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Wednesday Poll Result Delay

Hey everybody!

Unfortunately, due to me having a... really, really bad day today, starting with my phone essentially screwing me out of my nearly 9 years old Fate Grand Order account only for me to find out I apparently screwed up keeping the bind code safe, and thus leaving me at the mercy of a support system that I'm scared won't listen to me, I just...

I just feel like shit emotionally, I'm sorry, I can't concentrate. My apologies, I feel even worse not being able t...

Monday Poll - 18/03/2024

Hey guys!

The last winner was I Was In The Hero's Party, But The Stress Of Adventuring Got To Me And I Joined A Low Level Party! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are...

Hotel Chaldea - 17/03/2024 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Artemis

The overwhelmingly voluptuous goddess of the hunt, dressed in an absolutely gorgeous set of white and golden lingerie, lacy and sheer in parts, decorated with a flower motif, fiddled with the camera set up to catch her front and center. 

To say she was gorgeous was an understatement, she well and truly fit the description of 'goddess', and her enchanting, bewitching beauty was as attention grabbing as the slight hint of madness to her twitchy movements. From behind her, you could s...

Patreon ToS matters

Hello!

As the guidelines establish in the Patreon Terms of Service, from now on and going forward, no content depicting any form of non-consensual sex, which yes does include dubious consent such as hypnosis and the like (except in the very specific instance of consensual hypnosis where it is established beforehand) and even content depicting consensual roleplay of non-consensual sex, will no longer be accepted as a prompt for the Friday Poll.

I will do my best to deliver as bes...

Friday Prompt Poll - 15/03/2024

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Fairy Odd Diet

When most people thought of a druid's home in the woods, they thought of a log cabin, or maybe not even, rather, a house directly grown out of a tree, using their power to manipulate nature and converse with the spirits and fae of the woods. 

Very few would've thought of a very modern home, a thick base of stone with foundations dug deep into the earth, giving rise to a home of brick, glass, steel and treated wood that only had decorative purposes on windowsills, the door and the d...

Wednesday Poll 13/03/2024

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

A Licensed Breeder in a Hentai Logic World 12

The clacking of a mechanical keyboard was the most audible sound in the room, but by no means the only one. The buzzing and humming of a modern computer could be quite quiet, but never truly silent, and of course, the much louder and much more unsubtle buzzing of a vibrator doing its work, on a young woman tied wrist to ankle, sat with her legs spread, and all four of her limbs locked in place through creative use of red silken ropes. 

Despite the fact that the brown haired young w...

Monday Poll - 11/03/2024

Hey guys!

The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier v...

Hotel Chaldea - 10/03/2024 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

Friday Prompt Poll - 8/03/2024

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Android Tamer (Monkey Tamer Quest/DBZ)

"That's- that's heavy."

"Very heavy."

Night was quiet, overall. In the far distance the sounds of some animals moving about, making a ruckus as they became active during the night, could be heard very faintly. Vast expanses of farmland under a starlit night sky were serene and beautiful to behold.

A pair of men sat on lawn chairs, on the terrace of a large mansion in the middle of a bunch of different farm fields. 

One of them was a mostly average and relatively b...

Wednesday Poll 06/03/2024

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

My Cosplayer Girlfriend Likes To Watch 25

If anyone were to ask Janine whether she preferred cosplaying eastern or western characters, she would tell you that her favorite was cosplaying, period. She didn't even exactly care about knowing or not knowing the character she was cosplaying, whenever she was cosplaying professionally she was given a script anyway, and she just tried to enjoy herself. 

That said, there was something to be said about the fact that, unfortunately, most of the characters from comic books from her h...

Monday Poll - 04/03/2024

Hey guys!

The last winner was My Pokémon Journey is a Young Woman's Training Record! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier v...

Hotel Chaldea - 03/03/2024 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

*You know the drill, lads, certain choices cannot be posted on p...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Mordred & Morgan

The noises of people became unidentifiable white noise as the door closed behind the parent and child duo, called to the office. The duo hardly looked like the mother and child they purported to be. 

The mother was a voluptuous beauty, with flowing and long pale hair, of a silvery blue color that enchanted the viewer as it trailed beind her. She was dressed like a professional woman, a tight white shirt, an even tighter black suit skirt, sensible black shoes, and the only accessory...

Friday Prompt Poll - 1/03/2024

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Hybrid Theory

Some live their entire lives, looking for a purpose. Some sort of nebulous high and overarching goal that they believe rules every single aspect of their existence, their reason to be, the motive for their birth... many, I'd say most even, never find it. The grand and great majority of all who live do so while never being quite sure if they are doing what they were supposed to do, if they were who they were supposed to be.

That... is not so much my problem.

No, not at all.

I...

Wednesday Poll 28/02/2024

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

A Licensed Breeder in a Hentai Logic World 11

Sometimes, you just have to go back to the basics. I remember hearing somewhere that once you find your center you are sure to win, now I can't for the life of me remember what exactly that was referring to, but going back to the start worked to regain me my confidence, and to be entirely honest, this whole thing is just bullshit self justification for what I'm about to do.

And that is... contacting my old schoolmates.

The first thing to do was recall the names of the girls that u...

Monday Poll - 26/02/2024

Hey guys!

The last winner was I Was In The Hero's Party, But The Stress Of Adventuring Got To Me And I Joined A Low Level Party! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are...

Hotel Chaldea - 25/02/2024 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

*You know the drill, lads, certain choices cannot be posted on p...

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Artoria Avalon & Lady Avalon

"You have to understand my doubts, not many people pass on a threesome with two extremely attractive women, and I have it on good authority it's not the butt stuff, so... what gives?"

Arthur, he who most resembled the mythologic idea of a King Arthur among all those who claimed that name, chuckled. "I've got a... prior engagement," he said, pulling his phone out of his white suit jacket's pocket, and flicking the screen on, revealing a message sent through the internal Chaldea messaging...

Friday Prompt Poll - 23/02/2024

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're ...

Techno Phantom

Music blared on an old, busted up bar at the very bottom of an immensely large tower, sixteen floors underground, and sixty four floors underneath the toxcloud cover. In this long abandoned, long forgotten and long ignored corner of the world, there was a group of people. They called them Runners, Ghosts, Agents, Operators, Enforcers and most commonly, expendable. 

They were the dregs and refuse of society, or so some said, but also, the favorite playtoy of the most elite among the...

Wednesday Poll 21/02/2024

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

You have the power, beloved customers!

My townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

My Cosplayer Girlfriend Likes To Watch 24

"It's nice to take a break of all the work and just go out and spend time together, isn't it?"

Janine was as right as she could ever possibly be, it was indeed, very nice to go out together and just go out on a date like a normal couple, rather than being caught up in work, or constantly traveling all over the place because her day job required her to be on the move. After all, even if it was a fraction of where her income came from, Janine quite enjoyed going to cons and cosplaying the...

Monday Poll - 19/02/2024

Hey guys!

The last winner was I Was In The Hero's Party, But The Stress Of Adventuring Got To Me And I Joined A Low Level Party! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are...