time and to find her there.

You passed your children to their mothers, both of them asleep after what felt like an eternity of incessant crying while their mothers took care of urgent business, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. Loving them was one thing, but everyone needed breaks, even the most stalwart and patient of parents! At least you made sure they were changed and fed, you played with them as best as ...

Friday Prompt Poll - 11/08/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Orcs, Elves and Beastmen, oh my! - Bitches be Crazy

When it comes to fighting, reach is incredibly, unbelievably important. It's so important, in fact, that there's entire martial arts schools dedicated purely to trying to overcome a difference in reach.

And Regina, current top dog among the bitches of Radona's tribe, was in no way a master of any of those martial arts, and even if she was, most of what the Elves have taught me to overcome the size advantage many orcs have over me involves using weapons to close up the gap. I'm nearly tw...

Wednesday Poll 09/08/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

Red the Conqueror 12

After checking Elesa into a room of her own, Blue and Red accompanied her to her room. The hotel had plenty of vacancies though not in any particularly fancy room, and she had to get a room with multiple beds.

"I swear if I ever hear them call me "Electrocutie" again I'm going to put this fork in their eyes!" 

Elesa was full of stories! A lot of them were fairly hilarious stories of her childhood, especially when she talked at length about her struggles trying to break into t...

Monday Poll - 07/08/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financ...

Hotel Chaldea - 06/08/2023 poll

We're back to regularly scheduled Hotel Chaldea, so once again...

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho...

Hotel Chaldea ~ Anniversary Servant Tonelico

"I've been here over two years now and every time I'm surprised to find there's still more rooms that I've never seen. We have a teahouse district?" 

Walking beside you with a clipboard, writing things down on a clipboard as you did, Mana nodded, blond hair bobbing a bit, her big floppy segmented hat almost tipping off her head. It was still strange to think you were talking to what amounted to the ancient spirit empowering an ancient trading card from Egypt. And even moreso, that ...

Friday Prompt Poll - 04/08/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Wizard Brand Batteries

In ancient times, Wizards started their schooling at age 11, taken to a boarding school by the name of Hogwarts, which had one teacher per subject, and was sufficient for all of Britain, then all of Britain except Ireland, and now once again all of Britain, as Wizards removed themselves fully from the politics of the non-magical population of the world.

This served well for centuries.

And then the world's population started to balloon out of control, and the population of a couple...

Wednesday Poll 02/08/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

Red the Conqueror 11

Blue put down her cup, sighing in contentment.

Red looked at the chocolate milk he'd been served. He looked at it intensely.

"Is anything wrong with it?" Johana asked, putting down her own cup of chocolate milk.

"If it's about the price please don't worry about it," Misty said, "like I told you, I have cheap hobbies so- this really doesn't put a dent on my savings," she said.

"You own a motorcycle and a fishing rod worth a fortune," Blue pointed out idly.

"The fo...

Monday Poll - 31/07/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financ...

Hotel Chaldea - Anniversary Servant Special!

Now that the Anniversary Servant has been revealed, it's time to, as the meme once put it, fuck her (though not necessarily right in the pussy).

As our servant is a more relaxed and free spirited Morgan, you must now choose how to fuck her! Thanks to all her nigh unlimited power, she can facilitate damn near any fantasy, no matter how crazy!

This one has more options than usual, and for this reason, I will, as a special occasion, allow all of you to vote on multiple options, so ma...

Friday Prompt Poll - 28/07/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Equine Treatment

"It's hard to process okay!?"

"The only hard thing here is this big fella'!"

Daphne grasped onto Bellona's immense shaft with her hands. 

"Damn, I can' believe I actually did that. I've seen sum big ones but yeaah this? This un's a whole 'nother level. Are them centaurfolk like this or you just a special un'?" she asked, as her hands stroked along Bellona's massive shaft, licking her lips, almost visibly salivating, stumbling with her words a little, though her accent w...

Wednesday Poll 26/07/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

Red the Conqueror 10

Cerulean was a beautiful city, well worthy of its name and then some. Industrial parks, regular parks, water parks, you name it, they had it. Blue was the dominant color of course, and it was obvious that they incorporated the Cerulean River into the city, and even though it was an off season, its major tourist hotspot, the hill that overlooked the entire city near the legendary PokéManiac Bill's lab, was usually packed.

But not that night, no.

That night, there was only two peop...