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MASSively EFFECTive!

Keeping the cospaly going, here is Mass Effect costume I talked about in the video I posted today! This was based on an alternate version of James Vega’s armour but clearly I did not shave my head lol. Not for a cosplay that was only for one day. If you want more info on this, I suggest you watch the video! This costume was basically the one that showed me what cospaly was!

Lets Talk about Cosplay!

In this episode we are diving into the who, what, where, when, and why, of my start in the cosplay world! I've answered this question many times, in many different ways, so this is likely to be kinda familiar to a lot of you. Unfortunately, as is the case with most comic books, I  LOVE a retelling of an origin story! Sit back, relax, and let me tell you a tale as old as time!

Wash up!

Remeber folks, in order to stop the spread of covid-19 we really have to focus on proper hygiene. Make sure you wash up real nice and make sure you scrub all over. Sadly there were a few places I couldn’t reach. Likely because I forgot to take the clothes off. Oh well. Make next time I’ll have to take them off! Thanks to Shaun for creating this fantastic series!

The Beginning of Aquahamm!

Not only was this my 3 cospaly ever, it was also another one of those “Halloween costumes turned costume”! The first time I did an Aquaman costume it was for a Halloween party (I can’t find a picture of it) and not a single ducking person knew who I was. It was a bit upsetting but I was still super proud. Fast forward about... 2 years and BOOM, a full ass Aquaman costume! I remeber durring the construction of this costume the picture on the right went pretty viral. This was long before ...

All Evil Baby!

One of my favourite series of ALL time is The Evil Dead. I’ve been obsessed with it since before I was old enough to be watching it so when it came to costume ideas I knew I had to do Ash Williams! This was such a simple costume but because I wasn’t fully a cosplayer and this was really my first costume that wasn’t for Halloween I had no clue what I was doing. The chainsaw hand was made out of a laundry detergent bottle and if you look close there is one of those things that block food ...

Makes me (boy) wonder!

Here is what I consider my first REALLLLLL cosplay! What does that mean? It means not just a Halloween costume and not a makeup look for a photo shoot!

This is the look that started it all! I have a video coming out soon talking about it so I’ll keep it brief, but this costume was really the start for my cosplay career. The photo in the left was the first version which I consider my Halloween version (since the costume was technically made for Halloween) but the one on the left is wh...

Come on, VLOG!

I was looking for something to post today and found SO MANY videos of my trip across the contenent to get to San Diego comic con! This is likely a rhetocal question, but would you guys be interested in a little vlog video? I have no idea what the videos are like and it may have to be two parts! Vlogs are A LOT of work so I wanna see if it’s genuinely something you’d be interested in!

COSPLAY QUARANTINE!

Hey everyone! I’ve decided that because we are mostly trapped inside and some people may be bored, I wanted to do a little extra.

It’s not much but rather than the regular one post a day, I’m gonna be trying to do at least 2 post for everyone (3 for the batcave). One of the ways I’m going to do this is by sharing a shot from every costume I’ve ever done, starting from the beginning and working my way to now!

Since I’ve done like... 50, I’m hoping that things will b...

Grey

It’s a grey day here in my city but it’s a Grey TIME all over the world. I’ve been keeping super busy, and trying to make the best out of the whole situation. This is all come at a pretty bad time but hey, I’m externally thankful to be healthy and in a place there the pandemic isn’t that bad.

I wanted to offer you all a little grey that might help (ironically) brighten your day!

On the left we’ve got today’s workout out outfit! I keep my window open while I workout...

New Video! New Video Series!

It's been a while huh? Well thanks to a little self quarantine and an inability to sleep, we've finally got a new video! WOO...hoo? I decided to start making shorter video that are easier for people to watch cause that was comment a few of you made about why you were not watching the previous Michael Hamm Does Stuff videos. Ironic considering most of us are now stuck at home. Oh well! Also sometimes patreon doesn't like linking to my videos. I dont know what the issue is but its something to ...

Whoops, all Green!

Truth be told I didn’t have a post ready for today because I thought I’d have a video done. Alas, things did not work out that way and now I have to post this ridiculously bad/cheesy shot for St. Patrick’s day. Have I hit a new low????? Likely not, I’ve posted worse I think. Either way, here some... something! Happy at Patrick’s day everyone be safe and stay inside 💚

Clean up!

In these times of self quarantine and neurotic cleaning I thought it would be nice to post another shower pic by Shaun Simpson! See I feel like it’s a great post cause I’m washing up, but also it give you something to look at while you’re self quarantined!

I’m also going to be recoding and editing some “slice of Hamm” videos to try and keep you entertained! Stay safe out there!

Bunday Snap chat!

Sorry, I just really though “bunday” was kinda funny. See that’s my problem, I actaully come up with the titles before I even have a photo I want to post. Some times it works out well, and sometime it’s a BUMmer! 😏

Release the Beast!

Hello everyone and happy Saturday! I’m so so so excited to share the first image of Beastboy! This character has been on my radar for so many years, but after having really bad skin for year I have a phobia of doing face paint. Luckily for me, the amazingly talented Shaun Simpson was willing to put up with my shit and make me green in photo shop! I’m reallllly excited to share this series with you all because it’s pretty different from a lot of other shoots. We really tried to have fun ...

Boy oh (super) Boy!

My addiction to Superboy knows no bounds and I’m VERY VERY into the Rebirth Superboy. They basically brought back the 90’s version I’ve loved for so long and just kinda “punked” him up a bit. They also gave him a huge pouch for some unknown reason. And I’m talking about the yellow pouch on the leg! Get your minds out of the gutter 😏

Throwback Thursday!

Happy Thursday everyone! Today’s post is a little different but I figured I’d share it anyway. I’ve been going through my old photo books and I came upon this photo that very clearly explains why I have an unhealthy obsession with pizza.

My mom was a single mother so I was basically raised by my grandparents. On top of being a single mother, my mom had me at 19 and her mother had her at 19 (I really dropped the ball by not having a kid at 19). All this to say, my grandparents wer...

Something coming!

I’ve started working on a new costume and I’m getting really excited to share it with you! This is a costume that I actually bought of another cosplayer and now I’m fixing it, re painting it, and adding a few pieces too. It shouldn’t be talking this long but painting in the Canadian winter is not the easiest thing to do. Each layer needs about a day to dry and you can only really paint one side of each piece a day. Its sad lol. Anyway here is a tease!

Mirror mirror on the floor!

Mirror Mirror on the floor, is this a cosplay hint, or am I just a whore! I’ve the past little while I’ve been dropping hints towards my next costume in my snap chats. Have you caught them or have you been too busy looking elsewhere!

Game on!

This sounds strange but a question I get pretty often is “have you ever done any costumes from video games?” But what’s even more strange is that my immediate response is “not really” when infact that’s actually a huge lie. I’ve done characters from Mass effect, resident evil, fallout, the evil within and uncharted.

One in ever really talk about is the time I did solid snake for a contention and then never wore it again. I actually ended up reuseing parts of it for the Ma...

Gold & Cold!

Hey y'all! I told you I would have two albums up this week but I lied, because I'm only putting up one album. Spoiler alert: it has both sets in in the one album. Once my dumb brain realized that GOLD and COLD rhymed, I just had too. Im a sucker like that! Anyway, hope you enjoy all these fantastic shots by Shaun Simpson!

It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get wet on Friday!

Happy Friday everyone! I hope you’re week was... less than fucking awful! I feel that at this point that as much as we can really ask?

Either way, I hoping this shot from the New Shower series makes it a little bit better! At the very least I hope it makes you question why a grown man is wearing what looks like a child sized t shirt!

Ohhh Shiny!

Here’s a little something something Shaun whipped up for one of this months prints! I feel like it’s so important to have a theme when with all the shots we produce but most times we just shoot what we think will be fun. Thankfully it always works out that we get BOTH! Hope you enjoy a little touch of gold!

Warm and Cold!

Hey folk! Keep an eye out this week as I’ll be posting the full albums for these two series this week!! I can’t wait for you all to see ALL the Iceman and Gold&Grey shots!!

Pew pew!

It’s March, but that doesn’t mean the sexy stops, it just means I get to post about cospaly as well! To make that transition here is some more sexy cyclops! I don’t like mixing the cosplay and the sexy that often so soak up the cyclops!

What to do!

This couch isn’t gonna use it’s self, and honestly it too big for just one person. Can I get some help?

The Ring!

You see that ring of light around me? That my halo. I know you’re likely thinking “but mike that’s too big to be a halo” and normally you’d be right, but I’m just SUCH and angel! Besides, you know what they say about guys with big halos right?

Thanks to Shaun for creating this beautiful image! It’s so rare to my body from the feet up so it’s always a nice surprise when it looks good!

What day is it?

It technically Tuesday here right now but I forgot to post for Monday. It’s 12:39 am and I’m laying in bed dead tired laughing at how dumb this picture is. I know it’s not lewd or sexy but in my stupor I just wanted to share it with you all. Is this how Donald Duck feels? Am I Donald Ducking it? Hahahaha anyway good night patreon. See you in the morning!

March prints!

Hey y’all! I’m trying to figure out my approach for the March prints and I figured I put it up to you guys. I normally don’t like doing this cause i worry it makes people feel like they ”lost” but I’m hoping you all keep an open mind and i also hope that you recognize that all the options are good? I don’t know lol. I just wanted to gage what you guys want for March. I have a lot more lewd content for this month than there were days so I‘lol be keeping that going, but this is ...

Nude snooze!

Normally I wear clothes to bed. Well... that makes it sound weird. Not like “clothes” clothes, but normally a T-shirt and underwear. I don’t know why but I love the feeling of clothing on my body. It’s one of the reasons all my shit is so tight. That said I usually end up naked in the morning because I guess sleepy mike has a different idea of what is considered “comfy”. I’m curious how you guys sleep. Is that weird? I don’t care.

Turn around...

EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS THAT THE BEST IF ALL THE YEARS HAVE GONE BY!

All that to say, have a little bit of me wet in the shower! Clearly all the best of the years have not gone by cause these shots by Shaun are going to be FIRE! Y’all gon need a shower once this series is finished.