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The Dangers Of Fast Food & I'm So High: Behind The Scenes

A spicy behind the scenes video for you spicy Patreon supporters. We used Tom as a human bench and it was ridiculously funny. 

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Sneak Peak Photo

A sneak peak photo from our newest sketch, out tonight! Why does Connor look so disgusted?

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Googling Your Symptoms & Hiking Instructor: Behind The Scenes

A behind the scenes look at last week's videos for all of you special Patreons. 

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Sneak Peak Photo

Why does Tom look concerned? Why are there two lamps in the background? Have you ever seen Tom and The Zodiac Killer in the same room? 

A sneak peak photo from our latest video, out tomorrow. 

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Googling Your Symptoms: Extended Cut

An extended cut of our latest video for all of you beautiful Patreons. Thank you for supporting us with a couple of your shillings!

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Condom Safety Meeting and The Problem With Tall Friends: Behind The Scenes

A Scottish baby, a tense confrontation and Connor being pelted with a gym ball. What more could you want from a behind the scenes? 

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Sneak Peak Photo

Here's a sneak peak from our latest video, to be released tomorrow. 

What could it be about?

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Guess Who and Strap On: Behind The Scenes

Hello to all of the new good boys who have pledged recently! And G R E E T I N G S to our long term Patreons. Thank you so much for supporting us - Connor would give you a big smooch but he's too busy kissing Elias.

Here is behind the scenes from our Guess Who and Strap On videos last week!

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Your Fly Is Open: Behind The Scenes

Movie magic isn't always what it's cut out to be. For Your Fly Is Open, it was sweaty thighs and lots of lube. 

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Stepping On Lego: Extended Cut

There was so much we had to cut from the Stepping On Lego video so wanted to share it with you good boys. 


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Elias Becomes An Old English Woman: Behind The Scenes

Welllll no one asked for it - more behind the scenes from our King Of The Castle video! Over the shoot day Elias changed into an old grumpy English woman and the BTS camera captured it all.

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My Ponytail: Alternate Ending | Too Rude For Youtube

Here's the original ending to the Ponytail sketch. It wasn't as strong as the one we released and felt it was pushing the joke too far. Obviously we don't hate women, except for Sarah who absolutely resents her own gender. Kidding. 

We've got some other sketches that never left my computer because they didn't make the cut to Youtube for a variety of reasons. We'll be releasing those over the next few weeks. 


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King Of The Castle: Behind The Scenes

We let Elias play himself for a sketch and filmed the tomfoolery that unraveled onset. Thank you for being a Patreon supporter, you're a very good boy!

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The Problem With Toy Story: Behind The Scenes

Giddy up partner! We've got another BTS video for all you good boys. We mutilate Woody, share some extended eye contact and have some good 'ol rootin' tootin' showdowns. 

Thank you for your support!

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Going on a Bear Hunt: Behind The Scenes

Finally you get to look at something other than the bland white walls of Connor's apartment. The crew finally got to stretch their legs to shoot out in the real world. Of course that didn't make us behave any better...

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What a Baby: Behind The Scenes

Another one already?! 

Yes, of course! Anything to please my lovely children. So chomp on this one and wash it down with a lovely ice-cold glass of milk. 

In all seriousness though, Elias broke out of his cage last night and we are all really worried about what he's going to do. If you see him, please contact the police. 

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The Worst: Behind The Scenes

We are back bois, and (hopefully) more consistent than ever!!

Due to Connor's severe mental condition that renders him incapable of doing more than one thing a week, I've now taken over the release of BTS content here on Patreon. I hope you find my touch to the page arousing.

You know you love us...

XoXo, Sarah

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It's Death: Behind The Scenes

And we're back from our break over Christmas and New Years. We hope you've been good, because we have some extra special content coming at you over the next few days. 

Also don't worry, TOO RUDE FOR YOUTUBE is still coming! It just needs some time in the editing room still. 

What do you guys want to see this year from us? Let us know. 

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I'm a Ken doll.

Here's a quick piccy from our latest video. We had our best pal and fantastic VFX friend, Josh Kell, reduce me to my smooth nubby goodness before applying a big cartoon cock on top. 

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Want Some Milk?: Behind The Scenes

And we're back with another goodie for you all. Here's some footage from a month ago which I managed to dig up. Too Rude For Youtube coming next week! 

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Musical Chairs But It's Wrong: Supercut


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Too Rude Please Take A Joke

Hey boyos, our new vlog is out this week exclusively for you all. It's very naughty and offensive but everyone is in on the joke so please don't take it to heart. Also I apologise in advance for Elias' bulge. 

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Our video went wrong: BTS Photos

We hope you enjoyed the, Too Rude For Youtube video this week. Originally we had another idea that involved this sign, however right before we went to shoot, we remembered our upstairs neighbour suffers from Parkinson's and would see us filming on the street. 

So instead, we made fun of suicide. Much more child friendly. We've got some goodies coming out next week, we're gonna go back to a more absurdist style, we hope you enjoy. 

Also attached are photos of our crew mem...

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The CrackerMilk Halloween Special!

Here's vlog number 2, boyos. We've gone and done a spooky one for Halloween and taken ourselves to a haunted beach. We hope you enjoy. We've got some BTS photos for you all out tomorrow, as well as our blooper reel. 

Thanks,

CrackerCrew 

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Hangman: Too Rude For YouTube

Here you go boys! Your first TOO RUDE FOR YOUTUBE video. We have a couple of other goodies ready for the next couple of months, so stay tuned. Let us know what you think, do you want more of this sort of content? 

Also, this is exclusive for you good boys, so please don't share it publicly. It's too rude. 

Thanks! 

Crackercrew

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Give Us Money: Bloopers

Here's our first set of bloopers that'll be coming at you guys fortnightly. Hope you enjoy and thanks for all being such good boys. 

We'll be releasing our too rude for Youtube skit in the next two weeks as well. 

Lots of love, 

Your Dads 

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We Hit 10K!

Whoa! We've already hit 10,000 subs and we're a big bunch of happy boys because of it. Here's a quick photo of the whole gang shortly after we found out. 

We also wanted to introduce you guys to our crew behind the scenes, who work their dicks off to get things done. 

Our sound recordist (good boy with boom) and overall problem solver, Damon Sheridan. He's an absolute treat to work with and gives us his time, gear and talent without any complaints. 

Josh Tate (good b...

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Pizza Time: BTS Vlog

We couldn't be happier with how much support we've already received from all of you! So to begin your journey as good boys, we're releasing our first BTS/Vlog to you all. 

There'll be a new one every week. We're still learning the best format for our vlog content so any suggestions or recommendations of what you want to see, would be really helpful. 

We had a slight backlog so I've put together clips from shoots that we did over the past few months. 

Enjoy, yo...

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This is mental already!

Holy hell we didn't even realise it'd kick off to this level so quickly! We'll be launching your full, good boy experience early next week. Hope you enjoy. 

Much love.  

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