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This week is now next week

Hey folks, quick note to tell you all that Real Life has me booked up today, so this week's scheduled update will happen next week instead, on 7 April. See you then! ;)

Site Update: 17 March 2017

Once again, a Patreon request to write just a little more about Will from “Twinning”, the sexy and mischievous guy/duo with a yen for growing the guys that catch his fancy, turned instead into a huge new two-part story, “Twinning: The college years”, which follows Will to the next stage of his very eventful and lust-driven life. (The Irish object of Will’s affection also serves as my tip of the hat to the fact that today’s update happens to fall on March 17. Happy St. Patrick’s ...

Biweekly Update for Friday, 3 March 2017

I’ve had a bit of stress in my real-life storyline this week (lots of changes up in the air, most of them good), so I was determined to write something fun and frivolous. Thus the new chapter of “Mutation”, the hyperest of all BRK hypercock stories.

The dicks are getting pretty huge in most of the stories lined up for this week, and advancing “Mutation” seemed to fit the theme. And then, as if to confirm that this is National Hypercock Week, we got a new, long-awaited chapter ...

Site Update: 17 February 2017

I had planned to write a fun new chapter in one of my hunky teen dramas, but for some reason this week I just could not get my mind off that tall, dark, bald and beautiful four-armed and unexpectedly twinned Chicago P.I., Jordan Coffey.

So I ended up writing a new chapter of “Toil and Trouble” instead. And it took me in a direction I really was not anticipating when I first set up this storyline, so maybe there’s some kind of supernatural influence being exerted on me, as well. If...

Site Update: 3 February 2017

Huge update this week, including everybody from AKA to Ziel! And this time there are not one but two stories from me, as one of them, the one extending our time with Professor Magnus beyond the classroom, was the result of a Patreon request which, typically, got out of hand as I warmed to the subject.

The other one, The Commute, was a try at getting back to a simple, relatively subtle muscle growth story—something I don’t try my hand at very often. I hope you like.

The last co...

Site Update: 20 January 2017

Consumer note: No one in any of the following stories is orange.

I wrote a new story again for this update! It’s for a very specific thing I have—no, I don’t mean mouthcock. Okay, I do mean mouthcock, but what I really mean is hot sex mixed with sappy. You have been warned.

I’ve been busy with IRL stuff this month so I don’t have much to report on the site. My Tumblr has 1,990 followers at the moment, which means once again we’re at one of those almost-there points tha...

Site Update: Friday, 6 January 2017

Happy new year, everyone! It so happens that 2017 is the twentieth anniversary year for this strange and glorious website. It all started in 1997 when I decided to set up my own place on the web for stories I wrote and stories I liked, and now I’m … well, I’m a little bemused that it’s still going strong. But I’m delighted that folks are finding stuff they like here, especially stuff that’s a little unusual and hard to find, and I honestly enjoy writing stories for Metabods more t...

Biweekly Update for Friday, 23 December 2016

Okay, I swear to Saturn, the story I was writing for this week was supposed to be a simple, wacky transformation story, just a bunch of guys sitting around getting tf’ed, right? But beyond all explanation “Secret Santa” ended up swelling like an growth-serum-overdosed hypercock. I sat down Thursday morning totally planning to write a simple little story, and instead between yesterday and today I somehow ended up writing a fucking 15,000-word novella.

The good news is I had fun wri...

Secret Santa, Parts 1-3

New story: "Secret Santa", Parts 1-3! Joe’s crew at his new firehouse are destined to become very important to him, but the extent to which he’s more and more heart-thuddingly attracted to his handsome, well-muscled workmates worries him more than a little.

Biweekly Update for Friday, 9 December 2016

Sorry about the delay updating, but there was a pretty good reason for it this time: thanks to the improved facilities of my new hosting provider, I’ve been able to port the entire site over to a new, database-driven setup, automating a lot of the site’s capabilities in the bargain and making possible new and hopefully useful features for users both now and in the near future.

For now that includes improved navigation, better cross-listing of stories, and the inclusions of descripti...

Biweekly Update for Friday, 18 November 2016

Thanks for the supportive responses I got in the wake of last week's unanticipated hiatus. Here are this week's new stories, including a new one from me that I'm looking forward to developing further.

Biweekly Update for Friday, 11 November 2016

Sorry, folks. There's no actual update this week. I'm ... just not feeling it. If you know what happened on Tuesday in the States you can probably guess the rest, but the good folks who visit my site are of all political stripes, and I respect that diversity of outlook and experience enough to say no more about it here.

I am planning on doing the update next week, so check back on 18 November. Meanwhile, I'm working on some behind-the-scenes fixes and rethinks that are now possible thanks to t...

Biweekly Update for Friday, 28 October 2016

One of the things I’ve been trying to do this year is to work on my writing, and that includes making an effort to continue stories I’ve started rather than letting my author page become more and more a no-man’s land littered with the abandoned corpses of stories that didn’t live to see a chapter 2. But it’s also occurred to me that I’ve been writing a lot about horny teens and college bros and, while those guys are, to be sure, a big part of the metabods experience, they aren’t...

Biweekly Update for Friday, 14 October 2016

A lengthy update on the results (and repercussions) of the audio stories poll follows below. But first, here’s this week’s new content!

Biweekly Update for Friday, 30 September 2016

First of all, something completely beside the point: having been idly pondering the actual questions that have actually appeared in the nine Four Jocks stories to date (from four (!) different authors), with the eventual goal of continuing one (or adding a new on), I decided just for fun to collect up all the "cards" we've seen so far in "The Game" and throw them up on a special page for you to shuffle through. Go ahead, collect your own jocks around your pool, your conference room, your coff...

Biweekly Update for Friday, 2 September 2016

Here's the latest biweekly update, which I completed while actually wearing my GROW FOR ME tee shirt just for added verisimilitude. Hope you like what you find, and thanks for visiting!

Biweekly Update for Friday, 19 August 2016

Here's the latest update. A commenter invited me to add to Flashmob the next time I was in a replication mood, and this week I found myself thinking, "Hey, I'm kind of in a replication mood." And there followed a new chapter of "Flashmob", this time from the perspective of one of the Keiths. Lots of other good stuff this time too, including quite a few giants and various means of growing yourself with strange technology. Enjoy, and thanks for coming!

Wednesday Biweekly Update for 3 August 2016

Here's this week's amazingly massive update, plus an Important Scheduling Announcement: As a result of my schedule in real-life being rearranged over the next week weeks, the site updates will now shift from Wednesdays to Fridays. That means the next site update will occur on Friday, 19 August.

Look at that update down there—that's eighteen new chapters across thirteen stories, which might be some kind of record. The new stuff certainly has a lot of variety and a lot of a very hot guy...

Wednesday Biweekly Update for 20 July 2016

My intent when I instituted the biweekly updates at the beginning of the year was to write something for at least every other time. But lately I've been writing something for every update. A lot of that has to do with the encouragement that comes from having support on Patreon, which gives me an extra kick to keep contributing to the site's content. Thanks for the Patreon support, folks! And now, this fortnight's batch of new adventures in male erotic transformation, followed by some very coo...

Wednesday Biweekly Update for 6 July 2016

Your fortnightly update is here, with some great new stories from authors old and new. Plus site news! (Advanced search! New navbar! Metabods story-inspired merch!) And whoever had "The Leave-Behind" in the pool for which of my old stories I'd impetuously decide to continue next, you won big! Don't worry, I'll be circling back around to other favorites soon, including "Mind and Body", "Crisis on Carraido", "Ten Ways...", "Boytaurs from Outer Space!", "Mutations", and a few surprises. Thanks a...

Wednesday Biweekly Update for 22 June 2016

Another big update, with 13 new chapters from 7 mostly new stories, featuring all kinds of growth and extras from some of your favorite authors. Don't forget to rate and comment--and if you're inspired, write your own and send it in!

Wednesday Biweekly Update for 8 June 2016

A big update—23 new chapters across seven stories, six of them brand new—and the best part is we start by catching up with the always amazing AKA.

Wednesday Biweekly Update for 25 May 2016

Here's the latest update, more modest this time than the bonanza we had two weeks ago; plus there's some news to follow.

Wednesday Biweekly Update for 30 March 2016

Here’s your biweekly update, including a new and pivotal chapter of “Changing Nick” and a lot more good stuff.

Wednesday Biweekly Update for 16 March 2016

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I’d put the site in green, but I did that already…

I’ve made a few small changes here and there on the site, including adding more links in the Metabods header at the top of the page and a comment count on the “jump to comments” button for each story page. I also realized I didn’t have a category for nipcocks, which is just bizarre, so I added that in. I know I have some other requests for categories pending, and don’t worry, there’s a list and...

Biweekly site update (2 March 2016)

Calling all Metabods authors! If you have a webpage for your stories and/or a Patreon page for your work, please send me the links via the contact page and I’ll gladly include them automatically in all your stories and on your author page. For an example, check out Ziel’s author page.

Meanwhile, here is your biweekly Wednesday update, including all different kinds of weirdness—plus a surprise continuation of one of my own favorite creations, The dudes. Don’t forget to rate and c...

Part 7 of "The Dudes"

I'm very happy to be continuing this story, which has been quiet for quite a while and has had a few continuation requests in the interim. It had sort of come to a stopping point, but I knew I wasn't done with these guys.

Biweekly site update (17 Feb 2016)

Here's the latest update on the site, including a new chapter from me ("Oh Man", part 4).