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Friday Prompt Poll - 12/09/2025

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~<...

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Youkai's Blessing in this Dangerous World (Konosuba/Touhou)

Let it never go unsaid that Satou Kazuma did not die doing what was right!..

In his mind, anyway.

The less said about the actual circumstances of his death, the better, especially since the bitch of a goddess assigned to handle his reincarnation spent a good twenty minutes just making fun of him for it. Humiliating though it might be, he had died, and he had to treat his reincarnation with some seriousness.

About three hours of seriousness, as he perused dozens upon dozens o...

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Wednesday Poll 10/09/2025

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week. In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10.

Capitalism, ho!

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I Said No Human Sacrifices, Dammit! 17

My eyes opened.

The scent of cooked meat and delicious fruit wafted to my nostrils, and I observed as the feast was set in front of me.

"I cannot conceive of it; your plan actually worked!"

Humans milled about, especially, a small woman in glasses, alongside a bigger woman with dark skin and a man who wore glasses similar to the small woman, though of significantly worse make.

"I am awakened!" I called, as I reached with my hand to the huge platter of food set before m...

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Monday Poll - 08/09/2025

Hey guys!

The last winner was the Pokémon Journey Quest! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10. Capitalism, ho!

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Hotel Chaldea - 07/09/2025 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting! Townsfolk have their votes be worth one, investors three, and financiers five!

*The option marked with an asterisk will be posted directly and not go through patreon*

Cap...

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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Artoria (Alter) & Jeanne (Alter)

In a dark room, two women, pale as can be, were changing themselves, while philosophy happened.

They discussed many things, among them, the nature of truth.

There are certain truths about the universe that cannot be negated. Mass attracts mass. An object in motion tends to stay in motion. Someone, somewhere, will always find a way to ruin nice things.

But the most important truth of them all, the very lynchpin upon which all reality was fastened, the one inmutable fact that ...

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Friday Prompt Poll - 05/09/2025

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~<...

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Fucked Black and Purple

"Isn't it interesting that Lonely Heart over here is the one who has the most yuribait teasing of all of us, and yet, she was the one who got the spinoff where she was presented as a romantic option for a male player character?"

Purple Heart's thumbs were moving so fast it was almost hard to follow her words from just how enrapturing her gameplay was. Or maybe that was the fact that the player's dick was inside her as she spoke, while she sat on his lap, that made it impossible for him ...

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Wednesday Poll 03/09/2025

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week. In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10.

Capitalism, ho!

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I Said No Human Sacrifices, Dammit! 16

While the Dragon slept, life moved on around him.

Among them were people like Finoli.

Finoli was a lumberjack. Finoli was the best lumberjack, in fact. He could fell a tree in the least swings of his axe, he could carry the biggest logs, and he could clean and cut them to the best of shapes. His father had been the best lumberjack before him, and his mother, may she find rest beneath the shade of the Dragon's Wings, had been among the first women to learn how to read and write, so...

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Monday Poll - 01/09/2025

Hey guys!

The last winner was the Pokémon Journey Quest! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10. Capitalism, ho!

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Hotel Chaldea - 31/08/2025 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting! Townsfolk have their votes be worth one, investors three, and financiers five!

*The option marked with an asterisk will be posted directly and not go through patreon*

Cap...

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Friday Prompt Poll - 29/08/2025

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~<...

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Evolution's Own Reward

Victory never comes free.

To save all of humanity, he became a monster, giving up everything that made him the man he once was., and trading it for infinite limbs and a squishy, indestructible body. What was once a man had became a massive mass of writhing tentacles, somewhat gelatinous, very slimy, and unbelievably strong and durable.

Enough to defeat a thirty stories tall dinosaur with lightning breath, high speed regeneration and immense durability.

But the Hero was not ...

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Wednesday Poll 27/08/2025

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week. In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10.

Capitalism, ho!

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I Said No Human Sacrifices, Dammit! 15

They say you should try to live your dreams.

I had a dream wherein I would be a big, strong and mighty dragon, governing a dragon cult that worshiped me as a god.

"Hm, not quite there, scrub a little harder, and a little deeper- oh, yeah, right there, don't stop!"

I don't purr. The sound coming out of my throat is not a purr, it is a low frequency... uhm... Growl?

Yeah we'll go with that.

"Is that better great one?"

I think I'm most of the way through to h...

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Monday Poll - 25/08/2025

Hey guys!

The last winner was the Pokémon Journey Quest! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10. Capitalism, ho!

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Hotel Chaldea - 24/08/2025 poll

This is a special gift poll for someone who's been supporting me for a long time.

We're back to regular schedule next poll, but for now, please choose your destiny!

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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Olga Marie Animusphere

Olga Marie had once been the Director of Chaldea. Daughter of its founder and creator, and yet, she had been born unable to take part in its field operations. She had also had quite the harsh life. Growing up as a magus was already not a desirable childhood.

In some ways, the neglect she had been subjected to was at least better than the alternative, but, even so, she had an especially harsh time growing up, and even as she had finally found a role as the director of the organization th...

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Friday Prompt Poll - 22/08/2025

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~<...

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Raising Morale

To become a Super Soldier was to become a shining example of all that humanity stood for, it was in the name itself, they were beyond normal folks, they were beacons of hope, of strength and of sacrifice. They stood tall, armored and armed, bigger than most, stronger than all but another Super Soldier, disciplined, well trained and dedicated to the cause.

Many squads almost revered them more than they did religious figures, they were often the makers or breakers, they would be the diffe...

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Wednesday Poll 20/08/2025

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week. In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10.

Capitalism, ho!

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I Said No Human Sacrifices, Dammit! 14

Aqua's skin was strange to the touch.

Not fully human, yet having neither the toughness of scales nor the firmness of hide. She was large in comparison to humans, but even so, she fit entirely within my hand. Her face peeked at me from between my scales as I pinned her down, peering curiously at me, head slightly tilted.

She seemed to be about as unsure of what I was doing, as I was. Of course, she probably wasn't very familiar with doing it in human form.

"You should ensure...

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Monday Poll - 18/08/2025

Hey guys!

The last winner was the Retired Sage Quest! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10. Capitalism, ho!

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Hotel Chaldea - 17/08/2025 poll

Alright chums.

It's time.

Let's do this.

This one is for everyone, anyone who wants to vote, can vote, because it's the anniversary, and it's only right.

Fuck Olga. She deserves it after all she's been through.

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Hotel Chaldea Ep. Ereshkigal 3

"WHY'S IT ALWAYS MY BUTT!!"

A defenseless and vulnerable anus was a gift to be sampled, savored and enjoyed thoroughly and to the fullest extent that a human being could even enjoy another's rear end.

To exploit such vulnerability was simply providence.

Rules of nature so strong, omnipotent and almighty that not even a Goddess, an existence that usually transcended the world's rules and laws, couldn't defy the simple and straightforward principle of anal domination.

"...

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Friday Prompt Poll - 15/08/2025

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~<...

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Purah's Return To Form

Purah ran the lipstick down her lips, a deep red like a bright cherry, then when she was done covering her top and bottom lip quite thoroughly, she pressed them together and rubbed them a little harder than would be advisable, pressing them together enough so they stuck, and then with a loud smack she opened her mouth and then closed it again, rapidly.

Her lips curled up into a red smirk, and she closed the compact. It looked perfect. The lipstick was a relatively recent invention, an a...

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Wednesday Poll 13/08/2025

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week. In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10.

Capitalism, ho!

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