Absurd Cookie

Kim x Giants [Preview]

New 9 minute vid for Single Bite :D
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Kim x Giants

Kim was not in her mood, she needed some hard fucking, standards for which have raised to exceptionally giant dicks!

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Kim x Giants  

Leah x Giants [Single Bite, Preview]

Full scene 9 Minutes long Here :)) 

Lala x Giants [Single Bite, Preview]

Full scene 12 minute long HERE :)) 

Lala x Giants

Now Lala gets it all from a huge Giant!

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Lala x Giants 1
Lala x Giants 2 

Maya & Eiena x Giants [Whole Cookie, PREVIEW]

I've decided to post free previews, so you'll know what to expect, and decide if you want my cookies or not :D

So, the full scene is 17 minutes long overall: DOWNLOAD FULL VERSION HERE 

Leah x Giants

3 Giants fulfilling Leah's needs!
(9 Minutes overall!)

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Leah size comparison video
Leah x Giants 1
2023-11-30 11:13:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Giant Bois X Maya & Eiena

3 Giants having fun with Maya & Eiena, they barely hold few seconds without cumming,
And keep filling Eiena & Maya again and again, with lots of hot cum.

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Maya X Giant Boi
Eiena X Giant Bois 

Shey x5 Cumshots! 29 Minutes of action!

Imagine yourself not needing a break after you came once, you just can keep on cumming again and again, and then go and cum again, and only afterward go to sleep.
This is exactly what an Absurd Cookie is about!

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The only issue, is my graphics card - it can't handle that much guys cumming simultaneously :(  The avarage FPS here is 24, may b...

Shey X 5 Rub

This is a new record!
5 Males have their dicks rubbed on Shey's body simultaneously!

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Shey x4 Cumshots!

Rarely, but sometimes a warmup feels too good. That's the case here :)

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Shey X 4 Rub

Well, this fracture of the story begins with x4 warmup :)

Everyone wants to feel the soft skin of Shey, and those guys couldn't wait any longer.

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Shey x Boarman x Vark

Well, let's be honest, there was enough space for another one :D
Vark joined the party, covering Shey's face with cum, as Boarman cuminflates her once again.

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Another 8 minutes of Shey X Boarman X Vark 

Shey x Boarman

Ok, This is another 8 minutes of the previous story.
This time Boarman allowed Shey to take off her dress, which was already soaked in cum.

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Naked Shey X Boarman Main
Naked Shey X Boarman Extra 

Shey In Red X Boarman

Just found out, that there is part of the story missing!
Right before the Minotaur, this Pigman broke the line, to cum inside Shey without letting her undress! 

But everyone took it with empathy. Because everyone knows how strong the first bite of an absurd cookie is!

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Week Summary (September 3-9)

I decided that now at weekends, I'll be making e a public post about what I managed to do last week.

Just so the page will not look blank, for public users, so everyone who enters will see, what kind of content is present here, and decide if that is something he likes, and is willing to support.

So the last week, I've been working on the Shey x Rhino Update.
It was the difficult one because I had to achieve better sounds, 2K resolution, and 60 fps, which my machine is unable to...

Shey X Rhino 4,5,6,7 Cams

And as intended, Whole Cookie supporters receive the whole cookie!
9 Minutes in total!
Thanks for staying with me!

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Shey X Rhino Cam 4
Shey X Rhino Cam 5
2023-09-09 18:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Shey X Rhino 2,3 Cam

Few more cams for Single Bite :))
4 minutes in total.

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Shey X Rhino Cam 2
Shey X Rhino Cam 3

Shey X Rhino - 1st Cam

Camera: 1 out of 7.
2 Minutes.
Redesigned sounds, stable 60fps, and 2k resolution.

Have fun!

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Shey X Rhino 1st Cam. 

Next Update In Progress

Achieved stable 60 fps video at 2K resolution, by recording everything in slomo, and speeding it up at montage.
It turned out to work pretty well!

only the sound left to be redesigned a bit.

Whole Cookie - Minotaur x Shey (20 Mins!)

Those are another 8 camera angles!
And I'll remind you - This animation is custom! you don't get it with the game from Adeptus Steve. You make it yourself in his game!

And now, just enjoy these :)

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Containing Folder
2023-08-31 21:05:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Single Bite! And Minotaur X Shey

4 Cameras, 15 minutes, 4 huge cumshots from Minotaur!
That is the power of a single bite of my cookie!

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2023-08-31 06:04:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Shey In Red - Deepthroat

Congratulate Shey, for her initiation into our sexual anarchist movement! Almost 10 minutes of intense deepthroat with Minotaur.

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2023-08-26 08:41:55 +0000 UTC View Post

Absurd Cathedral (Sex Cathedral) Update

I will not pretend that I'm a good designer,  First of all, I need something to start recording interesting stuff. So I'll complete this hall roughly and over time I'll add details while making records.

Absurd Cathedral in progress

Hey hey!  Started to work on the "Absurd Cathedral" concept. Because fucking in the middle of a flat desert looks less appealing than fucking in a special place for it :))) 

The drawing is abstract, but the main idea is clear! :D

Demon Girl (BTS)

A bit of extra before the main absurd update :)
Some raw unedited videos with the Demon Girl.
9 videos, 3 of them - sex scenes.
Hope you'll like it :)

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Demon Girl 2K Quick shot

Despite her appearance, this girl has nothing to do with demons or evil.
But she can bite if you won't pay her attention in time :)

I'm looking for a place for her in our absurd story, and I'll share the result very soon :)

Download the 2K video from the attachments :) 

Free stuff on Twitter!

Due to Patreon rules, I can't post uncensored sexual content in public for free.

But I sure can on Twitter!! :D
Absurd Cookie🔞 on Twitter: "Mmmmmm... Some work in progress :D Tried to mix a few animations, with Jack O Pose.

Shey X King Kral (Main)

The previous one had about a minute, before a King noticed him fucking someone, that he would like to fuck too. And they can't go in together, obviously because, King Kral is too damn big.


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Shey X Kral (BTS)

The full record of choosing the best angles for the main update,

before King Kral, has approached Shey to fuck her too.

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