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Flexi Friday!

But one day early because I love you all lol! Or maybe I couldn’t come up with a title! My lips are sealed 🤐

Fitting it in!

I wanted to sneak a bit more cosplay in before February and this whole time line just turns into debauchery!

These two photos are my favourite from the multiple man series and even though he’s not a well known character, these images really capture what’s he’s all about! The many mood of multiple hamm!

Spiderman Wallpapers!

As we enter the new era of Hamm, one of the things I wanted to offer was HD wallpapers of some of my favourite photos! This months theme was "Spider-Hamm" so I've included two wallpapers (sexy and cosplay) for phones as well as two 4k wallpapers (sexy and cosplay) for any monitors you might want to use them for! Just click the link below to take a look and download them! ht...

Lewd February!

The sexiest month of the year is right around the corner and I want to know what you guys want to see!

This month I’m going to try to focus on a lot of older, sexy content that’s never been released, or if it had been released, getting its all together once an for all! For example, I didn’t soem self shot kink photos but they were realized over 2 months and are locked now. I want to get them all together to be viewed in full glory.

The idea behind this is to give me a bit ...

So sporty!

Yes I’m So sporty, and yes I’m such a jock! And with being a jock comes being a dummy. I forgot to post my last jock strap/jean photo!!I may have been a little excited

Throwback Thursday!

My very first ever shower shoot! I was so young, holy shit. I feel like we need more of these photos and I feel like I’m gonna beg Shaun for some updated edit…

Front and Centre!

I haven’t figured out which shots I’m going to use for this months prints but this is a front runner for sure! And if 3 isn’t enough, stay tuned!

Snaps chat Sunday!

This weeks random snap is reminding me that I need to shave

The Super Album!

3 albums in one month? Hell yes!

I am so proud of this album in so many ways. It is so amazing to see all of my hard work and all of Shauns hard work wrapped up so neatly into such a great album. The photos in here span years and years of me playing dress up as some of my favourite super characters and I wanted to highlight that journey by adding a few write ups to each series.

So get ready for 28 pages of pure Super-Hamm!

PS: The website I host the albums on allows you to...

Lazy night

It’s a lazy night tonight but I’ll have the new Superman album up before the weekend!

Shaun’s Shot!

I’m hanging out with Shaun tonight having a few drinks and talking content and I asked him what his favourite shit was. He stated saying dumb stuff like cosplay so I say “no, it has to be one of the slutty ones”. He begrudgingly looked through many slutty photos, and it was taking so long so I had to tell him to hurry up! He quickly picked these! Happy Tuesday!

Multi-Mike-Monday!

For multiple man we really wanted to use iconic images as references for our shots, and at first I thought deciding to do this one was a bad idea because we took over 100 photos. It was A LOT to go through but in the end we selected our favourite Hamm faces and made our own spin on the photo! Which Hamm do you feel like today?

Cracked!

Shaun and I were trying to decide what to do with these gold shorts and we came up up with the idea of a statue cracking and bleeding gold. It was kind of thrown together last minute but as always Shaun made it look amazing!

Retro winner!

The winner of yesterday’s Poll is the retro photo shoot which is absolutely a great choice! (They were both great choices to be fair) While going through the photos for it I’ve decided that I’m also going to add some of the pinball shots as well because I feel like they fit the retro aesthetic quite nicely! Thank you to everyone who voted it’s always exciting to see my email flooded with messages! ♥️

You choose!

I’m looking to set up the next album and I’m wondering which one you guys want to see first!

Left is the retro/video game aesthetic

Right is the laying at home aesthetic

I tried to use two picture that are similar to each other so it won’t be too biased!

THIS WILL TEACH HIM!

One more grey shorts photo because I guess it’s hump day and that old many doesn’t know what he’s missing out on! I also have saggy balls!

Soggy bottom!

There’s this really nice older guy at the gym who always comes up to talk to me when I’m on the treadmill. Today I was wearing gray shorts and when he came up to me today, he told me that my ass was looking a little saggy. We both laughed, and I said I guess I’ll have to increase the incline on the treadmill! We both laughed again and he left. After I was done on the treadmill, I immediately ran to the bathroom to take a picture. Needless to say, I think he was being sarcastic. PHEW

Multiple man!

look, I know this one is kind of out of the blue, but listen… I have a jacket, I had the suit, I have five of the action figure, and you know I love multiple hamm!

Now there’s enough for everyone!

Snap chat Sunday!

Yes, it’s still here! Snap chat Sunday, the day where I give everyone on Patreon a little glimpse the type I’m posting everyday on snap chat! Although to be fair, sometimes is just cats, ducks, and my messy cosplay room and bedroom.

Messing around!

This month is going to get a bit messy, and this is just the beginning…

Albums (Tempest)

So one of the things i told myself I would get back into this year is posting full albums. Shaun and I put in so much hard work to pull these shots off and the deserve to be shown off in full. Previously when I would post albums I would just upload all the photos and post the link, but this time I really want to spend a bit more time making them look good and giving a bit of info on the characters (or BTS when it's non cosplay). Redoing old albums will also allow me to consolidate the shoots ...

Albums! (Spiderman)

So one of the things i told myself I would get back into this year is posting full albums. Shaun and I put in so much hard work to pull these shots off and the deserve to be shown off in full. Previously when I would post albums I would just upload all the photos and post the link, but this time I really want to spend a bit more time making them look good and giving a bit of info on the characters (or BTS when it's non cosplay). Redoing old albums will also allow me to consolidate the shoots ...

New year, new US

Holy fuck. Last night was such a weirdly emotional night. Over the weekend, I spent about 35 hours signing prints so they could be shipped out on Monday because postage is going up again tomorrow. What’s frustrating is that I didn’t know postage was going up—so if I had just dropped them off tomorrow, not a single one (of the hundreds) would have been mailed due to insufficient postage.

Like… can you fucking imagine that? After all of this—after my print company went out of bu...

Snap chat Sunday!

Last snap chat Sunday of the year, but don’t worry! Snap chat is going to be more available than ever in 2025! And so will I lol

Thank you!

The holidays are always a hectic time of year. Some years I’m so busy running around that I want to run away and other years it’s so empty I’m left with only my thoughts. To be fair, both are equally awful lol.

This year was a weird one. We had a few less family members around and although it was quieter than most years, the energy was uncomfortable. I couldn’t help think that even though it was weird, I was still happy to be with people I care about, and to be in a ...

Thotty!

Posting this thotty pic today cause I’ll be doing a “thoughty” post tomorrow and I need to balance them out! 🩵

Christmas Eve!

I’m going to make this one quick and just say merry Christmas! I’m feeling so incredibly grateful about a lot of things lately but I think I’m going to save that big speech for after the holiday. I love you all and I hope you have an amazing holiday.

And to those of you who struggle with this time of year, please be kind to yourself and recognize that you deserve love, you deserve to be respected, and you deserve to be your authentic self. LOVE WHO YOU ARE, and know that the othe...

More jeans than Levi’s

Sadly this is the end for our hero Jean Grey! She had fainted one last time and can’t get back up. Aka, those are the last image of Jean until I get the album back up and running in the new year!

As always, thank you to everyone for the kind words and thank you to those of you who are unfamiliar with the character, but still enjoyed the photos! I love getting to play dress up as the x-men!

Chilly!

It’s important to have a good quality winter jacket on hand when you live in Canada. It’s equally important to take off your pants and underwear when you’re trying to make silly/slutty Christmas content for the internet!

Birthday round 2!

Here in the hamm house hold I like to last as long as possible! Sorry, I mean “I like to make my birthday last as long as possible”. So yeah, here are some older photos I took a few years ago when I did my birthday suit shoot!