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The disappearing vampire!

I’m heading to Mexico tomorrow for a horror themed convention but unfortunately I don’t have any horror costumes. At first I thought it would be ok to just bring super hero’s but 5 days before the con I thought I could make 2 new costumes. Sadly that didn’t work out so here is a picture of the costume that sadly didn’t make it to the finish line. I think it looks pretty good but I’m just so fucking picky. I have a pretty standard rule for my costumes and it’s “if I don’t lov...

Get Off Your phone!

Maybe just a little bit more Spider-Man at home?

We tried to keep this shoot a bit more casual to allow some more natural shots. That why I’m really wearing my glasses, readily eating my candy, and really texting. I don’t know who I’m texting in this photo, but I want to hear who you think PETER PARKER would be texting!

IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! (Print change)

Hey everyone! I wanted to take a second to let you all know 2 important ways that monthly prints are going to change.

1- prints will only be send out every second month.

That means there will be no prints sent in November but when you receive your December prints it will have both months (two sets) worth of prints. Don’t worry though, If you decide to leave on an off month (November, January, march…) you will still receive that months prints!

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Mr Bright side!

If you look really close you can see peppa pig in the background! That’s what you’re looking at right?

Drip drip!

Next up is another amazing shot by Shaun, but this time there’s a bit less clothing…

I’ll Save You!

Folks! I was just in California the most whirlwind trip of my life and I’ve never been so fucking tired! Because of that I’ve missed the past few days of posting and im sorry! To make up for it im gonna give you all that good content today and Im starting with the very first OFFICIAL picture of my (Johnathan Kent) Superman by Shaun Simpson!

Makeup in the Mirror!

I can’t remember if I explained why I’m wearing make up in these photos, but it’s because I had just done a photo shoot as night wing and didn’t have make up remover lol. I still think it works though! It make the eyes POP! Either way, sexy photo!

The Cave!

About a week ago I post a long story about an incredible Batman shot that was essentially an accident. In that story I talked about how we did shots before I was all sweaty and this is one of them! Obviously it still turned out great, but it a nice contrast to the “after shot”

Snap chat Sunday!

That’s it! That’s the post! Happy Sunday!

If you want more snap chat goodness it’s available for anyone in the sidekick tier and above!

Halloween Mini Print!

While I was in the process of editing my Batman photo to look like the joker, I knew I wanted to do the same thing with another hero. I ran through a couple options, but decided to keep it in the Batman family. I knew I needed to pick a character that would stand out because of their colors, and when I realized that doing the Riddler would match the same colours as the joker, I knew I had to do it. After that, it was just a matter of what hero to do and what better hero than Red Hood! I’m h...

I Can See Your D!

I wanted the title to be “I can see you D (pad)” but you can’t see the D pad, you can only see the D. Happy weekend batcave! Hope your liking the extra spicy content!

It’s time!

Ok, I can’t hold off anymore, I have to post some Halloween stuff! This is one of my all time favourite spooky shots so I’m posting it!

Taking a Dip!

If you know me, you know I FUCKING HATE the water, so please be prod of me for actually getting in the freezing cold water to make some amazing content with Shaun Simpson!

Typically this is a costume I woudl just shoot in studio but we really wanted to take it to the next level because anyone who is a part of the Aquaman family deserves the upmost respect!

This is just a photo from my phone, and the full results won’t be ready for at least a month, but I wanted to share somethi...

I’m not throwing away my shot!

I’m

Mainly posting these because I just moved this Hamilton poster from the living room into my bedroom and that reminded me that I had one more that wasn’t posted yet! I know I’ve posted 2 of the 3 already but I thought it would be fun to post all 3 in one spot!

Also, I took it down because I really want to set up a gallery wall in my room with all gold frames. Sadly I’m not very good at that kind of thing and I think it’s gonna take a while. Until then, it�...

Go Buy My Book!

Well I guess it not really MY book because I didn’t write it, but it is a book ABOUT me! You likely know I can’t read or write anyway, so I’m thankful that my friend Don made this really fun story! People are already starting to receive their copies in the mail so act fast! There were only 5 physical copies left on Amazon Canada. I’m just gonna paste all the info about below, but first, here are the links!

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It’s back!

For those of you who are new, I do this weird super hero trip series thing where I basically choose a hero and post photos of them stripping. This all started during peak Covid when I was unable to leave my house and when I couldn’t make new costumes. It was a way to make old content new, and for some reason it’s stuck. The photos are never amazing quality but I have a a lot of fun doing it, so it fine by me!

This time we’re diving into everyone most favourite and most gayest sup...

Thanksgiving!

It’s Canadian thanksgiving this weekend so I thought everyone should get a little slice of Hamm!

I’m thankful for having a job that let’s me be unapologetically me, and one that allows me to share all my dumb shit with the world. Thank you all for the continued support!

Under the Cowl!

Today I wanted to share this shot because it just feels so cinematic! I always try to appreciate what Shaun and I create but I really think it’s shots like this that really highlight how good he is.

The best part is that his shot wasnt even planned. We had taken some shots with me out the cowl at the start of the shoot so we could really focus on getting truly incredible Batman’s shots.

Hours later, once we were finally done, I went to the bathroom, took the cowl off and yel...

This Might be Reaching…

I was talking about jockstrap this morning during one of my skypes so since I have jock straps on the mind…here you go!

I’m trying to think of a bad pun or something catchy to say. Like literally as I’m trying this, I’m trying to think. Maybe I shouldn’t do two things at once. Ok, I’ll be right back!

Ok, the best I can came up with is:

We’re in the home “stretch” to the weekend!

So… bye.

Crossed!

It’s Tuesday so I’m posting two photos for this series! This one goes out to the leg, feet, and pit folks out there! We DO NOT JUDGE HERE!

But I guess also the everything else folks lol. Well not ass and Dick, but you know…

The Imposter!

Well well well, if it isn’t the most wonderful time of the year! Happy mother fucking October everybody!

I’m sure it goes without saying but I love love love the spooky season. It gives me the biggest boost of serotonin and I basically just spend the month like a giddy kid. This year is already off to a great start because I got to start the season off by going to Disney for Mickeys Not so scary Halloween party. On top of that I’ve already been to about 6 Halloween stores. Have ...

Take a Load Off!

To celebrate being an adult who owns a couch for the first time I did a shoot on it! Here’s one of the unedited photos! More to come!

Is Sexy September over??

The quick answer is yes AND no. I have a lot more photos from the sexy September shoots to share, but I will also be getting back into the cosplay and life posts. My idea to balance it out is that I’ll post SEXIER photos less frequently. The shower shots are super hot, and there are some very sexy couch shots I haven’t posted yet. I also have some fun Halloween content and some BTS of a new cosplay shoot! And much much much more! The prints for this month are also FIRE! Some new, some old...

ALSO!!!!

I need a new pose…

Hamm-ilton 2: too hamm too furious!

I genuinely have not a lot to say about this post because my parents still don’t have power and I’ve had to spend the last two days at their house. I just realized it’s almost 11 PM here and I didn’t post today, so… Here is… A picture of me in underwear that match my signed hamilton poster (that you can’t see at all). Thanks for dealing with my bull shit 💛

To see or not to see!

So here’s a little fun fact to start of the week while also continuing to celebrate sexy September: sometimes I need Shaun to edit out my dick because it always gets me into trouble. Believe me when I say that this isn’t the only instance of this, but it is one of the more obvious changes lol.

I always say that September (and technically October) are meant to push some boundaries so here we are! And if you like this, stay tuned!

Reflecting: a thank you

So obviously the title of this post is a pun, but I genuinely have been doing a bit of reflecting. We just had a big storm here and when you spend 30 hours with no electricity, and you had a hurricane strip you or everything you’ve been excited for, there really isn’t much else to do.

That said, this also isn’t a “boo hoo poor me” post becuase I’ve got power back and my place only suffered minimal damage. There are still friends and family who don’t have power, who have b...

Blindingly Bright!

I post too many photos in white underwear so let me switch that up today!

Just do me one favour and don’t tell my roomate I put my ass on out table ok? She’s still now over the shots I took in her chair lol

Old man!

This photo is over 10 years old so I’m posting it today because I wanted to do a throw back!

When I was first starting to get into social media and my name was becoming more known, this photo was ALWAYS the first pictures to pop up on google. I was always terrified that friends or family would find it, but Luckily I’ve really grown in these 10 years and stuff like that doesn’t really bother me anymore. It’s really freeing, ya know? But yeah, Its a great picture, Shaun killed it,...

Bat-Shirts Revenge!

Y’all remember these damn shirts? I swear to god they were almost the end of me lol. Even now I have like 20 XXXL white versions in my closet. YEY!

Anyway, I took one of my black ones and cropped it, which honestly felt like a metaphor for something. I don’t know what that metaphor was, but it sure felt good taking a knife to it. Maybe I need to see someone about this? Either way, Shaun and I got some cute pics so please enjoy this and make me feel like it was worth it lol.