Big Beak Entertainment

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I wish I could say this is the stupidest thing I've seen yet, but You Lucky Dog was WAY worst.

August Patron Update

100,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!

We did it, folks! 100,000 total subscribers! This represents a monumental achievement for a creator who never thought he would get to 10,000, so I want to say thank you to everyone who has subscribed, like, and shared my videos. And I especially want to say thank you to you, the patrons who subsidized my Premiere plug-ins that help me produce the videos faster and probably aren't logging my keystrokes. In celebration of thi...

Johnny Tsunami

Another one for the "oh, racism..." pile, bruh.

Pick the next video

As part of The Outer Worlds video, I need to announce what the next video will be on. For that, I turn to you, my loyal patrons, to give me a sense what what the hell the audience actually wants. You can vote for multiple and I'll probably take the top 2 or 3 into a separate poll to see who wins. As always, I reserve the right to do just whatever the hell I want. This ain't a democracy. But since the Supreme Court just legalized bribery, I will consider high-tier patrons opinions with more we...

July Patron Update

Hail, Glorious Patrons!

Development on The Outer Worlds video is proceeding at a satisfactory pace, which is weird for me. I'm producing this one differently than previous ones. Typically, I record all the game footage during my play-through and then write the script around what I've recorded. When making the Fallout 4 video, this meant I had about 300GB of footage to sort through, and ended up having to replay the game about 3 times in total during the editing process to get all the fo...

Smart House

Jump, jump, the house is jumping.

THE FINAL PEANUTTING IS UPON US

When I started the year, I thought I would make it to 100k by December if I was very, very lucky. But since I hit 90,000 a couple of days ago, it's starting to look like the channel will reach 100,000 sometime in the next 30 days or so. That leads me into two points of order.

1. Upon rewatching the final Peanuts video for the first time in a few months, I realized there are a few more edits I want to make to it. I want to add more drops, remove redundant lines, and just generally clean...

June Patron Update

Felicitations Patrons! Well, that month was fucking nuts. I actually put out a video! And somehow we even made it to #14 on trending!

This has been far and away the most successful month for the channel ever, and I'm very grateful for all your support. The month of may has seen the channel grow by 36,652 subscribers, which is kind of insane. In terms of overall growth, this is what my lifetime ...

The Thirteenth Year

YOU'RE A FISH! IT'S NOT A METAPHOR!

Fallout 4 is great actually: Cut Content

I thought it might be interesting to see what I cut out from the final draft of the script. All of this was recorded, but I removed it from the final video, either for time, redundancy, or because it just didn't flow. There was also an even longer Institute diatribe that I cut before recording, but that was genuinely 3 pages of tin-foil hat ranting, but I managed to distill it into the paragraph below.

I've underlined the parts I cut:

But why is Fallout 4 my favo...

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Slightly Early Access: Fallout 4 is great actually, and I'm tired of pretending it's not

You guys have to be the most patient patrons. I promise the next one won't take this long.

May Patron Update

Hello, glorious patrons! The Fallout 4 video has been maybe the second or third most complex project I've taken on. In the last two weeks, I've had less time to work on it than I'd have liked. However, in an ideal world, I should be able to finish the rough cut this weekend and publish it soon after.

Because of the way I make my videos, there tends to be a lot of make-work. I could literally just keep adding editing layers to a video forever. So, May 18th is my "pencils-down" deadline...

Fallout 4 Terribly Summarized Intro

You all have been supernaturally patient while I hammer this thing out, so I thought you should at least get a sneak peak.

April Patron Update

Hey folks!

Production on the Fallout 4 video is in full swing. I'm targeting a release by the end of the month. Consequently, I'm not planning on doing any work on the DCOM review series until this thing hits the main feed. I'd like to give patrons a preview of the intro once it's done, though. And I'll post the link to Patreon the night before it goes live. As it stands, the video rough cut is a little over 35 minutes, which makes it my longest video edited in this style. Since the Mas...

Can of Worms

Taking a break from working on the Fallout 4 video to make this. I think it was worth it.

March Patron Update

With the Fallout 4 video script at around 90% completion, my goal is to get it finished and recorded by Monday and to have a rough edit finished by the end of the month. I have a Can of Worms DCOM video about halfway done, and I plan to get that published here this month, but most of my efforts will go to completing the main Fallout 4 video. After that, I'm not 100% sure what to do.

Making a full Fallout 76 video sounds like a torturous experience (and I've been perma-banned according...

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

Zetus Lapetus!

Halloweentown

I probably ranked this one higher than I should have. But I also know if I ranked this lower I would probably get death threats. 

Brink!

This movie restored my will to live after You Lucky Dog. In my travels, I watched only two movies I would actually recommend, and one of them is Brink!

You Lucky Dog

This one's fucking bullshit.

Under Wraps 1997

The first part of my DCOMs Ranked video. I figured it would be easier to make 114 small videos and stitch them together for the final product than pound my head against a 6 hour Premiere Pro timeline. Keep in mind this is a slice of a larger video, so please forgive any non sequiturs. I'm also not going to make a 20-minute video on every movie, or this thing will never get finished. So consider these as abridged reviews.

A Thought

I've been thinking about how to feed exclusive or early access content to you fine Patrons even while I work on my Fallout 4 video. Something I've wanted to do for years now, really since I started the channel, is make a video ranking every Disney Channel Original Movie. If you want to ask me why, all I can give you is a shrug and some line about how all great art is born of suffering. 

But since I did actually watch all of these fucking things, you can bet your ass I'm going to tr...

Early Access: Every Peanuts Movie Ranked

For whatever reason, I really want the Fallout 3, New Vegas, and Fallout 4 thumbnails next to each other. But I had this one in the pipeline, so I figured I'd give it to the patrons early access.

It's a Peanuts Holiday Specials Tier List, Charlie Brown!

The audio-only version of the just-as-good sequel to the original Peanuts video.

I Watched All the Peanuts Specials You Didn't Know Existed

The audio-only version of my YouTube video, made available for your listening pleasure. Hopefully it makes sense without any of the visuals. 

Welcome to the Thunderdome

Welcome to the official patron stream for Big Beak Entertainment. I'll try to keep the posts entertaining, informational, and the typos to a minimal. My goal is to post exclusive content like behind-the-scenes features, video updates, and very occasionally some videos too niche for YouTube.