*apologies about the sudden volume increase in the last 5 seconds. I got too excited roleplaying as the Eyeball Lady >w<
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It's Halloween tomorrow...I found some cute items!
Also, I will definitely, absolutely be responsible and only give the squishy fidget toys to older children and tell them not to eat those. I will definitely, absolutely not leave it up to survival of the fittest or anything like that!
Eyeball Lady details:
* Can't see...
2024-10-30 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Hello, beautiful people~
Earlier this month, I ran a YouTube poll about recording old, Halloween-themed scripts from 2018 & 2019.
The title that won the poll was "Elven Witch" -- an elven witch finds a lost human in the forest. The human is under the influence of an enchantment that wipes memories and eventually causes people to waste away as a confused shell.
The elf brings the human back to her cottage, where she feeds them a tea that prepares their system ...
2024-10-23 13:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Hello, amazing people!
Thank you for another round of fun and interesting submissions!
Multi-vote is enabled~
[A] Demigod Love x Human Rogue Warrior
You and the head scholar at the Aether Hub summon a demigod to help a world that is in crisis. To your surprise, the demigod that steps through the portal is Kali: your long-lost love. You and Kali had been friends, comrades-in-arms and madly in love, once. Due to a misunderstanding (on her part), Ka...
2024-10-17 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
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How many tickles do you give a mind flayer to make her laugh?
🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙
After meeting Adna the mind flayer at a speed dating event, you decide to have a second date with her.
You are transported to her mansion by means of a magical business card, and are greeted at the gate by her shadow hound, Puppy. Puppy leads you to the door, and Adna is delighted to see you, introducing you to her dog and inviting you in.
She has lit hu...
2024-10-14 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Adoption: Your New, Doting Mummy
(The story takes place in an alternate-world fantasy Egypt. Link to submit ideas is at end of post~)
You are a scholar of ancient mystical systems, and much of your research is focused on uncovering the lost magicks of Egypt.
In the middle of some work on magical rites, you discover and accidentally trigger a portal that leads to an underground pyramid. Strangely, you see a golden gleam and flicke...
2024-10-10 05:00:42 +0000 UTC
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You are the captain of an anvil carrack named the Stormraven, and you came across an elegant silver dragon shifter during your space explorations.
She has since become a comforting companion, always at your side when you need her.
The carrack is parked on an alien planet, on a mountain overlooking a jungle. As the current mission is paused due to the rain, you and the dragon shifter (currently in her human form) have decided to spend some time together on the observation deck. <...
2024-10-09 06:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hellooooo lovely people (♥ω♥)📖✒️🎀
(Link to submit ideas is at end of post)
The 'Magic: The Gathering' cards yielded such a great variety of characters and places last month, so...LET'S DO IT AGAIN (>w<)📖, but with a different topic.
The topic for October's Patreon-exclusive is: "SUMMONING YOUR VERY OWN COMPANION."
Lonely? No probs! There's very little that a bit of spellwork can't fix! The companion you summon can be a famil...
2024-10-08 02:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Something's moo-ving in the grass~
Have a great week, everyone ( ◕ᴥ◕ )🐄💚🍀
2024-10-07 02:00:03 +0000 UTC
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**This is a copy of the post I made in my channel's YouTube community tab**
Hello, friends! /ᐠ‸⑅‸ ᐟ\ノ"
As I've never done this before, I'd like to have a go at re-recording an old script, with changes to voice acting and a few small edits to the original writing. Let's see how different I sound!
It's spooky month, so the five old audios to choose from are Halloween-themed ones from 2018 and 2019...it's been a while!
Which one would you like to h...
2024-10-05 04:00:05 +0000 UTC
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You and Ika, your samurai fiancée, are mercenaries who have worked alongside each other for many years.
Some months ago, you both fell into a large underground cavern while fighting a warwizard, and discovered a sea-faring dwarven fortress, built by the ancient dwarves.
You decided to repair the fortress together, pouring most of your savings into it, and today, it is finally complete!
What better way to celebrate, than taking a soothing bath in the underk...
2024-09-30 09:00:10 +0000 UTC
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You and your goth wolf girl, Blanca, were set to go to a Howling Merchants concert tonight.
It’s something she has been looking forward to for a looong time.
Unfortunately, extreme, stormy weather and road closures mean that the concert was cancelled 🙁
You are beginning to feel that the storm clouds aren’t only in the sky, but also on top of Blanca’s head. She is sighing, and the set of her ears and mouth remind you of a wolf soaked to the bone (except i...
2024-09-25 18:00:09 +0000 UTC
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You have recently joined a new pilot training program, after most of your team was wiped out by enemy forces.
The program is about learning to fly alien ships, which are semi organic and connect to your brain using BrainSync technology. The technology allows you to issue instructions with your mind, effectively responding to the ship’s prompts and needs with mental commands.
Your training on the simulator has been going incredibly well, and Arla, your instructor, decides t...
2024-09-20 15:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Hellooo sweet and wonderful people!
Here are the story ideas for this month. Thanks so much for your submissions and for taking a look at those cards!
Multi-vote is enabled 💓💓
[A] Faerie Warlock x Mutant Warrior Listener [Love Confession][Birthday][Bigger Celebration][Gifts]
You were a human soldier who was kidnapped by a mad scientist and transformed into a mutant. By luck, you managed to escape before your soul could be taken from you. Using your newfound st...
2024-09-14 18:00:07 +0000 UTC
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For many years, a great war raged between the forces of the Devil King and the Alliance of Free People. Eventually, the Devil King was slain, and the armies disbanded.
Unfortunately, the hatred instilled in the hearts of people on both sides still lived. Someone had to take the first step towards reconciliation and peace.
One of the war heroes of the Alliance decided to make the first move, by proposing a solution that involved a...proposal. His offer to marry one of t...
2024-09-12 18:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Title: A Night In With Your Goth Wolf-Girl
(Link to submit ideas at end of post)
You were supposed to go to the Howling Merchants' concert together tonight, but the event has been cancelled due to inclement weather :<
Your goth wolf-girl is feeling sad because of this, and you attempt to cheer her up by tickling her ears and brushing her tail. She comes around a bit, then you suggest a playing a laid-back game.
After the game ends, ...
2024-09-10 18:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hello, wonderful friends! ヾ(*゚▽゚)ノ Hello♪
(Link to submit ideas at bottom of post)
The topic for September's Patreon-exclusive is: "Celebrating YOU."
You and the speaker character are visiting a special location for the celebration. The celebration can be for anything, such as your birthday, anniversary, starting a new business, slaying a dragon, etc.
STEP 1:
Choose the character type for...
2024-09-06 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
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As the Chosen One™, you are expected to keep the lands free from threats and corruption.
Unfortunately, this means you are often fighting different battles and getting hurt.
Your childhood deertaur friend, Yona, set up a teleport point for you in her front yard so you can get to her when you are in need. Yona is a skilled healer and forest witch, and she always puts you first as she knows how important your job is.
You have just won another battle, and te...
2024-08-31 10:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Following a long stint of hard work out in deep space, you decide to book a session at a virtual reality relaxation clinic. There, you meet an astro-centaur, who you are surprised to see.
She explains that after the space wars ended, astro-centaurs were no longer needed as ground soldiers, and were relocated to various places. She started a VR relaxation clinic after she found virtual reality portals on the spaceweb, and thought some people would enjoy a live experience.
Aft...
2024-08-28 18:00:07 +0000 UTC
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It’s been a long week! You drag your feet up the stairs to your apartment, and are just about to unlock the door when it suddenly swings open.
Macey, your wife, greets you with great enthusiasm, sweeping you off your feet (literally) into a giant hug.
She directs you towards an herbal footbath and helps you wash, commenting on what she did during the day, and her mercenary contract.
Following the foot bath is a hearty, hot meal, where you are invited to e...
2024-08-24 19:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Mina has just finished putting together a gift for you, before she hears you and Gloria (your expedition captain) at the door.
As soon as Mina sees how stressed you look, she realises that something huge has happened. She has prepared a large bath tub for you and heats the water with her abilities, before you both hop in and cuddle.
You tell her about your recent involvement with the Grand Council, and how your meeting with them yesterday ended up escalating into an alarmingly exp...
2024-08-18 18:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Good day, friends!
Thank you for coming up with such great stories for the different settings!
The poll topics are below - you can vote for as many as you like.
Sending you lots of love~🩷🩷🩷
[A] The Diseased Alraune and the Cursed Pirates
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Alraune_(5e_R...
2024-08-17 15:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Hello, friends!
Link to submit ideas is at the end of the post~
This month's sleep-themed audio:
Astro-centaurs are the result of successful extraterrestrial scientific experiments. The centaurs have heavily augmented bodies and limbs, and their initial purpose was to act as soldiers on the ground in space wars.
Now that a new era of galactic peace has dawned, astro-centaurs have been moved to several different planets to serve other purposes. Their population is grea...
2024-08-12 18:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Whisked away from the earthly realm by an accident, you surrender yourself to non-existence…
…only to be summoned back over a year later, by a lonely necromancer named Betty.
Betty has gone to great lengths to gather the lost fragments of your well-cultivated mind, combined them, and put them back into your undead body.
You are now bound to serve her and listen to her terrible jokes. But maayybe, it will be…fun?
0:00 - 19:31: Dialogue
19:32 ...
2024-08-10 15:00:11 +0000 UTC
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What does Cadence do for fun, when all is quiet?
You guessed it!
Thank you, pickled vegetable jars, you have done us all a great service 👏🥬
2024-08-08 13:00:17 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, friends! /ᐠ‸⑅‸ ᐟ\ノ
(Idea submission link @ bottom of post)
The topic for August's Patreon exclusive is "I'm not feeling well, comfort me and help me feel better."
You can choose:
- Listener is not feeling well, or
- Speaker is not feeling well (reverse comfort)
STEP 1:
Visit "The Vault of Ambience" on YouTube, and select one of their videos for the SETTING of your story. You don't have to watch ...
2024-08-03 12:00:07 +0000 UTC
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You met Princess Matilda months ago when a corrupt noble tried to feed her to you.
But instead of eating Matilda, you ate the man who captured her. Soon after, you and the princess became the best of friends.
Being an outcast among your kind, you lived a secluded and quiet life. Matilda’s secret visits brought you great joy and you shared many memories together.
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It is the night of the castle ball and you decide to sneak in to see the princess. To your delight,...
2024-07-31 11:00:15 +0000 UTC
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Is this…the end? You think to yourself, as you lie in the alleyway. Ah well, it’s been a good run.
Then, you hear it. Somebody is whistling a tune. Your wounds render you too weak to speak or move, but whoever this person is, they come closer. They nearly trip over you, and then – what is this? They are attempting to search you for cyberware they can take.
Luckily, they stop, once they realise you would be more useful to them alive than dead. You find out the p...
2024-07-30 03:00:04 +0000 UTC
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You’ve become a celebrity in the past week, due to your valiance in rescuing the son of an alien king.
One of your gifts from the government includes a stay in the best suite of the Grand Tristar Hotel.
Upon entry, you are greeted by your service-n’-good-company slime girl, Hepii. She leads you to the minibar where you kick back with a cold drink.
Afterwards, it’s massage and gel bath time! And then…bed! 💙
2024-07-27 14:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Your dearest soulmate Ruby has been turned into a ruby dragon, and neither of you know how to undo the transformation.
Oh no...
...or, oh...yes?
2024-07-19 15:00:12 +0000 UTC
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