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Hotel Chaldea - Trick or Treating

It's all about location.

Friday Prompt Poll - 20/10/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

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Further Experimentation Required

Sometimes, your world can change suddenly, without warning or expectations. 

For Carol Newman, her life had never really been stable or normal to begin with. To begin with, she was born as a rare, unusual existence. One in a million? Try one in ten million, if that. She'd been a drifter in her youth as a byproduct of her odd condition, one that had resulted in an uncomfortable degree of separation, a length of distance between herself and her peers.

Walls that she had painsta...

Wednesday Poll 18/10/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

Red the Conqueror 16

The Vermillion Gym was quiet. Had been for a while now. Nothing but the crunching of combat boots on tightly packed gravel could be heard for a good minute.

Until the blond leader was before his dark haired challengers.

Lieutenant Surge was huge.

Not regular "big guy" huge, not "fat", but nearly two meters tall and built like a fortress. He was, for lack of a better term, an absolute unit of a man. 

He had a very gentle, yet firm, grip, and despite the insane diff...

Wednesday Poll Results Delay

Sorry guys, I just feel absolutely terrible, I think I ate some bad chicken and it's just not sitting well with me, I've been feeling quite bad all day.

I'm really embarrassed but what I've produced just wasn't good enough, I'll do my best to have it done tomorrow, please accept my apologies.

Monday Poll - 16/10/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was I Was In The Hero's Party, But The Stress Of Adventuring Got To Me And I Joined A Low Level Party! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

We're doing tiered voting now, so ...

Hotel Chaldea - Road to Halloween 2

The road to halloween continues!

This time, we have a special episode which will not be posted to Patreon, and instead, be directly posted to Questionable Questing, Hentai Foundry and Archive of Our Own, as part of a special Halloween celebration.

This time, you do not get to pick the partner you lay with, instead, you will pick what costume the main character will wear to a costume party! The results will be different based on which one you choose, so choose wisely!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Consort Yu

It is not every day a three meters tall robotic dragon centaur man grabs you by the scruff of your neck without saying a word. Each one of his hands was nearly the size of your torso, and he had four of those, you could certainly be excused for not particularly being willing to offer much in the way of objections.

The weird robodragon horseman broke into a trot and within moments seemed to cross like half of Chaldea, always careful to go through empty space, which he filled almost to ca...

Friday Prompt Poll - 13/10/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Slimy Predicament

Imagine, if you will, the life of an adventurer. Full of thrills, excitement, treasure and a lot of boring walking thorugh empty caves, empty ruins, empty dungeons, empty palaces, empty volcanoes, empty everything.

But that last part was not usually what people thought of, no matter that it was the grand majority of their time. 

Aisha of Tiripolori, Adventurer Extraordinaire, was no stranger to boring walks through empty dungeons, in fact, that was almost all she had done in ...

Wednesday Poll 11/10/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

A Licensed Breeder in a Hentai Logic World 5

"Does it have to be right now?" I muttered to myself, as I looked over the app message. "Yes, yes, I know it's been a while," I added as another message arrived, then I tapped the button to send a voice message and began to record. "I've been busy, you know! Had to help a friend move, got a really lucrative short time urgent gig, had to renew a bunch of subscriptions and go deal with the mess someone made because of a misfiled paper," I said, pointedly remarking on the last bit, letting the m...

Monday Poll - 09/10/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financ...

Hotel Chaldea - Road to Halloween!

And now, for something completely different...

It's time for a Halloween Special! For this special, I'll be focusing specifically on servants that have appeared on or were featured in Halloween CEs, you know the ones!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Sieg & Jeanne

You were not really expecting to find yourself visited by Sieg, of all people, though you'd struck up a friendship with the lad beyond meeting up for sex with him and Astolfo.

"I got this from Assassin of Bla- I guess she's just Jack the Ripper here," Sieg began, correcting himself. He wore pink mary janes, black thigh highs, bicep-length white gloves, a black vest over his slim chest with a belt holding it firmly in place.

All of it would be perfectly fine, if it wasn't for the f...

Friday Prompt Poll - 06/10/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Experimental Success

Earth! A comparatively tiny blue jewel, located about two thirds of the way out of the SMBH-7 Stellar Megacluster, also known by the locals as the Orion Arm of the Milky Way. 

What a cute name they'd given their own galaxy. 

Maak'Ita thought the humans to be a fairly interesting bunch. They'd been discovered roughly five thousand years ago, and back then, Maak's people had been searching for potential worlds to expand into in the newly discovered Stellar Megacluster, and...

Wednesday Poll 04/10/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

Red the Conqueror 15

There were things that models were not supposed to do. Elesa'd had plenty of lessons in her time about a great deal of them. In general, her handlers, managers, instructors and producers would all mostly tend to agree on some that were rather important... for starters?

Being seen with men in public was bad, sometimes even if she was closely related to them. Hell the only reason they didn't give her annoying grief for going to her uncle Surge for training was because they couldn't really...

Monday Poll - 02/10/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was I Was In The Hero's Party, But The Stress Of Adventuring Got To Me And I Joined A Low Level Party! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

We're doing tiered voting now, so ...

Hotel Chaldea - 01/10/2023 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Reisalin Stout

A bright sun high above the treetops, a gorgeous view of both an enchanting, fairy-like forest as well as a lake so immense it might as well be an inland sea, and a quaint, rustic and old school cabin to spend an afternoon lazing about at. 

Unfortunately, you were not visiting this  place just to laze about. This place was instead something known as a micro-singularity, man-made, created through the process of Alchemy backed up with the power of a Holy Grail... or, in simpler ...

Friday Prompt Poll - 29/09/2023

Every friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Natural Advantages - Happily Ever After

Candles?

Check.

Scent difusser? 

Check.

Petals strewn about?

Check.

All the "we don't care if these get stained" sheets in place?

Double and triple check.

Outrageously, mind boggingly, pants rippingly sexy blonde?

Oh yeah, that's checked for sure. Checked out, thoroughly, all the way, from the tip of her toes to the top of her head, over and over again, repeatedly, all the way through.

Perfect, long and beautiful legs encased by...

Wednesday Poll 27/09/2023

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

I Accidentally Tamed a Trap Succubus and now He Won't Go Away 4

"Is it unreasonable for me to be upset when someone's blatantly looking at your ass in public?"

"Yes."

"No."

Mari disagreed, Ally agreed. It's unusual for Ally to take my side on anything, which goes to show what a contentious topic this was between the Succubus brothers.

A fleeting thought then crossed my mind about the fact that I'm going on a date with a man named Marius, and his brother Albert is tagging along... but most people would be shocked to learn they were ...

Monday Poll - 25/09/2023

Hey guys!

The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now to choose once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financ...

Hotel Chaldea - 24/09/2023 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Astolfo & Sieg

"So I was talking to him about it and like, he seemed to totally blank out on me yanoooo~ Oh, yahoo! There he is, the man I've been telling you about Sieg!" 

Koyanskaya's sigh of annoyance was so loud it almost knocked you out of your chair. "And then there's this-" she stopped, shook her head. "Astolfo! Your alloted time was fifteen minutes ago!"

"We're fifteen minutes late it's fine, it's fiiiine!" the pink haired humanoid hunk of cuteness and menace, the man who could make...