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Police Brutality BTS

In this series of images you WILL see Connor’s bare ass cheeks

Dance with me BTS

It was great fun filming this one as it had been a really long while since we had heaps of people in for one video. What’s your fave pic? My favourite is sound guy Damon looking done with it all lol. 

Guitar Guys at Parties BLOOPERS

This was a fun day.

My Bellybutton Lint BTS

Please enjoy this photographic journey through the filming process including pig intestines and nudity. P.S. The leftover pork ended up in a curry. 

The Hardest Man to Kill BTS

Yo here’s some piccies from the making of last week’s video. Type 123 if you have really big genitals

Boys at a Slumber Party BTS

hELLO here is some goodies from the toe suckin’ vid. I sucked toes for this vid so you better like these

- Love Tom xo

Postal Delivery BTS

Yooooo, it’s ya boy Tom at it again with another series of BTS pix. 

Please enjoy seeing us sling babies and prams at each other. 

My favourite bit is Goob ducking for cover as I accidentally throw the pram directly at him for the fifth time in a row. It was an accident, I swear. 

**SPECIAL CHRISTMAS TREATS**

Ho ho ho, dearest patrons!

I hope you're all preparing to enjoy your government mandated day off on December 25th. 

I've just delved through the archives (my iPhone backups) and found some tasty treats for you all from the ye olde time of late 2018-early 2019. 

Please enjoy these assorted treats. My personal favourite is the documentation of the time that our sound guy, Damon, would buy us various fruits and vegetables and then write our most recent subscriber mile...

BTS from ‘Booty Call’

Here is lots of photos from the day we shot Booty Call for you to enjoy. Including the bit where we saw how many things we could get in between Elias’ head and headphones until he noticed (the answer is that he never noticed) and Gabby appearing on our Twitch stream where we dressed her as Connor.

Speaking of streams, we were gonna start them again this week but Connor is going on a much needed break over Christmas, so streams are due to return in the new year — hooray! Stay tu...

SNEAK PEEK

Yo here’s a super special sneak peek for an upcoming vid. Much more BTS will be posted later — stay tuned.

Closest guess to the video plot gets a big kiss

P.S. Putting this as an extra special treat to the $2 tier patrons. 

BTS for 'Finding a Magic Lamp'

Yo woddup, Tom here with some more hot BTS for you from the depths of my phone.

A story is told in these images. A story about a guy with a nose as big as his face getting his spout sucked by his mate. What the fuck are we doing with our lives?

Anyway, this was all filmed in the parking space/storage pit under Connor's old apartment. A miserable place that no human should ever venture, unless it's to grab some Nerf guns or film shit like this.

BTS for UNRELEASED vid

Hello friendos,

Tom here with another fun bunch of BTS pics for you. These are from a video that we spent hours filming in Feb 2020 but never got released :( 

Can you guess what it was about? Closest guess gets a free handshake (and confirmation that they were close)

BTS for NEW VID

Hey kids, 

It's Tom here. I've got a special treat for you today that I'm hoping can become a more regular thing. 

Please enjoy these lovely behind the scenes piccies from the new (upcoming) video. Have some guesses at what the vid is about in the comments. The best guess gets a kiss.

Also, please do let me know what you think of stuff like this being included on the Patreon.

Love, Tom xxo

We're Back

I'm very relieved to let you all know that we got the Youtube channel back. Thank fuck. Videos will return to the channel in a week or two. Please bear with us while we take some time to settle after this ordeal lol.

Thanks for the kind words and support, you guys are bloody great

We Got Hacked

Hey dearest Patrons.

It's ya boy Tom here, just letting you know (in case you missed it) that our Youtube account was hacked about ~16 hours ago and we've lost everything.

We're currently working on getting it back and hopefully all will be resolved soon enough. Hopefully.

So that's where all the lovely extra content that you all love to watch (right??) has gone, but hopefully will be restored shortly.

Please bear with us during this very, very stressful tim...

Working in Retail - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 11

Condor and an escaped prisoner feud about gatorade vs. powerade. Stick around for the ending (or just skip to it, it's too good not to miss)

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I hope you're enjoying these commentary vids. I also hope you're doing well. Thank you 4 patronage xxoo

Love from Tom xo

P.S. We're still working on the thank you cards for last month, sorry for the delay.

Captain Weiner - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 10

Hawaiian Shirt Goob and Lumberjack Tom talk about Captain Weiner

Legally You Have To Tell Me | BLOOPERS

If any of you can tell me why Elias naturally does a poor man's American accent randomly throughout shooting this, it'd be greatly appreciated. I've got to send him to the vet soon to make sure he's phsyical and mental health are okay. 

Also enjoy these bloopers - lots of fun to make. 

- Connor

Munchies - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 9

Goob talks about his first day on the job, and Tom comes in at some point to yell at both of them (or kiss???)

I'm opening this one up to the 'Nice Boys' role as a nice little treat for you (and to maybe entice you to pay us a bit more for fun vids like this???? :-) )

We still are and always will be accepting your ideas!

Hello! Friendly reminder following our recent SPIN THAT WHEEL! episode that we are always accepting new ideas! 

Please chuck some into the hat at the link embedded in this post xxoo

Love from Tom xx

We Make Your Ideas AGAIN! | Spin that Wheel Ep. 2 | UNCUT

THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR (SOMETIMES SHIT) IDEAS!

Hope you guys enjoy this one as much as the first. Personally, I think I made my best ever joke during the Presidential debate. Very proud of that whole sequence.

Love you all, xxoo

P.S. Sorry I took so long to post this, I was stuck in the toilet and no one came to help me out for like 36 hours.

Your Trashy Ex - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 8

Two greasy gamers perv on a hot trash bag

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Goob and Tom talk about a video they collaborated on

GNARLY - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 7

Dad fall off skateboard

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Josh and I discuss a beloved video that he's in

Digital Thank You Cards - Month 2

Hello, once again!

As a thank you for being a $2 and $5 patron (thanks!), please enter your email AND NAME at this google for this month's digital thank you card in which we definitely thank you and don't sling mean insults at you.

This is an OPT-IN service, so if you'd like to be involved then swing us your email and name at the form attached to this post.

Cheers,

Tom

Thank you cards update

Check your emails! The first batch of the monthly digital thank you cards is live!

If you put your email into the google form where we did a call out for your email addresses to opt-in, then you should have received your digital thank you card.

If you're a $15 tier patron or above and opted-in to the physical thank you cards, they were sent out yesterday; so expect them in the coming weeks, depending on where you live in the world.

Keep an eye out for a post soon for next m...

Bezos, Zuckerberg, & Gates Have a Secret Meeting | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT

Bill really hasn't been the same since Vista

Smell My Flower - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 6

Sometimes our videos are really bad. 'Smell My Flower' was one of those times.

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Watch the boys break down why this video was so shit and rebuild it from the ashes.

Love,

Tom xxo

Our First DnD One-Shot | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT

Three grown-men finally play DnD

Snake Realm - CrackerMilk Commentary Episode 5

A wizard and a bowl of noodles talk about a hidden gem from the channel

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Snake Realm was a really fun one for us to film, and it's even better to reminisce upon. We hope you enjoy our thoughts and fun goofs.

Love,

Tom xx

I Can't Stop Waffle Stomping | EXTRA LONG and UNCUT

A council meeting with poo town.

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Please enjoy this full, 19-minute version of today's podcast. We fuckin' love making these. Thanks so much for all of your support, dearest Patrons xx

Love,

Tom xx