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Hotel Chaldea - 11/08/2024 poll

Choose your destiny!

If you've got any suggestions or ideas, please don't be afraid to post your suggested scenario~ Just give me one or two girls and a basic guideline of the scenario!

Whether it be Fate servants or crossover characters, all of it is welcome!

We're doing tiered voting now, so all my townsfolk have their votes be worth one, my investors three, and my financiers five!

Capitalism, ho!

(back to your regularly scheduled Hotel Chaldea)

*Prismati...

Hotel Chaldea Anniversary Special Ep. Ereshkigal

It wasn't too complicated an affair. With everyone busy, it was near impossible to get your rocks off. Not even your secretary, your assistant, or the permanent employees of your department were available, because as it turns out Summer is the busiest season in every department.

Well, luckily, you still had access to the hotel, and apparently, Ritsuka had already left orders that you were not to be charged, not even the employee rate, apparently as an apology for basically leaving you w...

Friday Prompt Poll - 09/08/2024

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're doing...

Idol Graduation Party

There's an unfortunately hard rule that nobody can ever avoid.

Popularity is fleeting.

Kasugano Reina knew that all too well, because she lived and died based on her popularity, and maintaining it, cultivating it, growing it and improving it had been the routine of her life for the past ten years. Ever since she was eight years old, when her talents for singing, dancing and generally being cute managed to land her some success, she had been living the life of an idol.

Some w...

Wednesday Poll 07/08/2024

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10.

Capitalism, ho!

And Then The Elven Nation Attacked 6

Neem was, as had become the norm, was by my side, and her comforting presence was making me a lot more calm.

"She's very earnest," I said as we both watched Meltriss go through the series of exercises that I had copied off of my previous world's internet. Of course, whether this is genuinely how US Marines train is up to whether the videos I found online are legit or not, but, well, either way, I would need to find a way to massively increase the difficulty of these exercises. Natural g...

Monday Poll - 05/08/2024

Hey guys!

The last winner was the Retired Sage quest! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10. Capitalism, ho!

Hotel Chaldea - 04/08/2024 - Anniversary Special

Now that we know who the anniversary servant is...

Ereshkigal shall be the star of today's special!

Choose how to fuck her!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Koyanskaya 4

In hindsight, when something seems too good to be true, you should always assume it is in fact not true.

Koyanskaya being quiet and unproblematic for too long was suspicious. She hadn't even messed up on purpose in order to motivate you to punish her by reaming her from behind hard and rough the way she liked it, while pretending she totally didn't love every moment she spent getting fucked bent over your desk.

However...

Things had finally come to a head, after spending som...

Friday Prompt Poll - 02/08/2024

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're doing...

Shitty Brat Reeducation Protocol

"Hold on there, miss Hanasaki, where exactly do you think you're going?"

School was a place of rules, regulations, propriety and safety. It was supposed to be an institution of learning, not just academic topics, but also a variety of life lessons, social instruction and a multitude of other lessons, some of which were universally handy, some of which would apply only if the student wanted to follow the niche they fit in, and others still would be simple stepping stones to learn other ...

Wednesday Poll 31/07/2024

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10.

Capitalism, ho!

Red the Conqueror 24

Erika had a private garden, open air and covered by a combination of fencing and very tall trees, preventing anyone even those in the high terraces and from the skyscrapers of Celadon from being able to peer into it. Which wasn't terribly surprising, given that she was a Grass Pokémon expert and with the help of Grass type Pokémon, it wasn't too difficult to do some landscaping and gardening.

It was nice, it was cozy, it was large and it was private. There was a large gazebo with a t...

Monday Poll - 29/07/2024

Hey guys!

The last winner was the Retired Sage quest! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10. Capitalism, ho!

Hotel Chaldea - 28/07/2024 - Final Anniversary Lead Up Poll

Once More, with Feeling!

This time, it'll be kept purely "in-house" so to speak, with the members of the Debt Collections Department

Stories marked with * will be released directly to the public and will not be posted to Patreon.

Hotel Chaldea Ep. 2B

How, exactly, one winds up in a Japanese style house, surrounded by a ruined husk of a city that was once one of the biggest population centers in the world, seated on tatami, legs spread, with an inhumanly pretty and perfect white haired woman wearing a blindfold between one's legs, lovingly and devotedly sucking on one's cock while massaging one's balls with one hand and caressing her large and full pregnant belly with the other, well, that was a question anyone would've liked to know.

Friday Prompt Poll - 26/07/2024

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're doing...

Bound Hunger

Everything was absolutely, 100% fine. No problems whatsoever. None at all.

Yep.

No problems to be seen anywhere no matter how hard one looked, no matter if you were the greatest detective the world ever did see, or the greatest workplace inspector the world ever did see, you would not be able to find a single, solitary problem currently going on.

Do ignore the... questionable situation of the young lady, or at least she looked like a young lady anyway, stuck in place becaus...

Wednesday Poll 24/07/2024

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10.

Capitalism, ho!

A Licensed Breeder on a Hentai Logic World 15

Yoko was an undoubtedly beautiful woman.

The love hotel had a shower with glass walls that fogged up and only let us see each other's figure as we showered, and I'm sure she saw that I'm already hard. I've been building up to this, preparing for this, getting ready for her specifically. I can feel the pressure of her gaze on my cock as I shower, and I deliberately stood in such a position that she could most likely see the silhouette of my cock, blurry as it might've been, on the glass....

Delay on Wednesday poll

Everyone, I have to apologize once again on this fine and cold-ass day

I couldn't finish in time and unfortunately a combination of exhaustion catching up to me and the fact that I still can't move back into my house due to the construction work not quite finishing (still need to wait for some things to dry, the bathroom to be finished and the painting to be done, which I still haven't paid for so yeah I'm kinda cooked there) has left me just wiped.

I feel like an absolute buffoon...

Monday Poll - 22/07/2024

Hey guys!

The last winner was the Pokémon Journey quest! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10. Capitalism, ho!

Hotel Chaldea - 21/07/2024 - Anniversary Lead Up poll 3

In the spirit of continuing to do unusual things with the polls as we wait for the anniversary...

This is Crossover Week!

Hotel Chaldea wants to test out the limits of its interdimensional capacity, and so, now you will have to choose from these non-Fate set scenarios!

Hotel Chaldea Ep. Artoria Pendragon

King Arthur was the heir of Uther Pendragon, born to be King, who had drawn the Sword of Selection from the Stone, rightful ruler of all Britons, the Once and Future King of Man, wielder of Excalibur, of Rhongomyniad, owner of many other treasures, guardian chosen by the world itself, favorite of the Fae and a variety of other wonderful titles.

Or at least, that's how it was supposed to be.

Merlin, who saw no means through which Britain could be saved from its destiny to be eventu...

Friday Prompt Poll - 19/07/2024

Every Friday, you get to choose!

Please post prompts you wish to see on the next poll here, or in the finished product when it's posted next Friday!  You can check a short explanation for each idea, as well as who suggested it, over here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vNs0Lp1WUf3OephGRl8YuPE9ggaAeGr7TWD0SKVksLg

Remember~

We're doing...

DMG Report: It's Not About Damage

The Pharaoh was an old soul. An old, bored and lonely soul. A soul that had spent ages asleep, caught in the eternal boredom of his impossibly complex and labyrinthine soul, wandering the infinite vastness of the Millenium Puzzle.

Thus, the nameless Pharaoh would relish and cherish any opportunities to alleviate his boredom while he waited to meet with the soul that would finally free him from the darkness he was caught in, that would bring him to the light of the world of the living an...

Wednesday Poll 17/07/2024

Decide which story will get a new chapter published next week~ In case of a tie, the story that's gone longest without an update will tiebreak~

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10.

Capitalism, ho!

Red the Conqueror 23

Red and Blue, Latios and Latias, trainers and their Pokémon who fought together as one, a strange pair of pairs, sibling dragons belonging to a pair of trainers that didn't quite know where the line between lovers and friends really lay, and neither really cared all that much.

Before them was a challenge mightier than any other they had encountered thus far. A powerful pair of beasts commanded by a man who was more beast than person himself, the kingpin of all crime in all of Kanto, Le...

Monday Poll - 15/07/2024

Hey guys!

The last winner was the Pokémon Journey quest! Now, it's time to decide once more!

Monday is Quest Day, and that means, you get to choose which of my quests gets an update next week!

Free Members' votes are worth 1, Townsfolk votes are worth 2, Investor votes are worth 4 and Financier votes are worth 10. Capitalism, ho!

Hotel Chaldea - 14/07/2024 - Anniversary Lead Up poll 2

We continue the lead up to the anniversary!

This time, we shall focus on the face of the franchise.

The King of Knights awaits for you, choose a scenario, and enjoy it!

>Queen of Knights
Artoria Pendragon refuses to pretend to be a man to be King, and becomes the Queen of Britons. As her King Consort, it is your duty to help her relax after a hard day's work.

>Succubus King
In a timeline where Merlin was the one who raised Artoria, and her lust appears...