Burnie and Ashley discuss StarF's burger science, Burnie's anthropological study of Ashley's diet, Heathrow's panic attack, randomizing everything, ghosts in the machine, After Midnight canceled, [weird Rust coincidence, creepy animators,] and The Longhorns' brutal coaching change.
2025-03-27 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss mix tapes, Napsters long history of selling the brand, Atari, Game Informer, James Bond's new producers, Hagrid casting rumors, Spotify's market cap, Ruby Franke, Coogan's Law, influencer regulation, and new unrealistic guidelines on eating times.
Linkdump: 2025.03.26: Mixed Tapes – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-26 11:36:45 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss morning fights, Burnie's revealing confession, Zendaya's MJ is actually Michelle Jones, 23andMe bankruptcy, Horse Armor, Assassin's Creed, criticizing art, Claude plays Pokémon, and the moral quandary of choosing your Pokémon starter.
Linkdump: 2025.03.25: Reputation Destroyer – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-25 11:36:52 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the reception of the Snow White movie, drama that doesn't drive interest, Severance Season 2 finale, the 5000 days since last Game of Thrones, Jump Ship, Mufasa, The Pitt, Adolescence, the Boston Celtics sale, and the NCAA tournament.
Linkdump: 2025.03.24: Snow Why – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-24 10:40:52 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss in great detail their opinions of Severance Season 2. In a possible additional spoiler category, they begin giving their predictions for Season 3 at the 33:43 mark.
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2025-03-23 18:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the Heathrow shut down, UK's travel warning for the US, Austin's tetris architecture, customs brusqueness, portraits of our great leaders, Severance Season 2 finale, Apple's commitment to quality, Fockers 4, nepo parents, and food based celebrities.
Linkdump: 2025.03.21: The Brusque Bus – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-21 11:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the superiority of our podcast, small wins as feel good news, kindness, crowd surfing gone wrong, Coyote vs Acme, Together, and online media vs broad media.
Linkdump: 2025.03.20: The Middle Seat – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-20 11:27:54 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss Auto Tune The News, Gregory Brothers, Butch and Suni splash-down, astronaut muscle memory, parent timers, demonetization, Butch and Sunni's splashdown, toddler timers, and SMS raw dogging in 2025.
Linkdump: 2025.03.19: Raw Dogging The Cell Network – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-19 11:44:30 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley have a fever dream of an episode where they celebrate the return of American Heroes and famed astronauts Butch and Suni. They also ruin any chance of monetizing this episode ever. Also turtles go in your pants.
Linkdump: 2025.03.18: Coming Home – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-18 11:46:25 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss McDonald's hangovers, portion sizes, awful recipe sites, I Love Bees, viral marketing, sharing the misery of a tech problem, crab bucket, known but unsolved issues, Finn's computer adventures, FTL, iPhone 16's big promises, the dismal weekend box office, if A24 made a Looney Tunes movies, The Day The Earth Blew Up, and All You Need Is Kill.
2025-03-17 11:08:43 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley answer your Qs in the March 2025 Q&A.
2025-03-16 23:31:56 +0000 UTC View PostThis weekend we return to answer more of your most burninating questions. Drop them here and we will tackle as many as we can!
2025-03-14 18:32:21 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss Fantasy Life, Black Mirror Season 7, Will Poulter, Mackenzie Davis, Devs, Station Eleven, dystopian prison sentences, Severance Season 2 reception, puzzle box genre, and EU's targeted tariffs.
Linkdump: 2025.03.14: Goats All The Way Down – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-14 11:48:00 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss foot care, guy foot care, SpaceXs scrubbed mission, Butch and Sunni's latest extension, Anora's Oscar marketing campaign, movie swag vs videogame swag, Pokemon Go is sold, Infection Free Zone, games that use real world maps, [ski jump scandals, Lazer Team stories], and running our own city of Austin.
Linkdump: 2025.03.13: Smooth, Beautiful Feet – Morn...
2025-03-13 11:23:51 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss carrying the burden, prolapsed chickens, stupid kid games, Roofball on ESPN, Tag The Movie, Movie Stars vs Influencers, Scarlet Johansson's Instagram pressure, Milana Vayntrub's wildfire relief efforts, and China's fusion record.
Linkdump: 2025.03.12: Survivorship Bias – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-12 10:04:49 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss vague-booking, the one person crying at the party, flash mobs, Improv Everywhere, looting & drugs, AI improv, performance art horrors, and setting the pigs free.
Linkdump: 2025.03.11: Crying At The Party – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-11 11:14:19 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the US time change, Mickey 17, Parasite, Split Fiction, It Takes Two, love for Canadians, Canadian PM change, Royal Shrovetide, Pushball, and Fyre Festival II.
Linkdump: 2025.03.10: Time To Change – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-10 11:04:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Burnie and Ashley sit down to explore Split Fiction, the latest game from Hazelight, the developers behind It Takes Two and A Way Out.
2025-03-10 04:11:32 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss Freddie Wong's new movie, the uncanny Sesame voice demo, the videogame Hall of Fame, guidelines for GOATs, and Friday's greatest song.
Linkdump: 2025.03.07: eGOAT – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-07 12:22:25 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss book hangovers, One Piece, The Witches, villainous traits, the moral safety of zombies, The Recruit, Colton Dunn, Paradise Episode 7, swearing at search engines, AI timebase, Slow Mo Guys, Pokemon Cheetos, and the penny press economic indicators.
Linkdump: 2025.03.06: Pressed For Time – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-06 11:31:04 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss Tim Robinson's perseverance, greatest episodes of television, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, skipping intros & recaps, Disney's release schedule, focal lengths, woolly mice, and HIV resistant people.
Linkdump: 2025.03.05: Countdown To Jesus – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-05 11:58:47 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss a community member enters the international grocery fight, rooftop pigeon culture, rent-a-chicken, In Memoriam rules, Ne Zha 2 breaks two billion, is Avatar animated, Flow, and Oscar's big indie year.
Linkdump: 2025.03.04: Coop Co-op Corp – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-04 11:56:07 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss fish doorbells, bad calendar notes, horseshoe crab blood, most expensive liquids, Oscar winners, Keiran Culkin, Elizabeth Olsen, watching movies from the front row, private landing on the moon, Elon vs Artemis, and Kerbal Space Program.
Linkdump: 2025.03.03: Crab Elixir – Morning Somewhere
2025-03-03 11:34:50 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss a few general topics regarding the podcast before delving into spoilers about the Hulu show Paradise at about the five minute mark. Potentially some very light spoilers for Severance Season One towards the end of the podcast.
2025-03-02 22:39:50 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley test some tech, correct Ashley's ongoing Potter mistakes, curling, Katy Perry in space, Butch & Suni's employment status, Chappell Roan's advanced promotion, Fyre Festival 2, Epstein logs, buying low, and their plans for the weekend.
Linkdump: 2025.02.28: Ladies Night In Space – Morning Somewhere
2025-02-28 11:13:40 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss the passings of Michelle Trachtenberg & Gene Hackman, carbon monoxide speculation, measles in Texas, Ashley's Potter redemption Part One, and the bygone era of character actors as leading men.
Linkdump: 2025.02.27: Bygone Era – Morning Somewhere
2025-02-27 12:06:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Burnie and Ashley talk about Harry Potter casting, Burnie's Potter ignorance, Ashley's dream casting, Dungeon Crawler Carl's casting challenge, the sudden egg economy, cocaine toupees, the silent cost of being American, golden toilets, gold's big boom, TPing & egging, carats from carobs, carob bunnies, and loner Batman.
Linkdump: 2025.02.26: Dumb & Dumbledore – Morning Somew...
2025-02-26 11:21:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Burnie and Ashley discuss tech woes, BIG tech woes, Bybit's heist, Kathleen Kennedy's rumored departure, Rick Berman's Star Trek legacy, Daredevil, and beloved Marvel series.
Linkdump: 2025.02.25: Dare To Devil – Morning Somewhere
2025-02-25 11:20:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Burnie and Ashley discuss Reacher's 100%, Severance's Most Watched Crown, the possible Hooters bankruptcy, Monday's bad rap, patent drama, and Ashley's unappreciated efforts.
Linkdump: 2025.02.24: Patent Toll – Morning Somewhere
2025-02-24 11:09:50 +0000 UTC View PostBurnie and Ashley discuss Captain America Brave New World.
2025-02-22 21:46:22 +0000 UTC View Post