RAMBLE TIME - THE KNOCKS KEEP COMING
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
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RAMBLE TIME - IT IS HARD TO RECORD WHEN YOU ARE SICK
Hark! Listen to Orchid try to record when ill, then listen as she descends into a ramble.
CHRISTMAS AUDIO | SAD CAT GIRL ROLEPLAY | Your Cat Girl Best Friend Adores Christmas, Why Then Is She Such a Sad Little Kitty? | I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claws
Oh, you think drama is your ally. But you merely adopted drama; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a drama cat, by then it was nothing to me but SAD CAT SOUNDS!
[F4A] I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claws [Best Friend Roleplay][Cat Girl Roleplay][Neko][Monster Girl Roleplay][Christmas][Santa Is a Big Fat Ginger][Sad Cat Sounds][Cute Kitten Sounds][Scritches][Christmas Cat Cuddles][Christmas is Cancelle...
2022-12-18 23:50:29 +0000 UTC View PostCHRISTMAS AUDIO | SAD CAT GIRL ROLEPLAY | Your Cat Girl Best Friend Adores Christmas, Why Then Is She Such a Sad Little Kitty? | I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claws
Oh, you think drama is your ally. But you merely adopted drama; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a drama cat, by then it was nothing to me but SAD CAT SOUNDS!
[F4A] I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claws [Best Friend Roleplay][Cat Girl Roleplay][Neko][Monster Girl Roleplay][Christmas][Santa Is a Big Fat Ginger][Sad Cat Sounds][Cute Kitten Sounds][Scritches][Christmas Cat Cuddles][Christmas is Cancelle...
2022-12-18 23:42:09 +0000 UTC View PostCHRISTMAS AUDIO | SICK FLATMATE ROLEPLAY | Your Flatmate Has Been Sick Before, but Never to the Point Where She Broke Out in Song About Her Feelings for You | I Have a Cold, It’s Snot Funny
[F4A] I Have a Cold, It’s Snot Funny [Flatmate Roleplay][Best Friend Roleplay][Last Christmas][I Am Not Good at Being Sick][Delirium][Bad Singing][Cringey][Love Confession][Rhyming Is Hard][Wall of Cushions][Gender Neutral][Your Flatmate Has Been Sick Before, but Never to the Point Where She Broke Out in Song About Her Feelings for You]
2022-12-18 00:20:35 +0000 UTC View Post2022 Has Been a Trash Fire
I wasn't going to post this as it feels a little "content creatory," but I recorded it for a reason, so here we go.
2022-12-15 22:29:54 +0000 UTC View PostYANDERE YULETIDE | YANDERE MARINE ROLEPLAY | The Situation Becomes Scarily Serious When You Don’t Tell Your Best Friend What She Wants to Hear | I Can Fix This
[F4A] I Can Fix This [Best Friend Roleplay][Yandere Roleplay][Obsession][Marine Listener][Marine Roleplay][Jealousy][Disappointment][Science Fiction][Manipulation][Control Implant][Gender Neutral][The Situation Becomes Scarily Serious When You Don’t Tell Your Best Friend What She Wants to Hear]
2022-12-15 22:14:27 +0000 UTC View PostCHRISTMAS AUDIO | SICK FLATMATE ROLEPLAY | Your Flatmate Has Been Sick Before, but Never to the Point Where She Broke Out in Song About Her Feelings for You | I Have a Cold, It’s Snot Funny
[F4A] I Have a Cold, It’s Snot Funny [Flatmate Roleplay][Best Friend Roleplay][Last Christmas][I Am Not Good at Being Sick][Delirium][Bad Singing][Cringey][Love Confession][Rhyming Is Hard][Wall of Cushions][Gender Neutral][Your Flatmate Has Been Sick Before, but Never to the Point Where She Broke Out in Song About Her Feelings for You]
2022-12-15 21:34:23 +0000 UTC View PostYANDERE YULETIDE | YANDERE MARINE ROLEPLAY | The Situation Becomes Scarily Serious When You Don’t Tell Your Best Friend What She Wants to Hear | I Can Fix This
[F4A] I Can Fix This [Best Friend Roleplay][Yandere Roleplay][Obsession][Marine Listener][Marine Roleplay][Jealousy][Disappointment][Science Fiction][Manipulation][Control Implant][Gender Neutral][The Situation Becomes Scarily Serious When You Don’t Tell Your Best Friend What She Wants to Hear]
2022-12-15 21:32:53 +0000 UTC View PostYANDERE YULETIDE | PERKY YANDERE BARISTA ROLEPLAY | Somehow, the Adorable and Overly Keen Barista Knows Exactly How You Enjoy Your Coffee | The Perfect Cup of Coffee
[F4A] The Perfect Cup of Coffee [Barista Roleplay][Perky][Yandere Roleplay][Batshit Crazy][Obsession][Infatuation][Stalking][Coffee][Dark][Unravelling][Why Won’t You Let Me Love You?][Gender Neutral][Somehow, the Adorable and Overly Keen Barista Knows Exactly How You Enjoy Your Coffee]
YANDERE YULETIDE | SECRET YANDERE SUPERVILLAIN GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | A Crazed Ex-girlfriend’s Attempt to Murder Your Sweet Librarian Girlfriend Uncovers a Dark Secret | Awfully Wonderful
[F4A] Awfully Wonderful [Yandere Roleplay][Supervillain Roleplay][Girlfriend Roleplay][Lies and Deception][Wickedness][A Case of Bad Timing][Crazy Ex-girlfriend][Assassination Attempts][Everyone Blames the Villain][The Voice][Gender Neutral][I Know What’s Best for You][Gender Neutral][A Crazed Ex-girlfriend’s Attempt to Murder Your Sweet Librarian Girlfriend Uncovers a Dark Secret]
2022-12-14 16:58:27 +0000 UTC View PostYANDERE YULETIDE | SECRET YANDERE SUPERVILLAIN GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | A Crazed Ex-girlfriend’s Attempt to Murder Your Sweet Librarian Girlfriend Uncovers a Dark Secret | Awfully Wonderful
[F4A] Awfully Wonderful [Yandere Roleplay][Supervillain Roleplay][Girlfriend Roleplay][Lies and Deception][Wickedness][A Case of Bad Timing][Crazy Ex-girlfriend][Assassination Attempts][Everyone Blames the Villain][The Voice][Gender Neutral][I Know What’s Best for You][Gender Neutral][A Crazed Ex-girlfriend’s Attempt to Murder Your Sweet Librarian Girlfriend Uncovers a Dark Secret]
2022-12-13 22:36:35 +0000 UTC View PostYANDERE YULETIDE | PERKY YANDERE BARISTA ROLEPLAY | Somehow, the Adorable and Overly Keen Barista Knows Exactly How You Enjoy Your Coffee | The Perfect Cup of Coffee
[F4A] The Perfect Cup of Coffee [Barista Roleplay][Perky][Yandere Roleplay][Batshit Crazy][Obsession][Infatuation][Stalking][Coffee][Dark][Unravelling][Why Won’t You Let Me Love You?][Gender Neutral][Somehow, the Adorable and Overly Keen Barista Knows Exactly How You Enjoy Your Coffee]
2022-12-13 22:34:52 +0000 UTC View PostCHRISTMAS AUDIO | LONELY NEIGHBOUR ROLEPLAY | Your New Neighbour Is an Accidental Cat Thief Who Feels Paw-Ful About It and Wants to Apologise With Cake | Cleo Is a Con Cat
[F4A] Cleo Is a Con Cat [Girl Next Door Roleplay][New Neighbour][Inadvertent Cat Thief][Reverse Comfort][Christmas][Meet Cute][Awkward AF][Undercover Pyro][Nerdy Girl Roleplay][Fresh Starts][Adorkable][Christmas Cake][That Is Not Very Klingon of You Cleo][Crushing on You][Gender Neutral][Your New Neighbour Is an Accidental Cat Thief Who Feels Paw-Ful About It and Wants to Apologise With Cake]
CHRISTMAS AUDIO | LONELY NEIGHBOUR ROLEPLAY | Your New Neighbour Is an Accidental Cat Thief Who Feels Paw-Ful About It and Wants to Apologise With Cake | Cleo Is a Con Cat
[F4A] Cleo Is a Con Cat [Girl Next Door Roleplay][New Neighbour][Inadvertent Cat Thief][Reverse Comfort][Christmas][Meet Cute][Awkward AF][Undercover Pyro][Nerdy Girl Roleplay][Fresh Starts][Adorkable][Christmas Cake][That Is Not Very Klingon of You Cleo][Crushing on You][Gender Neutral][Your New Neighbour Is an Accidental Cat Thief Who Feels Paw-Ful About It and Wants to Apologise With Cake]
2022-12-12 22:23:22 +0000 UTC View PostYANDERE YULETIDE | YANDERE STALKER ROLEPLAY | She May Be Your Stalker, but She Considers Herself to Be Your Girlfriend | Anniversary
[F4A] Anniversary [Yandere Roleplay][Obsession][Infatuation][Stalking][Tenacity][Batshit Crazy][Are You Flirting With Me?][Sneaky Sneaky][Gender Neutral][She May Be Your Stalker, but She Considers Herself to Be Your Girlfriend]
YANDERE YULETIDE | YANDERE HOUSEMAID ROLEPLAY | Your Housemaid Has Been Given Her Notice, as Your Secretary Girlfriend Is About to Move In | Maid to Love You
[F4A] Maid to Love You [Maid Roleplay][Yandere Roleplay][Dark][Jealousy][Obsession][Imagined Relationship][Taking Out the Rubbish][Making a House a Home][Making You Feel Loved][Snakelike Secretary][Sweet Dreams][Gender Neutral][Your Housemaid Has Been Given Her Notice, as Your Secretary Girlfriend Is About to Move In]
2022-12-07 18:58:21 +0000 UTC View PostReplacement laptop on the way
Does this count as a Christmas saga? So, despite resolving the issue before each recording, the noise cancellation issue reappears halfway through an audio leading to much raging and audio scrapping.
But I have a plan, and so I have ordered a second laptop while I return the demon Intel laptop. No more intel for this cat, just AMD because AMD never betrays me.
As well as that new laptop I have also ordered a tea advent calendar just for Patreon. When was the last time I tort...
2022-12-06 23:10:36 +0000 UTC View PostYANDERE YULETIDE | YANDERE VAMPIRE ROLEPLAY | All She Wants Is for You to Open the Door and Act Reasonably, Which Is Asking a Lot, Given the Circumstances | Just Let Me In
[F4A] Just Let Me In [Vampire Roleplay][Yandere Roleplay][Best Friend Roleplay][Jealousy][Obsession][Supernatural][Dark][Yandere Yuletide][Gender Neutral][All She Wants Is for You to Open the Door and Act Reasonably, Which Is Asking a Lot, Given the Circumstances]
2022-12-06 22:51:40 +0000 UTC View PostCHRISTMAS AUDIO | OBLIVIOUS NERD BEST FRIEND ROLEPLAY | Your Best Friend Calls in a Long-Overdue Favour, and You Couldn’t Be Happier About It | A Contract Is a Contract
When the Queen of the Nerds needs to defend her subjects, she calls in a long-owed favour, aka your best friend needs you to go to the office Christmas party with her.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
[F4A] A Contract Is a Contract [Best Friend Roleplay][Nerdy Girl Roleplay][Pretend Relationship][Calling in Favours][Queen of the Nerds][I Must Defend My People][A Love of Excel]The Christmas Party][Oblivious][Practicing Holding Hands][Emma Is a Bully][Anime Heart Eyes][Why So Suspicious?][G...
2022-12-06 22:41:30 +0000 UTC View PostYANDERE YULETIDE | YANDERE STALKER ROLEPLAY | She May Be Your Stalker, but She Considers Herself to Be Your Girlfriend | Anniversary
[F4A] Anniversary [Yandere Roleplay][Obsession][Infatuation][Stalking][Tenacity][Batshit Crazy][Are You Flirting With Me?][Sneaky Sneaky][Gender Neutral][She May Be Your Stalker, but She Considers Herself to Be Your Girlfriend]
2022-12-06 22:19:34 +0000 UTC View PostYANDERE YULETIDE | YANDERE HOUSEMAID ROLEPLAY | Your Housemaid Has Been Given Her Notice, as Your Secretary Girlfriend Is About to Move In | Maid to Love You
[F4A] Maid to Love You [Maid Roleplay][Yandere Roleplay][Dark][Jealousy][Obsession][Imagined Relationship][Taking Out the Rubbish][Making a House a Home][Making You Feel Loved][Snakelike Secretary][Sweet Dreams][Gender Neutral][Your Housemaid Has Been Given Her Notice, as Your Secretary Girlfriend Is About to Move In]
2022-12-06 22:19:31 +0000 UTC View PostCHRISTMAS AUDIO | GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | And Here You Were Hoping That Your Girlfriend Would Be Happy to Be Heading Home for the Holidays | Agony Addams Is Going Home for Christmas
When you're a member of the Addams family, being the black sheep is advantageous; being the pastel sheep is not.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
[F4A] Agony Addams Is Going Home for Christmas [Girlfriend Roleplay][Dark Secrets][Being the Pastel Sheep][I Wish My Family Was the Mafia][Have You Done Any Sword Fighting?][Of Course I Want You to Meet My Family][Awkward AF][The Addams Family][Thing][You Should Have Told Me About the Goat’s Head][Gender Neutral][And Here You Were Hoping That ...
2022-12-06 06:55:57 +0000 UTC View PostYANDERE YULETIDE | YANDERE VAMPIRE ROLEPLAY | All She Wants Is for You to Open the Door and Act Reasonably, Which Is Asking a Lot, Given the Circumstances | Just Let Me In
[F4A] Just Let Me In [Vampire Roleplay][Yandere Roleplay][Best Friend Roleplay][Jealousy][Obsession][Supernatural][Dark][Yandere Yuletide][Gender Neutral][All She Wants Is for You to Open the Door and Act Reasonably, Which Is Asking a Lot, Given the Circumstances]
2022-12-05 22:57:21 +0000 UTC View PostCHRISTMAS AUDIO | OBLIVIOUS NERD BEST FRIEND ROLEPLAY | Your Best Friend Calls in a Long-Overdue Favour, and You Couldn’t Be Happier About It | A Contract Is a Contract
When the Queen of the Nerds needs to defend her subjects, she calls in a long-owed favour, aka your best friend needs you to go to the office Christmas party with her.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
[F4A] A Contract Is a Contract [Best Friend Roleplay][Nerdy Girl Roleplay][Pretend Relationship][Calling in Favours][Queen of the Nerds][I Must Defend My People][A Love of Excel]The Christmas Party][Oblivious][Practicing Holding Hands][Emma Is a Bully][Anime Heart Eyes][Why So Suspicious?][G...
2022-12-05 21:36:41 +0000 UTC View PostCHRISTMAS AUDIO | GIRLFRIEND ROLEPLAY | And Here You Were Hoping That Your Girlfriend Would Be Happy to Be Heading Home for the Holidays | Agony Addams Is Going Home for Christmas
When you're a member of the Addams family, being the black sheep is advantageous; being the pastel sheep is not.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
[F4A] Agony Addams Is Going Home for Christmas [Girlfriend Roleplay][Dark Secrets][Being the Pastel Sheep][I Wish My Family Was the Mafia][Have You Done Any Sword Fighting?][Of Course I Want You to Meet My Family][Awkward AF][The Addams Family][Thing][You Should Have Told Me About the Goat’s Head][Gender Neutral][And Here You Were Hoping That ...
2022-12-05 18:20:47 +0000 UTC View PostI Fixed It!
And then I rambled for 25 minutes about Transformers.
BUT IT WORKS!
2022-12-04 02:55:23 +0000 UTC View PostThe Highs and Lows of Troubleshooting
Come with me on an adventure as we deal with a new audio issue.
Be warned that it get maudlin at the end.
2022-12-04 01:27:34 +0000 UTC View PostNotice Regarding Patreon Exclusive Audios
Because of everything that has happened recently, my audio stream is down to nothing, so in the interest of keeping the flow of audios ongoing for December Patreon Exclusive audios will be posted every Monday (5th/12th/19th/26).
This will allow me to pace recording so that content is continuous without tiring myself out.
Thank you for your patience, and I hope you enjoy the audio that is to come in the next month.
2022-12-01 23:05:21 +0000 UTC View PostCHRISTMAS AUDIO | FLATMATE ROLEPLAY | So Your Mother Believes We’re Dating, and Now I’m Coming Home With You for Christmas | Very Insistent
[F4A] Very Insistent [Best Friend Roleplay][Flatmate Roleplay][Secretly in Love With You][Addicted to Animal Crossing][Why Are You Wearing My Favourite Jumper?][Christmas][How the Hell Did This Happen?][Going Home for Christmas][Gender Neutral][So Your Mother Believes We’re Dating, and Now I’m Coming Home With You for Christmas]