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Insistent Assistant 11

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 11

-VB-

Simply existing within the palace was enough for Jack and me to become involved in the politics of the Ilisia Kingdom. Everything happened at a low key but accumulated to make us look like something that we weren’t.

Every selection for a new elite training candidate was political. Every compliment was political. Every smile, every frown, every interaction, and every action was poli...

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Family Business 63

Family Business

Chapter 63

-VB-

They set out again the morning after, but Garen did not expect to run into this kind of problem outside his brother’s lands.

“WITH ME!” he roared as his steed charged forth. Half of the mounted soldiers and the Black Guards rode forth with him.

Their enemies, unorganized bandits by the look of it, jolted in surprise at the thunderous galloping of their charge, and couldn’t ...

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A Young Man's Choking Evil 1

A Young Man’s Choking Evil

Chapter 1

-VB-

1923.09.13

Rhine Front

Louis got off of the truck with his rifle and pack.

“9th Infantry Company over here!” one of the officers of the said regiment called out. “Line up, line up! I want this inspection done within the hour!”

He hurried over to stand in formation with the rest of his squad and quickly stood at attention once they found their place. ...

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Swiss Arms 55

Swiss Arms

Chapter 55

-VB-

“Bandits?” Hans growled.

“Yes, milord!” the thin, graying messenger from Chur bowed while on one knee. “They have attacked and burned down parts of Churwalden! The Prince-Bishop requests your help in culling the lowlives!”

Henry glanced at his cousin and saw her frown. This must not be a usual occurrence.

“Do you need help, baron?” he asked Hans quietly.

Hans...

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Weekly Voting: March 19, 2023

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Insistent Assistant 10

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 10

-VB-

Now.

I am not a fan of politics. I was decent at it in my old life, or I would not have been able to advise my cousin, who regularly came to me for help. I still hated that I had to do a lot of talking on his behalf, but I was glad that at the very least John didn’t fuck it up by doing stupid things.

So I was familiar with politics. I knew enough about it to talk to backdoor ...

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Scrap Metal Philosophy 15

Scrap Metal Philosophy

Chapter 15

-VB-

This was her first day out.

Yes, day.

Initially, she wanted to go out at night, because there would be more villains and criminals to catch, right?

According to Techscav, no, that wasn’t always the case nor was it the optimal choice for her.

“What is your advantage?”

She blinked. “I’m a Master who doesn’t have to be up close to figh...

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Family Business 62

Family Business

Chapter 62

-VB-

Garen took a deep breath in as the warhorse he rode leisurely trotted forward alongside five dozen soldiers that Marr had lent him. He took in the light blue sky with its white clouds, the pale gray cobblestone road, and the green farms all around.

It was picturesque in the best sense possible. This was what Demacia was.

Yet …

Why was it that this was a scene that he saw mo...

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God of What? 16

God of What?

Chapter 16

-VB-

The life of a gutter rat sucked.

While I didn’t understand this because of experience or anything more personal like that, I understood intellectually that being a gutter rat sucked. I come from an era where actual gutter rats would die because someone wanted their liver, kidneys, or hell, even their heart. If it wasn’t that, then they would be recruited to transport narcotics across na...

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Vice Bunker 32

Vice Bunker

Chapter 32

-VB-

Amy stared down at the dildo.

It wasn’t working anymore. It just … wasn’t enough.

She’s already changed the shape, gave it more “girth,” and even more load pump, but it just … didn’t give her the same ecstasy she felt from her first time with it.

It was a horrible feeling, physically and mentally.

Physically, she couldn’t get herself off properly!

Me...

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A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay 60

A Lewd Cultivator in Brockton Bay

Chapter 60

-VB-

When I reported that I had nearly a hundred subdued, formerly armred gangsters and foreign agents, it wasn’t just the PRT and the Protectorate that came rushing but the FBI, CIA, ATF, and the nearest SWAT teams.

Nearly two hundred federal and local agents showed up to make the arrests for those still alive, and quite a number of sheets had to be produced for the dead....

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Weekly Voting: March 12, 2023

Kick the Sphere and Swiss Arms are out after three consecutive updates! 

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Family Business 61

Family Business

Chapter 61

-VB-

Garen followed Marr as his brother led him to his supposed magic weapon and armor-filled armory.

“So magical weapons, huh?” he tried.

“It is a natural part of researching magic. It’s a little bit like researching new tactics and strategem. Just as a general might find new methods of flanking and tricking enemies when he hears that a new stirrup invention allows the cavalrym...

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Insistent Assistant 9

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 9

-VB-

“But you need a crew and a ship! How can you be so willfully contrived as to ignore the call of the sea during an era literally called the Age of Piracy?!”

Jack Sparrow, as he turned out, was a very annoying person. This was made worse by the fact that he very clearly wanted to go out and sail the seas, to claim his adventure as a pirate, and to have fun!

You know, aside fro...

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Scrap Metal Philosophy 14

Scrap Metal Philosophy

Chapter 14

-VB-

“Why a robot?”

“Irony, sentimentality, and history.”

“Please refer to me as Silly.”

“And what’s with the name?”

“Short for silicon.”

“... Now, I feel bad for a robot. Were you always bad at naming?”

“My cape name is Techscav because I scavenged tech from dump yards for my first tech creation. I am just literal.”

“...

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Swiss Arms 54

Swiss Arms

Chapter 54

-VB-

Henry wasn’t a bad guy at all.

He was also the typical man who did manly things like wrestling, contact sports, riding, and the like because that’s just what he did to pass the time and had been taught to do. It was certainly better than whoring, drinking, and torturing.

… Unfortunately, those “manly” activities were the exact kind of things I wasn’t into because I ...

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Kick the Sphere 16

Kick the Sphere

Chapter 16

-VB-

As soon as I created a replicator, I put my plans into action. Despite the fact that replicators could not make anything that was not of themselves and thus really limit their uses, a modified software program was enough to ensure that at the very least there was a “stop all process” emergency button should there ever be some sort of freak accident that unleashed the replicators against me...

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Weekly Voting: March 5, 2023

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Family Business 60

Family Business

Chapter 60

-VB-

Garen carefully swung off his horse after a long journey from the Great City of Demacia to the Jorasmang City.

It was his first time coming to this city since his brother took over, and he saw how much more wealthy the city had become.

The first thing he noticed was the roads. Even great cities like Demacia itself did not extend its roads outside of the city because there was no ne...

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Insistent Assistant 8

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 8

-VB-

“Wakey, wakey!”

I jolted awake at the unfamiliar sound and the bucket of water that got dumped on me.

“What the hell?!” I shrieked as I whirled around to find my victim! ‘I was perfectly fine with dishing out a beating before breakfa-!’ My thoughts came to a screeching halt, however, when I caught sight of exactly who held a wooden bucket still drip...

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Scrap Metal Philosophy 13

Scrap Metal Philosophy

Chapter 13

-VB-

If losing wasn’t enough, then Colin got lambasted for losing in such a public manner. Director Piggot was more than understanding; she saw what kind of damage Techscav had done and told him that “we’ll all do better next time.” It wasn’t his fault that he wasn’t a parahuman cape on par with Techscav.

That thought hurt.

No, the ones who attacked him for his failur...

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Kick the Sphere 15

A/N: so. two exams, a clinical, one lab, and also sick for two days. My condition is not great. It is not an excuse for me to produce subpar work, so if this came out to be subpar, you lot have to tell me so I can fix it, because my ability to reason and decide is currently being hampered by my illness. It might be a little short because I literally cannot sit down for more than thirty minutes before...

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Swiss Arms 53

Swiss Arms

Chapter 53

-VB-

The guard detail that Henry brought with him was meant to be an intimidating show of force to a newly raised noble ruling over a small but strategically important valley that connected the Eastern Alps to the Swabian Alps.

So why was it that when he finally found himself staring down from atop his horse at that peasant lord, he was the one who felt threatened? As if the knights and men-at-arm...

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Weekly Voting: Feb 26, 2023

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Scrap Metal Philosophy 12

Scrap Metal Philosophy

Chapter 12

-VB-

Now that he was here, Taylor didn’t know how to act or think!

Sure, she’s seen and met him quite a number of times, but it was different when her dad was involved! Would he judge her for acting a certain way with this clearly older guy? Did he think she was a villain in the making? Would he force her int-?

“Normally, telling people to relax does not work unless the per...

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Family Business 59

Family Business

Chapter 59

-VB-

Life was supposed to return to normal.

When I returned home after another visit to the royal capital, I misunderstood one passing woman’s intent, for which I apologized with a letter and monetary compensation. Sure, that’s cold comfort for someone who’s been in a jail cell, but it was the least I could do. The majority of my peers might not think so; even Lux had been confused as t...

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Insistent Assistant 7

Insistent Assistant

Chapter 7

-VB-

So.

Yeah.

That happened.

The ugly as fuck hostage we saved, who looked like he had been kidnapped right from his bedroom, was in fact the king of the Ilsia Kingdom.

As such, Thorkell and I suddenly became welcome heroes in the kingdom, and now, the tow of us sat in front of the king in one of the many untouched meeting rooms within his palace. Despite the fact that t...

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Swiss Arms 52

Swiss Arms

Chapter 52

-VB-

I did a lot of things while I waited for the response from the younger duke of Upper Bavaria and the arrival of Isabella’s cousin. One of the minor changes included upgrading my one and only armor set. There was only a beaten iron chestplate, full-face covering iron mask, and a bear fur cloak. They were… serviceable. Isabella, however, suggested that I tried to improve upon it because it could ...

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Kick the Sphere 14

Kick the Sphere

Chapter 14

-VB-

Before I began making more ships for the inevitable battle that was to break out, I asked myself what I wanted… no.

I asked myself what they needed. Sure, I would certainly fly at least one more ship but what other the other ships? I can’t be my entire fleet, after all.

(Unless I do something about the chakra system that seemingly doesn’t exist inside me yet seems to...

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