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Got a Halloween story?

Last year the call for Halloween stories went pretty well, so I'm casting the spell again and seeing what sexy supernats we net this time. Submit soon for the Oct. 30 update!

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Weekly Update: 9 October 2021

This week I had a yen to go back to “Twinning: The College Years” and finally get everyone moving in the direction of that public exhibition of their multiplied hotness at the Shelbyville Street Fair, which they’ve been talking about, in terms of posted story parts, since August of 2018. Some people just cannot get out of the house! Of course, it didn’t help them any that last time I updated ...

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NEW CHAPTER: "Twinning: The college years," Part 8 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: "Twinning: The college years," Part 8 by BRK —The Kevins and Wills get ready to go out in public, though there are many distractions along the way before they even leave the apartment.

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Friday Flashback: October 2013

For this week’s perusal of prurient plotlines from our piles of past perorations, I’ve collected ten posts dating all the way back to the days known to archivists as “October of 2013”. Life was different then, a simpler time, and yet we can feel a commonality with the denizens of that bygone era: they, too, liked muscle-hunk guys and big, lickable cocks.

The next update is tomorrow, 9 O...

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Weekly Update: 2 October 2021

Welcome to the latest Vignette Party! That’s where I write one-scene stories from prompts offered up by my wonderful and sexy suggestion-level Patreonites, and this time I have four such tales. I’m trying to get away from my habit of naming my stories “The X”, so this week we have “The Book in the Basement Stacks” (a cursed-book yarn), “Climax Doesn’t Always Mean Release” (extended ...

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Vignette Party!

The book in the basement stacks by BRK CockGr XAbs MuscGr Musc Handsomer Grad Tf Taller SizeGr Nonc M NS  Eric reluctantly takes refuge from a storm in his college’s enormous and ancient library, and soon finds himself exploring parts of the stacks best left alone.

Climax doesn’t always mean release by BRK Cock Self Musc M M/M/M/...  Jared is pretty much an expert at sucking himself off...

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Friday Flashback: 'Ch' Is for Charles

For this week’s charabancerie through the cheesy chaff of our charming chums, we’re collecting a selection of stories involving guys named Charles, Charlie, or Chuck. The spur came from looking at the list of top U.S. given names and wondering which ones were most common on the site, and realizing that Charles felt underrepresented compared to William, John, and so forth. That got me curious abou...

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Weekly Update: 25 September 2021

For this week’s contribution from me we rejoin Jude, Martin, and Gary on their strange expedition, with more yet to come. Plus lots more besides, so sample as ye may and make sure to comment and upvote the stories you like best.

The next update, on 2 October, is a Vignette Party wherein Suggestion-level Patreon buddies offer prompts for one-scene stories. If you’re one of those, DM me on Pa...

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NEW CHAPTERS: "The expedition", Parts 9–10 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: "The expedition", Parts 9–10 by BRK—Jude, Martin, and Gary are each becoming more in tune with the gods who have claimed them, but they are not as isolated and alone as they think.

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Friday Flashback: Office Hijinx

For this cozy cruise through our cantilevered catacombs of carnal compositions, I’ve collected ten stories about office sexytimes where all kinds of things can happen from the cube farms to the board rooms. Hope you find someone you like to get “business casual” with…

The next update is tomorrow, 25 September. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting.

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The Next Vignette Party is 2 October!

The next VIGNETTE PARTY is 2 October! All BRK Patreonites at Suggestion-level and above are invited to message me with prompts for short, one-scene stories for the 2 October Metabods update. Let me know what kinds of guys and situations you want to see most!  

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Weekly Update: 18 September 2021

This week we check in again on Ray and all the trouble he’s causing thanks to those (Patreon-commissioned) “Resolutions” he keeps making. A lot of other stuff going on down there as well, spreading out in all kinds of directions. Enjoy, and make sure to comment and upvote the stories you like.

The Friday Flashback this week was a collection of hitherto unsurfaced stories, so definitely ch...

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NEW CHAPTER: “Resolutions”, Part 8 by BRK

NEW CHAPTER: “Resolutions”, Part 8 by BRK —After a morning of nonstop sex to take the edge off, Ray, Danny, and Marcel attend the kick-off luncheon mixer, and Ray soon learns Danny’s true effect on a crowd of men.

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Friday Flashback: The Unsurfaced, Part 1

For this week’s itineration through our interned inventory of indecent intimations, I’ve collected a sampling of the Unsurfaced: well-regarded and well-viewed stories that have so far fallen through the cracks for past Flashbacks. Part of the point of the Flashbacks is to gain exposure for stories folks like that live in the archives and might not get seen much apart from people who like to surf ...

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Weekly Update: 11 September 2021

Big apologies for the one-day lag in this week’s update. My unswerving goal for this week was to provide the action-packed finale to my long-running Patreon-commissioned shifter tale, “Finding Owen”, and… I did exactly that (hooray!). Thing is, it turned out I needed two big chapters to cover the climax, instead of the one I’d figured on, plus a third chapter to provide an epilog and potent...

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NEW CHAPTERS: "Finding Owen", Parts 10–12 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: "Finding Owen", Parts 10–12 by BRK—In the conclusion, Owen and his new pack confront the hell beast, knowing that they and only they can prevent the devastation it would unleash on the innocents of the shifter valley.

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Update slightly delayed

UPDATE UPDATE: This week’s update will be delayed one day and will appear instead on Sunday, 12 September. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Friday Flashback: Federal Bureau of Intercourse

For this week’s carriage ride through our rambling repository of remaindered regalings, I’ve collected ten stories that involve federal agents and similar sorts of stalwart, suit-wearing scrutineers. Expect cheap ties, ominous SUVs, smug badge-flashing, and hard-boiled perp talk over diner eggs and old coffee. Enjoy! I also randomly decided to freshen up the Friday Flashback graphic, so there’s...

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Weekly Update: 4 September 2021

A mix of short and long stuff this week, not only from the contributors but somewhat from me as well. First I wrote a new medium-length brace of chapters for “From the Files of the Magic Misuse Office” (more hijinx with Liam and the irrepressible mages, Trent and Travis), then I sort of dashed off a shorter bit called “Curses and Consequences” (about a cursed story—namely that one). And, as...

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Three New Chapters from BRK

NEW STORY: "Curses and consequences" by BRK—Reading this story is a bad idea, but you can’t resist now that you know it’s cursed.

NEW CHAPTERS: "From the files of the Magic Misuse Office", Parts 5–6 by BRK—Liam finds himself lost in a haze of pleasure as he enjoys life, barely aware that something isn’t quite right about his transformed life.

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Friday Flashback: September 2017

For this lark into the leviathanic loot left by our legendary and lascivious lust-laborers, I’ve collected ten lovely postings from September of 2017. Lots of interesting stuff going on that month, and I’m confident you’ll find something to enjoy. As you browse be sure to help others will find the stories you think are worth finding by commenting and upvoting the stories you like. If you have any stories that you want to contribute and maybe have commemorated four years from now in a po...

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Weekly Update: 28 August 2021

This week, my contribution is a large direct commission called “The training program,” in which a group of elite law-enforcement officers are recruited for a highly selective three-week skill-enhancement regime that’s not what it seems to be. Hope you like it! Direct commissions sometimes take me into a bit of uncharted territory for me, and this time I really enjoyed the synergy of fleshing ou...

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NEW STORY: "The training program," Parts 1–5 by BRK

NEW STORY: "The training program," Parts 1–5 by BRK—Recruited to take part in an intense and highly selective three-week LEO training program, Texas Ranger Dusty thinks he and his fellow trainees are in for a lot of hard work and conditioning. What he doesn’t know is what exactly these elite law-enforcement men are being trained for.

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Friday Flashback: It's a Stretch

For this week’s tramp through our tracts of truly tremendous transformations, I’ve collected a few stories that involve a bit of stretchiness. Hope you like.

The next update is tomorrow, 28 August. In the meantime, have fun exploring the archives, and thanks for visiting.

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Weekly Update: 21 August 2021

For this update, I continue the Patreon-commissioned story “The Expedition”, with Jude, Martin, and Gary falling deeper into their encounter with ancient, animated forces on a forgotten Aegean Island. I’d also like to take this opportunity to call for stories from all my readers and visitors. If you’ve got a tale of hot guys getting hotter, or who start out sexier in all the ways that make me...

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NEW CHAPTERS: “The expedition”, Parts 6–8 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: “The expedition”, Parts 6–8 by BRK—Jude, Martin, and Gary become more intimately acquainted with the forces that hold sway on the island, even as their own transformations progress accordingly.

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Friday Flashback: Bulging Biceps

Sometimes with the Flashbacks, the cover image is not related to the story theme or detail I end up spotlighting that week. (When I did “multiple hyperwangs”, for example, I didn’t then start looking for a model who looked like he possessed such attributes. I might have, but the cover images show up on various platforms, some of which are G-rated, so I have to keep them reasonably tame. Plus, i...

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Weekly Update: 14 August 2021

Some of you may have seen this coming. Last week, I observed in passing that I was only just over eight thousand words shy of hitting the frickin’ two million mark for everything I’ve ever posted on the site as BRK. And, of course, I just couldn’t restrain myself from smacking that carnival strongman bell with my big mallet at the earliest possible moment. My usual goal is five thousand words p...

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NEW CHAPTERS: “Resolutions,” Parts 6–7 by BRK

NEW CHAPTERS: “Resolutions,” Parts 6–7 by BRK—Ray wakes up to discover that the changes he thought he’d applied only to Danny had once again rebounded on himself as well. How the heck would he keep the whole conference from devolving into a nonstop fuckfest—and what was he going to do about the now behemoth-sized Brock?

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Friday Flashback: O Canada

For this week’s expedition back through the site’s extremely exotic exhibitions of fantastic fables, I’ve collected ten stories that are set wholly or partially in the estimable nation of Canada, famous throughout the world as the nicer version of the U.S. Yes, the great white north, the land of Mounties, moose, wolverines, and a lot of actors Americans always forget are Canadian. Hope you enjo...

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