AGATHA! Dame Agatha Christie was a British novelist. Her books were and are so popular that she's credited with being the best-selling fictional author in history, having flogged 2 billion books. Primarily known for her characters Hercule Poirot and Jane Marple, Christie's works concern murder mysteries with increasingly bizarre plots. She's always been a staple in my family's viewing and reading, to the point that I've always seen her stories as sort of puzzles that a person could potentiall...
2023-12-10 00:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Join Nova in this detailed tutorial as she unveils the secrets to transforming lacklustre wigs into beautiful masterpieces once more! β¨
2023-12-09 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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The winner of Novympia's Arsehole Race season 4, Steamy Nix and her troupe of handlers sit down to open their ridiculous prize package.
2023-12-05 16:31:14 +0000 UTC
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...and it's a Full Of Bard starring Nova 'Willy' Shakes. William Shakespeare is a name celebrated and feared the world over, as hoards of school children are forced to read his great works and think 'wtf is that'. I've invited Nova onto the pod today to take a trip down memory lane while we discuss which of Shakespeare's plays we studied at school and why his contribution to the world of literature is so important....
2023-12-03 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Not to be one that denies herself dumb stuff from the internet, Nova woke up and chose violence YET again by buying a 'Cookeez Makery' toy, much to Olympia's chagrin.
2023-12-02 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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In 2024 we're gonna trial a brand new podcast where we take the problems you have submitted to us and try our best to solve them on air! Whether this be in the form of relationship advice, trouble at your day job or drag advice we will try our best to answer your questions with a delicate balance of genuine care mixed with a dash of our usual sarcasm and self deprecating humour. This podcast will be publicly available and not a Patreon exclusive!
Each episode will have a general theme b...
2023-11-27 13:43:47 +0000 UTC
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Oh stop it, this is so cute. Educating Rita is a 1983 British drama film starring Julie Walters as a gobby lady who just wants to learn about poetry for some reason. It's one of those films where very little actually happens but it's also wildly poignant, as the brassy and common-as-all-arse Rita faces off with a drunk university tutor played by Michael Caine. When I first saw this, I didn't stop proclaiming, "Wouldn't you simply die without Mahler?" for about a week...
2023-11-26 00:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Having sampled tasty treats from all over the globe, we've finally fulfilled your requests to chow down on what we consider to be quintessential snack foods from Britain.
2023-11-25 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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In June of 1979, a large fire destroyed the ghost train ride at Australian amusement park, Luna Park, resulting in the deaths of 7 people. I'd heard of this tragedy before but Netflix recently dropped a documentary called Exposed: The Ghost Train Fire which interviews survivors, witnesses and police officials all linked with the disaster and hints that the officially determined cause for the fire might've been an absolute pile.
This one is a bit heavy so skip i...
2023-11-19 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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This month, yer gerls are discussing the delicious downfall of a British woman who stole charity money, Nova's love of the new Britney Spears book and the curse of the kitchen bin, while Wendy Williams and 'Native New Yorker' makes a spectacular return to the channel.
2023-11-18 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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2023-11-13 15:52:45 +0000 UTC
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Rosemary & Thyme is a British mystery drama and quite the most preposterous thing you could ever watch. It's described as a 'cosy', which is a work of fiction that does away with sex and violence, in this case, in favour of ludicrous storylines. The two leading ladies are gardeners (THEY'RE ALSO CALLED ROSEMARY & THYME!) who solve murders that seem to keep happening around them. It's quite one of my favourite televisual treats and it's soon to be one of yours...
2023-11-12 00:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Today we're playing song association inspired by the Elle series, with none of the budget.
2023-11-11 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We can't believe that we already have our first song for next year's #Eurovision Song Contest! Join us as we react to France's 2024 entry for the first time.
This video has been re-uploaded due to a copyright claim by UMG.
2023-11-09 00:29:12 +0000 UTC
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Simone is a 2002 American science-fiction romp of ridiculous proportions, starring Al Pacino and the woman from The 40-Year-Old Virgin who wants to steal all your crap. Conceivably the most far-fetched story about a director secretly using an AI actress to make award-winning films, it may have once been daft but today seems more like a horror than a comedy. Nova absolutely hated how implausible this film was when she first saw it, while I ap...
2023-11-05 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Paranormal Activity is an American found-footage horror franchise that managed to do the seemingly impossible after an absolute slew of shite was released following the explosion of The Blair Witch Project. It took a style of filmmaking that felt like it was a one-time, lightning-in-a-bottle, could-never-work-again moment and turned it on its arse. Like most horror franchises they squeezed every last drop out of the concept and dumped it in ...
2023-10-28 23:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Even the words... 'Novympia Parody'... bring chills to the spines of many. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! π Join us as we visit historic Knowlton Church to investigate some paranormal activity.
2023-10-28 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Ready for another chapter? Part 3 of our series in which we discover the disturbing history of our hometown.
2023-10-21 17:00:05 +0000 UTC
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It's time for a festive edition of Novympia's Faves & Sh*tters! This month we both have musical artists to share, some love for a certain Greek dip and an old lady rant from Lymp as she describes her struggles with another every day piece of tech.
2023-10-20 16:49:16 +0000 UTC
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Join us on our quest to find Halloween goodies in the UK! We explore a variety of shops including major supermarkets and homeware stores, to try and uncover the creepiest and most creative Halloween decorations, costumes, and other treasures. Whether you're looking for inspiration for your own spooky celebrations or simply want to get into the Halloween spirit, we got you covered. ππ¦π»
2023-10-16 14:37:17 +0000 UTC
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Scary Movie is an American horror parody franchise that sat at the pinnacle of humour and culture for teenagers around the world in the early 2000s. Led for the first 4 movies by stunning performances from Anna Faris and Regina Hall, who were strangely overlooked by The Academy, each film in the franchise would spoof popular horror properties. I'll obviously talk about the 4th and 5th but we can pretend they don't exist. Even the 3rd one is a bit of a dog but it open...
2023-10-14 23:00:46 +0000 UTC
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...which we don't say very often since we've obviously carved more of these things than you could fit into a large stadium.
2023-10-14 22:10:40 +0000 UTC
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π» SPOOKY SEASON BEGINS! This week we're finally creating an animatronic from scratch and obviously it was not as simple as we thought it would be.
2023-10-08 08:45:04 +0000 UTC
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Final Destination is an American horror franchise that as of this ep, consists of 5 movies and a lot of hot air. Spanning the naughties (otherwise known as the decade for which taste was completely absent), the premise of each film centres on a barely-fleshed out character having a premonition of a deadly disaster. Having survived the disaster, a group of morons would then try and outwit 'death' who was consistently coming up with increasingly-elaborate methods to ha...
2023-10-07 23:00:03 +0000 UTC
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π©πͺ JA, NATURLICH! Today yer gerls are opening the largest snack box we've ever been sent - it was so large that we couldn't finish it... all the way from Germany!
2023-10-02 17:47:41 +0000 UTC
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In case anyone was concerned the viral Magic Mixies toys might make their son bat for the other team, the developers have created a brand new version to appeal to your fragile masculinity.
2023-10-01 12:59:56 +0000 UTC
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Saw is an American horror movie franchise that year after year would serve up the most farfetched plots about a terminally ill man who produces complex murder-machinery, framed within seizure-inducing editing. Of course it's absolute grade-A cack but GOD did we always come back for more. The ending of Saw II in particular was masterful writing in the eyes of teenage Lymp and I will say having recently rewatched it that it's worth more than the Rotten Tomatoes score i...
2023-09-30 23:00:03 +0000 UTC
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This month's list of hits and misses include Olympia's disdain for headphones, Nova's new favourite trading card game and the garbage heap that is Chicken Run 2.
2023-09-24 13:01:08 +0000 UTC
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Searching For Sugar Man is a 2012 documentary about a mysterious search conducted by two men who were looking into the history of a popular singer in South Africa. Armed with urban legends of the grisly death of American recording artist Sixto Rodrigues, the men would go on to uncover a once-in-a-lifetime truth that you honestly couldn't write.
Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
2023-09-16 23:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Join us! ...as we realise a lifelong dream and hop the Atlantic to visit witchypoo HQ - Salem, Massachusetts.
2023-09-16 10:35:52 +0000 UTC
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